Starting from Summoning Su Shi to Build an Entertainment Empire

Chapter 81 You and I Fight Three Hundred Rounds
Netizens who watched the excitement didn't have to wait long. Almost 3 minutes after Yue Jinlong sent the message, Li Bai's blog post was updated again!

"The martyr hits the jade pot, and cherishes his old age with a strong heart."

"Three cups flicking the sword and dancing to the autumn moon, suddenly singing tears and tears."

"At the beginning of the phoenix, the purple mud edict was issued, and the emperor called it Shangdeng Yuyan."

"Praise the Lord of the Ninefold Ten Thousand Vehicles, and make fun of the Chichi Green Suoxian."

"Switch to the sky for flying dragons and horses, and bestow coral and white jade whips."

"People in the world don't know Dongfang Shuo, and Dayin Jinmen is an exiled immortal."

"It's better to smile than to frown when Xi Shi is like that, but it's tiring to be like an ugly girl."

"Although the king loves eyebrows, he has no choice but to kill people with jealousy in the palace."

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"666666, although I can't understand the previous ones, I understand the last few sentences, hahaha!"

"Nimma, Taibai is awesome, wait for the spectator brother."

"Brother Kanke, I know you are still by your mentor's side, so hurry up and analyze it."

"I'm dying of laughter, Brother Kanke also needs time to type."

"Awesome! However, if you don't understand, just ask, why are the first two sentences five words, but the latter seven words?"

A few minutes later, the spectator said: "This is a carrier poem in which the poet borrows the past to describe the present. The first two sentences are condescending and start to ask questions, portraying the poet's self-image. He has a strong ambition, and his loneliness is hard to appease.

The middle part is the scene where different peaks protrude and the realm suddenly changes. It is borrowed from the scene where the ancient scholars were summoned by the emperor and given a banquet. It turns out that's not the case.

People in the world don't know Dongfang Shuo, it should be a metaphor, but whoever is Dongfang Shuo needs to check the information, of course, it is also possible that the poet borrowed Dongfang Shuo to compare himself, after all, it is not very good to name people, everyone knows it.

And the last four sentences are the finishing touch. It is said that Xi Shi was one of the beauties in the Qin Dynasty. Everyone knows this. Yuru, it's all right to smile or frown, this kind of attitude is ugly and ineffective.

The last two sentences borrow the king's liking for a certain beauty, but in ancient palaces, these beauties were often envied, hated or even killed by other concubines!

The specific meaning is very simple, there are villains jealous. "

"Hahahaha... I just like to see two straightforward comments in Brother Ke's serious analysis."

"Brother Kanke is awesome, and your mentor is even more awesome, although I know that those strange comments were added by you, Brother Kanke."

"Don't say anything, it's too white, this shit, swearing is not dirty, even if you are uneducated, you can't understand it, but that idiot Yue Jinlong can probably understand it."

"Haha, I'll let Yuegou see it right now!"

"I'm laughing to death. Compared with Brother Taibai's efficiency, Yuegou is really too low."

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There is no need for netizens to quarrel, Yue Jinlong just looked at Li Bai's home, seeing this, Yue Jinlong smashed his water glass directly, I am jealous of you?Hold!Although he is not jealous of Li Bai, but Liu Yong, but who let Li Bai poke his sore spot, and this poem is much sharper than the irony on the previous side, this is just pointing his nose and scolding directly .

“@李白, @太久免费, like you, you judge the city of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. In the eyes of a villain, everyone is a villain. I really don’t know why you Taiyi chose him, just because he is in A few pre-written poems that were taken out in the audition? Just relying on the inventory? Just this can be the leading actor, the quality of your works can be imagined! I think Qiao Zilin and Luotu are good!"

"Hahaha, hurry up, hurry up, Yuegou hurry up, Nima, are you a gentleman? This is the biggest insult a gentleman can suffer."

"Don't say anything, I'll go see how Li Taibai scolded him."

"Go together, go together!"

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In the car, Li Bai sneered a few times, picked up the wine bottle next to him and drank a few more sips, then stared at the phone screen and continued typing in it.

"The phoenix does not peck millet when it is hungry. It only eats Langgan."

"How can I compete with a group of chickens for a meal."

"Singing Kunqiu trees in the morning. Drinking the mainstay in the evening."

"It's a long way to go back to Feihai. I'll sleep alone in the frost and cold."

"Lucky to meet Lu Weizhou. Make friends with Qing Yun."

"Wynn has not been reported. Don't sigh in vain."

"I just turned 25 this year and already have poems saved in advance, @河金龙, you are approaching sixty, where is your stock?"

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"6666666, this is murder! I have stock in my twenties, and you are nearly sixty years old. Where is your stock? Haha!"

"Don't say anything, it's right that Li Bai is awesome, I didn't expect that boss Lu Weizhou would appear on the scene hehe."

"Brother spectator, you are already a mature spectator, it's time to do it yourself."

"Haha, wait for the spectator brother, Nima, I never thought that in the Han and Tang Dynasties, I would have to translate the homeland blog post? Nima, many foreigners in America and Asia can write a few words in Chinese when they open the homeland. Do you want to translate in your own country?"

"Wait... Brother Kanke, you understand."

Spectator: "Cough... It's still a metaphorical poem. The poet compares himself to the phoenix. He said that no matter how hungry the phoenix is, it will never compete with a group of chickens. The previous few sentences are about the life and death of those chickens fighting for their own interests. , and then squeezed out poets, and also expressed the poet's own attitude of resolutely not colluding with these people.

As for who is the chicken, everyone knows.

In the end, the poet would rather be in the company of a gentleman, and regret not repaying his kindness.As for the last sentence, I understand everything, yes, they have stock in their twenties, and you are almost sixty, what about the stock? "

"Hahaha, Nima, Taibai is talented!"

"So Yue Jinlong is actually Yue Yeji?"

"Pheasant: Are you polite?"

"The pheasant means we don't have a date."

"Su Shi: I have written poems, and I know that pheasant is delicious."

"Haha, you made me laugh so hard upstairs. But the last sentence... it's killing people!"

"66666, it's the first time Taibai uttered plain words, it's the finishing touch, words that kill people!"

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"Grass!" Yue Jinlong's eyes were red, and he swept the pile of things on the table to the ground, just like what those netizens said, Li Bai's last sentence directly hit Yue Jinlong's Achilles' heel, of course he There are works, but in terms of these poems, he has only written one modern poem, not to mention ancient poems, even modern poems... There is no stock.

"Damn it!" Yue Jinlong cursed, hesitated for a moment, although he was extremely angry, but at the moment there was nothing he could do, because he didn't dare to continue to criticize Li Bai, mainly because of the opponent's combat power...it was too scary.

He did scold the other party as inventory, but he knew that these could not be inventory at all, how could there be inventory to write curse poems?If it continues, he will be infamous forever.

But he was not reconciled to giving up at this point. After thinking about it, Yue Jinlong decided to turn his attention to Lu Weizhou. !

(End of this chapter)