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Chapter 532 Chapter Sixth White Chapter 34 Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir

This is the first time that Yutu has felt the harm brought by the magic phone. When everyone turns on Minzhi, ordinary people are not so easy to fool.

If he had shown miracles before and came here, he would have knelt down, right?

But now everyone's eyes are taken for granted, and even most people here have all kinds of extraordinary powers!

Technology has also been popularized. Although the so-called gods and Buddhas in the sky will still be in awe, they will not kneel down and fear when they see a person with extraordinary abilities.

And to expand this kind of thing, the whole Zhutian is like this!
This may be the reason why most urban world officials have been clamoring for the rebellion of post-90s and post-00s!
When education is popularized and big data comes into view, everyone has their own thoughts and ideas. How can it be so easy to be fooled?

It's just like the yamen catcher, if it was in the past, it must be extremely powerful. What they say is that they don't pay for food, and it's common to collect goods from hawkers on the side of the road.

But now that the data has been spread out, people in the cloak of the yamen will naturally not be so bold!

In the past, if a Yamen policeman was extremely powerful in front of other people's children, there would definitely be a bunch of foolish people who would think that education was right.

They don't think about how much psychological shadow this will have on a child who has not made a mistake. Will the child find the police in the future?

But now this matter has been put on the All Heavens Network, countless sentient beings have different ideas, and the development of education has greatly expanded their wisdom and ideas!
They will only feel that this arrester is so powerful!And the fact is the same, this policeman may not have the courage to reprimand in front of those vicious murderers!
And in front of an unarmed teenage child, this catcher is a dog in a government coat.

The dynasties with ancient background naturally understand this truth very well, but they still choose to popularize education, because they will be beaten if they fall behind.

At this time, the Jade Rabbit was sitting on the side of the road with its two big ears drooping. Such obvious elf traits did not cause any emotional changes in these mortals...

And in this human city, from time to time, some goblins can be seen walking in it with their characteristics...

"The world has really changed..."

Yutu didn't even bother to transform into a human form, anyway, it would take a while for Tang Seng and others to come here.

But soon Yutu's face changed!Because she saw Tang Seng and his disciples rushing into the city in a sports car!
"Is it the latest sports car from the public loser? Canglong X?" Yutu grasped her face in dismay: "How can a few beggar monks be so rich?!"

You must know that Gongloojia and Mojia are now the largest technology companies in the entire Journey to the West world, and they belong to behemoths under the names of Zhen Yuanzi and Emperor Ziwei!
Five sports cars stopped next to Yutu, and Zhu Bajie, who was wearing sunglasses, arched his nose.

"It's really you, Jade Rabbit"

"Ha... ha... ha... Marshal Canopy, long time no see." Yutu said with an embarrassing expression, "Marshal..."

"I know, I know, I know everything." Zhu Bajie rubbed his big nose, "Just find an opportunity to snatch my master away later!"

"This idiot is right, we brothers will pretend we didn't see it"

Sun Wukong pulled out a monkey hair and turned into a cigar in his mouth. His previous majestic, domineering and brave temperament turned out to be somewhat like a nouveau riche at this moment.

Such Sun Wukong directly made Yutu's mentality explode!
"You guys are lying like this!! I want to sue the Jade Emperor!" Yutu jumped up and clenched her fists tightly!

How can they do this? !
How could they say such a thing so blatantly?
And the most exaggerated thing is that Tang Seng is still nodding on the side?What if the monks agreed not to lie? !

"Oh...Master...Master won't care." Monk Sha smiled naively: "Everyone did this along the way. After all, learning from the Western Paradise has become a thing of the past now."

"Junior Brother Sha is right!" Sun Wukong nodded lightly: "The so-called Tripitaka can save the common people in the world is just a joke, and the master is not a fool, there is no need to be so serious."

"In today's world, there is no need for the Purdue of the Tripitaka"

Zhu Bajie opened the door of his sports car: "Everyone is living a good life. The country, the people, the people, and the various ethnic groups live in harmony to build a better tomorrow. What else do you need for Purdue? You should get in the car first, let's go to the palace to have a look." "

"Amitabha…"

Tang Seng squinted his eyes and chanted the Buddha's name softly, but his hands never left the steering wheel.

This sports car is much more comfortable than the white dragon horse, and it is also handsome, and it also has its own air conditioner, and it has real leather seats.

Yutu was speechless and could only sit in Zhu Bajie's sports car.

