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Chapter 508 Ami Tofu
The Golden Lion's expression has completely collapsed, why is there such a thing as the Court of Heavens?

And as a pirate, although he no longer does the business of pirates, he is definitely not a good person who keeps his own way!
Although Zhan Guo and Jin Shi have been dazzled by anger now, their contributions to the world... Although they have not contributed much, they have also guarded justice for decades!
Is it really okay to be a pirate and take them to court now?

Seeing the berserk energy overflowing, the golden lion could only hold back the thought of complaining, and decisively paid 999 origin points, his base camp is in this world, everything finally stabilized, really because of these two forced to fight and destroy it , even she will feel distressed for a long time!
The original point was instantly deducted, and a big black eyeball appeared in the sky above Pirate World!
Distorted, chaotic, and invincible feelings instantly enveloped everyone's hearts!
Time was suspended, Golden Lion and Karp Sengoku disappeared into the Pirate World in an instant!

Black gold keyboard... um... in the court of heavens!
A figure that cannot be described in words sits firmly on the high hall. His body is larger than the universe, and it is wrapped in a thick black mist!

The sound of drums coming from the black mist really made the Court of Heavens look like an ancient yamen.
And Garp Warring States was placed in the defendant's seat, and Golden Lion was placed in the plaintiff's seat!
Distorted gods stood beside them, and each of these guys was a name left in the Cthulhu pantheon!

Now they are forcibly summoned by Azathoth, and the moment they enter the court of the heavens, they can no longer get out. The endless source has firmly imprisoned the entire court in nothingness, and the detached power of different attributes will The origin is solidified, even these evil gods of the Cthulhu pantheon are powerless to escape!

"You now have 3 minutes to recruit lawyers, and the trial will officially start in 3 minutes!"

Azathoth conveyed his meaning, and that distorted detached power instantly awakened Sengoku and Garp...

I saw Garp's pupils trembling slightly, exuding Buddha's light all over his body. With his current Buddhist practice, facing Azathoth is simply nothing to mention!
Even though the Dharma in his heart is still stable, he still trembles from the shock of Azathoth's voice!
The same is true for Garp, Azathoth is different from the gentleness of Seraphim, his existence represents the decisive peak of the Cthulhu pantheon, and just an unconscious gaze is enough to drive any life below the detachment into madness!
If it wasn't for the protection of the court of the heavens, the three pirates would have had their brains shattered and died on the spot!
"Get out your magic phone and ask for help"

Garp looked at Zhan Guo and said softly, just now the function of the court of the heavens has entered their minds, and they also know that they have been sued by the golden lion!
In fact, Pirate World originally had a court-like existence. The Judicial Island is such an institution. Pirates are responsible for arresting people and then sending them to the Judicial Island for trial!
It's just that there are no such things as lawyers among pirates, because as long as they are caught by the navy, they are all villains who have committed heinous crimes!

Even if the wrong person is caught, no one will know, after all, human life is very worthless in this kind of world!
Rather kill the wrong than let it go, has always been synonymous with the world government!
Turning on the magic phone really allowed them to find the lawyer's information on it!

His eyes quickly flicked across a large amount of lawyer information, and soon Zhan Guo locked his eyes on a thin man in a suit!

"This person has great wisdom in his eyes, so he must be a powerful lawyer"

Garp also quickly turned his attention to the past. He and Zhan Guo are both defendants, so they can only hire a lawyer as a defense. Karp also feels that his IQ is not as good as that of the Warring States, so the two have a very tacit understanding and choose to let the Warring States choose candidates. !

And the picture on the Warring States Magic mobile phone also made Garp nod slightly. It was a young man with a confident smile. Although he was short and thin, his confident smile would not lie!

"Professional lawyer Zhang Wei? It sounds very professional!" Karp nodded in satisfaction, and Zhan Guo also felt that his choice was completely right, so he directly set his sights on Zhang Wei's commission fee.

"0.33 origin point? How can it be so cheap?"

Zhan Guo had a private chat with Zhang Wei with doubts, and told the professional lawyer Zhang Wei about this incident, but the other party seemed to have been guarding in front of the magic phone and responded in seconds!
This attitude once again made Sengoku and Garp nod their heads, look!Look what a professional is!

