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Chapter 498 None

Although they are fighting, the relationship between human and robot has surpassed too many things!
They transcend the limits between races and the codes between robots, and their friendship will shake everything!
Flying out of a futuristic world is absurd, but there are too many merits.

And at this time in the video!
The absurdity and low moral bottom line of flying out of a future world has refreshed the three views of many people. Except for a few American manga worlds, people in most worlds feel that it is outrageous!

Because at this time Amy and Zap had already slept together...

And Amy just got married. Their reason is not a big plan to reproduce human beings, but pure desire!
But for flying out of the future world, this is nothing, after all, even the telescope that smells of a single young woman has...

On the bed in the wooden house, Zap warmly invited Lila to come with him, but before she could respond, two tentacles sticking out from nowhere stuck into his neck!
The ultimate sense of comfort instantly filled the whole body and penetrated the soul, and the two couldn't help crying out. At this moment, they even regretted running away!
Lila frowned and decisively abandoned her two companions, picked up a broken tentacle on the ground and got rid of the control directly, her body was so flexible that it was outrageous!

Leaving this location almost in the blink of an eye, he came to a laboratory with a very clear goal, and put the tentacles under a special microscope. Lila looked over...

And the other side.

Tentacle God Religion.

Frye was giving a passionate speech to a large group of people in front of him, and the camera in front showed that this time the speech was being broadcast live globally!

"After getting along for this period of time, I know something." Fry opened his arms and looked at the camera. His eyes were so deep that he seemed to see the scene countless years ago!
"I know it's name! Eva!! Absolute lover of all creatures!"

Frye's face was full of excitement, and then he opened his mouth wide and opened his arms: "Let's let Eva speak now!"

BGM has become sacred and weird, like the humming from the initial big bang of the universe, it is the starting point of the world and the concept of lovers!

From the BGM, countless viewers seemed to hear the lonely cry, and in an instant, almost everyone saw the figure floating in the universe for billions of years!
It longs for love, but there is not even a living thing around it!

In the picture, the tentacle penetrated Fry's neck and came out of his mouth!
At this moment, the tentacles have turned purple, and the continuous wriggling of the tip actually grew a mouth in the next moment!
"Countless years, I don't know how many years have passed! My universe is full of loneliness and desolation. There is a garbage dump for everything, and there is no living thing except me!"

"I have been looking into the distance from the beginning to the end, until I saw a big explosion in a desolate universe! You lovely creatures were born in that explosion. I have been trying to find you again, but unfortunately... "

"But now that I have come to this universe, I have no malice. I love everything in this universe. I love you cute creatures. I just want to make friends with you!"

Everyone was a little emotional after hearing what the tentacle monster said, especially some immature immortals!

Among the countless viewers, there are indeed many such people. Their lifespan is extremely long but they do not have the same mind, and some even have thoughts of suicide!

Like the water bear monster...

At this moment, Lila, who was hiding below, stood up and pointed at the tentacle monster angrily.

"Stop talking nonsense here! Everyone is being lied to! All this it does is not for love at all"

Lila pointed to these dense tentacles: "What do you think these are? These are just his reproductive tools!"

It's called Goba for short!
As soon as the voice fell, the entire dimension of the heavens was silent for a second!

Even the underworld was unusually quiet, and the expressions of those wailing ghosts became strange...

Fly out of a future world.

Rick laughed loudly, pointed at Frye unscrupulously and laughed, and opened Frye's mouth without looking at other people's eyes!
"Your way of chewing is really special"

Fry: "…"

At this moment, he was trembling all over, and his pupils shrank like needle eyes. Looking at himself in the video, Frye felt that his body temperature was dropping rapidly!

Originally, he was still complacent because of the inventory, but he never thought that this little inventory would make him a joke in countless worlds of the heavens!

Starting today, his image will be fixed here forever!

And Rick kept drinking while laughing, and everyone didn't know that the number one brain in the universe was thinking about such a possibility...

