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Chapter 447 The Crashed Demon Boy

"You naughty boy, do you know that Sun Wukong was suppressed for 500 years when he pissed in the Tathagata's hands? If you dare to come in front of my Tushita Palace today, the old Taoist will definitely refine you back into a magic pill." "

Taishang Laojun appeared behind the devil boy Nezha at some point.

The devil boy Nezha quietly put the little bird back into his crotch, with his hands in his pockets and a rebellious expression on his face.

"Who is it?"

Taishang Laojun frowned slightly: "You..."

Before he finished speaking, the devil boy Nezha interrupted him by stretching out his hand. If other gods saw this, they would be scared out of their wits!

From the beginning of the world to the present, no one dared to interrupt the Taishang Laojun when he was talking!
"Don't talk, old man! Let me guess." The devil boy Nezha looked at the endless white clouds beside him, and then at the magnificent and outrageous palace in front of him.

"Dousita Palace, um...the old man with the white beard..." Nezha the devil swallowed his saliva, and carefully glanced at the Taishang Laojun: "I know! You must be Yuanshi Tianzun, right?!"

Taishang Laojun: "..."

"Ahem... that's right! This old man is Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun!!"

Devil boy Nezha: "..."

How dare you lie to a child!Do you really think of me as a three-year-old kid!Old man with white beard in front of Tushita Palace, tell me you are Yuanshi Tianzun?

Although there are ten thousand muddy horses galloping past in his heart, the devil boy Nezha still pretends to show admiration.

"Wow! Yuanshi Tianzun! It's a pity, I like Daode Tianzun"

Taishang Laojun narrowed his eyes slightly, why does this little kid feel that he is much smarter than Nezha from Journey to the West?

If it was Nezha back then, he would have been yelling, beating and killing him long ago.

And in the distant Yuqing Palace, Yuanshi Tianzun cast a helpless glance at Taishang Laojun, why is the eldest brother so old and not ashamed now...

You can do things like replace my name, don't you know that you have to bear the cause and effect?

but…

Do you accept the devil boy Nezha as a disciple? It seems strange. Taiyi and the devil boy Nezha will be the same generation in the future...

On the other side, the devil boy Nezha shook his head: "But you old man can't play with me, and the other sister Nezha... my brother is busy all day and has to go to school is also very boring."

"Poor! Pity me, Nezha, since I was a child, my father didn't love my mother or my mother. I'm lonely, lonely"

The Taishang Laojun just thought it was funny. In the video, Li Jing and Yin Shiniang loved the devil boy Nezha in every possible way, but the naughty boy in front of him could just open his mouth.

But it's just lip service, Taishang Laojun can see that the devil boy Nezha respects his parents very much in his heart.

"You're right, I don't have the strength to play around with you, old man, but I can find someone else."

The Taishang Laojun secretly smiled in his heart, but the devil boy Nezha's eyes lit up, yes!Isn't it easy for a Taishang Laojun to find a few people to play with him?

And don't worry about the other party getting knocked down by yourself twice!
in the video at this time.

The sky was dark, big waves were everywhere, and the sea was rough, but Shen Gongbao jumped into the sea without the slightest hesitation!

The body sank quickly, and soon reached the depths of the seabed!
I saw countless chains tied to a sea-suppressing stick, and the dust accumulated over thousands of years turned into stones to wrap it tightly, and the word "Dragon Palace" was written on it!

Such a barren land turned out to be the Dragon Palace!

This makes many viewers in the world where Dragon Palace exists are puzzled. No matter which world they are in, the first reaction when mentioning the word Dragon Palace is rich, right?
Shen Gongbao's figure passed through the chains, and he could faintly see the dragon clan hidden in the depths of the sea. The dragons wrapped around the chains and closed their eyes to rest their minds.

Until Shen Gongbao fell to the deepest point, and then stopped in front of a huge white dragon!

Bai Long opened his eyes and was not at all surprised by Shen Gongbao's arrival.

"Come here?"

Shen Gongbao nodded, and then spread out his right hand, which was lying on a bead full of aura.

"This is the spirit bead? Is it possible to inject the dragon egg into my son to obtain boundless supernatural powers, and have a chance to become a god in the future?"

Bailong put his huge head close to the Lingzhu, feeling a little excited.

"no no…"

Bailong's pupils spread instantly, and endless murderous aura was about to burst out: "No way?!"

"Not bad!" Shen Gongbao finally choked out these two words.

Bai Long was stunned for a moment, his murderous aura gradually disappeared and he stared blankly at Shen Gongbao in front of him.

"That's good…"

The white dragon opened its mouth, and a blue dragon egg spit out from the mouth and then slowly floated forward.

And Shen Gongbao also threw the Lingzhu in his hand, and the Lingzhu turned into a huge amount of spiritual energy and poured it into the dragon egg!
At this moment, the aptitude of the dragon egg in front of him is improving crazily!

