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Chapter 216 Oh Excuse me!This aunt is so smart!
Chapter 216 Oh Excuse me!This aunt is so smart!
After putting the luggage in the bedroom, Mo Yang took another shower, came out and called Pere again, and when he returned to the yard, he found that Huang Lei was the only one left.
"Teacher Huang, where are they?" Mo Yang asked with a smile.
"I went to pick corn with Lao He!" Huang Lei raised his head and laughed, "You just got off the plane, if you are tired, go to sleep, and I will call you after dinner!"
"I'm not tired, I fell asleep on the plane and came back." Mo Yang smiled and squatted down beside Huang Lei, "Can you help me?"
"No, it's almost ready." Huang Lei said with a smile, without a trace of life.
Mo Yang is no stranger to Huang Lei, he is also a fan of Mo Yang.
I usually watch Mo Yang's games whenever I have time, and sometimes I even get up in the middle of the night and stay up late to watch.
Huang Lei was about to say something when the phone rang in the house, so he got up to answer the phone.
Mo Yang was idle and bored, so he got up and walked around the yard.
"Don't order anything, order what Buddha jumps over the wall, I see who is so courageous, don't even think about not having [-] corns!" At this moment, Huang Lei came out of the house cursing, with an angry expression on his face.
The people who picked the corn also came back at this time.
"That one over there, that one over there, I don't have any sharp eyesight, why don't you hurry up and help me." Bai Lele, who was carrying a big basket, returned to the yard and started bluffing.
Mo Yang smiled and walked over to help him unload a basket full of corn, but he saw Xiao Di behind everyone walking back to the house with his head bowed and fast, which immediately made Mo Yang frown.
Because he found that Xiao Di's face was a little pale, as if he was not feeling well.
"Why are you still losing your temper?" He Jiong asked curiously when he saw Huang Lei's dumbfounding expression.
"I just received a call from a customer. It's a man. What kind of Buddha jumps over the wall do you want to eat? It's the authentic Buddha jumps over the wall!" Huang Lei gritted his teeth when he mentioned this, "Look, I won't kill him when he comes!"
"It's not easy!" Bai Lele, who was sweating profusely, answered with a smile when she heard this.
These words attracted everyone at the scene to look over.
Ah!What a big tone!
"You will?" Huang Lei was overjoyed, and He Jiong was also surprised.
"I won't!" Bai Lele looked at Huang Lei and took a step back, then smiled meanly.
"I'll kill you!" Huang Lei bit his lip and took off his shoes in an instant, about to throw him.
"Don't, don't, don't!" Bai Lele was timid, and directly hugged Mo Yang's shoulder who was about to leave, and said with the most arrogant expression: "Who knows this?"
"Nonsense!" Huang Lei pretended to throw it again, "If you were my student, I would make you stand at the door of the classroom every day to greet guests!"
"I would like to introduce you solemnly, this one, the fourth generation heir to the royal chef of the late Qing Dynasty!" Bai Lele didn't dare to play tricks anymore, for fear of being beaten.
"Moyang, do you know?"
This time, everyone was shocked.
"I don't know if it's authentic or not, but my grandfather said it was an imperial dish in the Qing Palace." Mo Yang said with a smile.
"Okay! Just do it if you know how to do it!"
Huang Lei clapped his hands and laughed, and immediately turned around and went straight to the crew. He put his shoes on director Wang Zhengyu's neck to discuss the ingredients, which made everyone burst into laughter.
But Mo Yang quietly went back to the room and came to the door of Xiao Di's room.
"Xiao Di, are you okay!"
Mo Yang knocked on the door and yelled into the door, his voice was a bit loud.
"Crack!"
The door opened a crack, Xiao Di hid her body behind the door, poked her head out, and said with a sneer, "You idiot, keep your voice down!"
"Why is your face so ugly?" Mo Yang frowned, "Are you feeling unwell!"
"It's okay!" Xiao Di's eyes dodged a little, and then he became a little coy again, hesitating for a while, and then he said vigorously: "You, you go to the small shop in the village and help me buy something!"
Seeing Xiao Di's appearance as a little woman, Mo Yang's eyes almost fell out, and he was completely different from the Hedong lion in his heart, which made him sigh in his heart that women are such a magical species.
"No problem!" Mo Yang nodded and asked with a smile, "What to buy?"
"sanitary napkin!"