[Professional lawyer Zhang Wei: Don't worry!Although the price I said is a bit expensive, my strength is definitely worth proving. As long as I play normally, I will be accused for at least 20 years! 】

"That's amazing!" Garp's eyes widened.

But Zhan Guo glanced at Karp helplessly: "Amitabha, is it possible that we are the defendants?"

The surprise on Garp's face became more intense: "Isn't that even more powerful? He can get his own people in for 20 years. Wouldn't it take 40 years to deal with the Golden Lion?"

The corner of Zhan Guo's mouth twitched slightly, Azathoth's breath completely broke the Buddha's heart in his heart, making Zhan Guo at this time look more like the past.

"Anyway, I think what you said makes sense."

Zhan Guo looked at the personal introductions of other lawyers, and it was nothing more than that the previous record was not worth mentioning. Only this young man named Zhang Wei did not fill in his record in the personal introduction as hypocritically as others!
Such a confident and humble young man will definitely live up to their expectations!
After placing the order decisively, the smiles on Zhang Wei's face in the iPartment world are increasing. After so long, have people from other worlds finally hired me?

Just one question...

How can I go to other worlds?

In the next second, Zhang Wei, wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas, appeared in the court of heavens!

The golden lion also chose his own lawyer, and looked at Zhang Wei coldly with his blond hair.

"Let me introduce myself, the gold medal lawyer Zhang San!"

And Zhang Wei also quickly adjusted his status and coughed twice: "This is Zhang Wei, a professional trainee lawyer!"

That incomparably confident smile made the golden lion frown. I have only seen such a confident smile on Roger!

This kid is not easy!

"Lawyer Zhang... are you sure?"

The golden lion gently tugged on Zhang San's clothes and asked softly.

Zhang San, the outlaw lunatic, also showed a very confident smile.

"Please rest assured, Mr. Shi Ji." Zhang San, an outlaw lunatic, couldn't help but raised his head and said, "What kind of crimes have I never committed? I have all been arrested. The world kindly calls me an outlaw lunatic!"

The golden lion's eyelids twitched slightly, coauthoring you as a lawyer is the experience of being tried?
"This kid has never broken any law at first sight, how can he compare with me, Zhang San?"

Zhang San, an extrajudicial lunatic, glanced at Zhang Wei with disdain. He has committed more crimes than Zhang Wei has eaten. Any case is like a blank sheet of paper in front of him, because he was once the protagonist of the case!

So he has the confidence to abuse this seemingly innocent Zhang Wei, and it turns out that the same is true, Zhang Wei already has 200 ways to send his client in his mind...

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Half an hour later, Zhan Guo and Karp looked at Zhang San and Zhang Wei in cold sweat!
I always feel that there are no lawyers here, and Golden Lion hired two lawyers to deal with them!
Why do the two of them keep blaming us for their debates!
What is the crime of destroying the flowers and plants and affecting the peace of the heavens because of fighting?

What is the crime of wasting water resources and slaughtering seafood?
What is the crime of religious cult?

How could Buddhism be a cult? !The judge sitting on it looks like a cult, right?

And ah! !

That Zhang San! !

Just because we are tall and mighty, we cannot say that we are taking drugs!
Why don't you swear you won't give up if taking drugs and breaking the law doesn't kill us?

If our height is also considered to be drug use, then those giants, Ultraman will be sentenced to death directly?

And what made Zhan Guo feel the most outrageous was that Azathoth felt that what Zhang San and Zhang Wei said was very reasonable, and the glances that he glanced over from time to time made Zhan Guo's mind a little unclear!
It's over, it's probably going to be cold!

The Warring States, constantly influenced by Azathoth and Yog-Sothoth, finally broke out!

The emotions in his heart were twisted, and he patted the table in front of him vigorously, looking at Azathoth with red eyes!

"My relationship with the Buddha is very good!"

"It's useless, and it's not Sakyamuni who transcended the realm"

"I am the winner of the video inventory reward! I am the man who is the master of the video!"

"Coincidentally, I am also the owner of the video, so do you want to guess which of us has a higher status?"

"I drank wine with Tathagata, I played cards with God, I smoked cigarettes with Jade Emperor, and I went whoring with Satan!"

"Tsk tsk tsk" Azathoth expressed his disdain, what's the use of playing with these little scumbags?