And the smiles on Zhu Bajie's face became more and more, and the smiles of Yutu who glanced at the very figure were getting more and more wretched.

Xiangche beauty, my old pig has reached the pinnacle of life, right?

The engine rushed out with a hum, and this Canglong X sports car and urban cars are completely two concepts. This car is depicted with various high-end talismans and can even blur through the bodies of the crowd!
So they don't have to worry about hurting anyone when they go on the rampage, and those common people just showed envious eyes and didn't care.

Although this car is very expensive, many monks in temples in their country can afford it!

And Chang'e in Guanghan Palace couldn't help sighing when she saw what happened to the jade rabbit.

The development is too fast, so I am afraid that it will not be a blessing for Yutu to go down, right?
And just when Chang'e was about to pull the jade rabbit back, the video screen that had been silent for a long time suddenly lit up in front of her eyes!
The pitch-black screen reveals a kind of cold moonlight, and the two form a weird illusion!

It was as if she was lying on the grassland at night, looking up at the dark sky and not seeing a single star, but the bright full moon exuded endless moonlight!
Beauty, the beauty of coolness.

A full moon appeared on the screen!In an instant, countless laughter and laughter seemed to break into the ears of all the audience!

It is sentient beings!It is endless sentient beings!This feeling stunned many gods and Buddhas in Journey to the West.

Isn't this what the hell is the belief passed on by mortals during the festival?
"Yuehua, full moon, festival"

Xitian, Daleiyin Temple, inside the Daxiong Palace.

Tathagata Buddha chuckled lightly: "Today should be the Mid-Autumn Festival in the mortal world, right?"

"Returning to the World Honored One, it is the Mid-Autumn Festival in the mortal world," Venerable Kasyapa replied with a smile on his face.

And the Tathagata Buddha nodded again: "On the Mid-Autumn Festival, worship the moon god, Lunar Star Lord, who is also the lord of the Guanghan Palace, Chang'e. It seems that this time the inventory will be Chang'e from a certain world."

"Who does the World Honored One think?"

Avalokitesvara asked softly.

Tathagata Buddha smiled while holding flowers: "On the countless gods and Buddhas in the heavens and myriad worlds, I am the only one who is powerful and perfect in the world of Journey to the West, and Chang'e in the moon palace is the most beautiful."

"What the Buddha said is very true"

"good!"

"Then shall we send congratulatory gifts to Taiyin Xingjun?"

But the Tathagata Buddha refused: "My Buddha does everything according to fate, and we will decide what to give after the inventory starts."

Bodhisattva:"…"

Is this afraid of being slapped in the face?After all, Nezha was not from Journey to the West after taking stock twice.

In the video at this time, there seems to be a figure dancing in the white moon. Her dancing has fascinated all beings in the heavens and the world. Expressed perfectly!
Her dance is like a bright moon, her dance is cold and fiery, absolutely beautiful!

The camera quickly zoomed forward, under the laurel tree, a fairy in white stood quietly under the tree.

Her eyes were full of infinite sorrow, looking at the mortal world in the distance, she seemed to be missing someone.

Two characters composed of Yuehua slowly emerged beside the woman.

【Chang'e】

For a moment, the chests of people from an unknown number of worlds were congested!
They are too familiar with the word Chang'e. The legend of Chang'e is common in many worlds!
Journey to the Tang Dynasty.

A woman with plain hair and plain clothes was sitting in a restaurant drinking glass after glass of wine, her demeanor was very bold and open, her eyes were full of rebellion.

Putting down the wine glass and looking at the character woman Li Shangyin in the video in front of her, she couldn't help feeling emotional.

"It's really beautiful." Li Shangyin's mind was so inspired that she wanted to compose a poem to praise the beauty in front of her right now!

But before Li Shangyin could say anything, a man with a sword sitting not far from her said it in advance!
"The shadow of the candle on the mica screen is deep, the long river gradually falls and the dawn stars sink.

Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir, and Bihai Qingtian is heartbroken every night. "

"It's so wet, it's so wet! As expected of Li Shangyin's Chang'e, it perfectly embodies the mystery and beauty of Chang'e's true self. The just right emptiness and coldness is really wonderful."

Li Shangyin: "..."

Tsk!Really annoying!Why do the poems I wrote spread to the future!
Obviously I haven't written this poem yet!No no no!I want to rewrite a song Chang'e!
But because of this episode, the inspiration in Li Shangyin's mind was all messed up!
It is actually very difficult to write a poem that surpasses oneself. The inspiration at this moment disappears, and perhaps there will be no such strong inspiration in the next few years!

