Football should be played like me

Chapter 354 Lu, I want to give birth to a child for you
"Five to one! This is too dramatic!"

"Lu Yang's goal is full of drama, he completed a hat-trick, and it is the most special hat-trick in history!"

"He scored with his feet, TOU, and tou!"

"What's going on with Bayern? In the first half they played back and forth with Real Madrid. Why did it suddenly fail in the second half?"

"Real Madrid's ability to seize opportunities is still better than Bayern!"

"Bayern fans used to call it five benefactors, but now Bayern has indeed become five benevolent. But instead of scoring five goals, they were scored five goals!"

There is less than 10 minute left in the game.

The difference between the two sides was four goals.

Is there any hope of this kind of competition catching up?

Bayern fans have rummaged for a big reversal of the game.

Don't tell me, they really found one.

Not to mention tying, a reversal is fine.

In the last Champions League, San Remo beat the five major league champions, creating the first perfect Champions League in history!
In the final of that UEFA Champions League, Bayern beat San Remo into a sieve, only 10 minutes away from winning the Big Ears Cup.

But at the last moment, Lu Yang scored five goals in 9 minutes, kicking Bayern Munich from heaven to hell.

This is the record of the fastest five sons in world football so far!
At the same time, it is also the record for the fastest big four!
Do not check, I don’t know, I’m scared.

Bayern fans are even more angry.

This hell... use magic to defeat magic?

Then you have to have magic first.

Bayern does not have Lu Yang, who do you count on for five goals in 9 minutes?
For a while, the Allianz Arena was silent.

Bayern fans have already guessed the outcome of this game.

This Lu Yang is too wicked.

I just hope that Bayern will not encounter a team with Lu Yang in the semi-finals or finals of this UEFA Champions League, otherwise Bayern will lose three points before the battle.

No.90 minutes, Bayern's final counterattack also failed, and they had to accept the name of "five benevolence".

However, Luiz, who hugged Bayern to shoot, suddenly kicked a big kick.

The football flew towards the Bayern half.

On Real Madrid's side, Enriquez, who came off the bench, had sufficient physical strength and rushed to the football with full firepower.

"Offside!"

Some Bayern fans shouted for offside.

Enriquez was closest to the parallel line where the Bayern goalkeeper was at the moment Luiz passed the ball.

It stands to reason that this is offside.

But the linesman didn't say anything.

Because when Luiz passed the ball, except for the Bayern goalkeeper, players from both sides were in Real Madrid's half.

At this time, there is no such thing as offside.

That's the price you pay for going all out on offense.

Ball attacked quickly, and the coverage area was so large that it completely exceeded the normal goalkeeper, and could almost cover the position five meters outside the penalty area!

This is also his specialty.

But Enriquez was too fast.

He touches the ball before Ball.

Because he was far away from the penalty area, Ball couldn't use his hands, so although he was close to Enriquez, he couldn't stop Enriquez.

He can't use his hands.

By the time he decided to drag Enriquez directly, it was already too late.

Enriquez has rushed over.

Don't think fouling is easy.

Some opportunities for fouls are actually very rare... some people, once they miss it, they are not there.

boom!
"Enriquez easily scored the goal after passing the goalkeeper! Six to one! It seems that Bayern can't be regarded as five players!"

"Bayern high-level must thank Real Madrid after the game, otherwise the name of Wuren Mooncake will follow Bayern!"

"Enriquez scored the goal so easily, I'm afraid even he himself didn't expect the opportunity to come!"

"The Real Madrid players started another round of celebration. There were only four minutes of stoppage time, which was absolutely reasonable considering the number of goals scored in the second half."

"Even if I were the referee, I would blow the whistle to end the game and continue to suffer against Bayern."

"Every minute left is undoubtedly torture for Bayern players and fans."

No. 903 minutes.

Real Madrid controlled the ball here.

Qi Zuo is in the midfield area on the left and has no intention of continuing to attack.

No need.

What are you attacking at this time?

Are you trying to irritate the other party and cause disputes, or even try to make the other party cut off your leg?
Blind domineering is not the best choice.