Then a crack appeared in an instant, and a dragon born with divine light appeared in front of countless audiences!

Endless aura cheered for his birth, and purple light enveloped the little dragon's body, establishing his innate roots.

"This is my son Ao Bing. According to the agreement, I will let him worship you as his teacher, but you must wish him escape from this purgatory under the sea and enter the heaven!"

Bailong glanced at Ao Bing tenderly, and then turned his attention to Shen Gongbao.

"No..."

Bailong's dragon energy gradually boiled, his eyes fixed on Shen Gongbao: "No way?!"

"If you don't... succeed... then... you will be benevolent! I want to prove that I am the best... candidate for the 12 Golden Immortals!"

Bailong stared at Shen Gongbao silently, after a long silence, he finally sighed helplessly.

"Next time, you just need to nod your head"

Fengshenbang world.

King Zhou looked at Shen Gongbao with curiosity on his face: "Master, tell me a few words for me to listen to."

Shen Gongbao: "..."

Taking a deep breath, he forcibly suppressed his anger.

"My lord!! I'll say it again! I'm really not stuttering!"

"Really? I don't believe it." King Zhou put a bunch of small grapes into his mouth: "Read a tongue twister to listen."

The corner of Shen Gongbao's mouth curled up slightly, and he knew that King Zhou wanted him to read the tongue twister. Fortunately, he had learned it on the magic phone in advance!

Opening his mouth very confidently, he came: "A lama came from the south, and he carried five catties of tamu in his hand, and a dumb man came from the north, with a trumpet in his waist, and the lama brought five catties of tamu. Change the horn in the waist of the mute in the north. The dumb with the horn is not willing to exchange the trumpet for Lama Titamu's Thamu. Lama Titamu got anxious and picked up five catties of Thamu to beat him. The dumb one with the horn turned on, and the dumb one with the horn got anxious, so he took off the horn at his waist, and played the lama Timu, who didn’t know that the lama’s tamu played the horn The dumb one tucked his eyes, and the dumb one with the trumpet on played the lama Titten, and the lama went home to stew the tummy, and the dumb went home to play the trumpet."

After reading in one breath, Shen Gongbao took a big breath, almost not being suffocated by himself.

And King Zhou looked at Shen Gongbao in astonishment, "I didn't expect the national teacher to have such a skill! I admire it!"

"The national teacher hasn't eaten yet"

Shen Gongbao immediately said: "I'm here for something important..."

"Hey! National teacher, now I am doing great business for the prosperity of the country and the people's safety. The people don't worry about food, clothing, and entertainment. What else is more important than eating?"

"Come here! Give Guoshi a bowl of my Dashang's special product, a bowl of spicy beef soup!"

"After drinking this bowl of Hu spicy soup, let's talk about other things." King Zhou laughed and said, "This is a famous delicacy of the great merchants after 4000 years."

Shen Gongbao: "..."

This is the only bad thing about the Internet. King Zhou, who has been influenced by the Internet, doesn't care about the so-called conferring gods at all.

There will be too many high-yield crops in the future, and the people will not worry about eating and drinking, and those monsters will not dare to come to the place where the Emperor is located.

Of course, there are exceptions for such strange beasts as the nine-tailed sky fox.

In the video.

Daoist Taiyi and Li Jing rode pigs flying through the clouds, the scene did not feel sacred at all, even the heavens did not make people feel awe...

because…

Because you know everything!
At this time, not far in front of the two, a portal standing on the clouds appeared in sight.

"This is the gate of the void. Master has already jumped out of the three realms. Only through this gate can he be found."

The two soon arrived at the gate of the void, knelt on their knees, and stood with their fists clasped
"Disciple Taiyi asks to see you!"

As soon as the words fell, a voice came from the door.

"What a Taiyi! You are guilty!"

Taiyi really trembled all over and fell to the ground: "Yes, yes, the disciple is indeed guilty, but if it wasn't for the evil spirits who robbed him halfway..."

"Bah!! Don't make excuses!"

The two were startled, and then saw a creature made of white clouds emerge from behind the portal!
"You count how many years you haven't been here! I'm going to be bored to death!"

Daoist Taiyi's expression was suddenly speechless: "I knew it was you"

Then he got up from the ground, pointed at the strange creature and said, "This is the longevity cloud who is in charge of the gate of the void, we call him Xiao Yunyun"

As soon as this remark came out, Xiao Yunyun was furious: "Fatty! You called Xiao Yunyun too?"

Then she looked at Li Jing and Xiao Yunyun's expression changed instantly: "Who is this?"

Master Taiyi's expression became gloomy, and he slapped Xiao Yunyun's face with a slap: "Shut up! Call me Master Taiyi!"

Then he helped introduce Li Jing.

"This is Chentangguan Li Jing Li Zongbing"

"Fortunately!"

Xiao Yunyun was very excited at the moment, and used her magic power to turn Yunduo into tables, chairs, benches and teacups.

