Let you host the artist, how can you become a superstar
Chapter 489 487: He is really good (2)
Chapter 489 487: He is really good (2)
Fang Mingxuan couldn't laugh, but the young couple Tian Xue and Xue Zhiyuan started from the first laugh point, a small smile in 3 minutes, and a big laugh in 5 minutes, as if they had been tapped.
"I didn't expect that the combination of Chen Lei and Xu Lai could produce such sparks." Xue Zhiyuan couldn't help sighing. He had watched the comedy films of the two before, and they basically didn't have the same style. When they filmed "On the Journey", they always felt that the pairing of the two was weird. It was not until they saw the feature film that they dispelled their doubts.
"Yeah, Chen Lei doesn't need Tang Ren's insane acting skills, and he's still so funny." It's true that Tian Xue is a fan of Jiang Ge, but she is a rational fan. Good works will be praised vigorously, and bad works will be praised. No mercy.
"Besides, he played such a simple and innocent role, and he didn't feel like he was acting at all." Xue Zhiyuan said again.
"Looks are a bonus, like Gu Yao, no matter what role she plays, as long as she squints and stares, she feels like she is going to kill everyone." Tian Xue said.
The two whispered a few words before turning their attention back to the big screen.
【night.
Li Chenggong lost his wallet on the bus, and Niu Geng gave all his money to the beggar.
After arguing, they came to the hotel with only 80 yuan left in their pockets.
Walking to the counter, Li Chenggong asked the aunt: "How much is your cheapest standard room for one night?"
Aunt: "60 a night."
Li Chenggong looked at Niu Geng: "ID card."
Aunt confirmed: "Open a room?"
Li Chenggong replied: "Open one."
The aunt's eyes were a little astonished, and she glanced at them: "You two men open a room?"
Li Chenggong nodded: "Open one."
Niu Geng interjected: "Hurry up, I'm sleepy."
The aunt was puzzled: "No...you two men!"
Li Chenggong became impatient: "Yes! Open one, open it, hurry up!"]
"Pfft..." Xue Zhiyuan burst out laughing.
"This aunt, is she thinking too much?" Tian Xue couldn't help laughing.
The expressions of Li Chenggong, Niu Geng and Da Ma are so funny.
[Entering the room, Li Chenggong found that the space was small and the facilities were dilapidated, and there was only one bed. He immediately went to the aunt to argue, but the aunt disappeared. When he came back, he found that Niu Geng had already gone to bed, so he was going to sleep on the bench, but unexpectedly the stool fell asleep as soon as he fell asleep. In desperation, he could only bend down and squeeze with Niu Geng.
Li Chenggong went to bed, and suddenly felt something was wrong. He touched the quilt with his hand, turned over and got out of bed and shouted: "Wake up, wake up... wake up... wake up, wake up!"
Niu Geng woke up.
Li Chenggong yelled: "Are you sick? Sleeping without clothes?"
Niu Geng replied: "Sleeping naked is comfortable."
Li Chenggong was so angry that he threw his clothes over: "What conditions? Play naked and sleep!"
Niu Geng replied: "I'm used to it."
Li Chenggong was angry: "Put it on! Put it on!"]
"Ha ha ha ha……"
There was a burst of laughter in the theater.
Fang Mingxuan's eyelids twitched, and he muttered, "Vulgar, nasty taste!"
The director on the side doesn't seem to have a lot of laughter, and he always laughs with the audience.
He looked at it, seeming to have forgotten that he came as an opponent, and unconsciously touched Fang Mingxuan with his elbow, and asked, "Why are you so sullen all the time, isn't it funny?"
This made Fang Mingxuan very speechless, he could only grit his teeth.
He still doesn't know that the next episode will completely destroy his achievements.
[On the bed, Niu Geng was snoring, grinding his teeth, and even farting.
Then, there was a "dong dong dong" noise from the next door.
Li Chenggong couldn't fall asleep. He walked out of the room and wanted to talk to them. Who knew that the other party was actually a strong man from the martial arts team.
After a while, the person on the side got out of bed, walked around, and went back to bed after a while.
The phone vibrated.
A woman answered the phone: "Hey, sister, don't try to persuade me anymore, that person is really annoying, I have to report everything to him every day, what I eat, drink, and wear, isn't he going to catch the adulterer? I told him to scratch and grab a shovel."
"I called, and he eavesdropped on me. I deliberately emphasized the name of the hotel and the room number. It's not my fault that I look like Fan Bingbing. Why does he always say that I look like a vixen, and people buy it at my counter?" Things, talk to me a few more words, he said that I seduce others, how did I seduce others? You are so ridiculous!"
"Anyway, I have sleeping pills ready. If he comes to find me and fights with me again, I will take sleeping pills. I am kidding you, am I stupid? Do I really take sleeping pills? I am only in my 20s. good."
"Oh, I got it, don't worry, goodbye!"]
