I became Lord Yan, but I do the work of the heavens

Chapter 169 Brother Monkey!Brother Monkey! [Two-in-one Chapter]

"I think this is my war, because this is already my home. They say I jumped out of a rock, monster monkey, uncontrollable thing, heh, just laugh it off."

"But they themselves came from some other place, riding a spaceship called 'Yunxiao Tianting', and fought against me in the dark."

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"Dinglingling..." The phone made the sound of an incoming call, and it kept vibrating on the table.

A hand covered with blond hair fumbled around the table and grabbed the phone.

"Hello? Old Du, what's the matter?"

"All right, all right, pass me the mission briefing, I'm falling asleep right now."

"Aren't you all engaged in high technology now..."

A voice suddenly came from the other end of the phone, "Wukong, among other things, Blue Star needs you, and we can't see through that person at all, and high technology is useless."

Sun Wukong was wearing pajamas, grabbed his phone and sat up from the bed, "Blue Star needs me... how many times... Blue Star needs me..."

Sun Wukong grabbed his phone and got up from the bed, took the unfinished beer by the bedside, and walked away while drinking.

"Wukong, tell me, how have I been in the past 1000 years?"

"Shall I tell the truth?"

"To tell the truth, hurry up and say whatever you want."

Hmm... Sun Wukong walked to the balcony, looked at the sun outside, and said to the phone: "Fortunately, my judgment standard is not scientific, either it is an ordinary alien, or it is a monster."

He glanced at the sun outside again, took a sip of beer, turned around and walked towards the door next to the balcony, and then said: "You, Lao Du, ordinary aliens, have done a lot for our earth. Contribution, I approve, okay?"

"Hmph, glib," the other end of the phone paused and continued, "Thank you very much for Wukong's affirmation, well, the briefing has been sent to you, pay attention to check it. But I still want to say, that person, or that dragon, Huaxia Shenzhou, who claims to be from another world, still wants you to go and see him, as for me, I don’t think there is any problem.”

"Okay, okay, I see, I'll go back and see that person." After finishing speaking, Monkey King hung up the phone and walked outside the house.

There was a cliff outside the house. He walked to the edge of the cliff, facing the morning sun, stretched his body, and murmured: "I am a monkey, and I will soon be assimilated by you humans."

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A pickup truck was speeding through the mountains, and it drove to the town in a short while. A young man wearing jeans, a denim jacket, a crop top, sunglasses and a peaked cap got out of the car.

He still had a pair of earphones hanging around his neck, and he listened carefully, as if some music was playing.He walked straight to a supermarket and called out, "Boss, a case of beer."

The boss lifted a piece of beer from the ground and put it on the table, "Fifty."

The man dropped 50 yuan, thanked him, picked up the beer and walked towards his car.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw a beautiful black-haired woman in a cheongsam lining and a windbreaker walking towards him.

The beauty kept looking at the man when she came over, and the man also looked at the woman while carrying the beer. When he walked up to the beauty, he flicked his tongue lightly, and then walked back to his car with the beer.

And this scene was all seen by Zhong Yan on the side. Zhong Yan was standing on the side of the road holding a can of beer and two bags in the other hand.

"Brother Monkey? Cool Bing? Hey, that's really interesting. Is it such a coincidence?"

The corners of Zhong Yan's mouth rose slightly, with a smile on his face, and in the next second, there was a clone exactly like him beside him.

The avatar wearing a black leather jacket nodded towards him, followed by Liang Bing, and Zhong Yan himself followed in the direction that Brother Hou drove away.

On the cliff, Sun Wukong got out of the car with a can of beer and walked straight to a tombstone. There was only one word engraved on that tombstone - Wu.

Sun Wukong sat down next to the tombstone, hugged the tombstone with one hand, put the beer on the ground with the other hand, took a selfie of himself and the tombstone with his mobile phone.

Sun Wukong looked at the photos on his phone and said, "It's been more than 1000 years. I took photos, but I don't know who to send them to."

He put away his phone, took another sip of beer, looked at the tombstone, and said, "Master, your world is full of disasters, yes, it is also my world. I am the fighting god and Buddha of this world. They are tall, very tall, but, as for me, I still have no friends."

