Football should be played like me

Chapter 164 New Seven Italian Sisters!

"The King of Long Shots!The golden boy of football abused the NBA bear king, how can basketball be played like this? "

"NBA MVP Delayed by Football!"Lu Yang has the potential to become the strongest point guard! "

"The strongest [-] on the surface? "

"Impenetrable!Just ask how do you defend against such a super long three-pointer? "

"Yao Liang, Sun Yue, and Lu Yang beat the Grizzlies [-]-[-] and made three starts. The Lakers made a lot of money!" "

"Bear King Bogu harassed Sophia, Lu Yang punched him hard, Bogu knelt down to apologize! "

"Kneeling Punishment!It is reported that tickets for the next Grizzlies home game are sold out, and fans want to watch Bogu kneel live! "

"There is a price to pay for playing hooligans!"Bogu hit the iron plate this time! "

"Don't mess with Sophia!From time to time, Lu Yang publicly stated that he was stingy! "

"Sophia admits love!With Lu Yang around, she is not afraid of anything! "

"It's better to play football!Playing basketball is not as good as playing football! "

A piece of news is flying all over the sky.

European football fans saw the news as soon as they woke up, don't mention how excited they are.

What does golden boy mean?
It's not bad among young people, but it may not have a place in the world of real top stars.

Although many of the golden boys in history have the appearance of superstars, except for Mbappé, Harland, and Messi, the others have not yet become superstars when they won the golden boy.

There are even many parallel golden boys who have been unable to redeem their talents for a long time, and have never had a real peak period.

In the NBA, the golden boy is almost equal to the concept of the top pick or the best rookie in the draft.

But such a player crossed the border and defeated Bogu, the boss of the NBA Grizzlies.

This is more or less magical.

But the facts are here, you have to believe it.

Morici learned of the conflict at the first time, and immediately said on the platform: "Brother Lu is invincible! I don't mean to disrespect the sport of basketball, but scum like Bogu, I see him once and for all! "

Of course, fans left messages under Moric's dynamics.

"Don't, I'm afraid Najib won't be able to pull you back!"

"Brother Chicken, forget it, spare his life."

"It's not necessary to change the limit one by one, mainly."

Morici's "Qi" is a polyphonic character, so many fans in China call him "Chicken Brother".

Audi: "I know that Lu is a good footballer, but I didn't expect him to be so good at football, but he should pay attention, don't make handball fouls on the football field!"

"If my wife was by my side, and I was provoked by another man in an extremely nasty way, I would rush over to show the other side a little color like Lu Yang did. On this matter, I support Lu Yang unconditionally!"

Izelette: "I think Lu Yang did the right thing. In this kind of thing, he set a benchmark for us! We should all learn from his spirit of protecting his girlfriend!"

"You know, the opponent is a [-] meter tall man, Lu's courage is too strong, he is always so defiant of strong enemies!"

Similarly, within the United States and within the NBA, Pogu has also been criticized.

Everyone is not accusing him of being so shameless, but accusing him of not losing.

In competitive sports, being weak is the original sin.

You are the boss of a majestic team, and you are brutally abused by others with two substitutes, and the biggest role of the two substitutes is to serve and pass the ball.

This is a disgrace to the entire NBA.

This time they were completely trampled on the head by the football world, and it was still the kind that could not be refuted.

Not reconciled!

But the only way to get back the game is to form a team to play football with Lu Yang, which is very embarrassing.

The popularity of basketball and the difficulty of getting started have made it possible for anyone to play a few times.

Even if he can't dribble, he can at least shoot.

But football is different. The threshold of football is slightly higher. Without professional training, it is not easy to play in the right direction.

Therefore, non-professional football players cannot be compared with professional football players.

This loss, the basketball world is destined to suffer for a lifetime.

How unlucky!
Of course, some basketball media commented on Lu Yang's playing style.

ESPN, the NBA's official broadcast TV station: "That's not real basketball! Lu Yang didn't show much in that game other than shooting, and that kind of shooting is meaningless in a real basketball game."

