I, Live Creation Wizard
Chapter 158 Where did the taxpayers' money go in the beautiful country?
Chapter 158 Where did the taxpayers' money go in the beautiful country?
"Ni." Stinky Ni followed behind the gas bomb with a smile, and they had gradually become familiar with the site.
The moment the stinky mud and gas bombs appeared, the garbage python crawled on its knees, staring coldly at these two seemingly harmless creatures.
The scarlet eyes revealed a cold murderous look.
"This trash python wants to do something." The hearts of the audience sank.
On the other side of the beautiful country, there were cheers, only the commentator explained:
"Oh, it seems that the stinky mud and gas bombs are regarded as food by the garbage pythons. Our beautiful country's genetic technology research is thorough, and the ability of this garbage python is even more amazing than what you have seen. I hope Xia Guo can take timely measures to protect the elves."
In sight, the garbage python slowly approached the stinky mud, and the scarlet snake letter made people shudder.
But the stinky mud and gas bombs were completely unaware.
Not long after, the garbage python got closer to a place less than 2 meters away from the smelly mud.
"Run!!!!"
"Damn trash python, damn beautiful country." The barrage occupied the entire screen, almost all of which were the words "run".
"Huh." The breeze blew past, bringing up a large amount of stench, and the already bad-smelling air became even more foul-smelling.
The stinky mud that was blown by the wind grinned. He liked the wind very much, and the stench it brought would bring warmth to his body.
He felt that his purple silt was full of temperature, and countless bacteria and toxins were entangled and brewing, bringing him more nutrition.
Suddenly, the smell of blood came from behind him, and he turned around suddenly, but suddenly saw a thick black figure occupying his sight, and a bloody mouth fell straight down.
"Mud?" He had a dazed look on his face. His whole body was soft and he only felt that he was in a confined space with extremely high temperature and stinky smell.
"Mud." The smelly mud couldn't help covering his nose. He is a clean freak and doesn't like the smell of blood.
From the perspective of the outside world, the garbage python that got close to a certain degree suddenly exploded, opened its bloody mouth with lightning speed, and swallowed the stinky mud into its mouth.
Countless netizens screamed, because the lens is high-definition focus, so they all saw the garbage python approaching and opening its bloody mouth in a second.
It seemed as if he could smell the stench in his mouth through the screen, and feel the oppressive feeling that his life was hanging by a thread.
"Gulu." Netizens felt their hearts tremble when they saw the mouth of the garbage python squirm.
"Been eaten, our stinky little cutie is gone, woo woo woo, you accompany my little cutie."
"The stinky mud is gone. Since then, the world has lost a pair of pure eyes."
In a family of Xia Kingdom, a child cried loudly: "Wow, the stinky mud is dead, I don't want the stinky mud to die!"
The boy's mother turned off the TV and beat up the boy's father, "You're going to die, show your child such bloody things, do you want to kneel on the washboard again?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." The sound of beating and cursing was mixed with the cry of a child, crying so loudly that it was a terrifying weeping ghost.
"Here, Nasi?" Gas bomb watched the garbage python swallow his little friend in one gulp, and remained silent for a few seconds. His whole body turned red at a visible speed.
"Hey Nasi (how dare you eat my friend, I, I, I'll fight with you)!" Gasp puffed out his mouth, and muddy liquid spewed out from the dimples around his body.
"Hey Nasi!" The gas bomb used impact.
"Bang~" The gas bomb slammed into the garbage python's body, and then flew into the sky, eyes rolling in small circles.
"Hey Nasi~~"
Gas bombs feel that the enemy is very strong.
This is the strongest enemy he has faced since he was born!
Toxic fog!
The gas bombs began to spray in bursts, and soon the purple poisonous mist enveloped him.
"Hey, cough, cough, cough, cough." Gas bomb coughed violently, with a flustered expression on his face.
No, why is this poisonous mist coming towards me?
Help!I'm going to be poisoned.
The operation of the gas bomb made the trash python stunned.
But the next moment, he suddenly writhed in pain.
The blood basin opened its mouth wide, and black blood flowed out.
The 2-meter-long body continued to toss violently, bringing up large pieces of garbage flying around.
It is not difficult to see the pain he endured from the strange distortion frequency of the garbage python.
The garbage python writhed like this for dozens of seconds, and finally under the sunlight and under the live camera, he stopped struggling.