Li Shangyin slammed the wine glass on the table directly and fiercely, and walked towards the man who read his secretary with a murderous look on his face!

"Haven't you ever died?!"

Li Bai looked drunkenly at Li Shangyin who was looking for trouble, and tilted his head in doubt.

"Who is your Excellency?"

"My old lady is Li Shangyin!" Li Shangyin stared at Li Bai aggressively.

Li Bai laughed out loud when he heard the words: "So you are Li Shangyin! I have admired you for a long time. I just received a message from you criticizing me a while ago, and we met today before I got it."

Li Shangyin frowned slightly: "Criticize you? Which onion are you?"

Although there are quite a few people who I criticize, those who have no ability are really not worthy of being criticized by myself, so at this moment Li Shangyin is guessing who the man in front of him is?
Li Bai took out another wine glass and poured Li Shangyin a glass of wine, and finally said with a nonchalant expression.

"I'm just a nobody, my surname is Li, my name is Bai, and my character is Taibai"

Li Shangyin looked at the drunken man in front of him with disbelief. Although he was indeed handsome and very temperamental, there was indeed a certain gap between this and the Li Bai she imagined.

In her imagination, Li Bai should be a weak scholar who likes to think about things when he has nothing to do, but the man in front of her has a sharp breath and seems to be an alcoholic.

"Are you really Li Bai?"

"Could it be that someone is pretending to be me?" Li Bai was speechless.

But Li Shangyin nodded seriously: "During this time, I have met no less than 30 people who call themselves Li Bai."

Li Bai was even more speechless...

But Fang Luo, who was watching the screen outside, was even more speechless than Li Bai!
According to the history of the city, Li Bai and Li Shangyin are great poets in the heyday of the Tang Dynasty, and the other is a great poet in the late Tang Dynasty. They are two people of two eras!
In the mythical world of Journey to the West, the average life expectancy of ordinary people is ridiculously high, and the Tang Dynasty will not exist in just a few hundred years like in the original history.

Coupled with the emergence of video inventory and the popularity of the extraordinary system, Li Shimin is still in his prime, and Li Bai and Li Shangyin were able to meet.

too frightening!And if there is no accident, the dynasties after the Tang Dynasty should not appear again. After all, this kind of mythical world view cannot be completely substituted into the real history.

After all, you can't tell why you came to the Aolai country next to the Tang Dynasty.

The little bug couldn't be found in the four seas, and it was impossible for Xu Fu to create his own kingdom there!
joke!Qin Shihuang in the fairy tale worldview of mythology would allow this kind of thing to happen?
And at this time in the video.

Guanghan fairy Chang'e lowered her eyes slightly, and the time of the video seemed to be rewinding rapidly!

In just a short moment, it went back tens of thousands of years!The heroes of countless dynasties flash briefly in the video, until that ancient barbaric period!

The earth is dry and the river is dry!Even the four seas are in a state of rapid evaporation!
The lunar star is dimmed and the whole world is covered by ten suns!

The scorching sun burns the world!The ten suns and three-legged golden crows playing in the sky will set off endless flames and burn the world!
Nothing can grow without water on the earth, and the creatures living in the world are dying under the scorching sun all the time!
And in a certain tribe, a strong man stared at the ten rounds of scorching sun in the sky!
Even though blood flowed from his eyes, he still didn't leave his eyes. Dayi's eyes were filled with endless anger and fury!

The people of the human race are in dire straits, and if they want to survive, these suns must disappear!
And beside this big Yi, a gentle and watery woman stood there. Her appearance stunned countless audiences.

"This is Chang'e?" Ge Xiaolun was stunned in the world of the Super Seminary and said, "Then this man is Hou Yi? Is he going to shoot the sun?"

"Is it uneducated? Is it uneducated?" Leina said with a face of dissatisfaction: "According to the myth of your earth, it is Dayi who shot the nine suns! Obviously it was Dayi who shot the sun!"

"But the imagination of you people is... that a guy like him can shoot down the sun? Let alone the terrible three-legged golden crow of the sun in the mythical world, even the stars in the normal universe cannot be shot by bows and arrows come down"

Everyone glanced at Lena.

"Wait quietly for you to be slapped in the face." Xin Zhao looked at Chang'e in the video obsessively: "If I can stab Chang'e with a gun and let me be a cockroach in my next life, I will be willing."

"You trash! Why do you think about these daydreaming things every day?" Big D's face was full of contempt.

(End of this chapter)