"Because no NBA team will give such a precise shooting player that much space to shoot!"

"And under the double-team defense, Lu Yang will not be able to make a shot."

"This is a loophole in a 3v3 game. The defensive side is limited to the three-point line. This is the biggest reason why Lu Yang won this game."

"I repeat, this is not real basketball!"

Similarly, "Sports Illustrated", the largest sports magazine in the United States, also made a similar evaluation: "A player who can only shoot can't play in the NBA. Lu Yang can be said to have defeated Bogu in a small game, but he cannot be said to have defeated A professional NBA player because that's not the NBA way!"

"Moreover, Lu Yang's shot selection does not exist in professional basketball. No coach will allow players to shoot in the logo area, and no player will make such an offensive choice."

"If there is, then that coach must be a lunatic, and he will dismiss get out of class soon. And that player will undoubtedly be abandoned by the NBA and will never get the FMVP!"

In this regard, Lu Yang said in an interview: "Basketball is basketball, and basketball in the NBA is just one type of basketball. I hope that American friends will not make a mistake. If a matchup with such a complete record is not considered a win, don't we have to let Does it count if I play for a team in the NBA regular season?"

"Even if I agree, how dare the NBA rules provide me with such a condition?"

"Even if I win, you will say that the regular season is just a warm-up, and the playoffs are the real game."

"If I also win the playoffs, are you going to say that the Eastern and Western Conference finals are the proof of strength? Then tell me that the championship is more than everything? I should beat Bogu in the NBA finals." A real defeat?"

"Then the question is, when will the NBA arrange for me to enter the championship team, and will that team be willing to accept a strange player like me to help them play the finals? Finally, when will the Grizzlies reach the finals Woolen cloth?"

"So, don't say those meaningless things. Losing is losing, winning is winning. There is no need to quibble, and the outcome is at your fingertips."

"In the end, I don't agree with the statement about my shooting. In the era when CIC was born, some people said that CIC can't kill people. Then Jordan Bryant appeared!"

"After that, some people said that the mid-range shooters win the world, and the insiders are just a group of blue-collar workers, but the NBA has entered the era of the four major centers!"

"Now you all say that three-pointers are useless, especially long-range three-pointers, but I dare to predict that in future basketball tactics, three-pointers will occupy a pivotal tactical position."

"From my perspective of playing football, I can responsibly tell my friends in the basketball world that three-pointers play an extremely important role in pulling space, and as players become more versatile and powerful, space will become the most important factor in determining the outcome." The key factor!"

A lot of media got into a fight because of this.

Many people think that Lu Yang is too arrogant, and think that he is a football player who knows Hammer basketball!

But on the Charlotte Christian High basketball team, a small bench player was practicing [-]-pointers like crazy.

His teammates laughed after seeing it and asked: "Canon Curry, what are you doing? Isn't your throwing posture like this before?"

Curry replied: "I'm imitating Lu's pitching posture."

"Lu? You mean the Lu who defeated Xiong Wang Bogu? The golden boy of football, Lu?" The teammates' faces were three points surprised and seven points joking.

"Yes, that's him! He is my basketball idol!" Curry said excitedly, "He made me know basketball again!"

The teammate sneered: "Is it because you can't dunk like Jordan, and you can't wreak havoc under the board like a big shark, so you can only learn Lu's long-range shooting that is as soft as a girl? He doesn't even dare to rely on it." The three-point line is too close!"

Curry said firmly: "Yes! Because I can't dunk, and I don't have a tall person to grab the rebound. So when I see a kind of "ordinary person" like me can have the opportunity to touch and even decide the victory of the game. I was very excited when I lost the technique and tactics!"

"Jordan's basketball is a genius's basketball, and the Sharks are even more so, but there are more ordinary people in this world after all. And Lu's basketball is the basketball of ordinary people, so I chose Lu!"

"And I agree with Lu's tactical philosophy, the three-point shot can create more space for the court. Basketball has always been restricted within the three-point line, which wastes too much space. Now, it's time to take the basketball from the basket. Liberated!"