"Mud~" The garbage python's mouth let out a dull cry, and a purple smelly mud carefully stretched out a small hand, and very gently opened the garbage python's mouth.
Then slowly crawled out of the garbage python's mouth, and finally helped the garbage python close its mouth in a very gentlemanly manner.
"Tch." The trash python's mouth was already festered, and black blood was constantly flowing. His eyes turned weakly, looking at the stinky mud full of fear.
"Mud..." Stinky Ni happily picked up the trash and ate it.
"Hey Nasi!" Gas bomb cried and complained against the stinky mud.
A poisonous mist filled his body.
The smelly mud didn't dislike it either, and patted the gas bomb with the palm of his hand carelessly to express his comfort.
Netizens all over the world fell silent.
Countless people rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
A puddle of mud actually defeated a two-meter-long boa constrictor?
Are you sure this isn't a novel or a comic?
The most difficult to accept are the researchers and netizens of the beautiful country.
Netizens are angry at their country's researcher.
"Why is it that we, a big country in genetic technology, can't even compare with Xia Guo?"
"Even if you fail, you can't lose so badly, this is not a level!"
"Where is all our taxpayer money going?"
Seeing the insults on the screen, the researcher's face flushed red.
"How come the garbage python can't even digest a puddle of mud? Impossible!" All the researchers in the institute couldn't believe what they saw.
The genetic technology of the beautiful country has always been at least 10 years ahead of the world.
After enjoying ten years of leadership and admiration, the researchers could not accept the taste of falling to the bottom.
That's right, for them, losing to Xia Guo means falling to the bottom.
This is an open battle between the two countries, but the outcome is so ridiculous that such mistakes cannot be prevented.
"Ding dong." The Institute quickly received a call from their superiors, and they answered it tremblingly, and there was immediately abusive voices from the other end.
……
"Here, Nasi." In the live broadcast, the gas bomb told the smelly mud about the evil deeds of the garbage python.
"Mud." An angry expression appeared on Stinky Mud's face.
Originally, he thought that the garbage python was playing with him, but now it seems that this snake has malicious intentions.
Stinky mud stretched out his hand indignantly, and made a fool of the trash python's face for a while.
"Hiss." The garbage python let out a cry of pain.
When the stinky mud moved away, the garbage python's face was covered with wounds, and purple venom kept rolling.
(End of this chapter)
"Ni." Stinky Ni followed behind the gas bomb with a smile, and they had gradually become familiar with the site.
The moment the stinky mud and gas bombs appeared, the garbage python crawled on its knees, staring coldly at these two seemingly harmless creatures.
The scarlet eyes revealed a cold murderous look.
"This trash python wants to do something." The hearts of the audience sank.
On the other side of the beautiful country, there were cheers, only the commentator explained:
"Oh, it seems that the stinky mud and gas bombs are regarded as food by the garbage pythons. Our beautiful country's genetic technology research is thorough, and the ability of this garbage python is even more amazing than what you have seen. I hope Xia Guo can take timely measures to protect the elves."
In sight, the garbage python slowly approached the stinky mud, and the scarlet snake letter made people shudder.
But the stinky mud and gas bombs were completely unaware.
Not long after, the garbage python got closer to a place less than 2 meters away from the smelly mud.
"Run!!!!"
"Damn trash python, damn beautiful country." The barrage occupied the entire screen, almost all of which were the words "run".
"Huh." The breeze blew past, bringing up a large amount of stench, and the already bad-smelling air became even more foul-smelling.
The stinky mud that was blown by the wind grinned. He liked the wind very much, and the stench it brought would bring warmth to his body.
He felt that his purple silt was full of temperature, and countless bacteria and toxins were entangled and brewing, bringing him more nutrition.
Suddenly, the smell of blood came from behind him, and he turned around suddenly, but suddenly saw a thick black figure occupying his sight, and a bloody mouth fell straight down.
"Mud?" He had a dazed look on his face. His whole body was soft and he only felt that he was in a confined space with extremely high temperature and stinky smell.
"Mud." The smelly mud couldn't help covering his nose. He is a clean freak and doesn't like the smell of blood.
From the perspective of the outside world, the garbage python that got close to a certain degree suddenly exploded, opened its bloody mouth with lightning speed, and swallowed the stinky mud into its mouth.
Countless netizens screamed, because the lens is high-definition focus, so they all saw the garbage python approaching and opening its bloody mouth in a second.
