The heavens begin from the golden years
Chapter 318 The Modern Emperor's New Clothes
Chapter 318 The Modern Emperor's New Clothes
"Then you still wear mink?"
After giving his mother a blank look, Jiang Xiaoguo took the handbag from her hand and said helplessly:
"I'll carry it for you, cross the road carefully!"
"it is good!"
"Shujuan, what a coincidence!"
Just when Jiang Xiaoguo was leading her mother to cross the road, a fashionable middle-aged woman came to greet her. Seeing her face, Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't help but looked at her mother and whispered:
"Who?"
"Your Aunt Sun!"
When the stylishly dressed middle-aged woman came up to her, she and Mother Jiang laughed and said:
"Long time no see, are you here for the wedding too?"
"Sister Sun, you are doing well just by looking at it!"
"Look, I just bought a flat in Shenzhen. It's [-] square meters. It's too small. I can't compare with you, sister Juan. You see, you live alone by the Heilongjiang River, and you're very healthy!"
"This is okay!"
Seeing Sun Lifen chattering about the house she bought in Shenzhen as soon as they met, Mother Jiang smiled politely:
"I planned to settle in Hong Kong, but then I thought about it. You said how convenient it is to travel now. There are planes and high-speed trains. You can book business class, first class, etc., so you can get it, right?"
"Yes, the wedding will be held in the Hilton Hotel, right?"
"Yes, leave Hilton alone!"
Glancing at Mother Jiang who was sweating profusely, Sun Lifen looked at the guest house not far away and said deliberately:
"Sister Juan, why do you live in a guest house? It's so convenient to live in the Hilton Hotel!"
"Oh, this!"
Seeing that Sun Lifen wanted to tear down her platform, Mother Jiang said wisely:
"Sister Sun, have you forgotten?"
"what?"
"When I was young, I couldn't live in a soft mattress. I'm not filial. I searched all over Shenzhen. Hey, coincidence, this guest house is famous for its hard bed!"
"is it?"
After glancing at Jiang Mama who was lying with her eyes open, and Jiang Xiaoguo who looked a little embarrassed standing next to her, Sun Lifen turned her attention to the mink coat she was wearing and said with a smile:
"Hey, sister Juan, you are so extravagant!"
"Okay!"
"That's it. It's a little bit ugly. Where did you buy it? Are you being tricked?"
"I"
"Sister Juan, look at how messy the hair is, and it doesn't feel smooth to the touch. Is it fake?"
"I feel pretty good!"
"Touch it, the real mink is completely different from the fake one!"
Seeing that Mother Jiang was still dead, Sun Lifen took the initiative to touch her mink coat and said:
"Oh, look, there is still glue in this stick!"
"Where is it?"
"Aunt Sun!"
Seeing her mother's face getting more and more embarrassing, Jiang Xiaoguo hurriedly stopped Sun Lifen, frowned slightly and said:
"My mother is really not a real mink!"
Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo voluntarily admitting that she is a fake ferret, Sun Lifen looked at Jiang's mother with pride and said:
"You see, children understand, don't they?"
Looking at Sun Lifen who was fighting with her, Jiang's mother gave Jiang Xiaoguo a reproachful look. This silly child is too sincere.
Giving her mother a reassuring look, Jiang Xiaoguo looked at Sun Lifen again and continued:
"My mother is an eco-friendly mink. It is much more expensive than a real mink. I bought it for her!"
"Environmental mink?"
Looking at Sun Lifen who was a little dumbfounded, Mother Jiang smiled and said:
"Sister Sun, don't you understand this? Environmental protection mink, everyone knows that I am a famous environmental protection guard in Heilongjiang. I must bring this end. Look, our family Guoer originally said that he would buy me a real mink. I didn’t let me buy it, it’s not like I joined a venture capital investment before graduating from university, and my monthly salary is tens of thousands, so it’s not bad at all!”
As she spoke, she seemed to be worried that Sun Lifen would not believe her, so Mother Jiang used the Gucci bag that Jiang Xiaoguo was carrying as an example:
"Look at this latest Gucci model. My daughter bought it for herself with her first month's salary!"
"That's really promising!"
"That is!"
Glancing at Jiang Xiaoguo, Jiang's mother returned the Gucci bag to her and said:
"Okay, put away the bag, what are you showing off to your aunt Sun?"
