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Chapter 461 Jingwei Bird

"Amitabha"

The smile on Avalokitesvara's face became brighter and brighter, Fenyin sounded around, and the Buddha's light lit up behind his head, everything became very sacred!

Except for the iron-eating beast that sticks the purple bamboo into its mouth, it is really curious why this bamboo is so hard!You must know that it is called an iron-eating beast, and even some divine iron can be easily chewed, but this bamboo is so strong that it cannot be bitten at all.

This is actually very easy to understand. The iron-eating beasts that have been sleeping since ancient times to the present have long since lost their previous strength. In addition, the strength of the very salty fish is completely dependent on natural growth. Such strength must be impossible to hurt. Purple bamboo is the spiritual root of heaven and earth.

Even if the purple bamboo in front of him is just a branch.

"Iron Eater, how about you and I are destined to go back to Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea with me?"

Is this what you came here for?

The iron-eating beast didn't make a sound, it just silently licked the purple bamboo with its tongue, it seemed that it didn't hear Guan Yin's words at all.

"I have a lot of purple bamboos like this in my dojo. You can eat as much as you want after you restore your cultivation base."

The iron-eating beast stopped slowly, and stared closely at Guanyin with its big eyes: "Are there so many cute little sisters in Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea?"

Avalokitesvara knew that it was referring to the circle of female iron eaters, that is, pandas.

"Of course, I still have Huanxi Buddha in Buddhism. You can do whatever you want."

Avalokitesvara said directly without hesitation, it would be very useful to bring back this iron-eating beast that controls the innate yin and yang qi!

There is no need to say anything more about how powerful the innate yin and yang are.

But the iron-eating beast yawned boredly, stretched its waist, and then walked towards the back with its butt facing Guanyin.

Don't really think it is stupid. As Chi You's mount, it has deterred countless powerful beasts. It is smarter than anyone imagined.

Coupled with the existence of the magic phone, what is Buddhism like? The Iron Eater is still a bit confused!
In Iron Eater's heart, this rising star is full of double standards and self-deception.

The Buddha said that all living beings are equal, but they are still superior!There is no room for anyone to be disrespectful to them.

The Buddha said to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately, but he didn't care about the lives of those wicked people who died.

It is not just a legend that good people have to suffer more than Buddha kneeling for 3000 years. It is much easier for a wicked person to be forgiven than a good person to ask for help!
The Buddha can make things difficult for the world, but the world must not be disrespectful to the Buddha!As long as you are a little disrespectful to Buddha, there is the so-called Angry King Kong!

Surfing Iron Eater has heard many funny sayings about Buddhism.

The wine and meat passed through the intestines, and the Buddha kept it in his heart. If the world learns from me, it is like entering the way of a demon.

For this kind of words, the iron-eating beast just wants to say haha!

I can break the precepts, I can eat meat and drink alcohol, because I have the concentration of a Buddha!I'm awesome, I'm strong, but you can't learn from me because you're not as awesome as me!
Where is the Zen in this kind of words?Is this an inappropriate double standard?
And the Huanxi Buddha that Avalokitesvara said just now is even more ridiculous. Aren't all the precepts of the monks all bullshit?
Can't lie?The group of four from Journey to the West has all arrived at Lingshan, and you still give me a bunch of fake books, and you also ask for gold and silver from the world as bribes. This is Buddha.

Compassionate and magnanimous, all beings are equal?Manjusri Bodhisattva turned into an ordinary monk to make things difficult for the king of the Wuji Kingdom, asked some Buddhist theories, and asked others to give up the great rivers and mountains to become a monk, and finally fell into the punishment of soaking in the river for three days. This is also magnanimous. After all, you let others give up the harem beauties Give up the prosperity of the world and go back to become a monk with you?
If this matter is placed on Yingzheng, Zhu Yuanzhang will be praised by you, but what?The king of the Wuji Kingdom was suppressed at the bottom of the well for three years because of his disrespect to the Bodhisattva, and his position as king was replaced by the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva.

This is the Buddha, who is full of benevolence, righteousness and morality but does nothing decent.

And the equality of all beings is even more nonsense. When encountering some talented monsters, they either catch them as mounts, or throw them back home to guard the home. This equality of all beings is also seen by the iron-eating beasts.

As Chi You's mount, it is now living a nourishing life. In the Tang Dynasty, there is not a single big monster, and some are mountain gods and water gods with deepened god status.

So say hehe.

Avalokitesvara was not annoyed, she just looked back quietly, folded her hands together, and raised her feet under the lotus flower, dragging her to the sky. The Buddha's light shone above Chang'an City, and the people in Chang'an City who were banned just now suddenly started to move again!
And this activity saw the holy Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in the sky!