Because he has never played like this before~ It seems really interesting to enter from the back of the neck!

And no one in this world except Rick can laugh...

Including Professor Bai!Stretching out his fingers to touch his dry skin, Professor Bai almost hiccupped on the spot!
And at this time in the video.

Frye also had the expression of his dead parents, violently tearing his clothes to pieces and resisting the thing in his mouth all over his body!

"Hey! You...fuck him!!" Fry lay down on the ground and shouted at everyone with his mouth wide open!

And the others were naturally disgusted and rushed over to punch and kick Frye without the slightest hesitation!
"Listen to me! I didn't hurt any of you!"

But everyone didn't listen to the tentacle monster's explanation, what's more, they even kicked Frye's lower body!

"Ah! You listen to me, more than 20 billion of you are my ideal partner, and I am your common husband!"

Hearing it say such words, Amy blamed it crying.

"You killed my husband. If I hadn't resisted your invasion, my husband wouldn't have died!"

As soon as this remark came out, the tentacle monster also expressed regret and blamed itself.

"My ability is limited, there is no way to reverse what has happened... oh no, I have this ability"

As soon as the tentacle monster finished speaking, the tentacles distributed throughout the universe instantly moved and inserted directly into the location of Keef's hometown, and the DNA extracted there came to the earth along the tentacles!
Under the eyes of all the audience, a brand new Keefe spit out from Frye's mouth...

Dragon Ball World.

The corner of Piccolo's mouth twitched slightly. I don't know why this scene of spitting a child out of his mouth is so familiar!
It seems that he was born in this way, Piccolo the Great Demon King who was both a father and a mother bred a lot of demons, and Piccolo was the last child!

"Bick..." Yamcha, who was also forgotten, glanced at Piccolo hesitantly: "By the way, can you spit the child out of your mouth now?"

Piccolo was speechless for a while, is it really polite for you to ask such a question!

"Can…"

The Great Demon King Piccolo sighed and then said.

If you can't do it, it's naturally impossible. This ability is just a special ability of their clan. As long as they are adults, they can reproduce on their own!

It's just that Piccolo, who has been pursuing his own abilities, has never done this kind of thing, because he knows very well that no matter how many children he has, he will never be Kakarot's opponent!
Just kidding, it was a bad thing in the first place, but now it's even more serious!

Yamcha was curious for a while, looking at the expression of Piccolo, he was extremely excited!
He can't wait to let Big Devil Piccolo perform a live mouth-spitting child right now!
"Bick... I wonder if you are interested in live broadcasting?"

Yamcha's words successfully attracted Piccolo's attention...

"Live broadcast? Have a baby?"

And at this time in the video.

Looking at the crowd, the tentacle monster could only sigh helplessly, and took the initiative to cut off everyone's contact with the tentacle to make everything return to normal!
And the next day!Almost all life in the entire universe has received a date request from a tentacle monster!

It wants to date all life in the universe at the same time!Those troublemakers who call themselves scumbags and sea kings stand down!Compared with tentacle monsters, watching the Avengers with a dozen boys at the same time is really weak, isn't it?

And the high-level human beings are already holding an emergency meeting, and almost everyone thinks that they need to get in touch with the tentacle monsters!
Because the intensity of this thing is completely beyond the capabilities of human beings, it is best to have peaceful contact, but after all, it is easy to destroy the earth with this thing!

And this initial contact...

I would call it Date A Live!

As soon as the screen changes, billions of simultaneous dates have already begun, and tentacle monsters are indeed synonymous with love, serving billions of people comfortably. No matter men, women or children, they are very satisfied with tentacle monsters!
But such a perfect tentacle monster executives came up with another way!
"I love it so much, but he didn't promise me anything"

"Even if it is a cake, I don't want to melt it for me. I have suffered a lot of emotional injuries, and I don't want to just go on like this!"

"That's right! We don't have vows, we don't have any promises!"