Freedom of retraction is the kingly way.

The Bayern players also saw Qi Zuo's mind, so they didn't go to force Qi Zuo.

But the next moment, a white lightning flew from Qi Zuo's left.

This is... Junior!
Junior had a great time playing with King Kong legs today.

In addition, his desire to attack is already very strong, seeing the opportunity, of course he will rush.

boom!
Zizo kicked through and passed the football in front of Junior.

After passing the ball, Qi Zuo patted his bald head in frustration.

Fake!

This damn chance insight!

The damned through instinct!

This disgusting self-cultivation as a midfielder!
This kind of straight stuffing is beautiful, but... it will give the Bayern players the feeling that you are lying to me!
What about Mingjin's withdrawal?

At the same moment, Enriquez on the right cut inside without the ball and entered the penalty area.

His physical strength is still abundant, and he is willing to run two more times.

boom!
Junior's speed ate Gartman raw, and then he kicked comfortably with his left foot and made a strong pass.

Enriquez on the right side of the penalty area grabs a shot.

when!
The football hit the post and bounced towards the middle.

At this time, Lu Yang, who was a little slower and rushed in, happened to have a chance.

Make up shot!

boom!
when!
Since April followed Lu Yang, under the confrontation, Lu Yang's shot also hit the post.

But at the next moment, Lu Yang pulled April and made a detour behind him.

Another shot!

Swish!
Football pierces Bayern's gate.

Real Madrid immediately rejoiced.

"GOAL! Lu Yang scored consecutive supplementary shots!"

"Big four! Lu Yang scored four goals in a single game and slaughtered Bayern!"

"Seven to one! Real Madrid is too ruthless! This is to send Bayern to drink Hedy!"

"Not only Qixi, think about what Real Madrid fans called their team before the game?"

"Kill seven horses! Kill seven more opponents! Real Madrid is simply amazing this season! The number one firepower in the universe beat Bayern into a sieve!"

"Who else! Just ask who else!"

In the end, the score at the Allianz Arena was fixed at one to seven!

Before the host and after the guest.

Real Madrid came back victorious.

On that day, European football shouted wolf!

"Kicker": "On this day, all teams in European football have an extra horse... Land-style Real Madrid swept the excavator and beat Bayern into Lan Xiang, oh no, Lan Xiang..."

"L'Equipe": "Invincible! Real Madrid has almost secured the qualifying spot! Dominate!"

"Mirror": "Lu Yang + Real Madrid = Invincible!"

"Sky Sports": "There has never been such a violent team. Land Real Madrid has created a new way to win... More than five goals per game!"

"BBC": "Statistics of Lu Yang's career goals! 107 goals with his left foot, 53 with his right foot... 1 with his tou!"

"The Sun": "No woman in the world has experienced as many ordeals as Sophia! Because Lu Yang's head is too hard!"

What seven to one!

What Wuren Qixi kills Qima!

What a big four!

In front of Lu Yang's goal, they lost all color.

Lu Yang told the whole world what toughness is!
He is so strong that he has no weaknesses.

He is more perfect than Achilles.

This game also went straight out of the circle.

Especially the female stars in the European and American entertainment circles retweeted Lu Yang's wonderful goal one after another.

Someone tweeted about Sophia, expressing their admiration for Sophia.

Some people also directly expressed their interest in Lu Yang on social platforms.

What about having a girlfriend?
Europeans and Americans don't care about this.

The Kardashian family can become a "famous family" in the circle, so what's wrong with publicly seducing Lu Yang?
However, Sophia, who was at home recently, responded quickly.

She posted an "unboxing" video of herself opening private messages on Lu Yang's social platform on the computer.

In the video, Sophia said to the camera: "Today, let me show you Lu's private messages on social platforms. I believe that everyone must also want to know what is in the private messages of public figures."

"This, this avatar is familiar to everyone, yes, it is Moric."