"It's a fairy..."

"It's Guanyin Bodhisattva!!"

"Guanyin!!"

The people in Chang'an City hurriedly knelt down and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva excitedly.

"Amitabha" Guanyin Bodhisattva lightly recited the Buddha's name: "Chang'an City is so monstrous, come and check it out."

The people in Chang'an City were startled and their faces were full of panic. They knelt down and begged Guanyin Bodhisattva for help.

"Full of nonsense!" Cheng Yaojin shouted sharply: "Guanyin! How could there be demons here in Chang'an City?!"

"It's normal for General Cheng not to be able to see it with the naked eye." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva glanced at Cheng Yaojin lightly. To be honest, she was too lazy to talk to someone of Cheng Yaojin's level.

After all, even after a hundred years, Cheng Yaojin will at most be a small captain in the sky, maybe it will take another few hundred thousand years for Cheng Yaojin to let her take another look.

But the iron-eating beast's eyes were extremely gloomy. It still underestimated the shamelessness of Buddhism. Since it failed to recruit security and wanted to arrange itself with the theory of demons, then it brought itself back to Lingshan with the topic of subduing demons and eliminating demons!

At this moment, the iron-eating beast can be said to be very anxious, Guanyin Bodhisattva is so determined that no one in the entire Tang Dynasty can stop her!Even if Yuan Tiangang and Wei Zheng teamed up, they might not be the enemy of Guanshiyin's one move.

Not to mention those generals in the world, even some big monsters are afraid of them because of their tyrannical blood, but blood is useless to gods and Buddhas.

"Okay, then tell me where the monster is?" Cheng Yaojin was also in a very anxious mood at the moment, the appearance of Avalokitesvara must have wanted something, and he alone couldn't keep this thing.

Avalokitesvara tapped her finger, and a vast mana directly enveloped the iron-eating beast!

In an instant, the evil spirit soared to the sky!A huge phantom appeared in the sky above Chang'an City!It was an extremely ferocious iron-eating beast, and its eyes were bloodthirsty red.

"This monster is an ancient monster, and its strength is very powerful. Even this seat should be afraid of it."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked compassionate, and his compassionate eyes turned aside the people of Chang'an who were kneeling on the ground.

"My Buddha once said that people in Southern Buzhou are greedy for lust and enjoy misfortune. They kill more and fight more. It is the so-called murderous field of tongues, a sea of ​​right and wrong, among which the Tang Dynasty is the real peak! Chang'an City is the seat of the emperor, and at the feet of the emperor, there can appear Such a terrifying monster is really appalling.”

Cheng Yaojin frowned. In his opinion, this iron-eating beast poses no threat at all, so it's just a salted fish.

But what Avalokitesvara said made him very angry!It's not like he hasn't been to other continents. It's undoubtedly a dream to fool the well-informed Cheng Yaojin!
There is no law in the territory of Dongsheng Shenzhou, and spirits and monsters are everywhere. Beiju Luzhou is simply a paradise for demons and ghosts. There is no human race in it, and they are all monsters who drink blood.

And Xiniu Hezhou, where Lingshan is located, is full of funny monsters. As long as you don’t believe in Buddhism, you will be punished by Buddha. The closer you are to Lingshan, the worse your life will be.

The Lion Camel Kingdom was completely wiped out by the three Buddhist monsters!

But even if Cheng Yaojin was dissatisfied, he was still waiting for support, he didn't believe that his old buddies would not rush over!

"You put your mother's shit!!!" Cheng Chuliang yelled angrily, he didn't think as much as his father, he only knew that the Avalokitesvara in front of him was shitting.

Datang at this time can be said to be a superpower, and all nations come to court!In the entire Journey to the West, there is no country that does not know about Datang, and there is no country that does not give Datang face!

Tang Sanzang holds the certificate of customs clearance and can enjoy the best treatment in various countries and be received by the kings of various countries!Why is it natural to be afraid of the Khan's army overwhelming the land!

Such a powerful country and such a prosperous world!Cheng Chuliang, who was always proud of being a native of the Tang Dynasty, couldn't stand Guanyin's nonsense.

A trace of displeasure flashed deep in the eyes of Avalokitesvara in the sky. Do cats and dogs dare to say such things to themselves now?
Don't you dare say anything without looking at your father?

Cheng Yaojin ignored his own son, then grinned: "My son is right! Guanyin! You are just talking shit!"

As soon as this statement came out, everyone, including Guanshiyin Bodhisattva and the iron-eating beast, were stunned...

Some people in Chang'an City even showed expressions of fear. Duke Lu actually didn't respect Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva...

it's over...

