Plane of Rebirth Shop
Chapter 182 Meow~
Chapter 182 Meow~
This is still a cat who likes to watch TV!
"The TV shows are all lies, they are played by people," Shuang Jiang said.
"Of course Kaka knows, Kaka is not a fool~" Kaka rolled his eyes and said, as a cat living in the 21st century internet-developed world, how can he not know about the profession of an actor?
By the way, he is still a star chasing meow, the same idol as his shit-shoveling fan, but unfortunately his shit-shoveling fan can't understand meow language, uh, it's not "How can you understand Kaka?"
This is still a big heart~
Shuang Jiang raised his finger and pointed to the floating signboard outside the door: "You should also be able to understand the words on it, plane store, as the owner of the store, I naturally understand various languages."
Kaka nodded half-understanding: "What do you need, what do I want?"
"Almost." Shuang Jiang said, "As long as you pay the price."
"What price?" Kaka heard the words and remembered a certain TV series he had watched, soul? or a certain part of the body?Thinking of this, the chubby man suddenly shuddered: "Kaka will be with the shit shoveler for a long time, so I don't want to sell my soul, and I don't want to be a disabled cat!"
Shuang Jiang: "...Hold up, why do I want your soul? And your meow arms and legs, do you want to have braised?"
"Meow~" Before Shuang Jiang finished speaking, Ka Ka's hair exploded, it was even more frightening!
"Hey, what are you afraid of? I said that I won't accept your soul, arms and legs. I am a place where I do business seriously, and I don't do illegal and criminal things." Shuang Jiang said speechlessly, "I need to use merit to trade here, or Plane coins, for plane coins, you need to exchange them with valuable items from your own plane.”
"Meow~ You should have said it earlier, meow is scared to death." Kaka patted his chest with his paws in a humane way, and meowed.
"Master, do you need me to receive you?"
At this time, Wei Bingbing freed his hand and came over to ask.
"No, go get busy." Shuang Jiang waved his hand, this is the first non-human customer to come to her store, and he is also a very interesting cat, so she has to receive it personally, right?
When Wei Bingbing approached, Kaka's hair, which had just slid down, tended to blow up again. As soon as Wei Bingbing left, Kaka ran to the door with a frightened expression: "Oh my god!" Ghost~ No, it’s a zombie, the human inside doesn’t breathe or have a heartbeat.”
Shuang Jiang's face was black when he heard the words: "... Bing Bing is an intelligent robot."
Kaka: "..."
"Meow~amount..." Fat Miao might also feel that his performance just now was a bit embarrassing, and then he pretended to be nonchalant and walked to Shuang Jiang's feet, and said, "What you just said can be exchanged, right? There are no medicines that can treat human eye diseases?"
"Of course." Shuang Jiang said: "If it is caused by a disease and the eyeball is not completely necrotic, a gene repair agent can solve it. If the eyeball is completely necrotic and removed, a mechanical prosthetic eye needs to be installed.
The former requires [-] face coins or merit points, while the latter is a little more expensive, about [-] face coins. "
"Meow~ Kaka's master is born blind, which one do you need? And, how do you know if Kaka has merit?"
"It depends on the condition of your master's eyeballs." Shuang Jiang said, "As for the merits and virtues, let me see for you."
After Shuang Jiang finished speaking, Fat Meow's merit value was digitized.
"2526"
Shuang Jiang hasn't digitized the merit value of small animals yet. To be honest, the merit value of Xiaopangmiao is quite surprising to her, it is a bit more than the merit value of many ordinary people.
But despite this, there is still a long way to go before exchanging for gene repair potions.
Although Shuang Jiang was also quite moved by Fat Miao Kaka's willingness to give her merits to cure her master's eye disease, but a transaction is a transaction, and it is impossible for her not to collect merit points because of this.
"Not enough?"
Fat Miao may not be good at arithmetic, but he can read people's micro expressions, and he will know the result just by looking at Shuang Jiang's expression.
Shuang Jiang nodded: "It's still a little bit worse. If it's an artificial eye, it's even worse."
Fat Miao heard the words and paced back and forth with a fat face wrinkled, and suddenly, he said to Shuang Jiang: "Meow, wait a minute, I'll call one by one, she is an excellent guide dog, she has helped many people, she must have A lot of merit!"
Shuang Jiang: "..." Shouldn't you call your master directly for this kind of thing?
But before Shuang Jiang could speak, Fat Miao had already run away.
After a while, Fat Miao came back, followed by a golden retriever, probably the guide dog he was talking about.