Looking at Mother Jiang, who showed off her daughter's promise to her, Sun Lifen looked at the time and said:
"Sister Juan, it's getting late, I'll go there first, come over later!"
"Okay, you go first, see you later!"
"See you later!"
"Goodbye, Aunt Sun!"
"goodbye!"
After watching Sun Lifen leave, Mother Jiang looked at her daughter Jiang Xiaoguo and said excitedly:
"Okay, girl!"
She hugged Jiang Xiaoguo's shoulder and praised:
"You really impress mom!"
Pushing away her mother, Jiang Xiaoguo glanced at the mink coat she was wearing and said anxiously:
"Mom, are you really a fake mink?"
"Yup!"
"Why didn't you tell me sooner?"
"What am I telling you?"
"Tell me earlier, how can she have a chance?"
"Mom didn't know you had this ability!"
"Then don't you see who I am, a girl!"
"Mom, remember next time, let's go, it's almost time, you should go back too!"
"Then I'll go back first, bye!"
"Bye-Bye!"
The sun was setting to the west, and Jiang Xiaoguo returned to the dormitory after finishing the due diligence work of the mosaic project.
"came back?"
"came back!"
Seeing that Luo Yan was alone in the dormitory playing games, Duan Jiabao and Liang Shuang hadn't come back yet, Jiang Xiaoguo glanced at their desks, saw Duan Jiabao's Gucci bag on her desk, Jiang Xiaoguo left In the past, I compared my Gucci bag with Duan Jiabao’s Gucci bag. Sure enough, although the two look exactly the same, there are still subtle differences. Duan Jiabao’s Gucci bag is completely white. The side of the bag is black, and it is obvious that one of them is real and the other is fake.
"Ah~~"
Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't help but sigh softly. Duan Jiabao's family is so rich, so naturally they wouldn't buy fake bags. Not only did my mother have no money, but she was used to saving too. The mink she bought was also a fake mink. Bajiu also bought a high imitation.
"What's wrong?"
Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo standing there holding two Gucci bags and sighing, looking not in a good mood, Luo Yan couldn't help asking.
"Look at the two bags, is there any difference?"
Jiang Xiaoguo walked up to Luo Yan holding her own and Duan Jiabao's Gucci bags in her left and right hands and asked.
"One of Dabao's and one of yours, what's wrong?"
"This!"
Jiang Xiaoguo gestured to where the two bags were carried and said:
"Do you see it?"
"Oh!"
Luo Yan smiled and suddenly realized:
"One side is black and the other side is white!"
"You see it?"
"I'm not blind!"
"It's over, it's over, even you can see it, who can't see it?"
"Any questions?"
"The problem is big, my bag is a fake bag!"
Putting Duan Jiabao's bag back to its original place, Jiang Xiaoguo walked back to the desk with her bag in her hand and said:
"Let me just say, there is no Gucci in our area!"
"Xiaoguo, don't be depressed, haven't you bought fakes before?"
"Yes, I bought fakes, but I know it myself!"
After pouring out all the things contained in the Gucci bag and putting them into the original handbag, Jiang Xiaoguo put away the fake bag and said with a depressed face:
"My mother didn't know what happened recently. She bought fake ferrets and fake bags. She didn't tell me. I thought it was real. I took pictures and posted them on Weibo, Moments, and chatted with people everywhere. Show off or something, how many people are watching me behind my back, fortunately Yuan Xudong doesn't know these bags, otherwise, I wouldn't be able to hold my head up in front of him!"
Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo's dejected look, Luo Yan couldn't help but suggest:
"Then do you want to take the white one and paint it white with correction fluid?"
"What do you say?"
"Sorry, I can't help you!"
After thinking about it, Luo Yan suggested again:
"Then why don't you ask Yuan Xudong to buy you a real Gucci bag, hasn't he gotten rich recently?"
"You know it all?"
"What do I know?"
"You know Yuan Xudong is rich, tell me, how much do you know?"
"I heard it all from hearsay, don't you know what's going on with him?"
"I"
Before Jiang Xiaoguo could finish speaking, the phone rang. It was Jiang Xiaoguo's phone. She picked up the phone and looked at it. It turned out that it was Yuan Xudong calling. The corners of her mouth raised slightly. Jiang Xiaoguo looked at Luo Yan and said with a smile:
"Look, Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, call me every day, just like a clingy child, I'm getting annoyed to death!"
