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Chapter 445 Well-known waste
Leaving aside the influence of King Zhou of Shang who was influenced by the Internet, in the current video, the performance of the real Taiyi has disgusted people in many worlds.

Of course, the people from many worlds refer to the real Taiyi from other worlds, Shen Gongbao.

Only seen in the video.

Daoist Taiyi flew between the mountains and rivers on a pig, holding a wine gourd in his hand and laughing contentedly.

“People are in good spirits on happy occasions~”

Then he stuffed the wine gourd directly into the mouth of the fat pig on the mount!
"Come and have a drink with me!"

He completely ignored Yuanshi Tianzun's instructions, and didn't pay attention to the matter of the Lingzhu Magic Pill at all.

Naruto World.

Uchiha Madara couldn't help laughing, but the laughter was surprisingly cold.

"This kind of waste is also worthy of being a god? And is it one of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun?"

In Uchiha Madara's view, Taiyi Zhenren is a pure ignorant and incompetent, pure waste who does not put the task in his eyes and acts recklessly!
This kind of behavior seems to a ninja like him...

Compared with that, the much more stable Shen Gongbao is more in line with the requirements of this task!

In the video.

The screen turns.

A magnificent temple appeared in front of everyone!

In front of the temple, many people worshiped piously, it was so lively!
At this moment, a pregnant woman holding a chicken leg was walking towards the temple speechlessly, while a middle-aged man beside him was carefully supporting her.

The high threshold makes many pregnant women in the world frown, this is not easy!

Just when the middle-aged man was about to help the pregnant woman step over, the woman frowned and directly elbowed the man to the side!
"Go away, no need!"

Then jump directly over the threshold!This vigorous figure does not look like a pregnant woman with a big belly.

But the middle-aged man who was cocked was not angry and quickly chased after him: "Be careful!"

That cautious look made many viewers smile knowingly. This may be the most simple love.

The man knelt down on the futon piously and kowtowed nine times.

"Ma'am, come and say goodbye too."

And the woman gave him a blank look: "Bye bye, it's been three years! If I can't come out again, I will smash this ruined temple!!"

As he spoke, he got angry and threw the half-eaten apple out of his hand!

It happened that the roof of the temple collapsed suddenly, and two pigs fell from the sky!

Being crushed under that little fat pig, Daoist Taiyi was extremely miserable, his body was full of alcohol and he didn't look like a god at all, instead he looked like a hooligan stealing pigs and peeping.

The three of them were in the same frame on the screen, and the small characters of ****'s name also appeared beside each other.

【Li Jing】【Yin Shiniang】【Taiyi Real Man】

Their identities were called out, and it was Li Jing that Daoist Taiyi was looking for!
In the video, Li Jing's eyes flashed coldly, and he stood in front of Yin Shiniang.

And Daoist Taiyi, who was thrown with a nosebleed, finally sobered up, and his eyes lit up when he saw the man in front of him.

Struggling to get rid of the suppression of the fat pig, he jumped out from below, and the whisk patted the dust on his body.

"I am Taiyi Zhen in the Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain..." Before he finished speaking, a stone fell directly on Taiyi's true head!The huge impact directly knocked this fairy to the ground!
Horror!
However, the expressions of many viewers who watched the video became distorted at the moment, so the Taiyi real person is not as good as the Taiyi real person from Barbie Nezha before!
At this time, the video screen changed.

The front gate of the Li Mansion was already full of congratulatory people!

"Congratulations, Mr. Li, on the birth of your precious son!"

"Butler Li, I'm here to say goodbye to the third son~"

Such enthusiasm, such a scene shows that Li Jing's reputation in Chentangguan is deeply loved by the people!
At this time, Shen Gongbao threw the two talismans from the sky on the tall building in the distance, and looked at Daoist Taiyi who was sitting on the futon in the distance with an extremely cold expression.

But at this moment, the real Taiyi was counting the time with his fingers, with an unexpectedly serious expression: "The time is coming soon."

"Xianchang, I heard that you like to drink~"

Master Taiyi cast his gaze over, and saw a short servant walking towards this side with a jar of wine and a smile.

"Don't you see when?! How can you be in the mood to drink now?" Taiyi's expression was a little displeased.

And the servant carefully put the jar of wine at the feet of Master Taiyi as if he didn't notice it.

"I put it here for you"

Master Taiyi frowned, and immediately waved his hands: "No time, no time! Take it away!"

But the servant didn't take it away but walked away silently, leaving only a jar of wine at Taiyi's feet.

Seeing this scene, Master Taiyi yelled twice but the servant didn't turn his head.

"Sick and long-winded"

When Master Taiyi saw this scene, he immediately cursed with disgust.

Then he continued to look at the jar of wine on the ground with a disgusted look, and his expression didn't change at all just looking at it quietly.