Hahaha!
The teammates laughed together.

Someone recorded this conversation between Curry and his teammates, as well as the video of Curry practicing ultra-long three-pointers, and posted them on the Internet.

Soon, the video had over a million hits.

Too many basketball fans are spraying this kid named Canon Curry.

It's hilarious that a varsity basketball member's basketball idol turns out to be a football player.

This caused Curry to bear a lot of infamy, and even the girls who used to occasionally ask for his phone number stopped talking to Curry.

This kid is useless.

No one would fall in love with a clown.

However, after Lu Yang, who was far away in Italy, got the news, he reposted the video and commented: "Is Canon Curry right? I've seen your three-point practice, you can do it."

"I am very happy to have fans like you, because one day, I can proudly tell all the basketball media that my fans are the MVP of the NBA!"

"Remember, you are destined to become the MVP and the championship man! Of course, FMVP is hard to say, because that thing has nothing to do with basketball, it has to do with Ake. And I don't like Ake very much, I hope you After entering the NBA in the future, carefully consider the sneaker contract with Ake. HXLT understand?"

MVP!

Lu Yang's crazy declaration was regarded by many people as a layman consoling a child.

But no one knew that from this moment on, this little boy named Canon Curry really had a dream of MVP in his heart!

……

The basketball world is disturbed, but the football game is still going on step by step.

When Lu Yang went to stand for Sofia, Sanremo had quietly finished the third round of the Coppa Italia.

The opponent is the Italian team.

Suotu used a substitute lineup, but Sanremo was still unreasonable and kicked the opponent [-]-[-].

Carafioli finally found his place of brilliance, he scored twice and won the man of the match award.

It seems that the striker is a good hand at abuse.

Fernandez came back in this game, and the comeback is the peak, just like a microwave oven, plug and heat, and get one goal and one assist.

Right-back Mathias also found happiness here, completing an assist and scoring twice.

Najib's body is terribly strong in front of Italian opponents, and he easily scored with a header when fighting for a corner kick.

Substitute goalkeeper Jarrard made several wonderful saves, and his state is still good.

Camijon received an assist.

Lahm took advantage of the chaos and succeeded in a corner kick.

Overall, it was an extremely easy game.

On December 15th, in the No.[-] round of Serie B, San Remo challenged Cosenza.

In this game, Sogel and Bajzami take turns.

Fernandez was in hot form, scoring consecutive goals.

Lu Yang made a pass and shot, and Moric made an assist.

Two to zero easily won Cosenza, and finally found the feeling of winning.

On December [-]th, the final round of the Europa League group stage.

Sanremo, Nice, Zenit and Red Bull scored 10, 7, 4 and 6 respectively.

San Remo has already qualified ahead of schedule.

And Red Bull, Nice, including Zenit, are still fighting for the second qualifying place.

Nice against San Remo, Red Bull against Zenit.

However, when the San Remo lineup was announced, Zenit and Red Bull jumped in anger.

Because of San Remo's side, Lu Yang, Morici, Bernoulini, Palacios and other core and veterans will take turns to rest directly!
Isn't this a victory for Nice?

Adultery!
Absolutely adulterous!
Zenit coach: "I don't understand why San Remo has such a starting lineup, it's a disgrace to football!"

Red Bull coach: "This kind of behavior is too bad, which seriously affects the principle of fair play! I even suspect that San Remo and Nice have any private agreement!"

Of course, the two coaches were subsequently warned not to say such negative energy, and you have no evidence.

The response given by San Remo was: "Lu Yang has a broken finger and needs a final rest to prepare for the knockout stage."

"Bernoulini and Palacios are too old, tired and need rest."

"Moric has a new girlfriend, he's exhausted and needs to rest."

After hearing this statement, Zenit and Red Bull fans almost cried out of breath.

Lu Yang needs rest for a broken finger?But he was participating in the competition a week ago, so he didn't need to rest because of the fractured finger at that time?