"is it?"
Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo who was flirting with her, Luo Yan suddenly stood up from her seat, making a gesture to snatch her mobile phone and said:
"Call me, I'll help you reject him, let him play by himself!"
"No!"
"give me!"
"No!"
"Watch me tickle you!"
"Ha ha!"
While playing and playing, Jiang Xiaoguo took the opportunity to press the green call button and said:
"Hey!"
Yuan Xudong's voice sounded from the opposite side:
"Xiaoguo, where are you?"
"I'm in the school dormitory, what's wrong?"
"Aren't you going to have dinner with your mother tonight? Get ready, I'll pick you up right now!"
"Okay, I'll wait for you downstairs!"
"Well, see you later!"
"See you later!"
After hanging up the phone, Luo Yan strangled Jiang Xiaoguo's neck from behind and rode on her body, making fun of her:
"Okay, Jiang Xiaoguo, you've all started meeting your parents, haven't you?"
"No, my mother is coming to Shenzhen to attend her colleague's daughter's wedding, so let's take a look at Yuan Xudong!"
Being entangled by Luo Yan, Jiang Xiaoguo scratched her back with both hands and said:
"Shitou, get up quickly, don't force me to zoom in!"
"Big move?"
Luo Yan entangled Jiang Xiaoguo even more forcefully and said with a smile:
"Let me see it!"
"If the tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm Hello Kitty, right?"
"No, I thought you were a monkey!"
"monkey?"
Feeling insulted, Jiang Xiaoguo yelled, and then fell on the bed with Luo Yan on her back. The two immediately wrestled together, laughing and being rolled over by the waves. At this moment, the door of the dormitory creaked. Pushing away, Liang Shuang, who had been working outside for a whole day, came back. Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo's bed, two human figures were entangled under the quilt. She was startled and almost didn't cry out. Fortunately, Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yandu exposed her feet outside, otherwise, she would have thought that Jiang Xiaoguo had secretly taken Yuan Xudong back to the dormitory.
"Jiang Xiaoguo, what are you two doing?"
"Liang Shuang!"
Hearing Liang Shuang's voice, Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan got out of the quilt immediately, each arranged their clothes, Jiang Xiaoguo blushed and said with a sneer:
"Liang Shuang, are you back?"
"Well, sorry, I didn't bother you two, did I?"
"No, no!"
Jiang Xiaoguo shook her head slightly, then opened her eyes wide and dumbfounded:
"Liang Shuang, you, what do you mean?"
"Means nothing!"
Looking at Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan, whose clothes were a little messy and with red faces, Liang Shuang frowned slightly and said in disgust:
"It's not dark yet, and you're in the dormitory again. Are you two so disgusting?"
"what?"
Seeing that Liang Shuang actually said that about himself and Luo Yan, Jiang Xiaoguo was so angry that he stammered:
"You, what nonsense are you talking about? Me, what can we two girls do, what's so disgusting?"
"What happened to the two girls?"
Glancing at Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan, Liang Shuang went to his desk and sat down, put the Gucci bag on his back aside, then turned on his laptop, and while refreshing his Weibo video, deliberately talked to Jiang Xiaoguo Bickered:
"There are too many things that two women can do, but it's okay, this is your freedom, and I can understand it, as long as you don't mess around in the dormitory!"
"you"
"Okay, okay, Xiaoguo, isn't Yuan Xudong coming to pick you up?"
Seeing that Jiang Xiaoguo still wanted to quarrel with Liang Shuang, Luo Yan quickly stopped her and advised:
"Hurry up, don't make him wait too long, remember to come back early after eating, and bring me two roasted sweet potatoes at the gate of the school!"
"it is good!"
Looking at Luo Yan and nodding slightly, Jiang Xiaoguo ignored Liang Shuang's provocation. She walked to the sink outside the bathroom, freshened up in front of the large mirror on the wall, and then greeted Luo Yan, and then He happily left the dormitory with his handbag in his hand, and waited downstairs in the girls' dormitory for Yuan Xudong to drive over to pick him up to have a meal with his mother.
After waiting downstairs in the girls' dormitory for a while, seeing Yuan Xudong coming in his white Maserati, Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't wait to trot over and said with a smile:
"Little Dongzi, you are here!"
"Don't call me Xiaodongzi!"
