American drama of life

Chapter 141 Xiaohua and Dahua, the scumbag and the sea king (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
"Ok, don't get excited."

Faced with Rachel's sweet mouth, Luke could only help his relatives and choose to stand by Rachel's side.

"You think so too?"

Rachel's face immediately looked better, and she asked.

"..."

Luke was speechless and could only nod his head.

You are already like this, if I still stick to my point of view, then don’t I have to worry about being bitten.

"I don't want to be a waiter anymore."

Rachel saw that Luke had never held her like her male friends did before, but she didn't dare to get too angry with him, so she leaned back very depressed, crossed her arms, and said bitterly: "The waitress also has light." future? What bright future can there be!"

Jingle Bell.

Just as Luke was about to speak, he heard the phone ring. Seeing that it was an unfamiliar number, he smiled at Rachel and connected.

"Penny?"

After some questioning, Luke was surprised to find that the caller was Penny whom he met yesterday.

Emmm.

That is, the heroine nicknamed Xiaohua in The Big Bang Theory.

After figuring out who the caller was, Luke glanced at Rachel beside him strangely, and then pressed the receiver of the phone closer to his ear.

Because of the rainy voice of pear blossoms on the phone, Luke had a premonition that this call might really be asking for help or seeking Penny-style healing.

Although Luke flashed at the beginning to let Rachel listen, so that Rachel could indirectly understand how they should get along with each other.

But this idea was quickly cut off by him.

After all, he is not the kind of blatant Aquaman.

The face that should be saved for others is still to be saved.

Rachel didn't pay attention at first, but when Luke tilted his ear and pressed the phone close to his ear, her ears immediately perked up.

"Don't cry yet, what's wrong?"

Luke couldn't help but reminded when he saw that the crying people just didn't speak well.

"Kurt is a jerk!"

On the other end of the phone, Penny held the mobile phone and cried: "He actually cheated, I lived with him for four years, four years, as long as my high school career, and for these four years I was almost alone with him Together……"

"..."

Listening to Petunia's cry, Luke's mouth twitched.

Ok.

His focus was different from Penny's.

From Penny's crying, the first thing he noticed was that Penny said that she had been with Kurt almost alone for four years, that is to say, she had been on and off with her cohabiting boyfriend Kurt many times in the past four years. , which must have experienced many times of Penny-style healing and other short-lived romances.

And for Penny, the sum of these is far less than the number of love affairs she had in her four years of high school.

It should even be far worse, which made Penny feel that she gave up the entire forest for Kurt alone, paid too much, and felt that she suffered a big loss when she was treated like this.

"It's all the bitch's fault for wanting to be a hostess!"

Petunia cursed as she spoke.

"You mean Robin?"

Luke asked curiously, "What does this have to do with her?"

"Who else but her!"

Petunia said angrily: "If it wasn't for the nonsense she said yesterday that she didn't worry about Kurt cheating if she went back late, perhaps none of these things would have happened."

"Calm down, what should happen will happen."

Luke laughed and said, "Haven't you heard that famous saying? When you find a cockroach in the house, it can only mean that there is already a nest in the house."

"What a disgusting metaphor."

Petunia sighed lightly: "However, it is very appropriate to use the cockroach as a metaphor for Kurt's behavior. Today I was going to work at the cheesecake shop, but my agent called and said that he helped me get an interview, so I hurried Got back to the apartment in a hurry and wanted to prepare for the interview, and then saw Kurt and that bitch messing around in our apartment, you know what makes me angry the most?"

"She and Kurt looked at the photo of you and Kurt being in love with each other?"

Luke subconsciously uttered the picture in his imagination.

"..."

There was silence on the other end of the phone.

"Ahem, what is it?"

Luke immediately realized that he was thinking wrong, caught a glimpse of Rachel's weird eyes, coughed lightly, and took the subject away.

"It's not as disgusting as you said...but it's just disgusting."

As the old Siji, Penny understood this kind of scene instantly, and the scene described by Luke appeared in her mind, with a burst of nausea and disgust: "Kurt actually told me, baby, you shouldn't be back at this time , he still said it with a hippie smile!"