Bernoullini too old?He's such a famous football evergreen, the older he gets, the better he is, take a break!

Morici is the reliable one.

Poor Momo, the backhand was sold by the team.

Moreover, San Remo's response was indeed correct, so in the end everyone could only focus on Moric's excessive consumption.

For a while, news of Moric's poor health leaked throughout Europe.

How long have you had a girlfriend, is it okay?

Lu Yang and Sophia have been dating for almost two years, right?People are still vigorous!
In this game, Zenit fought to the death and beat the Red Bull [-]-[-]. The points came to [-] points, overtaking Red Bull's [-] points.

Unfortunately, Nice beat San Remo [-]-[-], the points came to [-] points, and they qualified together with San Remo.

However, the two teams played against each other with one win and one loss, and the score was also three to one, so the relationship between victory and defeat was tied.

In the end, San Remo had a few more goals than the group goal difference, and this secured the top spot.

And Nice appeared in second place in the group.

Among them, Sogel must be praised.

If he hadn't caught the cross sent by Camijon and scored, and San Remo lost [-]-[-], then San Remo would have become second in the group.

Although the first and second in the group both qualify, the first in the group has some advantages after all.

At this point, the Europa League group stage is all over.

The day before, the UEFA Champions League group stage also ended.

At the Champions League level, traditional giants such as Real Madrid, Bayern, Barcelona, ​​AC Milan, Manchester United, and Juventus have almost all successfully qualified. Even second-tier giants such as Fiorentina, Atletico Madrid, Roma, Paris, and Dortmund have also reached the group stage. cold.

Serie A is quite competitive this year, and all four Champions League teams have reached the knockout round, creating a Serie A record!

But few upsets are not no upsets!
It is embarrassing that Arsenal, the top Premier League powerhouse, fell into the Europa League.

The aftermath of selling the captain is still beginning to manifest.

It seems that Arsenal's czar Olishavin, who paid 800 million euros this year, has not yet fully integrated into the team.

I don't know what the result will be if the team packs Lu Yang and Morici according to Mr. Winter's intention.

In terms of the Europa League, Serie A continues to be popular.

Inter Milan, San Remo, and Lazio also reached the knockout round.

Among them, Sanremo and Lazio both qualified first in the group, and Inter Milan relied on Talista's two lore to qualify as the second thrilling group.

In this regard, Inter Milan fans are not satisfied.

They think that Talista is far worse than Gutierrez, so that Inter Milan's qualifying process is so thrilling.

Talista is not a fan fan, and immediately responded, "I'm carrying Inter Milan into the knockout round with two lore, what do you want from me?"
In fact, Talista really doesn't have much to fault.

At least, his performance in Serie A and Europa League this year is definitely worthy of his 800 million transfer fee and 200 million salary.

In his current [-] games in Serie A, he has scored [-] goals and [-] assists. His efficiency is definitely not low.

At the end of the season, his goals are likely to exceed [-].

There is certainly a gap with Gutierrez, but don't you look at Gutierrez's price?
Inter Milan spent a small amount of money and wanted to do big things again, which is somewhat naive.

And... Inter Milan's state this year is not good. Affected by Gutierrez's departure, the current Inter Milan is in turmoil.Their midfield core, the No. [-] midfielder, and the starting midfielder of the Italian team-Holman Finger, next year is also a contract year.

So far, Finger's contract extension has not yet been completed.

It is said that Finger Lion opened his mouth and asked for a super high salary of 600 million euros!
You know, the Serie A ceiling was 300 million euros before, and players at the team soul level can only get 400 million euros.

Gutierrez's departure and AC Milan's increasing salary for Iselet's contract extension have loosened the ceiling.Players like Lu Yang can get 300 million or even 480 million euros, which makes some people eager to try.

Finger's current annual salary is only 200 million euros, and it is precisely because of this that he wants to make up for everything in the past and ask for a little more.

The attraction of the Premier League is imminent, and the two to three million players over there are all teenagers.

The core of the team, why can't they get 700 million?