After glaring at Jiang Xiaoguo, Yuan Xudong stopped the car, opened the door and said with a smile:
"Get in the car and go see your mother-in-law!"
"Don't yell!"
Turning a blind eye to Yuan Xudong, Jiang Xiaoguo sat in the passenger seat, fastened his seat belt and said:
"Okay, let's go, go to the guest house next to the school, where my mother lives!"
"it is good!"
While driving to the guest house near the school, Yuan Xudong looked at Jiang Xiaoguo and said:
"Xiaoguo, how about I help my aunt change to a hotel with a better environment?"
"Need not!"
Without thinking about it, Jiang Xiaoguo shook her head and refused:
"My mother won't agree. Besides, the environment of the guest house is not bad. Although it is not as good as those star-rated hotels, it is much better than those small hotels. Don't worry about it!"
"That's fine, if you need anything, just tell me, in order to marry you home, I will definitely work harder!"
"Screw you!"
After giving Yuan Xudong a blank look, Jiang Xiaoguo stretched out his hand to tidy up the collar of his clothes and said seriously:
"Later, you are not allowed to be so frivolous, you know?"
"Got it, don't worry!"
Seeing that Yuan Xudong was not nervous at all, Jiang Xiaoguo said slightly uncomfortable:
"Really, you were not nervous at all when you met my mother for the first time. Do you not care about me?"
"What are you talking about?"
Turning a blind eye to Jiang Xiaoguo, Yuan Xudong smiled and said:
"For a man as good as me, even if he is nervous, he keeps it in his heart. This is called Taishan collapses in front of him and his color does not change. What do you know?"
"You know how to brag!"
Glancing at Yuan Xudong, Jiang Xiaoguo leaned on the seat with her legs curled up, holding her handbag in her arms, looked at Yuan Xudong and asked:
"Little Dongzi, why do you like me?"
"wrong!"
"what?"
"You should ask, Yuan Xudong, do you like me?, instead of what, Xiaodongzi, why do you like me?"
Looking at the confused Jiang Xiaoguo, Yuan Xudong smiled and said:
"The former means that you are not sure whether I like you or not. The latter means that you are sure that I like you, but you still don't know the reason why I like you. The causal relationship cannot be reversed. Unexpectedly, Xiaoguo , you are quite narcissistic, the same question, do you like me? Or change the question, Jiang Xiaoguo, why do you like me?"
Seeing Yuan Xudong going around there without answering, and finally kicking the ball back, Jiang Xiaoguo directly activated the woman's natural skills, and said shamelessly:
"I asked first, you talk first, and I'll talk about why after you finish talking!"
"Okay!"
Yuan Xudong shrugged his shoulders and blurted out:
"Because you are beautiful, what about you?"
"Gone?"
"Gone!"
Seeing Yuan Xudong answer so perfunctorily, Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and also said perfunctorily:
"Because you are handsome, it's gone!"
"enough!"
"what?"
"I've said enough!"
After glancing at Jiang Xiaoguo, Yuan Xudong said solemnly:
"The biggest advantage of me is that I am handsome. It is enough for you to pay attention to this!"
"I bother!"
After Yuan Xudong rolled his eyes, Jiang Xiaoguo smiled slightly and said:
"Little Dongzi, why are you so shameless?"
"Thank you for the compliment!"
Yuan Xudong pulled a slightly exaggerated smile and said:
"Actually, I've always thought meanness, shamelessness, indecentness, and shamelessness are all advantages. Sometimes it's really strange. It's a disadvantage to sacrifice others for yourself, but it's an advantage to sacrifice yourself for others. Why?"
Before Jiang Xiaoguo could answer, Yuan Xudong continued to laugh and said:
"It's like the "Emperor's New Clothes" in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale. When I was young, I thought those people were so stupid. When they see it, they see it. If they don't see it, they don't see it. Why do adults tell such false lies?
Later, when I grew up, I realized that Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales were not for children, but for adults. When I was young, I was a child in fairy tales, so I laughed at those adults for being stupid. When I grow up, I am an adult in fairy tales. When I look at those children who speak innocence, although I think they are stupid and innocent, I also think they are cute! "
Having said that, Yuan Xudong looked at Jiang Xiaoguo and said with a smile:
"And in the real world, because I am an adult and you are a child, I like you, understand?"
"Well, can you say that again?"