In the next second, Daoist Taiyi showed his true colors and his eyes widened.

"Oh! Just take a sip~"

He picked up the wine jar and poured it into his mouth, the liquid flowed down his chin, and Master Taiyi also showed a refreshing expression.

"Ah~ Bashi~ It's not interesting to have a little bit left! Keep drinking!"

Master Taiyi poured the remaining half jar of wine into his mouth without any hesitation this time.

"Hiccup~"

Master Taiyi's expression remained at this moment, and he immediately fell to the ground unconscious...

Seeing this scene, I don't know how many audience members couldn't help scolding.

Journey to the World.

Nezha had a strange expression on his face. He was planning to go to the Golden Cave of Qianyuan Mountain to meet his master, but after seeing this video, he didn't know why he didn't want to go...

"I really don't know how Nezha in this world can stand Master..."

Nezha sighed and flew towards Guanjiangkou on the Hot Wheels. To be honest, the real Taiyi's performance in the video really disappointed him!
Not only trash, but also weak, with a very unstable Dao heart, and subconsciously despise servants.

This is too different from the real Taiyi in his memory.

"Nezha, the little bastard"

The real Taiyi in the Golden Light Cave twitched his mouth slightly, he turned his head and left so close to the Golden Light Cave!
"Do you dislike being a teacher? As a teacher, you have not disliked that you have a Barbie King Kong brother."

The real Taiyi shook his head, but to be honest, the Taiyi in the video did embarrass them all in the face of the real Taiyi!

Bring up the magic phone chat group page.

【Taiyi real person comprehensive group】

[Journey to the West Taiyi: Where is that fat pig from fellow Taoist @十冷taiyi? 】

[Journey to the West Taiyi: Fellow Daoist, don't hide it!Who can bear this person insulting the poor? 】

And at this time in the video.

In the delivery room, Yin Shiniang's cry became weaker and weaker, and the midwife was extremely anxious.

"My lord, is the fairy still not casting spells?"

Li Jing frowned and went directly to the backyard: "Immortal Chief! Is it time?"

Afterwards, I saw the servant pressing Master Taiyi to the tree, and punching Daoist Taiyi in the stomach one after another!

Li Jing was shocked immediately.

"what happened?"

The servant quickly explained: "Xian Chang is drunk, I want to wake him up"

"drunk?"

The servant nodded, then proceeded to beat Taiyi's belly with his small fists: "Just beat his wine out!"

And Li Jing directly grabbed his hand: "How can this be done? It's too rude! It's detrimental to elegance! How decent is it?!"

"My lord! Ma'am can't stand it!" The midwife yelled, causing Li Jing's face to change drastically!

"let me!!"

Li Jing pushed the servant away, and the energy in his body urged his fists to move as fast as lightning!In an instant, countless afterimages were shot, and they crazily beat Daoist Taiyi's belly!
"Ah da da da da!!"

The fierce attack even set off a strong wind, which made the short servants a little unable to stand!
"Ah!"

The strong attack penetrated Taiyi Zhenren's body and hammered off the big tree behind him!
And Master Taiyi finally vomited out, the wine had turned dark green after the fermentation in his stomach, and it was continuously sprayed out from Master Taiyi's mouth.

"Ah~"

Daoist Taiyi yawned unhurriedly after waking up: "I seem to have had a nightmare just now."

Looking at the real Taiyi in such a state, Li Jing's eyes revealed a trace of disgust.

To be able to get drunk on such an urgent matter is worthy of being a god?

Although he felt uncomfortable, Li Jing didn't say it out, but cupped his fists and said, "Immortal Elder, quickly open Baolian!"

And Daoist Taiyi was finally awakened: "Yes, yes, yes, this is it, this is it!"

Standing in front of Baolian with both hands, complex rune patterns appeared in the void.

Master Taiyi looked at this scene with a serious expression, and did not make a move for a long time...

After a while, Li Jing finally couldn't help but asked, "What are you...waiting for?"

Master Taiyi turned his head stiffly: "I...I can't remember the password..."

Li Jing: "..."

Shen Gongbao: "..."

Audience from the Heavens Dimension: "..."

Let this pig die!Can you rank among the 12 golden immortals just like this?

The chain has been lost at critical moments. At this moment, not only those mythological powers look down on the real Taiyi in the video, but even many mortals look at the real Taiyi with disgust.

And the real Taiyi in the video patted his head.

"This alcohol is too strong, my head is dizzy..." Master Taiyi rubbed his hands anxiously: "I remember it seems to be..."

I hurriedly tried to enter the password, but the result can be imagined...

failure!

"Don't worry, don't worry, there are still four more chances!" Master Taiyi said to Li Jing quickly.

Then proceed to try the password...

mistake…

mistake…

continue error...