"Snapped!"
The pretty blushing Xiao Di dropped the three words and closed the door directly, almost missing Mo Yang's nose.
Mo Yang was taken aback for a moment, and then he realized what was going on, and he couldn't laugh or cry.
"Moyang, come, come, come!"
As soon as he returned to the yard and was about to go out, Mo Yang was caught by Huang Lei and asked him to write down the ingredients needed for the Buddha to jump over the wall so that he could prepare.
"It's really going to be done!" Mo Yang was a little surprised, "Mr. Huang, there are dozens of ingredients for that thing, are you sure you can buy it?"
Huang Lei waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't worry about it, write me the ingredients quickly, and I will let the program team prepare."
"Okay!" Mo Yang had no choice but to take the pen and paper and start writing, and it took a while before he handed the full piece of paper to Huang Lei.
After leaving the courtyard, Mo Yang went straight to the canteen in Xiao Dikou's middle village.
After asking all the way, Mo Yang found the small shop that Xiao Di was talking about.
"Boss, is there... uh!"
Well, when things came to an end, Mo Yang felt a little embarrassed.
Buying sanitary napkins, this is really the first time for him, a young man with a yellow flower.
"What do you want, boy?"
The boss was a middle-aged aunt who was watching TV. When she saw a cameraman following Mo Yang in the distance, she immediately became extremely enthusiastic.
"Auntie, what is there Wei, Wei..." Mo Yangwei didn't say the last two words for a long time.
"What's Wei?" Auntie looked confused and muttered in her heart, "What a handsome young man, he stutters, what a pity, what a pity!"
The aunt thought about it, and suddenly realized it on her own, clapping her hands together, "I know what you want, wait, aunt will get it for you!"
"Okay!" Mo Yang nodded and bowed, ecstatic, he didn't expect this aunt to be a smart person.
"Boom!"
Five seconds later, the aunt directly smashed a green bottle on the table in front of Mo Yang.
"Enemy enemy enemy enemy... Awe!!!"
Mo Yang's voice was drawn out, and for a moment he had a black face with a question mark, staring blankly at the green bottle in front of him, and rubbed his chin almost to be frightened.
Is this the gap between ideal and reality?It's too big!
have to!Mo Yang thinks he should speak up!
Otherwise, he estimated that Paraquat and Tetramine would make their debut in the next second.
"Auntie, it's not this one, it's the one that girls...cough, use every month!" Mo Yang said bluntly, but his voice became smaller and smaller, and he looked back to see if there was anyone behind him like a thief.
"Hi! You should have said it earlier!" The aunt yelled loudly, which made Mo Yang tremble with fright.
"Yes, Auntie has it, which one do you want?"
"You take a pack of each kind!" Mo Yang said in a low voice embarrassedly.
"Okay!" The aunt nodded, and suddenly smiled meaningfully, "Young man, do you want something else?"
"What?" Mo Yang looked confused.
"Just the inside!"
"Which one is that!" Mo Yang still didn't understand.
"You young man, why are you so stupid? It's the kind of thing that women can use after a few days!" The aunt who is keen on sales is anxious, and she also sees that Mo Yang's face is a bit thin, so she doesn't point it out.
"Oh oh oh!" Mo Yang pretended not to understand, "All right, she can use it if she can!"
"Okay, young man, just wait a moment, aunt will bring it for you."
"Auntie, pack it tightly for me!" Mo Yang worriedly urged.
"I understand, I'm hiding below!" The aunt turned her head and gave Mo Yang a smile that I understood.
"Hide below!" Mo Yang blinked, scratched his head, and became even more confused.
After a while, Mo Yang checked out and got the bag.
Oh, this aunt is quite considerate, she used two oversized bags and tied them with knots.
When Mo Yang returned to the yard, he saw Bai Lele and the others chatting in the shade in the pavilion, he walked quickly into the house with his bag in his hand, and ignored Bai Lele who was calling him.
The secret agent seemed to knock on Xiao Di's door, and passed the things in through the crack of the door, and Mo Yang was waiting at the door.
Inside the house, Xiao Di opened the bag and saw a bag full of more than a dozen packs of sanitary napkins, all for daily use and night use, and immediately smiled, with two red clouds hanging on his face, "This idiot is quite careful! "
Xiao Di was also very embarrassed to ask Mo Yang to buy this, she would have brought an assistant with her if she had known about it.