"Meow, show me one by one, whether our merits are enough or not."
"Little cat, didn't I tell you just now, it depends on your master's situation." Shuangjiang said: "It's best to bring your master here directly. In the end, whether it is using medicine or wearing a prosthetic eye, you need Your master's cooperation."
"Meow~ I know, I just want to see if our merits are enough, otherwise the master will be very disappointed."
Shuang Jiang: "..."
Although she was very moved by Fat Miao's delicate thoughts, she still said: "Your master will also have merit, even if his own is not enough, isn't there another way?"
"Meow~ My master has no money." Fat Miao said, "All the money he earns is used to help stray cats and dogs."
Shuang Jiang: "...So your master is also a kind and caring person, so he will have many merits."
"But. We still want to do something for the master." Fat Miao Kaka rubbed his head beside Yiyi who came in without saying a word, and said, "Isn't that right, Yiyi?"
"Wang~"
It may be because of the professional training, Yi Yi said very little, and when he heard Ka Ka, he just barked in response.
"One by one? Kaka? I'm home, I'm going to close the shop"
At this time, Shuang Jiang heard the call from outside the door, turned his head and said to Miaogou: "Your master is calling you to go home."
Yiyi and Kaka were a little confused when they heard the words, they didn't hear anything, their master is next door to the blind massage parlor, is it two steps away from here?
Not to mention only two steps away, even if it was further away, they could still hear their master's movements in the shop.
Seeing this, Shuang Jiang manually switched the plane outside the door to the plane world where a cat and a dog lived, and the voice of their master suddenly came into the shop.
"Yiyi~kaka~" The voice was a little anxious, usually one by one and Kaka are the most obedient, especially Yiyi, who is almost inseparable from him, even if he leaves for a short while, as long as he yells, one He will respond immediately, but now he has shouted several times, but he has not received any response.
"Wow~" Hearing the shout one by one, he roared twice in response like a conditioned reflex, and at the same time ran out of the store, followed by Kaka.
Shuang Jiang looked at the two, and followed out of the store. It was only then that she realized that in this plane, the location of her store was in a rather remote alley, an unremarkable small store next to Looking at her shop, on the right is Fat Cat's blind massage shop, and on the left is also a massage shop, but with a red light.
Shuang Jiang: "..."
(﹡o﹡)
(End of this chapter)
This is still a cat who likes to watch TV!
"The TV shows are all lies, they are played by people," Shuang Jiang said.
"Of course Kaka knows, Kaka is not a fool~" Kaka rolled his eyes and said, as a cat living in the 21st century internet-developed world, how can he not know about the profession of an actor?
By the way, he is still a star chasing meow, the same idol as his shit-shoveling fan, but unfortunately his shit-shoveling fan can't understand meow language, uh, it's not "How can you understand Kaka?"
This is still a big heart~
Shuang Jiang raised his finger and pointed to the floating signboard outside the door: "You should also be able to understand the words on it, plane store, as the owner of the store, I naturally understand various languages."
Kaka nodded half-understanding: "What do you need, what do I want?"
"Almost." Shuang Jiang said, "As long as you pay the price."
"What price?" Kaka heard the words and remembered a certain TV series he had watched, soul? or a certain part of the body?Thinking of this, the chubby man suddenly shuddered: "Kaka will be with the shit shoveler for a long time, so I don't want to sell my soul, and I don't want to be a disabled cat!"
Shuang Jiang: "...Hold up, why do I want your soul? And your meow arms and legs, do you want to have braised?"
"Meow~" Before Shuang Jiang finished speaking, Ka Ka's hair exploded, it was even more frightening!
"Hey, what are you afraid of? I said that I won't accept your soul, arms and legs. I am a place where I do business seriously, and I don't do illegal and criminal things." Shuang Jiang said speechlessly, "I need to use merit to trade here, or Plane coins, for plane coins, you need to exchange them with valuable items from your own plane.”
"Meow~ You should have said it earlier, meow is scared to death." Kaka patted his chest with his paws in a humane way, and meowed.
"Master, do you need me to receive you?"
At this time, Wei Bingbing freed his hand and came over to ask.
"No, go get busy." Shuang Jiang waved his hand, this is the first non-human customer to come to her store, and he is also a very interesting cat, so she has to receive it personally, right?
When Wei Bingbing approached, Kaka's hair, which had just slid down, tended to blow up again. As soon as Wei Bingbing left, Kaka ran to the door with a frightened expression: "Oh my god!" Ghost~ No, it’s a zombie, the human inside doesn’t breathe or have a heartbeat.”
