Live broadcast: She looks too fierce, and the female anchor is scared to cry at the beginning
Chapter 5 Is this melon safe?
Chapter 5 Is this melon safe?
Lin Xiao looked at these bullet screens and didn't know how to answer, so he simply avoided these questions and said to the camera:
"Brothers, I just came to the Douyin platform to broadcast live. First of all, thank you very much for your support!"
"Then I am a positive anchor! In this way, let's take a walk on the road first to see if there is anything that can make us stand up for justice, let us uphold justice and do justice for the sky!"
After Lin Xiao finished speaking, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly eased up. The water friends had a little fear when they saw Lin Xiao's fierce image.
But after hearing what he said, he felt that maybe he was not as scary as his appearance, so they launched barrages one after another.
: "Anchor, I am relieved when you say that, I am afraid that you are a big villain and want to take revenge on the society!"
: "However, anchor, there is a sentence that I don't know if it should be said... I feel that if you don't go out of the house, you are making a contribution to society!"
: "Yes! Anchor, you look really scary. Just now my son took a look and was so scared that he burst into tears!"
: "Hahaha! I think so too!"
: "If I ran into you on the street, I'd be scared to death on the spot!"
Lin Xiao watched the barrage for a while, couldn't help shaking his head, and then shouted boldly:
"Okay, brothers, let's not talk nonsense! Let's go! Let's do it!"
: "Fuck! The anchor is bold! Just do it!"
: "But anchor, you have to take it easy. If you touch anyone with your body size, they probably won't be able to stand it."
: "Punch a little bitch!"
:"let's go!"
So Lin Xiao took his mobile phone and turned around on the street while broadcasting live.
More than half an hour passed in a blink of an eye, Lin Xiao walked around several streets, but he didn't come across anything that could bring about justice. Instead, when others saw him, they wished they could rush up and do justice to him, but they really didn't have the guts.
Walking to a shady place, Lin Xiao wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked around, and said to the camera:
"It seems that our social security is really good! There is no disharmony at all!"
"Forget it, there's a melon stall over there, go buy a watermelon to quench your thirst first, it's too hot here!"
Lin Xiao saw a watermelon stall diagonally across the street, so he walked over there after speaking.
"Wait! Something is wrong, brothers!"
Five or six meters away from the booth, Lin Xiao suddenly stopped and said loudly to the camera.
The water friends in front of the screen stared at him suspiciously, not knowing what was wrong.
"Brothers, this boss uses a remote electronic scale, which can remotely adjust the displayed weight of the scale. Just look at his left hand that is always in his pocket!"
The reason why Lin Xiao is so sure is that when he was in high school, he went to sell vegetables with his grandmother, and an uncle at the stall next door used this kind of remote control electronic scale, and his tricks were exactly the same as that of the melon seller!
Netizens in the live broadcast room held a skeptical attitude.
: "No way? You shouldn't do that!"
: "Placing your hand in your pocket doesn't necessarily mean pressing the remote control."
: "What if it is something indescribable?"
: "Are you a devil upstairs in this public place...?"
: "It's possible! Haha!"
: "Hahahahaha! I laughed so hard!"
Lin Xiao looked at the questioning barrage in the live broadcast room, couldn't help snorting coldly, and said:
"You are still too young! You don't understand the dangers of society! Let's go! I'll meet him, and you'll know in a while!"
After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he walked like a dragon and walked towards the watermelon stand.
"Sister, you have eight catties of melon, 32 yuan."
The owner of the watermelon stand is a strong man in his 30s, with a swollen face and many pockmarks.
"This melon looks small, but I didn't expect it to be quite heavy."
The elder sister who bought melons said with a smile while taking money out of her pocket.
"That's right, this melon was brought from the frontier, and it's full of water!"
The boss spoke to her in a hoarse voice.
"Here, 40 yuan."
"Okay, I'll give you eight dollars."
The boss took the money with a smile, and then gave her change from the bag.
"Boss, is this melon ripe?"
When the boss was looking for money, a thick voice suddenly sounded in his ear.
The boss was very busy, so he didn't look back, spit on his hand, and said disdainfully while counting money:
"I am a melon seller, can I sell you raw melon eggs?"
"I asked you, is this melon ripe?!"
Lin Xiao strengthened his tone and asked again.
Damn, who doesn't have eyes, dare to come here to find trouble!