Xiao Di took a bag casually, but unexpectedly brought out a small box and dropped it on the ground, spilling the contents all over the floor.
Xiao Di frowned, bent down to pick up the small box, and looked at the outer packaging.
"Durex!"
"Boldly love!"
Immediately, Xiao Di's beautiful eyes stared, and her face was covered with a blush.
Ten minutes later, Xiao Di opened the door and came out with a smiling face.
But when Mo Yang saw Xiao Di's smiling face, he always felt something was wrong.
"I bought it wrong?" Mo Yang was a little uncertain.
Xiao Di smiled without saying a word, and suddenly grabbed Mo Yang's ears with lightning speed, then pushed Durex in the other hand to Mo Yang's eyes, and said with a smile: "It's not wrong, but can you tell me?" What am I? Big wood, I found that you think a little too much recently!"
"hiss!"
"Gah!"
Mo Yang's eyes were straightened. He had sold a lot of this stuff when he was working in the UK. How could he not know this stuff? Suddenly, Mo Yang wanted to cry without tears. He was tricked by his aunt, but he had an idea and said with an embarrassed smile: " Gua Po Niang, do you believe it when I say it’s a balloon? If you don’t believe me, I can blow it up for you!”
After the words fell, Mo Yang suddenly took the opportunity to break free, turned around and ran away.
Xiao Di laughed angrily, and threw a dozen Durex shots at Mo Yang, causing Mo Yang to run away with his head in his arms.
"What's the matter, did you meet a ghost?"
In the yard, seeing Mo Yang who had escaped in a panic, Bai Lele smiled and yelled.
"Worse than ghosts!" Mo Yang muttered in his heart, with lingering fear on his face, he walked into the pavilion with a smile and sat down beside the crowd.
"Hey! What's on your head?" Lu Han, who was standing next to Mo Yang, had sharp eyes and directly reached out to take the thing off Mo Yang's head.
"Fuck!"
"Cow batch!"
"666666!!!"
"Young people really know how to play!"
When everyone saw what it was, they were immediately shocked by Mo Yang.
Mo Yang was stunned, the corners of his mouth twitching constantly, he had the urge to die with the aunt in the commissary.
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After putting the luggage in the bedroom, Mo Yang took another shower, came out and called Pere again, and when he returned to the yard, he found that Huang Lei was the only one left.
"Teacher Huang, where are they?" Mo Yang asked with a smile.
"I went to pick corn with Lao He!" Huang Lei raised his head and laughed, "You just got off the plane, if you are tired, go to sleep, and I will call you after dinner!"
"I'm not tired, I fell asleep on the plane and came back." Mo Yang smiled and squatted down beside Huang Lei, "Can you help me?"
"No, it's almost ready." Huang Lei said with a smile, without a trace of life.
Mo Yang is no stranger to Huang Lei, he is also a fan of Mo Yang.
I usually watch Mo Yang's games whenever I have time, and sometimes I even get up in the middle of the night and stay up late to watch.
Huang Lei was about to say something when the phone rang in the house, so he got up to answer the phone.
Mo Yang was idle and bored, so he got up and walked around the yard.
"Don't order anything, order what Buddha jumps over the wall, I see who is so courageous, don't even think about not having [-] corns!" At this moment, Huang Lei came out of the house cursing, with an angry expression on his face.
The people who picked the corn also came back at this time.
"That one over there, that one over there, I don't have any sharp eyesight, why don't you hurry up and help me." Bai Lele, who was carrying a big basket, returned to the yard and started bluffing.
Mo Yang smiled and walked over to help him unload a basket full of corn, but he saw Xiao Di behind everyone walking back to the house with his head bowed and fast, which immediately made Mo Yang frown.
Because he found that Xiao Di's face was a little pale, as if he was not feeling well.
"Why are you still losing your temper?" He Jiong asked curiously when he saw Huang Lei's dumbfounding expression.
"I just received a call from a customer. It's a man. What kind of Buddha jumps over the wall do you want to eat? It's the authentic Buddha jumps over the wall!" Huang Lei gritted his teeth when he mentioned this, "Look, I won't kill him when he comes!"
"It's not easy!" Bai Lele, who was sweating profusely, answered with a smile when she heard this.
These words attracted everyone at the scene to look over.
Ah!What a big tone!