Shuang Jiang's face was black when he heard the words: "... Bing Bing is an intelligent robot."
Kaka: "..."
"Meow~amount..." Fat Miao might also feel that his performance just now was a bit embarrassing, and then he pretended to be nonchalant and walked to Shuang Jiang's feet, and said, "What you just said can be exchanged, right? There are no medicines that can treat human eye diseases?"
"Of course." Shuang Jiang said: "If it is caused by a disease and the eyeball is not completely necrotic, a gene repair agent can solve it. If the eyeball is completely necrotic and removed, a mechanical prosthetic eye needs to be installed.
The former requires [-] face coins or merit points, while the latter is a little more expensive, about [-] face coins. "
"Meow~ Kaka's master is born blind, which one do you need? And, how do you know if Kaka has merit?"
"It depends on the condition of your master's eyeballs." Shuang Jiang said, "As for the merits and virtues, let me see for you."
After Shuang Jiang finished speaking, Fat Meow's merit value was digitized.
"2526"
Shuang Jiang hasn't digitized the merit value of small animals yet. To be honest, the merit value of Xiaopangmiao is quite surprising to her, it is a bit more than the merit value of many ordinary people.
But despite this, there is still a long way to go before exchanging for gene repair potions.
Although Shuang Jiang was also quite moved by Fat Miao Kaka's willingness to give her merits to cure her master's eye disease, but a transaction is a transaction, and it is impossible for her not to collect merit points because of this.
"Not enough?"
Fat Miao may not be good at arithmetic, but he can read people's micro expressions, and he will know the result just by looking at Shuang Jiang's expression.
Shuang Jiang nodded: "It's still a little bit worse. If it's an artificial eye, it's even worse."
Fat Miao heard the words and paced back and forth with a fat face wrinkled, and suddenly, he said to Shuang Jiang: "Meow, wait a minute, I'll call one by one, she is an excellent guide dog, she has helped many people, she must have A lot of merit!"
Shuang Jiang: "..." Shouldn't you call your master directly for this kind of thing?
But before Shuang Jiang could speak, Fat Miao had already run away.
After a while, Fat Miao came back, followed by a golden retriever, probably the guide dog he was talking about.
"Meow, show me one by one, whether our merits are enough or not."
"Little cat, didn't I tell you just now, it depends on your master's situation." Shuangjiang said: "It's best to bring your master here directly. In the end, whether it is using medicine or wearing a prosthetic eye, you need Your master's cooperation."
"Meow~ I know, I just want to see if our merits are enough, otherwise the master will be very disappointed."
Shuang Jiang: "..."
Although she was very moved by Fat Miao's delicate thoughts, she still said: "Your master will also have merit, even if his own is not enough, isn't there another way?"
"Meow~ My master has no money." Fat Miao said, "All the money he earns is used to help stray cats and dogs."
Shuang Jiang: "...So your master is also a kind and caring person, so he will have many merits."
"But. We still want to do something for the master." Fat Miao Kaka rubbed his head beside Yiyi who came in without saying a word, and said, "Isn't that right, Yiyi?"
"Wang~"
It may be because of the professional training, Yi Yi said very little, and when he heard Ka Ka, he just barked in response.
"One by one? Kaka? I'm home, I'm going to close the shop"
At this time, Shuang Jiang heard the call from outside the door, turned his head and said to Miaogou: "Your master is calling you to go home."
Yiyi and Kaka were a little confused when they heard the words, they didn't hear anything, their master is next door to the blind massage parlor, is it two steps away from here?
Not to mention only two steps away, even if it was further away, they could still hear their master's movements in the shop.
Seeing this, Shuang Jiang manually switched the plane outside the door to the plane world where a cat and a dog lived, and the voice of their master suddenly came into the shop.
"Yiyi~kaka~" The voice was a little anxious, usually one by one and Kaka are the most obedient, especially Yiyi, who is almost inseparable from him, even if he leaves for a short while, as long as he yells, one He will respond immediately, but now he has shouted several times, but he has not received any response.
"Wow~" Hearing the shout one by one, he roared twice in response like a conditioned reflex, and at the same time ran out of the store, followed by Kaka.
Shuang Jiang looked at the two, and followed out of the store. It was only then that she realized that in this plane, the location of her store was in a rather remote alley, an unremarkable small store next to Looking at her shop, on the right is Fat Cat's blind massage shop, and on the left is also a massage shop, but with a red light.
Shuang Jiang: "..."
(﹡o﹡)
(End of this chapter)
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