Therefore, Finger and the team have not reached an agreement, which definitely affects his competitive state, although he personally does not admit this.

This is also the fact that Inter Milan can not fall behind in the league and qualify for the Europa League. It really depends on Talista.

In the end... Talista was not regarded as a hero, and was compared to the past. How can Talista be happy?

Made!

Seven teams advanced to the knockout stage of the European War, Serie A was full of gongs, drums and firecrackers!
Countless Italian football media seemed to be dreaming back to the era of the small Serie A World Cup, crying with joy.

"Serie A is still the world's number one league! "

"Never Ending Serie A!"All seven teams have reached the knockout stage of the European war! "

"The Champions League and the Europa League are all promoted!" "

"Four Champions League teams, three Europa League teams, no relegation for the first time! "

"New Italian Seven Sisters Fight the Heroes!"Juventus, Milan, Viola, Roma, San Remo, Inter Milan, Lazio who will compete! "

"Italy's Strongest Youngster in the Post-League [-] Era!" "

In the previous European wars, both the Premier League and La Liga had a spectacular scene where all seven teams entered the European knockout rounds.

But many of them were the third out of the Champions League team group, and then entered the Europa League knockout stage.

And this time in Serie A, no Champions League team is out, which is very powerful.

pity.

Serie A is infinitely good, but it's almost dusk.

Finger may have been an exception in the past, but with the emergence of Premier League gold coins and the wealth and wealth of the "two Western Super League powerhouses" Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​there will be more and more players who want high salaries.

By the time……

The biggest problem in Serie A is no longer the previous match-fixing style.

That's just an excuse for the players.

The biggest problem in Serie A is that the team is no longer rich, and they are gradually unable to offer world-class salary levels.

Most of the world's top players will ask for a matching salary.

If Serie A can't give it, then go to the place where it can be given.

But in any case, the Italian fans during this period are the happiest.

The national team's PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, Puskas and Golden Boy awards went to Serie B, and the European competition is all the rage. What's not satisfied?
……

On December 16th, in the No.[-] round of Serie B, Sanremo challenged Pordenone away.

In this game, Lu Yang sent out a wonderful assist.

Moric scored twice, two shots and one pass, winning the best of the game.

Sogel and Bajzami both scored.

Kanyes sent an assist.

San Remo continued to beat their opponents four to one.

Next, Sanremo has only the last game, and Serie B is about to enter the winter break.

And their opponent in the half-time finale was last year's Serie A team, Sampdoria!
The two teams used to have no grievances, but since they met in the Coppa Italia last year, the story has happened.

The phrase "I want to play the strongest" is still a pain in the hearts of Samp fans to this day.

Lu Yang's arrogant goal, and the arrogant spread of the goal, said that playing Samp is not as refreshing as playing Serie C, which seriously stimulated the Samp fans.

What's even more unfortunate is that Samp was relegated, as if he really responded to Lu Yang's similar ridicule of "You can't do it, let a stronger team come out".

Coincidentally, Sampdoria is currently ranked second in the Serie B standings.

A battle with Sanremo, although it cannot overthrow the throne of Sanremo's half-time champion.

But it has a major impact on the final ownership of Serie B.

Therefore, this is also the focus of Serie B and has attracted much attention.

At the same time, there is another gimmick in this game, that is the "National Derby"!
San Remo's Lu Yang, Morici, and Bernoullini are all Italian internationals. The first two are new internationals, but they still count.

Sampdoria's center Farreira and midfielder Alma Perotti are also substitute players for the Italian national team and international players.

Moreover, Perotti's role in the national team is still a substitute for the midfielder and midfielder position, which overlaps with Moric and even Lu Yang.

Colleagues are enemies.

If Lu Yang hadn't asked Moric to play by name, if Vincent made a subsequent substitution, he might have replaced Candreva with Perotti.In that case, the people who save Italy may change from Lu Yang and Morici to Lu Yang and Perotti!

This is a collision between Italian internationals!

This is the highest level battle in Serie B!
This is also a war on human nature!

(End of this chapter)