Sun Wukong held the beer and looked at the clouds in the sky and said: "I don't know why, but in front of them, I want to hide my name and pretend to be like them. I told myself that my appearance will scare them, Liming people."

"The people of Liming are the masters of this planet. As for me, I told me, I am a Buddha, I will not fight, I will protect them, hahaha."

Sun Wukong took another sip of beer, looked at the tombstone and said, "Master, I am in pain but happy. Master, my apprentice wants to talk."

Sun Wukong froze for a moment, as if he remembered something, put down his beer, picked up his phone, "Oh, mission briefing, that old Du sent another call for help, this time there seems to be another dragon? Let me take a look..."

"The general idea is to teach a group of children to look at that dragon. A group of children... interstellar invasion? Another interstellar invasion."

"Master, we monkeys are also aggressive, and if we fight occasionally, it's okay to hurt other companions. But humans, they can fight and kill tens of thousands. After you left, they haven't stopped. Ashamed."

"Can I sit here?" A voice sounded beside Monkey King.

But Sun Wukong seemed to have expected it, and said lightly: "Sit down."

Zhong Yan held a can of beer in his hand, sat down next to Monkey King, took a sip, and then looked at the clouds beyond that day.

"Can I call you Brother Monkey?"

Wukong smiled softly, "Why do you call me that?"

Zhong Yan said with a smile, "I'm your fan."

Sun Wukong turned his head to look at him in surprise, and asked, "You also have me over there?"

But Zhong Yan shook his head, "I don't know. If I used to say no, it was just a legend, but now I don't dare to say that. Maybe there really was a Monkey King who protected my world?"

"What do you say about me over there?"

Zhong Yan smiled lightly, took out a book from somewhere and handed it to Monkey King.

Sun Wukong took a look and murmured, "Journey to the West? Wu, Wu... Master?"

"Then I don't know." Zhong Yan smiled and took a sip of beer, "In front of Brother Monkey, I am just a child, and I am only over 100 years old."

Sun Wukong opened the book, read it and said, "More than 100 years old? That's still a child. What about you? Where did you come from?"

"Didn't Ducao tell you?"

"I said it, but I don't understand it, yo, havoc in the Heavenly Palace, so that's how the Cloud Heavenly Court explained it. Hmm, not bad, not bad, it's really monkey-like."

Zhong Yan looked at Sun Wukong and said with a smile: "I come from another world, which can also be understood as another universe. I came here to travel. Before I became what I am now, I was also a Chinese. I came here. Of course this universe is going to find a large force, it’s as simple as that.”

"Yeah," Sun Wukong nodded, not knowing whether he was agreeing with Zhong Yan, the contents of the book, or both.

Sun Wukong closed the book, took a sip of beer and asked, "How about those kids?"

Zhong Yan shook his head, "It's not that good, a bunch of crooked people."

"Then why did Old Du ask me here?"

"According to what Lao Du wants, just beat them up."

Sun Wukong waved his hand, "Just go and fight yourself, I think you are pretty good, isn't it easy to beat them up?"

"They are all your fans..."

Sun Wukong looked at Zhong Yan, leaned back a little, raised his voice a few degrees, and said, "Then I won't be able to fight anymore."

"Their relationship is very complicated, and now they are the leader of the Sun Star."

"Emperor's name?"

Zhong Yan nodded, "Yes, Lord Lieyang, Di Leina."

Sun Wukong sighed a little and said, "They once pretended to be the way of heaven."

"With the technology of the earth, it is impossible to form such a team, and the dark alloy armor cannot be synthesized on the earth. Even my share was picked from the budget of the Great Sage's avatar."

"Dukao doesn't believe in Reina, not because she doesn't believe in Reina, but because she is worried about the people behind her. This child is only one or two hundred years old, and he hasn't been infected by Lieyangxing yet. I, Of course Ducao wouldn't believe it either. Without you, those children probably wouldn't know where they would be taken."

Sun Wukong drank the last sip of beer in one gulp, "Che~ Lena is older than you, how dare you call him a child?"

Zhong Yan said with a smile: "Ham, can I be more like her? The values ​​​​and thoughts in her heart have not yet been fully finalized, and her temperament is not mature. She shouts all day long, I am a goddess, and I am a second-year-old child." .”