While the iron-eating beast looked at Cheng Yaojin's figure, a big man with horns on his head suddenly flashed in his mind, ah... the human race really has no shortage of such reckless men in any era!

"I am General Chi You who sat down! I am not some monster!"

The smile on Cheng Yaojin's face became more and more wild. Although Chi You's reputation has never been very good, and he was even called a devil, but it cannot be denied that Chi You is one of the ancestors!

Then the iron-eating beast in front of him is completely bound to the human race.

"You have heard of Guanyin! Is it strange that there is Chi You's mount in my Chang'an City Zoo?" Cheng Yaojin frowned slightly: "Or do you mean that you want to be an enemy of Datang?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled lightly: "Cheng Yaojin, can you represent the Tang Dynasty? Can you still indiscriminately kill the demons for the Tang Dynasty?"

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, you don't need your help in the Tang Dynasty, do you?"

Da da!clatter! !
The sound of marching footsteps brought Cheng Yaojin a full sense of security, and he saw that the densely packed Datang army had completely surrounded the surrounding area.

Li Shimin, who was wearing golden armor at the front, approached slowly on a dragon horse, with a confident smile on his face, it seemed that he didn't pay attention to Avalokitesvara at all.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, why are you still so high up? Could it be that you look down on us humans?"

A trace of displeasure flashed in Li Shimin's eyes. Avalokitesvara flying in the sky still needs him to look up. As the supreme being in the human world, there is nothing in this world that makes him look up, even the sky.

And Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was also keenly aware of the confidence in Li Shimin's words, and couldn't help beating his heart.

Not long ago, Tathagata Buddha suffered an unknown loss in the Holy Land of Yaochi. The power of the human emperor playing the Fuxiqin almost injured Tathagata on the surface.

Maybe Fuxi just saved face for Tathagata and just hurt him.

But now Li Shimin's self-confidence directly reminded Guanyin Bodhisattva of the previous three emperors of Huoyun Cave. Could it be that those three big brothers can leave Huoyun Cave?
"Your Majesty misunderstood." Avalokitesvara descended from the sky and said a lot of respect. She was still aloof when she enlightened Tang Seng in Chang'an not long ago.

"Since it's a misunderstanding, please go back," Li Shimin said coldly.

"But Your Majesty..."

"Jingwei sees off guests!"

Li Shimin said directly, and just as he finished speaking, a blue bird flew from the sky with a small stone in its mouth.

The Jingwei bird appeared for a moment, and the iron-eating beast immediately opened its mouth wide and its eyes were full of disbelief. It doesn't know Guanshiyin, it doesn't know Li Shimin, but it knows this bird! !
Isn't this his meow, the daughter of Emperor Yan, Jingwei bird? !
I saw the Jingwei bird spit out the small stone in its mouth, and the small stone became tens of millions of times bigger in an instant!Pressing towards Avalokitesvara like the top of Mount Tai!
Li Shimin: "..."

Well, he's going to be fierce!But can you stop throwing stones in Chang'an City?Go eight to cool!
And Cheng Yaojin was also full of confusion, always feeling that this was an indiscriminate attack!

Guanyin Bodhisattva's expression also became gloomy. If it was just an ordinary stone, no matter how big it was, it wouldn't affect him, but the stone spit out by the Jingwei bird has a terrifying suppressive force!

Even Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva would not want to touch this kind of power too much. If she is really suppressed, she might not be able to get out in three to five hundred years!

After all, Jingwei Bird is an aspiring person who wants to fill the sea. How can ordinary stones fill up the wilds?
Guanyin Bodhisattva lightly chanted the Buddha's name and disappeared like bubbles without a trace, and the mountain peak in the sky that was larger than the entire Chang'an City was once again held in the mouth of Jingwei Bird!

With a clear cry, the Jingwei bird landed on Li Shimin's shoulder, his eyes were full of clarity, without the bloodthirsty and violentness in the legend.

But at this time, Jingwei Bird looked at the Iron Eater...

"We don't know how to thank you." The iron-eating beast slowly walked towards Li Shimin: "How about I step on your shoulders like Jingwei?"

Li Shimin: "..."

If you want to kill me, you can just say so, there is no need to torture me like this!

"My mortal body can't bear such a generous reward, why don't you step on Cheng Yaojin's shoulder like this?" Li Shimin instantly pointed to Cheng Yaojin who was watching the play.

"This General Cheng Yaojin is our number one famous general in the Tang Dynasty! From now on, you will follow him! Food and shelter are all included!"

As soon as this remark came out, Cheng Yaojin stared at Li Shimin with his eyes wide open in disbelief.

I regard you as your majesty, and you treat me as a wronged child?
(End of this chapter)