"Moric will send a private message to Lu after almost every goal and assist. I will read it to everyone... Hey, brother, I scored again. Have you ever seen such a gorgeous outer instep? Lu, look Come back now, have you ever seen an assist hat-trick? Lu, I asked you if you are handsome when I scored a free kick from a free kick! Good guy, you have scored a lot of goals recently, but unfortunately, the quality is average! See No, this is my style of play in the Premier League, tough or not!"

There are a lot of barrage in this part, and the netizens burst out laughing.

Because although the content of Morici is very serious, the effect is like being funny.

Netizens rushed to watch this video: "Moric, come and see Lu Yang's tou, do you think you are tough or Lu is tough?"

"If Moric can also score a goal like this, I think he can be called the first tough guy in the Premier League!"

"Don't talk about scoring goals, even if he dares to try, he is the number one tough guy in the Premier League!"

"Try? I'm afraid that after trying, Morici will become an egg master! Hahaha!"

The fans couldn't be happier.

Since then, many of Lu Yang's football friends have sent him private messages of congratulations.

This is a football habit.

Whenever a friend performs well enough in a game, everyone will send a private message to say "Congratulations", "Beautiful kick", "Awesome", "Good job" and so on.

There is no need for the person to reply, otherwise it will be endless.

But the person involved will definitely watch and do the same thing when the other party also has an excellent performance.

Lu Yang has also sent similar messages to others, and there is no such thing as saying that someone is cold and unresponsive.

But soon, mosaics appeared in the video.

Sophia uses three small red light spots to cover the sensitive parts of the women in the video.

But there is really not much difference between this size and no size.

It was a public execution.

There were even people inside who were self-sufficient and murmured, "Lu, I want to give you a baby!"

This is breathtaking, move your index finger!

Cough!

Sophia: "To be honest, this girl has a good figure, but if she wants to rely on her body for food, she should go to the San Fernando Valley! Instead of sending these photos of her to Lu, because Lu is a woman with advanced aesthetics. man."

"At the very least, you should add some plot. Don't forget, Lu is a film practitioner who has won the best screenwriter in Hollywood. If you want to attract his attention, you must first improve your film and television drama quality."

"Also, your lines are too bad! Do you know how to get involved? I don't think you look like you are giving birth to Lu, but you are laying eggs!"

"My friend's sister, my sister's friend, my aunt's friends, madam, you don't want your husband to lose this job either... study more."

"Otherwise, what's the difference between you and those bitches in the wild?"

There are many videos like this, and Sophia announced some of the most egregious ones, directly exposing the faces and IDs of these girls.

Among them, there are even some well-known young models, or some very young actresses.

Their fans are about to collapse.

Especially those fans who think their idols are innocent little girls, they don’t know that their idol went to a nightclub with cigarettes, hot hair and tattoos to be a good girl when they were in junior high school.

No, not middle and high school, because a large part of them didn't even go to middle and high school.

Of course, some of the shameless women got a lot of traffic because of this.

As long as they are shameless enough, they can cash in part of it and get a lot of benefits and exposure.

For example, one of them took advantage of the opportunity to announce that he had joined a film and television company in the San Fernando Valley, and that three or five ultra-high-definition feature films would be released in the near future.

But some netizens expressed doubts, because if it is not a day, what is there to see?
But even if these girls made some money through this method, the money was undoubtedly terribly dirty.

Their reputations are completely tainted.

No one will respect them, and they cannot appear in formal industries and activities.

Even the dirty American entertainment industry will not give them any chance on the bright side.

Coupled with the popularity of Sophia and Lu Yang, these women are known everywhere they go, and they all know what they have done.

This kind of price may not be something they can afford.

For a while, Lu Yang showed his might on the court and slaughtered Bayern.

Sophia also used thunderous means outside the court to defend her position as Mrs. Lu!
But Sophia thought about it, and still felt that certain things should be put on the agenda.

After all, Lu Yang has changed from a 16-year-old youth to a 21-year-old superstar.

Sofia is 32 now.

At this age, it's fine.

Women have two golden ages.

One is around the age of sixteen or seventeen to 25, full of collagen, full of vitality, and invincible in youth.

One is when you are in your 30s, when you still have a beautiful face, a more plump body shape, a more mature and temperamental mind, a good personality and a considerate personality.