Sun Wukong raised the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "What about you?"

"I'm a little better than her, hahaha." After Zhong Yan finished speaking, their phones rang at the same time. They picked them up and looked at each other, smiled at each other and put down the phone.

"Look, besides you, no one on Earth can beat them up, right? I'm not good at it either, my injury hasn't healed yet. When I first came to this universe, I was attacked by an enemy. Until now , I don’t even know who plotted against me.”

Sun Wukong stood up, stretched his waist, looked at the sky and said: "What about you, let me admit it, you are not a monster, ghosts, other universes, I don't understand, and I don't want to understand. As for those children, I will go Look at theirs."

"My grandson, let's go!"

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"Don't follow, I've noticed you a long time ago."

Zhong Yan smiled lightly, and walked to Liang Bing's side, "What's your name?"

"Leng Bing, Morgana, whatever you want to call it, what do you want me to do." Liang Bing picked up a glass of watermelon juice, and reached for a straw.

"Make a deal, form a relationship, everything."

"Oh?" Liang Bing slightly raised his eyebrows, "Tell me, I might be interested."

"I'm very interested in some of the knowledge in your hands. As a transaction, I will tell you some of the knowledge in my hands." Zhong Yan said lightly.

"Why do you think that I will be interested in the knowledge in your hands, strange god, you have to take out some bargaining chips, don't you?"

For Liang Bing, this strange god in front of her, his dark plane is almost a blank sheet of paper, which makes her very interested. How did this happen? If she can master this technique, she will not Chased by her sister, she ran away all over the universe.

But Zhong Yan saw through her mind, "Don't try to read my dark plane, if you pay attention to this, I'm afraid you will be disappointed. I didn't hide my dark plane data, but it That's what it was."

"It's impossible." Liang Bing was a little surprised.

"Leave that aside, I have heard about some of your plans, but I don't intend to participate in your war. The purpose of my coming has been made clear. One is to make a knowledge transaction. In this year , there is nothing more precious than knowledge. The second is, come to make friends, and when you bully those children, remember to be merciful."

"Are you threatening me?" Liang Bing's eyes became a little sharp.

"You can understand it this way." Zhong Yan half-closed his eyes, had an extra can of beer in his hand, pulled the tab, and took a sip.

[No spatial fluctuations?Didn't it come from opening the micro-wormhole?interesting. 】

Zhong Yan showed his hand a little, and Liang Bing thought again and again. If there was a problem in any part of her fragile plan, it might fail, so she didn't want to make extra troubles here.

So she nodded, "Okay, I agree. Tell me about your request."

Zhong Yan threw the beer bottle away and disappeared. He looked at Liang Bing and stretched out a finger, "I only have one request, keep your demons away from Huaxia, and if you want to get infected, you can do whatever you want abroad." No matter how hard it is, but in this three-acre land in China, except for the necessary war you planned, you must abide by the rules."

"Just this little request? Okay, Queen, I agree." Liang Bing showed a smile on his face, and readily agreed.

Zhong Yan also smiled. As for what Liangbing was planning in his heart, he didn't care, as long as Liangbing could do what he asked, that would be enough.

PS: I went to watch Lieyang Tiandao 2 today, and spent 20 yuan for it. How should I say it?I am very worried, I am very afraid, after the separation of virtual and super god, the first work is of this quality, which makes me have to worry about Xiongbing Company 3,

The entire plot of Lieyang Tiandao 2 is like a running account. When I watched it, I thought, who is the screenwriter?I can do it too.

There are many slots, Pan Zhen, you are not releasing water, you are releasing the sea.Fuck, you and Reina can't fly?Want to run over?Reina ran and fell?
Take out the strength that burned Karl with a wave of your hand, you two were bullied by a soldier under Karl?This little soldier doesn't have the void ability yet, so what the hell is he going to do two tricks, and he's done with two hits?
And at the beginning of the movie, can the laser guns of a group of aliens penetrate Wuling Hongguang?Still fighting for a long time, standing in place waiting to die?You are science fiction, the gods have come out, but you show me something?
(End of this chapter)