The boss cursed secretly in his heart, frowned and turned his head impatiently, cursing and saying:
"Aren't you just looking for trouble? Don't even look at this..."
When the boss turned his head and saw the ferocious Lin Xiao, he immediately trembled with fright, and abruptly swallowed the last half of the sentence.
This beast-like height, explosive muscles, upper body covered with horror patterns, and fierce appearance, which big guy ran out of it!
"Hey, big brother, make sure... make sure you are familiar! Don't worry, I'll pick a good one for you, hehe!"
The boss quickly changed the subject, looked up at Lin Xiao and said with a smile on his face, then quickly and secretly put the watermelon knife on the table with his right hand.
: "Haha! The attitude of this boss has changed so quickly."
: "The movement details of the hidden watermelon knife, hahaha!"
: "The boss is also forced to be helpless, haha!"
: "The anchor just asked if I'm familiar with you, it scared me into a cold sweat."
: "Me too, I have goosebumps all over my body!"
"Don't rush to pick. You said that the melon you sold to this elder sister just now weighed eight catties?"
Lin Xiao narrowed his eyes and pointed at the watermelon that the older sister had just put into a red plastic bag.
Seeing Lin Xiao pointing at her watermelon, the eldest sister stopped her hands in doubt, and stared at him blankly.
"Of course I have, brother, what are you talking about!"
The melon seller's face tightened, and he said firmly.
"Of course there is, right? Okay, big sister, don't rush to take this melon away, use it for me."
After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he reached out to grab the watermelon in the eldest sister's hand.
This elder sister was already frightened by Lin Xiao's tyrant-like image, and naturally she didn't dare to stop Lin Xiao from coming to get melons.
The moment Lin Xiao grabbed the bag, her hand shrank back like an electric shock, not daring to make more contact with Lin Xiao.
After Lin Xiao took the watermelon, he went straight to the stall selling apples next to him.
The owner of the apple stand is a thin middle-aged man. He saw the quarrel here just now, and he understood what was going on.
Seeing Lin Xiao walking towards him, he was a little embarrassed.
Because the owner of the watermelon stand had already told them to several nearby stalls that they were not allowed to lend the scale to his customers to weigh watermelons, otherwise he would be rude.
But looking at Lin Xiao's situation, if he doesn't let him use it, he will have to blow up his share!
(End of this chapter)
Lin Xiao looked at these bullet screens and didn't know how to answer, so he simply avoided these questions and said to the camera:
"Brothers, I just came to the Douyin platform to broadcast live. First of all, thank you very much for your support!"
"Then I am a positive anchor! In this way, let's take a walk on the road first to see if there is anything that can make us stand up for justice, let us uphold justice and do justice for the sky!"
After Lin Xiao finished speaking, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly eased up. The water friends had a little fear when they saw Lin Xiao's fierce image.
But after hearing what he said, he felt that maybe he was not as scary as his appearance, so they launched barrages one after another.
: "Anchor, I am relieved when you say that, I am afraid that you are a big villain and want to take revenge on the society!"
: "However, anchor, there is a sentence that I don't know if it should be said... I feel that if you don't go out of the house, you are making a contribution to society!"
: "Yes! Anchor, you look really scary. Just now my son took a look and was so scared that he burst into tears!"
: "Hahaha! I think so too!"
: "If I ran into you on the street, I'd be scared to death on the spot!"
Lin Xiao watched the barrage for a while, couldn't help shaking his head, and then shouted boldly:
"Okay, brothers, let's not talk nonsense! Let's go! Let's do it!"
: "Fuck! The anchor is bold! Just do it!"
: "But anchor, you have to take it easy. If you touch anyone with your body size, they probably won't be able to stand it."
: "Punch a little bitch!"
:"let's go!"
So Lin Xiao took his mobile phone and turned around on the street while broadcasting live.
More than half an hour passed in a blink of an eye, Lin Xiao walked around several streets, but he didn't come across anything that could bring about justice. Instead, when others saw him, they wished they could rush up and do justice to him, but they really didn't have the guts.
Walking to a shady place, Lin Xiao wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked around, and said to the camera:
"It seems that our social security is really good! There is no disharmony at all!"
"Forget it, there's a melon stall over there, go buy a watermelon to quench your thirst first, it's too hot here!"
Lin Xiao saw a watermelon stall diagonally across the street, so he walked over there after speaking.
"Wait! Something is wrong, brothers!"