"Hiss...it doesn't make sense"

Li Jing's expression was a bit broken: "What will happen if you make mistakes five times?"

Daoist Taiyi suddenly calmed down at this moment: "Baolian locks automatically and can only be opened after ten years."

Hearing the words, Li Jing directly covered his chest, forcibly resisting the urge to draw his sword and kill Taiyi.

On the other side, Shen Gongbao was also angrily crushing the wood next to him. For such an idiot plus waste, the master will take heavy responsibility, but I was abandoned miserably...

At this moment, Yin Shiniang had fainted from the great pain, and Li Jing's expression became more and more anxious.

And Taiyi real person heard the words and shouted directly: "Then I will try again!"

Then without hesitation, he shook the password randomly and pressed his palm on it, Li Jing's expression completely collapsed!
"Immortal Elder!"

"Stop it, fat man!!"

Li Jing and Shen Gongbao broke the defense almost at the same time.

And this time...

The red light turned into emerald green, Baolian quickly opened, and two beads, one red and one blue, slowly floated in the air!

"I forgot." Master Taiyi proudly raised his palm: "If you forget the password, you can still use your fingerprint to unlock it."

Li Jing breathed a sigh of relief. Although he kept losing the chain, luckily he succeeded in the end.

Just as Daoist Taiyi stretched out his hand to grab the Lingzhu, the servant suddenly shouted to the rear: "The opening of the tavern is [-]% off!!"

As soon as this remark came out, Master Taiyi looked back as if his body was reflexive, his face full of excitement like an idiot!

This expression made countless Taiyi masters gasp...

I am the Twelve Golden Immortals, the Daoist Taiyi of the Golden Cave, the disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun, I cannot be angry, I must not be angry...

Damn it!I really want to kill this fat man! !

And when Master Taiyi was looking around, the servant quietly reached out to grab the Lingzhu, and just when he was about to succeed, Li Jing suddenly stood up.

"Since just now, I feel that something is wrong with you"

And Master Taiyi also turned his head, and saw a talisman stuck on the servant's back!
"Puppet symbol?"

Quickly tore it off, and the servant fainted immediately.

And at this moment, a black shadow quietly took away the two beads, and it turned out to be the midwife!

"She also got a puppet talisman." Daoist Taiyi was stupefied, Master didn't tell me there was such an emergency!
"You want it so much?" The midwife smiled sinisterly, "Then give you one back."

The red magic pill flew out of his hand and was directly engraved in the center of the altar!
A large amount of magic energy instantly wandered towards the rune!

"stop!"

Li Jing's pupils shrank slightly, and without hesitation, he rushed directly to the stone altar and smashed it with a punch!

But the magic pill has completely engraved the runes!
"It's over..." Daoist Taiyi was still bewildered.

Li Jing's muscles were tense, his eyes were full of pain, and his hands kept grabbing the demonic energy in the sky.

He watched helplessly as the magic energy engraved into special runes flew towards the delivery room and entered Yin Shiniang's stomach!
moment!The terrifying magic energy directly broke through the house!As if a heavenly demon descended into the world, the people watching outside Li's mansion suddenly trembled, their faces full of fear.

"Master! Come and take a look"

The maid walked out slowly with the baby in her arms, and Li Jing and Master Taiyi immediately looked over.

I saw a round meat ball wriggling gently in the swaddle.

"This…"

A pair of human eyes suddenly grew out of the meatball, and red hair also grew from it!

Then there is a pair of fangs and a huge mouth. It doesn't look like a man or a god, but like a demon in the abyss!
I saw this meat ball jumping out from the swaddle, it was a head!No body, only facial features full of evil desires!
And Master Taiyi buried his face in Li Jing's arms and trembled: "It's so scary!"

All Taiyi real people in the heavens and worlds: "..."

All the Li Jings in the heavens and worlds, Nezha: "..."

The devil boy came to the world.

"The Nine Heavens Profound Temple, turned into a divine thunder, radiates the power of the sky, and leads it with a sword!"

Daoist Tai 2 waved the divine sword in his hand, leading the thunder from heaven and earth to strike directly at Daoist Taiyi!

The sky was full of thunder, directly covering the body of Daoist Taiyi!
"Death to the Lord!!"

However, Taiyi Daoist screamed wildly during the thunder calamity, and with the life-saving sword Yulei Zhenjue of Shanhe Sheji Tu, it was impossible to directly kill Taiyi Daoist.

But the numbness of the thunder and lightning could not be shielded, and the feeling of wanting to die made Taiyi make a cry that was not suitable for children...

"Almost enough, Tai 2 real people!"

I saw Li Jing, who was in a very cold world, walking slowly, looking at Daoist Taiyi with an indifferent look.

"I have a sword, do you dare to take it?"

(End of this chapter)