It seemed as if he could smell the stench in his mouth through the screen, and feel the oppressive feeling that his life was hanging by a thread.
"Gulu." Netizens felt their hearts tremble when they saw the mouth of the garbage python squirm.
"Been eaten, our stinky little cutie is gone, woo woo woo, you accompany my little cutie."
"The stinky mud is gone. Since then, the world has lost a pair of pure eyes."
In a family of Xia Kingdom, a child cried loudly: "Wow, the stinky mud is dead, I don't want the stinky mud to die!"
The boy's mother turned off the TV and beat up the boy's father, "You're going to die, show your child such bloody things, do you want to kneel on the washboard again?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." The sound of beating and cursing was mixed with the cry of a child, crying so loudly that it was a terrifying weeping ghost.
"Here, Nasi?" Gas bomb watched the garbage python swallow his little friend in one gulp, and remained silent for a few seconds. His whole body turned red at a visible speed.
"Hey Nasi (how dare you eat my friend, I, I, I'll fight with you)!" Gasp puffed out his mouth, and muddy liquid spewed out from the dimples around his body.
"Hey Nasi!" The gas bomb used impact.
"Bang~" The gas bomb slammed into the garbage python's body, and then flew into the sky, eyes rolling in small circles.
"Hey Nasi~~"
Gas bombs feel that the enemy is very strong.
This is the strongest enemy he has faced since he was born!
Toxic fog!
The gas bombs began to spray in bursts, and soon the purple poisonous mist enveloped him.
"Hey, cough, cough, cough, cough." Gas bomb coughed violently, with a flustered expression on his face.
No, why is this poisonous mist coming towards me?
Help!I'm going to be poisoned.
The operation of the gas bomb made the trash python stunned.
But the next moment, he suddenly writhed in pain.
The blood basin opened its mouth wide, and black blood flowed out.
The 2-meter-long body continued to toss violently, bringing up large pieces of garbage flying around.
It is not difficult to see the pain he endured from the strange distortion frequency of the garbage python.
The garbage python writhed like this for dozens of seconds, and finally under the sunlight and under the live camera, he stopped struggling.
"Mud~" The garbage python's mouth let out a dull cry, and a purple smelly mud carefully stretched out a small hand, and very gently opened the garbage python's mouth.
Then slowly crawled out of the garbage python's mouth, and finally helped the garbage python close its mouth in a very gentlemanly manner.
"Tch." The trash python's mouth was already festered, and black blood was constantly flowing. His eyes turned weakly, looking at the stinky mud full of fear.
"Mud..." Stinky Ni happily picked up the trash and ate it.
"Hey Nasi!" Gas bomb cried and complained against the stinky mud.
A poisonous mist filled his body.
The smelly mud didn't dislike it either, and patted the gas bomb with the palm of his hand carelessly to express his comfort.
Netizens all over the world fell silent.
Countless people rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
A puddle of mud actually defeated a two-meter-long boa constrictor?
Are you sure this isn't a novel or a comic?
The most difficult to accept are the researchers and netizens of the beautiful country.
Netizens are angry at their country's researcher.
"Why is it that we, a big country in genetic technology, can't even compare with Xia Guo?"
"Even if you fail, you can't lose so badly, this is not a level!"
"Where is all our taxpayer money going?"
Seeing the insults on the screen, the researcher's face flushed red.
"How come the garbage python can't even digest a puddle of mud? Impossible!" All the researchers in the institute couldn't believe what they saw.
The genetic technology of the beautiful country has always been at least 10 years ahead of the world.
After enjoying ten years of leadership and admiration, the researchers could not accept the taste of falling to the bottom.
That's right, for them, losing to Xia Guo means falling to the bottom.
This is an open battle between the two countries, but the outcome is so ridiculous that such mistakes cannot be prevented.
"Ding dong." The Institute quickly received a call from their superiors, and they answered it tremblingly, and there was immediately abusive voices from the other end.
……
"Here, Nasi." In the live broadcast, the gas bomb told the smelly mud about the evil deeds of the garbage python.
"Mud." An angry expression appeared on Stinky Mud's face.
Originally, he thought that the garbage python was playing with him, but now it seems that this snake has malicious intentions.
Stinky mud stretched out his hand indignantly, and made a fool of the trash python's face for a while.
"Hiss." The garbage python let out a cry of pain.
When the stinky mud moved away, the garbage python's face was covered with wounds, and purple venom kept rolling.
(End of this chapter)
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