"cannot!"
(End of this chapter)
"Then you still wear mink?"
After giving his mother a blank look, Jiang Xiaoguo took the handbag from her hand and said helplessly:
"I'll carry it for you, cross the road carefully!"
"it is good!"
"Shujuan, what a coincidence!"
Just when Jiang Xiaoguo was leading her mother to cross the road, a fashionable middle-aged woman came to greet her. Seeing her face, Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't help but looked at her mother and whispered:
"Who?"
"Your Aunt Sun!"
When the stylishly dressed middle-aged woman came up to her, she and Mother Jiang laughed and said:
"Long time no see, are you here for the wedding too?"
"Sister Sun, you are doing well just by looking at it!"
"Look, I just bought a flat in Shenzhen. It's [-] square meters. It's too small. I can't compare with you, sister Juan. You see, you live alone by the Heilongjiang River, and you're very healthy!"
"This is okay!"
Seeing Sun Lifen chattering about the house she bought in Shenzhen as soon as they met, Mother Jiang smiled politely:
"I planned to settle in Hong Kong, but then I thought about it. You said how convenient it is to travel now. There are planes and high-speed trains. You can book business class, first class, etc., so you can get it, right?"
"Yes, the wedding will be held in the Hilton Hotel, right?"
"Yes, leave Hilton alone!"
Glancing at Mother Jiang who was sweating profusely, Sun Lifen looked at the guest house not far away and said deliberately:
"Sister Juan, why do you live in a guest house? It's so convenient to live in the Hilton Hotel!"
"Oh, this!"
Seeing that Sun Lifen wanted to tear down her platform, Mother Jiang said wisely:
"Sister Sun, have you forgotten?"
"what?"
"When I was young, I couldn't live in a soft mattress. I'm not filial. I searched all over Shenzhen. Hey, coincidence, this guest house is famous for its hard bed!"
"is it?"
After glancing at Jiang Mama who was lying with her eyes open, and Jiang Xiaoguo who looked a little embarrassed standing next to her, Sun Lifen turned her attention to the mink coat she was wearing and said with a smile:
"Hey, sister Juan, you are so extravagant!"
"Okay!"
"That's it. It's a little bit ugly. Where did you buy it? Are you being tricked?"
"I"
"Sister Juan, look at how messy the hair is, and it doesn't feel smooth to the touch. Is it fake?"
"I feel pretty good!"
"Touch it, the real mink is completely different from the fake one!"
Seeing that Mother Jiang was still dead, Sun Lifen took the initiative to touch her mink coat and said:
"Oh, look, there is still glue in this stick!"
"Where is it?"
"Aunt Sun!"
Seeing her mother's face getting more and more embarrassing, Jiang Xiaoguo hurriedly stopped Sun Lifen, frowned slightly and said:
"My mother is really not a real mink!"
Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo voluntarily admitting that she is a fake ferret, Sun Lifen looked at Jiang's mother with pride and said:
"You see, children understand, don't they?"
Looking at Sun Lifen who was fighting with her, Jiang's mother gave Jiang Xiaoguo a reproachful look. This silly child is too sincere.
Giving her mother a reassuring look, Jiang Xiaoguo looked at Sun Lifen again and continued:
"My mother is an eco-friendly mink. It is much more expensive than a real mink. I bought it for her!"
"Environmental mink?"
Looking at Sun Lifen who was a little dumbfounded, Mother Jiang smiled and said:
"Sister Sun, don't you understand this? Environmental protection mink, everyone knows that I am a famous environmental protection guard in Heilongjiang. I must bring this end. Look, our family Guoer originally said that he would buy me a real mink. I didn’t let me buy it, it’s not like I joined a venture capital investment before graduating from university, and my monthly salary is tens of thousands, so it’s not bad at all!”
As she spoke, she seemed to be worried that Sun Lifen would not believe her, so Mother Jiang used the Gucci bag that Jiang Xiaoguo was carrying as an example:
"Look at this latest Gucci model. My daughter bought it for herself with her first month's salary!"
"That's really promising!"
"That is!"
Glancing at Jiang Xiaoguo, Jiang's mother returned the Gucci bag to her and said:
"Okay, put away the bag, what are you showing off to your aunt Sun?"
Looking at Mother Jiang, who showed off her daughter's promise to her, Sun Lifen looked at the time and said:
"Sister Juan, it's getting late, I'll go there first, come over later!"