There is a kind of you drinking with the Tathagata Tathagata, the God of the Old Testament playing cards, and the Jade Emperor of Yuanyuan smoking!
"After a severe trial by this court, the sinner, Warring States Karp, committed a total of 88 crimes! Sentenced to 7000 million years in prison!"

Sengoku Garp: "..."

It is said that it will be stable for 20 years?

What is the difference between you and me being sentenced to death for 7000 million years?

Although my buddies are stronger now, they still won't live for 7000 million years!

Garp slapped the table fiercely, his eyes quickly swept over everyone present, just when Warring States thought that Garp was going to make a big fuss in the court, Garp actually held up his magic phone!
"If you let our two brothers go today, there will be rewards in the future! One person present counts as [-] origin points per person!"

Azathoth glanced at Yog-Sothoth next to him, his expression very hesitant.

"Are you sure there are [-] per person?"

Garp nodded: "That's right, it's [-] per person!"

"Okay! The verdict has been pronounced by this court! I hope you are not guilty!"

Warring States: "..."

Golden Lion: "..."

Zhang Wei's eyes widened in an instant. Looking at the faces of these people, he felt a dull pain in his conscience. Could it be that a just court can be deceived by money?

I do not believe! !

At this moment, Zhang Wei really wanted to slap the table and scold the judge, but the [-] origin points are really attractive!
He only earns 0.33 origin points for one job. Of course, most of them will not receive the money, and even part of it will be paid back.

But now you only need to close your mouth to get [-] points. What can you buy with [-] points?

In some worlds where the level is not very high, flat peaches are only a few hundred origin points, and ginseng fruits are also at the same price. With these [-] points, Zhang Wei can live for a long time, and can buy anything in his original world!

Even stepping into the extraordinary realm is no problem! :

But Zhang San, the extrajudicial lunatic, had already shut his mouth, and looked at the entire court with burning eyes. He had a hunch that this court would become his frequent place in the future!

It is also my future cash cow, cornucopia!

Zhang San skillfully took out his magic phone and opened the QR code, and quickly scanned the [-] sources. Zhang San sat down with a smile on his face and stopped talking.

And the Golden Lion had no choice but to passively accept the sum of money. Everyone present laughed happily, including the group of Cthulhu gods...

Although they are not very rare as detached, this is a mere [-] points, but after all, this is the first money they have earned with their own hands after becoming detached!
As Xiaomengxin in detachment, they are far from a money-making organization like the main gods, and they have always been sitting on mountains and empty origin points, which are basically insulated from them!

But now, they actually earned the first money in their lives with their own hands!

A sense of achievement!
The sense of accomplishment instantly filled their hearts!
This once again indirectly proves Fang Luo's terrible influence on emotions. As a detached Cthulhu god, he can feel the emotion of accomplishment, which is already very outrageous!
This already shows that they are empathizing with people!This also shows that watching the video will really provide Fang Luo with the source of emotion!
Everyone is happy, except for the Warring States Period...

Because Garp asked him to reimburse him just now, otherwise he would just spend money and sue Zhan Guo in court!
Unlike Karp who is so rich, running a huge Daleiyin Temple has cost the Warring States too much source point, and the continuous research on various advanced Buddhism and Buddhism is constantly overdrawing his wallet!

In a nutshell...

You still want to be a monk without money?piss off!My Buddha does not cross people without origin!

Don't say that you want to be a Buddha, even if you go to the temple to worship a stick of incense and don't have 300 yuan, don't think about it!

Who is the Buddha protecting so many people in the world?Of course, whose incense is most expensive, whoever donates the most incense will be seen by the Buddha!

Of course, the money is not in the monk's pocket, but the money needs to be used to build a golden body for the Buddha!
Of course, a Buddha statue made of gold needs a lot of incense money!

This has to say that those benefactors who open gold shops and sell gold mines are not enough Huigen!No wonder the Buddha didn't protect them, and didn't extradite them to enjoy happiness in the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss!
Instead, throw this group of people into the room, and the billowing red dust will be contaminated with a lot of copper stench, and they will not be able to enter the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss!

Alas..., after estimating how many original points I still have, the heart of the invincible Buddha in the Warring States Period couldn't help but throb a pain!
Ami tofu!The poor monk will also open the Daleiyin Temple!

(End of this chapter)