At this time, the audience in the cinema hall widened their eyes.
And this one?
The corners of their mouths raised slightly, a good show is about to be staged!
[Li Chenggong knew that he had entered the wrong room, so he got out of bed secretly, squatted on the ground, took shoes and clothes, and prepared to sneak out
However, just as he walked to the door, he heard footsteps outside the door, so he could only hide behind the curtain.
I saw a fat man pushed open the door.
The woman got off the bed with an aggressive look: "Oh, here you come! I said you are a detective, and you came here so quickly, you Holmes, you are..."
The fat man hurriedly explained: "My wife, don't get me wrong, I'm not here to catch rape, I'm just here...I don't worry about you being outside alone."
The woman snorted: "You shouldn't worry about it, do you know that there is a handsome guy hiding in my house? He is handsome, chic and rich, and the key is that he has temperament.
The fat man smiled apologetically, "Speak out of anger."
The woman slapped the fat man: "Don't be shameless, who is talking to you?"
He said and turned on the light in the room: "Open your dog eyes wide and show me!"
At the same time, he grabbed the fat man's collar and entered the room: "Come here! Come in and have a look!"
The woman first opened the cabinet, went into the bathroom, and tore down the bed, and kept muttering: "Adulter, adulterer, oh, where is my adulterer? He just took off his clothes and lay on the bed with me. Why did he disappear?"]
"She was just mad at her husband, but from God's point of view, what she said was true."
"I can't even explain it."
"I almost died laughing."
"This is going to be discovered, let's start a big fight."
"I have to work hard."
"This hotel is full of talented people."
……
Seeing this scene, some viewers almost grinned to their ears.
[Finally, the woman locked onto the curtain where Li Chenggong was hiding, and opened a curtain directly: "It's behind the curtain!"
No one, the fat man hurriedly pulled the woman: "Oh, my wife, take a break!"
The woman turned a deaf ear and walked towards another curtain: "What's behind that curtain!"
The fat man admitted his mistake: "Honey, I blamed you wrongly, I blamed you wrongly."
While talking, he slapped himself: "I'm not human, I blamed you wrongly, you are innocent, you are innocent!"
"Don't." The woman pointed to the last curtain: "Don't make a conclusion so early. You haven't even looked at this curtain. How do you know I'm innocent? What if it's behind this curtain?"
As soon as the words came out, he immediately opened the curtain: "He's right here!"
Also no one. 】
quiet……
very quiet...
The audience was dumbfounded, what about people?
(End of this chapter)
Fang Mingxuan couldn't laugh, but the young couple Tian Xue and Xue Zhiyuan started from the first laugh point, a small smile in 3 minutes, and a big laugh in 5 minutes, as if they had been tapped.
"I didn't expect that the combination of Chen Lei and Xu Lai could produce such sparks." Xue Zhiyuan couldn't help sighing. He had watched the comedy films of the two before, and they basically didn't have the same style. When they filmed "On the Journey", they always felt that the pairing of the two was weird. It was not until they saw the feature film that they dispelled their doubts.
"Yeah, Chen Lei doesn't need Tang Ren's insane acting skills, and he's still so funny." It's true that Tian Xue is a fan of Jiang Ge, but she is a rational fan. Good works will be praised vigorously, and bad works will be praised. No mercy.
"Besides, he played such a simple and innocent role, and he didn't feel like he was acting at all." Xue Zhiyuan said again.
"Looks are a bonus, like Gu Yao, no matter what role she plays, as long as she squints and stares, she feels like she is going to kill everyone." Tian Xue said.
The two whispered a few words before turning their attention back to the big screen.
【night.
Li Chenggong lost his wallet on the bus, and Niu Geng gave all his money to the beggar.
After arguing, they came to the hotel with only 80 yuan left in their pockets.
Walking to the counter, Li Chenggong asked the aunt: "How much is your cheapest standard room for one night?"
Aunt: "60 a night."
Li Chenggong looked at Niu Geng: "ID card."
Aunt confirmed: "Open a room?"
Li Chenggong replied: "Open one."
The aunt's eyes were a little astonished, and she glanced at them: "You two men open a room?"
Li Chenggong nodded: "Open one."
Niu Geng interjected: "Hurry up, I'm sleepy."
The aunt was puzzled: "No...you two men!"
Li Chenggong became impatient: "Yes! Open one, open it, hurry up!"]
"Pfft..." Xue Zhiyuan burst out laughing.
"This aunt, is she thinking too much?" Tian Xue couldn't help laughing.
The expressions of Li Chenggong, Niu Geng and Da Ma are so funny.
[Entering the room, Li Chenggong found that the space was small and the facilities were dilapidated, and there was only one bed. He immediately went to the aunt to argue, but the aunt disappeared. When he came back, he found that Niu Geng had already gone to bed, so he was going to sleep on the bench, but unexpectedly the stool fell asleep as soon as he fell asleep. In desperation, he could only bend down and squeeze with Niu Geng.