"You will?" Huang Lei was overjoyed, and He Jiong was also surprised.
"I won't!" Bai Lele looked at Huang Lei and took a step back, then smiled meanly.
"I'll kill you!" Huang Lei bit his lip and took off his shoes in an instant, about to throw him.
"Don't, don't, don't!" Bai Lele was timid, and directly hugged Mo Yang's shoulder who was about to leave, and said with the most arrogant expression: "Who knows this?"
"Nonsense!" Huang Lei pretended to throw it again, "If you were my student, I would make you stand at the door of the classroom every day to greet guests!"
"I would like to introduce you solemnly, this one, the fourth generation heir to the royal chef of the late Qing Dynasty!" Bai Lele didn't dare to play tricks anymore, for fear of being beaten.
"Moyang, do you know?"
This time, everyone was shocked.
"I don't know if it's authentic or not, but my grandfather said it was an imperial dish in the Qing Palace." Mo Yang said with a smile.
"Okay! Just do it if you know how to do it!"
Huang Lei clapped his hands and laughed, and immediately turned around and went straight to the crew. He put his shoes on director Wang Zhengyu's neck to discuss the ingredients, which made everyone burst into laughter.
But Mo Yang quietly went back to the room and came to the door of Xiao Di's room.
"Xiao Di, are you okay!"
Mo Yang knocked on the door and yelled into the door, his voice was a bit loud.
"Crack!"
The door opened a crack, Xiao Di hid her body behind the door, poked her head out, and said with a sneer, "You idiot, keep your voice down!"
"Why is your face so ugly?" Mo Yang frowned, "Are you feeling unwell!"
"It's okay!" Xiao Di's eyes dodged a little, and then he became a little coy again, hesitating for a while, and then he said vigorously: "You, you go to the small shop in the village and help me buy something!"
Seeing Xiao Di's appearance as a little woman, Mo Yang's eyes almost fell out, and he was completely different from the Hedong lion in his heart, which made him sigh in his heart that women are such a magical species.
"No problem!" Mo Yang nodded and asked with a smile, "What to buy?"
"sanitary napkin!"
"Snapped!"
The pretty blushing Xiao Di dropped the three words and closed the door directly, almost missing Mo Yang's nose.
Mo Yang was taken aback for a moment, and then he realized what was going on, and he couldn't laugh or cry.
"Moyang, come, come, come!"
As soon as he returned to the yard and was about to go out, Mo Yang was caught by Huang Lei and asked him to write down the ingredients needed for the Buddha to jump over the wall so that he could prepare.
"It's really going to be done!" Mo Yang was a little surprised, "Mr. Huang, there are dozens of ingredients for that thing, are you sure you can buy it?"
Huang Lei waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't worry about it, write me the ingredients quickly, and I will let the program team prepare."
"Okay!" Mo Yang had no choice but to take the pen and paper and start writing, and it took a while before he handed the full piece of paper to Huang Lei.
After leaving the courtyard, Mo Yang went straight to the canteen in Xiao Dikou's middle village.
After asking all the way, Mo Yang found the small shop that Xiao Di was talking about.
"Boss, is there... uh!"
Well, when things came to an end, Mo Yang felt a little embarrassed.
Buying sanitary napkins, this is really the first time for him, a young man with a yellow flower.
"What do you want, boy?"
The boss was a middle-aged aunt who was watching TV. When she saw a cameraman following Mo Yang in the distance, she immediately became extremely enthusiastic.
"Auntie, what is there Wei, Wei..." Mo Yangwei didn't say the last two words for a long time.
"What's Wei?" Auntie looked confused and muttered in her heart, "What a handsome young man, he stutters, what a pity, what a pity!"
The aunt thought about it, and suddenly realized it on her own, clapping her hands together, "I know what you want, wait, aunt will get it for you!"
"Okay!" Mo Yang nodded and bowed, ecstatic, he didn't expect this aunt to be a smart person.
"Boom!"
Five seconds later, the aunt directly smashed a green bottle on the table in front of Mo Yang.
"Enemy enemy enemy enemy... Awe!!!"
Mo Yang's voice was drawn out, and for a moment he had a black face with a question mark, staring blankly at the green bottle in front of him, and rubbed his chin almost to be frightened.
Is this the gap between ideal and reality?It's too big!
have to!Mo Yang thinks he should speak up!