Five or six meters away from the booth, Lin Xiao suddenly stopped and said loudly to the camera.
The water friends in front of the screen stared at him suspiciously, not knowing what was wrong.
"Brothers, this boss uses a remote electronic scale, which can remotely adjust the displayed weight of the scale. Just look at his left hand that is always in his pocket!"
The reason why Lin Xiao is so sure is that when he was in high school, he went to sell vegetables with his grandmother, and an uncle at the stall next door used this kind of remote control electronic scale, and his tricks were exactly the same as that of the melon seller!
Netizens in the live broadcast room held a skeptical attitude.
: "No way? You shouldn't do that!"
: "Placing your hand in your pocket doesn't necessarily mean pressing the remote control."
: "What if it is something indescribable?"
: "Are you a devil upstairs in this public place...?"
: "It's possible! Haha!"
: "Hahahahaha! I laughed so hard!"
Lin Xiao looked at the questioning barrage in the live broadcast room, couldn't help snorting coldly, and said:
"You are still too young! You don't understand the dangers of society! Let's go! I'll meet him, and you'll know in a while!"
After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he walked like a dragon and walked towards the watermelon stand.
"Sister, you have eight catties of melon, 32 yuan."
The owner of the watermelon stand is a strong man in his 30s, with a swollen face and many pockmarks.
"This melon looks small, but I didn't expect it to be quite heavy."
The elder sister who bought melons said with a smile while taking money out of her pocket.
"That's right, this melon was brought from the frontier, and it's full of water!"
The boss spoke to her in a hoarse voice.
"Here, 40 yuan."
"Okay, I'll give you eight dollars."
The boss took the money with a smile, and then gave her change from the bag.
"Boss, is this melon ripe?"
When the boss was looking for money, a thick voice suddenly sounded in his ear.
The boss was very busy, so he didn't look back, spit on his hand, and said disdainfully while counting money:
"I am a melon seller, can I sell you raw melon eggs?"
"I asked you, is this melon ripe?!"
Lin Xiao strengthened his tone and asked again.
Damn, who doesn't have eyes, dare to come here to find trouble!
The boss cursed secretly in his heart, frowned and turned his head impatiently, cursing and saying:
"Aren't you just looking for trouble? Don't even look at this..."
When the boss turned his head and saw the ferocious Lin Xiao, he immediately trembled with fright, and abruptly swallowed the last half of the sentence.
This beast-like height, explosive muscles, upper body covered with horror patterns, and fierce appearance, which big guy ran out of it!
"Hey, big brother, make sure... make sure you are familiar! Don't worry, I'll pick a good one for you, hehe!"
The boss quickly changed the subject, looked up at Lin Xiao and said with a smile on his face, then quickly and secretly put the watermelon knife on the table with his right hand.
: "Haha! The attitude of this boss has changed so quickly."
: "The movement details of the hidden watermelon knife, hahaha!"
: "The boss is also forced to be helpless, haha!"
: "The anchor just asked if I'm familiar with you, it scared me into a cold sweat."
: "Me too, I have goosebumps all over my body!"
"Don't rush to pick. You said that the melon you sold to this elder sister just now weighed eight catties?"
Lin Xiao narrowed his eyes and pointed at the watermelon that the older sister had just put into a red plastic bag.
Seeing Lin Xiao pointing at her watermelon, the eldest sister stopped her hands in doubt, and stared at him blankly.
"Of course I have, brother, what are you talking about!"
The melon seller's face tightened, and he said firmly.
"Of course there is, right? Okay, big sister, don't rush to take this melon away, use it for me."
After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he reached out to grab the watermelon in the eldest sister's hand.
This elder sister was already frightened by Lin Xiao's tyrant-like image, and naturally she didn't dare to stop Lin Xiao from coming to get melons.
The moment Lin Xiao grabbed the bag, her hand shrank back like an electric shock, not daring to make more contact with Lin Xiao.
After Lin Xiao took the watermelon, he went straight to the stall selling apples next to him.
The owner of the apple stand is a thin middle-aged man. He saw the quarrel here just now, and he understood what was going on.
Seeing Lin Xiao walking towards him, he was a little embarrassed.
Because the owner of the watermelon stand had already told them to several nearby stalls that they were not allowed to lend the scale to his customers to weigh watermelons, otherwise he would be rude.
But looking at Lin Xiao's situation, if he doesn't let him use it, he will have to blow up his share!
(End of this chapter)
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