"Okay, you go first, see you later!"
"See you later!"
"Goodbye, Aunt Sun!"
"goodbye!"
After watching Sun Lifen leave, Mother Jiang looked at her daughter Jiang Xiaoguo and said excitedly:
"Okay, girl!"
She hugged Jiang Xiaoguo's shoulder and praised:
"You really impress mom!"
Pushing away her mother, Jiang Xiaoguo glanced at the mink coat she was wearing and said anxiously:
"Mom, are you really a fake mink?"
"Yup!"
"Why didn't you tell me sooner?"
"What am I telling you?"
"Tell me earlier, how can she have a chance?"
"Mom didn't know you had this ability!"
"Then don't you see who I am, a girl!"
"Mom, remember next time, let's go, it's almost time, you should go back too!"
"Then I'll go back first, bye!"
"Bye-Bye!"
The sun was setting to the west, and Jiang Xiaoguo returned to the dormitory after finishing the due diligence work of the mosaic project.
"came back?"
"came back!"
Seeing that Luo Yan was alone in the dormitory playing games, Duan Jiabao and Liang Shuang hadn't come back yet, Jiang Xiaoguo glanced at their desks, saw Duan Jiabao's Gucci bag on her desk, Jiang Xiaoguo left In the past, I compared my Gucci bag with Duan Jiabao’s Gucci bag. Sure enough, although the two look exactly the same, there are still subtle differences. Duan Jiabao’s Gucci bag is completely white. The side of the bag is black, and it is obvious that one of them is real and the other is fake.
"Ah~~"
Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't help but sigh softly. Duan Jiabao's family is so rich, so naturally they wouldn't buy fake bags. Not only did my mother have no money, but she was used to saving too. The mink she bought was also a fake mink. Bajiu also bought a high imitation.
"What's wrong?"
Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo standing there holding two Gucci bags and sighing, looking not in a good mood, Luo Yan couldn't help asking.
"Look at the two bags, is there any difference?"
Jiang Xiaoguo walked up to Luo Yan holding her own and Duan Jiabao's Gucci bags in her left and right hands and asked.
"One of Dabao's and one of yours, what's wrong?"
"This!"
Jiang Xiaoguo gestured to where the two bags were carried and said:
"Do you see it?"
"Oh!"
Luo Yan smiled and suddenly realized:
"One side is black and the other side is white!"
"You see it?"
"I'm not blind!"
"It's over, it's over, even you can see it, who can't see it?"
"Any questions?"
"The problem is big, my bag is a fake bag!"
Putting Duan Jiabao's bag back to its original place, Jiang Xiaoguo walked back to the desk with her bag in her hand and said:
"Let me just say, there is no Gucci in our area!"
"Xiaoguo, don't be depressed, haven't you bought fakes before?"
"Yes, I bought fakes, but I know it myself!"
After pouring out all the things contained in the Gucci bag and putting them into the original handbag, Jiang Xiaoguo put away the fake bag and said with a depressed face:
"My mother didn't know what happened recently. She bought fake ferrets and fake bags. She didn't tell me. I thought it was real. I took pictures and posted them on Weibo, Moments, and chatted with people everywhere. Show off or something, how many people are watching me behind my back, fortunately Yuan Xudong doesn't know these bags, otherwise, I wouldn't be able to hold my head up in front of him!"
Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo's dejected look, Luo Yan couldn't help but suggest:
"Then do you want to take the white one and paint it white with correction fluid?"
"What do you say?"
"Sorry, I can't help you!"
After thinking about it, Luo Yan suggested again:
"Then why don't you ask Yuan Xudong to buy you a real Gucci bag, hasn't he gotten rich recently?"
"You know it all?"
"What do I know?"
"You know Yuan Xudong is rich, tell me, how much do you know?"
"I heard it all from hearsay, don't you know what's going on with him?"
"I"
Before Jiang Xiaoguo could finish speaking, the phone rang. It was Jiang Xiaoguo's phone. She picked up the phone and looked at it. It turned out that it was Yuan Xudong calling. The corners of her mouth raised slightly. Jiang Xiaoguo looked at Luo Yan and said with a smile:
"Look, Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, call me every day, just like a clingy child, I'm getting annoyed to death!"
"is it?"
Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo who was flirting with her, Luo Yan suddenly stood up from her seat, making a gesture to snatch her mobile phone and said:
"Call me, I'll help you reject him, let him play by himself!"
"No!"
"give me!"
"No!"
"Watch me tickle you!"
"Ha ha!"
While playing and playing, Jiang Xiaoguo took the opportunity to press the green call button and said:
"Hey!"
Yuan Xudong's voice sounded from the opposite side:
"Xiaoguo, where are you?"
"I'm in the school dormitory, what's wrong?"
"Aren't you going to have dinner with your mother tonight? Get ready, I'll pick you up right now!"
"Okay, I'll wait for you downstairs!"
"Well, see you later!"
"See you later!"
After hanging up the phone, Luo Yan strangled Jiang Xiaoguo's neck from behind and rode on her body, making fun of her:
"Okay, Jiang Xiaoguo, you've all started meeting your parents, haven't you?"
"No, my mother is coming to Shenzhen to attend her colleague's daughter's wedding, so let's take a look at Yuan Xudong!"
Being entangled by Luo Yan, Jiang Xiaoguo scratched her back with both hands and said:
"Shitou, get up quickly, don't force me to zoom in!"
"Big move?"
Luo Yan entangled Jiang Xiaoguo even more forcefully and said with a smile:
"Let me see it!"
"If the tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm Hello Kitty, right?"
"No, I thought you were a monkey!"
"monkey?"
Feeling insulted, Jiang Xiaoguo yelled, and then fell on the bed with Luo Yan on her back. The two immediately wrestled together, laughing and being rolled over by the waves. At this moment, the door of the dormitory creaked. Pushing away, Liang Shuang, who had been working outside for a whole day, came back. Seeing Jiang Xiaoguo's bed, two human figures were entangled under the quilt. She was startled and almost didn't cry out. Fortunately, Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yandu exposed her feet outside, otherwise, she would have thought that Jiang Xiaoguo had secretly taken Yuan Xudong back to the dormitory.
"Jiang Xiaoguo, what are you two doing?"
"Liang Shuang!"
Hearing Liang Shuang's voice, Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan got out of the quilt immediately, each arranged their clothes, Jiang Xiaoguo blushed and said with a sneer:
"Liang Shuang, are you back?"
"Well, sorry, I didn't bother you two, did I?"
"No, no!"
Jiang Xiaoguo shook her head slightly, then opened her eyes wide and dumbfounded:
"Liang Shuang, you, what do you mean?"
"Means nothing!"
Looking at Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan, whose clothes were a little messy and with red faces, Liang Shuang frowned slightly and said in disgust:
"It's not dark yet, and you're in the dormitory again. Are you two so disgusting?"
"what?"
Seeing that Liang Shuang actually said that about himself and Luo Yan, Jiang Xiaoguo was so angry that he stammered:
"You, what nonsense are you talking about? Me, what can we two girls do, what's so disgusting?"
"What happened to the two girls?"
Glancing at Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan, Liang Shuang went to his desk and sat down, put the Gucci bag on his back aside, then turned on his laptop, and while refreshing his Weibo video, deliberately talked to Jiang Xiaoguo Bickered:
"There are too many things that two women can do, but it's okay, this is your freedom, and I can understand it, as long as you don't mess around in the dormitory!"
"you"
"Okay, okay, Xiaoguo, isn't Yuan Xudong coming to pick you up?"
Seeing that Jiang Xiaoguo still wanted to quarrel with Liang Shuang, Luo Yan quickly stopped her and advised:
"Hurry up, don't make him wait too long, remember to come back early after eating, and bring me two roasted sweet potatoes at the gate of the school!"
"it is good!"
Looking at Luo Yan and nodding slightly, Jiang Xiaoguo ignored Liang Shuang's provocation. She walked to the sink outside the bathroom, freshened up in front of the large mirror on the wall, and then greeted Luo Yan, and then He happily left the dormitory with his handbag in his hand, and waited downstairs in the girls' dormitory for Yuan Xudong to drive over to pick him up to have a meal with his mother.
After waiting downstairs in the girls' dormitory for a while, seeing Yuan Xudong coming in his white Maserati, Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't wait to trot over and said with a smile:
"Little Dongzi, you are here!"
"Don't call me Xiaodongzi!"