Otherwise, he estimated that Paraquat and Tetramine would make their debut in the next second.
"Auntie, it's not this one, it's the one that girls...cough, use every month!" Mo Yang said bluntly, but his voice became smaller and smaller, and he looked back to see if there was anyone behind him like a thief.
"Hi! You should have said it earlier!" The aunt yelled loudly, which made Mo Yang tremble with fright.
"Yes, Auntie has it, which one do you want?"
"You take a pack of each kind!" Mo Yang said in a low voice embarrassedly.
"Okay!" The aunt nodded, and suddenly smiled meaningfully, "Young man, do you want something else?"
"What?" Mo Yang looked confused.
"Just the inside!"
"Which one is that!" Mo Yang still didn't understand.
"You young man, why are you so stupid? It's the kind of thing that women can use after a few days!" The aunt who is keen on sales is anxious, and she also sees that Mo Yang's face is a bit thin, so she doesn't point it out.
"Oh oh oh!" Mo Yang pretended not to understand, "All right, she can use it if she can!"
"Okay, young man, just wait a moment, aunt will bring it for you."
"Auntie, pack it tightly for me!" Mo Yang worriedly urged.
"I understand, I'm hiding below!" The aunt turned her head and gave Mo Yang a smile that I understood.
"Hide below!" Mo Yang blinked, scratched his head, and became even more confused.
After a while, Mo Yang checked out and got the bag.
Oh, this aunt is quite considerate, she used two oversized bags and tied them with knots.
When Mo Yang returned to the yard, he saw Bai Lele and the others chatting in the shade in the pavilion, he walked quickly into the house with his bag in his hand, and ignored Bai Lele who was calling him.
The secret agent seemed to knock on Xiao Di's door, and passed the things in through the crack of the door, and Mo Yang was waiting at the door.
Inside the house, Xiao Di opened the bag and saw a bag full of more than a dozen packs of sanitary napkins, all for daily use and night use, and immediately smiled, with two red clouds hanging on his face, "This idiot is quite careful! "
Xiao Di was also very embarrassed to ask Mo Yang to buy this, she would have brought an assistant with her if she had known about it.
Xiao Di took a bag casually, but unexpectedly brought out a small box and dropped it on the ground, spilling the contents all over the floor.
Xiao Di frowned, bent down to pick up the small box, and looked at the outer packaging.
"Durex!"
"Boldly love!"
Immediately, Xiao Di's beautiful eyes stared, and her face was covered with a blush.
Ten minutes later, Xiao Di opened the door and came out with a smiling face.
But when Mo Yang saw Xiao Di's smiling face, he always felt something was wrong.
"I bought it wrong?" Mo Yang was a little uncertain.
Xiao Di smiled without saying a word, and suddenly grabbed Mo Yang's ears with lightning speed, then pushed Durex in the other hand to Mo Yang's eyes, and said with a smile: "It's not wrong, but can you tell me?" What am I? Big wood, I found that you think a little too much recently!"
"hiss!"
"Gah!"
Mo Yang's eyes were straightened. He had sold a lot of this stuff when he was working in the UK. How could he not know this stuff? Suddenly, Mo Yang wanted to cry without tears. He was tricked by his aunt, but he had an idea and said with an embarrassed smile: " Gua Po Niang, do you believe it when I say it’s a balloon? If you don’t believe me, I can blow it up for you!”
After the words fell, Mo Yang suddenly took the opportunity to break free, turned around and ran away.
Xiao Di laughed angrily, and threw a dozen Durex shots at Mo Yang, causing Mo Yang to run away with his head in his arms.
"What's the matter, did you meet a ghost?"
In the yard, seeing Mo Yang who had escaped in a panic, Bai Lele smiled and yelled.
"Worse than ghosts!" Mo Yang muttered in his heart, with lingering fear on his face, he walked into the pavilion with a smile and sat down beside the crowd.
"Hey! What's on your head?" Lu Han, who was standing next to Mo Yang, had sharp eyes and directly reached out to take the thing off Mo Yang's head.
"Fuck!"
"Cow batch!"
"666666!!!"
"Young people really know how to play!"
When everyone saw what it was, they were immediately shocked by Mo Yang.
Mo Yang was stunned, the corners of his mouth twitching constantly, he had the urge to die with the aunt in the commissary.
There are more than 300 recommendations and tens of thousands!Please help! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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