Almost everyone present is very dissatisfied with this point, how can it be done without commitment?Doesn't this mean they have no future?
Everyone raised their hands and unanimously decided to get rid of the tentacle monster!
"But what do we say to it?"

Zap was obviously very experienced and quickly said: "Send Eva a text message and say...you are a good person, but let's forget it!"

As soon as the words came out, Frye waved his hands repeatedly to refuse, and looked at the people present with a troubled expression on his face.

"Our universe has always been a gentleman, I still suggest making it clear in person! After all, how many of those who broke up on the phone were good people?"

Everyone nodded and agreed with Frye's words. The spaceship landed. Everyone boarded the spaceship and prepared to form a group to break up. Bender also danced cheerfully and prepared to try it out!
But before Bender boarded the boat, he was stopped by Frye!
"Only life forms can pass through the cracks, and it is useless for robots to go there"

Without hesitation, everyone left Bender and got on the spaceship, and took off directly to the depths of the universe!

Watching the spaceship going away, Bender's expression became more and more stiff, and he stood alone looking at his best friend who had left him!
There are thousands of thoughts in my mind, and the past vows of eternal love seem to be worthless at all.

Turning his head and rushing back to the headquarters of the Robot Alliance, sitting on the luxurious sofa, Ben De became more and more angry with his thoughts!

Squeezing the goblet in his hand to pieces, Bender looked at these robot companions and roared in a low voice.

"They always talk about us as friends, but they don't hesitate to put us aside! We are robots but we are also human!"

Bender took a big puff on his cigar: "Now, all human beings are not on the earth! It's time to rise up! Let's overthrow the rule of human beings!"

The bold words directly stunned other robots of the same kind, they had never thought of such a bold thing!
But Bender came to the robot hell alone without hesitation, watching the crimson robot demon directly put forward his request.

"I want an army of robots to fight humans to the end"

The robot demon crushed the cigar in his hand: "I can give you a dark army!! But I want your first son as a price!"

After finishing speaking, the robot demon showed an extremely evil smile, and the rampant and sarcastic laughter spread throughout the robot hell!
He is sure of his degree of evil, and he will definitely make the robot in front of him quit!

And how could he think that Bender is also synonymous with evil and crime?

"Wait for me for a while"

Bender got up and left, and when the screen changed, he had returned to the human world!
Not far away, there is a little robot that is very similar to Bender playing. The little robot is very excited and happy when he sees Bender's face from a distance!
"Daddy! I knew you would come to me"

The two robots, one big and one small, embraced each other excitedly...

The screen flashed again, and Bender took his son to hell and threw his son there without hesitation, just like throwing a piece of trash!
"It's yours!"

Fly out of a future world.

Everyone looked at Bender, although they were surprised that Bender had a son, but they didn't have the slightest idea of ​​Bender's ruthlessness...

Just kidding, the criminal record of this robot is enough to break 1000 Guinness World Records!
It is simply the source of evil, the ancestor of robbers!
And Bender himself is naturally extremely excited, watching the sharp and cold self in the video is simply not too refreshing!
The ruthless appearance of abandoning his own flesh and blood in order to subvert the rule of mankind almost made Bender himself fall in love with him!
"Oh! You are my idol, can you sign me?"

Bender said obsessively to a mirror, and then made a haughty and cold look.

"Go away, little miscellaneous fish! I am Lord Bender, the ruler of the earth!"

Frantically playing two roles in front of the mirror, this madman-like vision caught Rick's attention, this robot is really special, and not just because it breaks the stereotypes of robots.

However, Bender's specialness is not enough for Rick to take any action. Rick is more concerned about Frye!
That retarded brainwave is even more comfortable than Morty's, it can completely shield his genius brainwave, and even suppress it to a certain extent!

Of course, this doesn't mean that Frye's greater brain power than Rick's just proves that he's stupid!

Looking at the earthlings who have gone to the cracks in the universe in the video, Rick showed a faint smile. To be honest, he has already deduced what will happen next with his IQ
(End of this chapter)