Sophia is on the second stage.

But the bad thing about this stage is that your age is still going up after all.

After that, it's only downhill.

That night.

Sophia is wearing a black dress.

Lu Yang was a little surprised: "Why do you look so good-looking today?"

Sophia hugged Lu Yang: "So the clothes I wore before didn't look good?"

Lu Yang: "Have you worn clothes before?"

Sophia tapped in Lu Yang's arms shyly: "I hate... oh... Be honest, you... ah..."

A few minutes later, the figure swayed.

Just when Lu Yang was about to wear an internationally renowned sportswear brand.

Sophia held his hand.

"Lu...I want to have a baby for you!"

"Huh?" Lu Yang was stunned.

He and Sofia didn't even argue.

They also didn't have a formal love ceremony, let alone a proposal and marriage.

But Sophia actually...

"Really!" Sophia looked at Lu Yang, eyes full of sincerity and longing.

She is very sensible now, and she is definitely not just talking for the atmosphere.

She has decided!

Even though she and Lu Yang may not have a wedding in this life, she knows that she is much older than Lu Yang, and when Lu Yang enters the peak of her life, she may no longer look good, so even if Lu Yang is willing, Sophia will not She will definitely agree to marry Lu Yang...but she is still willing to do so.

She had many regrets in her life.

But with the appearance of Lu Yang, Sophia's regrets were filled one by one, and she even achieved many things that could only be realized in dreams before.

Now, she is going to fill the last regret in her life...to give birth to a child for her lover!
This is the crystallization of love!
Lu Yang's breathing became heavier, and the next moment, he threw the sports protection brand out of the window with his backhand.

Small rubbish cubes, I don't know how many creatures have been killed!

……

October 26.

Real Madrid just defeated Bayern away, and immediately ushered in the ninth round of La Liga at home.

Not to mention the high consumption, the key to this round of the league is still very important.

Because their opponent is oh... Barcelona!
That's right, the Spanish national derby this season is here!

Cosmic Barcelona, ​​which has lost Lu Yang, is a guest at the Bernabeu, and is about to challenge Real Madrid, which is no longer a galaxy battleship!

This game can be called a spark hitting the earth.

Before Iselet came to Real Madrid, Real Madrid and Barcelona's record was about [-]-[-].

The national derby is quite exciting.

After Iselet joined Real Madrid, the Galaxy battleship experienced a qualitative change. Real Madrid beat Barcelona continuously, and even sent two big-eared Wuzhishan to Barcelona in one season!

On the level of excitement in the past, there is a little more excitement.

But with Lu Yang joining Barcelona, ​​Barcelona and Galacticos played back and forth.

On the scene, the opponents met each other, and the excitement continued.

As a result, Barcelona even had an advantage, defeating Real Madrid in the Champions League semi-finals and key league battles one after another, and achieved the final victory, which made Barcelona fans feel refreshed.

And now, the Spanish national derby has entered the fourth stage.

Most people are optimistic about Real Madrid.

Since the beginning of this season, Real Madrid has won [-] consecutive games in all competitions!

And the average goal is close to five goals!
It's the standard Five Emperors!

What's more, the previous match between the two teams in the Spanish Super Cup was seven to two!
Barcelona was kicked and bombed.

This also made Real Madrid's reputation for killing seven horses.

It can be said that if Barcelona hadn't turned Real Madrid into seven horses, Bayern would not have been beaten seven by Real Madrid in the Champions League group match three days ago!
It's all Barcelona's fault!
However, when Celotti announced the starting lineup before the game, there was an uproar in Europe.

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Enriquez, Zizo, Hector
Collett, Loveland
Junior, Landene, Rubio, Sanchez
Louis

This list... without Lu Yang!
Lu Yang was actually a substitute?
No one can understand this arrangement of Celotti.

For a while, many fans began to complain that Celotti didn't understand the ball.

"Is Celotti stunned? Why put Emperor Lu on the bench?"

"Aren't you funny? Even if it's a rotation, it shouldn't be at this time. This is the Spanish national derby! Real Madrid can lose any game, but they must win this game!"