After glaring at Jiang Xiaoguo, Yuan Xudong stopped the car, opened the door and said with a smile:
"Get in the car and go see your mother-in-law!"
"Don't yell!"
Turning a blind eye to Yuan Xudong, Jiang Xiaoguo sat in the passenger seat, fastened his seat belt and said:
"Okay, let's go, go to the guest house next to the school, where my mother lives!"
"it is good!"
While driving to the guest house near the school, Yuan Xudong looked at Jiang Xiaoguo and said:
"Xiaoguo, how about I help my aunt change to a hotel with a better environment?"
"Need not!"
Without thinking about it, Jiang Xiaoguo shook her head and refused:
"My mother won't agree. Besides, the environment of the guest house is not bad. Although it is not as good as those star-rated hotels, it is much better than those small hotels. Don't worry about it!"
"That's fine, if you need anything, just tell me, in order to marry you home, I will definitely work harder!"
"Screw you!"
After giving Yuan Xudong a blank look, Jiang Xiaoguo stretched out his hand to tidy up the collar of his clothes and said seriously:
"Later, you are not allowed to be so frivolous, you know?"
"Got it, don't worry!"
Seeing that Yuan Xudong was not nervous at all, Jiang Xiaoguo said slightly uncomfortable:
"Really, you were not nervous at all when you met my mother for the first time. Do you not care about me?"
"What are you talking about?"
Turning a blind eye to Jiang Xiaoguo, Yuan Xudong smiled and said:
"For a man as good as me, even if he is nervous, he keeps it in his heart. This is called Taishan collapses in front of him and his color does not change. What do you know?"
"You know how to brag!"
Glancing at Yuan Xudong, Jiang Xiaoguo leaned on the seat with her legs curled up, holding her handbag in her arms, looked at Yuan Xudong and asked:
"Little Dongzi, why do you like me?"
"wrong!"
"what?"
"You should ask, Yuan Xudong, do you like me?, instead of what, Xiaodongzi, why do you like me?"
Looking at the confused Jiang Xiaoguo, Yuan Xudong smiled and said:
"The former means that you are not sure whether I like you or not. The latter means that you are sure that I like you, but you still don't know the reason why I like you. The causal relationship cannot be reversed. Unexpectedly, Xiaoguo , you are quite narcissistic, the same question, do you like me? Or change the question, Jiang Xiaoguo, why do you like me?"
Seeing Yuan Xudong going around there without answering, and finally kicking the ball back, Jiang Xiaoguo directly activated the woman's natural skills, and said shamelessly:
"I asked first, you talk first, and I'll talk about why after you finish talking!"
"Okay!"
Yuan Xudong shrugged his shoulders and blurted out:
"Because you are beautiful, what about you?"
"Gone?"
"Gone!"
Seeing Yuan Xudong answer so perfunctorily, Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and also said perfunctorily:
"Because you are handsome, it's gone!"
"enough!"
"what?"
"I've said enough!"
After glancing at Jiang Xiaoguo, Yuan Xudong said solemnly:
"The biggest advantage of me is that I am handsome. It is enough for you to pay attention to this!"
"I bother!"
After Yuan Xudong rolled his eyes, Jiang Xiaoguo smiled slightly and said:
"Little Dongzi, why are you so shameless?"
"Thank you for the compliment!"
Yuan Xudong pulled a slightly exaggerated smile and said:
"Actually, I've always thought meanness, shamelessness, indecentness, and shamelessness are all advantages. Sometimes it's really strange. It's a disadvantage to sacrifice others for yourself, but it's an advantage to sacrifice yourself for others. Why?"
Before Jiang Xiaoguo could answer, Yuan Xudong continued to laugh and said:
"It's like the "Emperor's New Clothes" in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale. When I was young, I thought those people were so stupid. When they see it, they see it. If they don't see it, they don't see it. Why do adults tell such false lies?
Later, when I grew up, I realized that Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales were not for children, but for adults. When I was young, I was a child in fairy tales, so I laughed at those adults for being stupid. When I grow up, I am an adult in fairy tales. When I look at those children who speak innocence, although I think they are stupid and innocent, I also think they are cute! "
Having said that, Yuan Xudong looked at Jiang Xiaoguo and said with a smile:
"And in the real world, because I am an adult and you are a child, I like you, understand?"
"Well, can you say that again?"
"cannot!"
(End of this chapter)
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