"Brother won't be lonely if you come here~"

"Come, come, drink tea, drink tea, drink tea, is it easy for me to squat at this gate every day? I haven't chatted with anyone for decades. My brother is sick!"

Looking at the talkative little Yunyun in front of him, Li Jing felt helpless.

Immortals don’t have a decent person, right?

"We have an urgent matter to see Tianzun, please let me know!"

Xiao Yunyun was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "That's not okay, master, Lingbao Tianzun, and Daode Tianzun, two masters, escaped into the gate of the void together, saying that they were retreating to edit the list of gods or something."

Xiao Yunyun looked at Li Jing curiously: "Tell me about the matter with Tianzun."

Li Jing's expression was not so cheerful: "Someone was so frightened that he cursed the sky, I want to ask the heavenly god to save him."

Xiao Yunyun was startled suddenly: "Heaven Tribulation Curse?! Then it's useless for you to find Tianzun, this curse has no solution"

Li Jing's scalp went numb when he heard the words, and he knelt down on the ground weakly. If even Yuanshi Tianzun can't do anything, then Nezha will undoubtedly die.

Master Taiyi sighed: "One day in the sky, one year in the ground, we have delayed this time here, Chentang Pass has passed for a long time, we should go back early to see if we can do something for the children..."

In the video, the father's helplessness is fully shown, and countless viewers are surprised by this so-called Heavenly Tribulation Curse.

Journey to the World.

The devil boy Nezha touched his body: "Oh! I'm afraid I'm going to die, I'm going to burp soon"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Taishang Laojun like this, the meaning was very obvious!
old man!it depends on you!

Taishang Laojun: "..."

"This is easy, I will help you unravel this curse, you have to go to Yuqing Palace to be a fire boy for three years"

The devil boy Nezha suddenly grinned: "Then it's a deal."

"A word is settled"

Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."

Someone is trying to kill me! !I always like to throw a twittering devil boy to me, is it because I want to piss me off?
On the other side, the Taishang Laojun had already reached an agreement with the demon boy Nezha, to go to heaven and curse the Taishang Laojun with a light wave of the little spell in his hand, and it was wiped out.

After all, the gap between the three cleans of the two worlds is too great.

in the video at this time.

Chen Tang Guan Li Mansion.

In the picture, the Li Mansion is almost a mess, the walls are full of gaps, almost nothing is complete as far as the eye can see!
"Stopped in the mansion with nothing to do, overturning walls, smashing tiles and throwing bottles and jars, going back and forth thousands of times, my young master is also very tired"

So wet, so wet!

In the picture, I saw a child with a ball head lying on the wall.

"Zha'er, what are you doing sitting on the wall?" Yin Shiniang stepped across the ruins, calling softly.

And the devil boy Nezha didn't even turn his head: "I can't go out, and I have no one to play with me, so what else can I do besides looking at the scenery?"

A trace of guilt flashed in Yin Shiniang's eyes: "Then tell mother what scenery you have seen?"

"Mountains, trees, flowers, and grass, is it possible to see people running naked?"

Yin Shiniang: "..."

"You can joke." Yin Shiniang patted her chest: "Come on, how about playing with you, mother?"

"Come on, you're busy killing demons or slaying demons every day. It's a good fortune to see you today. How can you have time to coax children?"

As soon as these words came out, Yin Shiniang's guilt deepened: "Yes, it's mother's fault. In fact, mother also wants to accompany you more, but she is also incapable of taking on the responsibility of guarding the fortress!"

"It's rare to be free today, how about you come to play shuttlecock with you?"

The devil boy Nezha's eyes widened immediately, and he sat up straight away, then adjusted his expression with his back to Yin Shiniang, and turned his head back with a mournful look.

"Since you're so bored, I'll play with you"

Yin Shiniang directly took out the shuttlecock and kicked it to the devil boy Nezha, while the guard on the side took out a pair of armor.

"Ma'am, why don't you put on your armor?"

"Nonsense! You still need to wear armor to play with your son? Kicking a shuttlecock will kill you!?"

At this time, the devil boy Nezha has finished warming up: "Mom, continue!"

With one kick, the shuttlecock was as fast as a rocket. As soon as Yin Shiniang smiled, she connected with the shuttlecock and was kicked out together!
"Mother, are you alright?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Yin Shiniang crawled out from the wall: "Good kick!"

Then he waved his hand towards the guard next to him: "Put it on..."

"Then I should act more gently?" the devil boy Nezha said cautiously.

"No! You play with it open!" Yin Shiniang shouted boldly.

And the same thing is happening in Journey to the West...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Hand it lightly!!!" The devil boy Nezha collapsed all over his face.

Nezha of Westward Journey was full of excitement: "No! I'm open to play!"

"Mom!! I miss you!!"

　A new book has been opened.

　　The heavens: under the world.

　　Journey to Hell Judgment Starting from Pirates
　　
　
(End of this chapter)