"Let you all mock Celotti for not changing formations, look, now he's doing his job!"

"Celotti's wings are really hard. Even Lu Huang dared to change them. Didn't he really listen to the Manchester Evening News' nonsense that 'Real Madrid should not rely too much on Lu Yang's scoring ability'? No. Relying on your own players to score goals, do you rely on your own coaches and fat guys from the management to play football?"

"Didn't Chelotti admire Lu Yang all the time? Why did you do this suddenly? Could it be that Lu Yang bumped into him?"

"Brother, that's not appreciating, that's licking! Also, don't call it Lu Yang, call it Lu Huang!"

Including Real Madrid fans are angry.

However, Lu Yang's fans could still sit still and came out to calm the flames of war: "Brothers, stop scolding, it's not Chelotti's fault, and Chelotti respects Brother Lu very much. This generation started from some subtle interactions between Brother Lu and Chelotti. It can be seen."

"Have you ever seen a head coach trying to unscrew the cap of an energy drink for a player and hand it over every time?"

"Celotti's arrangement is mostly at the initiative of Brother Lu. Brother Lu Yang is such a sincere person. He is in good condition and never needs to be rotated or replaced."

"But if he is dissatisfied with his state, for the sake of the team's performance and the fairness of other players, Lu Yang will never selfishly occupy a starting position."

"Brother Lu said a long time ago that if he is still playing football when he is 40 years old, and the players in the same position of the team can help the team more than him, then he will be willing to be a substitute player and play a role in the team. Show up when needed."

"At that time, many people were still complaining about Brother Lu, saying that he might have retired at the age of 30, and he would be a substitute at the age of 40. It was a good idea. But one thing to say, I think it is true that Brother Lu's physical fitness can play until he is 40 years old. It's all right."

Everyone reacted.

So... Lu Yang was in a bad state and asked to sit on the bench?
impossible?

This situation is extremely rare.

But soon, everyone had to admit this conjecture.

Because during the warm-up before the game, Lu Yang didn't even leave the bench.

All players, including the substitutes, are warming up on the field.

Only Lu Yang sat on the chair alone, and from time to time he put his hands behind his waist and hammered twice.

That haggard appearance made people feel distressed.

A female fan said distressedly: "My God! I really don't know what Lu Yang has gone through! What happened to him? Was his waist injured? How did he get injured? Could it be that Barcelona bought a killer to assassinate Lu?"

Lu Yang just didn't know.

Whenever he heard this sentence, he would tell that lovely female fan: "One thing to say, the killer is not as lethal as Sophia last night."

When this woman goes crazy, there is nothing wrong with a man.

Does Lu Yang feel that his perpetual motion skills have been stolen by Sophia?
It feels like she is a perpetual motion machine!

Never stop!

of course!

Lu Yang is not at a loss either.

Although he was sad, Sophia should not feel better either.

You see, for such an important game, Sofia is in Madrid again and has no job yet, but she still can't come to watch the game?

I'm afraid she hasn't gotten up from the bed yet, right?

But Lu Yang knew about his situation, but Barcelona didn't.

Looking at Lu Yang sitting on the bench, the Barcelona players were quite frustrated.

Now they are not even worthy to force Lu Yang to take action?

However, when thinking of their own [-]-[-] and Bayern's [-]-[-], the Barcelona players felt a little helpless.

In the end, it was Ortiz who saw that the spirit of the team was not right, applauded to wake up the big feet and said: "Since Lu Yang thinks that the current Barcelona is not worthy of playing against him, then we will tell him with practical actions that we are worthy!"

"Although the Triple Crown last season was won under the leadership of Lu Yang, we have also grown in it! Without Lu Yang, we are not nothing!"

"Since Lu Yang won't play, let's play Lu Yang!"

Ortiz flushed with anger and shame!
So dignified Barcelona, ​​why this!
The next moment, the Barcelona players on the field roared together: "Slap Lu Yang up!"

The soul of red and blue is burning blazingly.

There is light in the eyes of every Barcelona player!

(End of this chapter)