Li Chenggong went to bed, and suddenly felt something was wrong. He touched the quilt with his hand, turned over and got out of bed and shouted: "Wake up, wake up... wake up... wake up, wake up!"
Niu Geng woke up.
Li Chenggong yelled: "Are you sick? Sleeping without clothes?"
Niu Geng replied: "Sleeping naked is comfortable."
Li Chenggong was so angry that he threw his clothes over: "What conditions? Play naked and sleep!"
Niu Geng replied: "I'm used to it."
Li Chenggong was angry: "Put it on! Put it on!"]
"Ha ha ha ha……"
There was a burst of laughter in the theater.
Fang Mingxuan's eyelids twitched, and he muttered, "Vulgar, nasty taste!"
The director on the side doesn't seem to have a lot of laughter, and he always laughs with the audience.
He looked at it, seeming to have forgotten that he came as an opponent, and unconsciously touched Fang Mingxuan with his elbow, and asked, "Why are you so sullen all the time, isn't it funny?"
This made Fang Mingxuan very speechless, he could only grit his teeth.
He still doesn't know that the next episode will completely destroy his achievements.
[On the bed, Niu Geng was snoring, grinding his teeth, and even farting.
Then, there was a "dong dong dong" noise from the next door.
Li Chenggong couldn't fall asleep. He walked out of the room and wanted to talk to them. Who knew that the other party was actually a strong man from the martial arts team.
After a while, the person on the side got out of bed, walked around, and went back to bed after a while.
The phone vibrated.
A woman answered the phone: "Hey, sister, don't try to persuade me anymore, that person is really annoying, I have to report everything to him every day, what I eat, drink, and wear, isn't he going to catch the adulterer? I told him to scratch and grab a shovel."
"I called, and he eavesdropped on me. I deliberately emphasized the name of the hotel and the room number. It's not my fault that I look like Fan Bingbing. Why does he always say that I look like a vixen, and people buy it at my counter?" Things, talk to me a few more words, he said that I seduce others, how did I seduce others? You are so ridiculous!"
"Anyway, I have sleeping pills ready. If he comes to find me and fights with me again, I will take sleeping pills. I am kidding you, am I stupid? Do I really take sleeping pills? I am only in my 20s. good."
"Oh, I got it, don't worry, goodbye!"]
At this time, the audience in the cinema hall widened their eyes.
And this one?
The corners of their mouths raised slightly, a good show is about to be staged!
[Li Chenggong knew that he had entered the wrong room, so he got out of bed secretly, squatted on the ground, took shoes and clothes, and prepared to sneak out
However, just as he walked to the door, he heard footsteps outside the door, so he could only hide behind the curtain.
I saw a fat man pushed open the door.
The woman got off the bed with an aggressive look: "Oh, here you come! I said you are a detective, and you came here so quickly, you Holmes, you are..."
The fat man hurriedly explained: "My wife, don't get me wrong, I'm not here to catch rape, I'm just here...I don't worry about you being outside alone."
The woman snorted: "You shouldn't worry about it, do you know that there is a handsome guy hiding in my house? He is handsome, chic and rich, and the key is that he has temperament.
The fat man smiled apologetically, "Speak out of anger."
The woman slapped the fat man: "Don't be shameless, who is talking to you?"
He said and turned on the light in the room: "Open your dog eyes wide and show me!"
At the same time, he grabbed the fat man's collar and entered the room: "Come here! Come in and have a look!"
The woman first opened the cabinet, went into the bathroom, and tore down the bed, and kept muttering: "Adulter, adulterer, oh, where is my adulterer? He just took off his clothes and lay on the bed with me. Why did he disappear?"]
"She was just mad at her husband, but from God's point of view, what she said was true."
"I can't even explain it."
"I almost died laughing."
"This is going to be discovered, let's start a big fight."
"I have to work hard."
"This hotel is full of talented people."
……
Seeing this scene, some viewers almost grinned to their ears.
[Finally, the woman locked onto the curtain where Li Chenggong was hiding, and opened a curtain directly: "It's behind the curtain!"
No one, the fat man hurriedly pulled the woman: "Oh, my wife, take a break!"
The woman turned a deaf ear and walked towards another curtain: "What's behind that curtain!"
The fat man admitted his mistake: "Honey, I blamed you wrongly, I blamed you wrongly."
While talking, he slapped himself: "I'm not human, I blamed you wrongly, you are innocent, you are innocent!"
"Don't." The woman pointed to the last curtain: "Don't make a conclusion so early. You haven't even looked at this curtain. How do you know I'm innocent? What if it's behind this curtain?"
As soon as the words came out, he immediately opened the curtain: "He's right here!"
Also no one. 】
quiet……
very quiet...
The audience was dumbfounded, what about people?
(End of this chapter)
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