"Ha ha."

Luke couldn't help laughing.

"What's so funny about that?"

Petunia yelled a little angrily.

"I'm not laughing at you."

Luke quickly explained: "I'm laughing. This word is very familiar. I have a friend who is in almost the same situation as you. Her boyfriend said exactly the same thing as this Kurt, so I couldn't help laughing."

"Really the same?"

Penny was also taken aback.

She originally thought that this sentence should be a brazen remark that had never been seen before, but who would have thought that someone had already said it.

"Well, exactly the same."

A vicious girl flashed through Luke's mind, and he answered Petunia with a smile.

"This friend of yours won't be your ex-girlfriend, and it won't be you who said this to this ex-girlfriend?"

Rachel, who had been listening to the gossip, couldn't bear to interrupt anymore.

"of course not."

Luke resolutely denied it. Seeing Rachel's disbelief, he immediately frowned: "In your eyes, is this the kind of person I am?"

"no……"

Rachel was taken aback by Luke's expression, and quickly apologized.

"You still have friends by your side~"

On the other end of the phone, Petunia suddenly felt a little embarrassed when she heard Rachel's voice.

"Correct."

Luke didn't deny it: "You want a call from Joey, call me?"

"This one……"

Seeing a woman by Luke's side, Petunia suddenly couldn't let it go, and said, "I don't want to see that bastard now, but he has been staying in the apartment, I have nowhere to go..."

"Hmmmm~"

Luke was about to answer the conversation, but he didn't want Rachel to make a sudden movement, so that he could only concentrate on driving. He responded with a nasal voice somewhat absent-mindedly, and didn't say what he would do.

"I don't have any friends here, can you help me~"

Seeing that Luke didn't take the initiative, Petunia could only ignore the other women beside Luke, and directly asked in a slightly coquettish tone.

"This one……"

Luke was silent, feeling Rachel's displeasure, and seeing Rachel look up at him, he was worried about the safety of the two of them, so he could only decline politely: "Sorry, I have a busy schedule, so I probably can't come over to help you." gone."

"That's it."

Petunia immediately made a dejected tone, sobbing again: "I don't even know what to do, maybe I'm going to live on the streets."

"This Luke can advise you."

Rachel bared her teeth, saw Luke softly, smiled with satisfaction, and said to the other end of the phone with a sly voice: "He used to be a wanderer on the street and has a wealth of experience. I believe these can help you."

"no need."

Petunia is very angry with Rachel.

"Rachel, she's joking."

Luke patted Rachel on the head, glared at her, and signaled her to stop talking.

No matter what, if people come to him for help, even if he doesn't help, he can't make people sleep on the street.

Penny wasn't Amy.

Even if she is a cowgirl from Omaha, she has been playing cow jacking since she was a child, and can easily knock a calf to the ground, but she is still a beauty.

"Wait a minute, I'll help you ask if there is an apartment for you."

After Luke said something, he hung up the phone, and then called Leonard while driving.

"Hi, Luke."

After the call was connected, Leonard's weak voice came.

"Unhappy?"

As soon as Luke heard the tone, Leonard's frustrated expression appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help laughing.

"What's there to be happy about?"

Leonard smiled wryly.

Yesterday's incident of David and Phoebe falling in love at first sight really had a great impact on his view of love.

It turns out that a beautiful woman like Phoebe doesn't dislike scientists, but just dislikes him.

Not to mention that Phoebe made it clear that she liked Sheldon at first.

After all, Sheldon is not a man in his eyes now.

But David and Sheldon are different.

The other party is not only a man, but also a man of the same type as him.

They are not tall, both wear glasses, are somewhat socially weak, and are both experimental physicists. In terms of appearance, he feels that he has more advantages than David.

Someone once said that he was a little fresh meat.

More importantly, he was the one who knew Phoebe first, and he also took the initiative to pursue Phoebe, and he kept cheering Phoebe, but in the end, David staged a magnificent counterattack in front of him, and even won Phoebe's favor in one fell swoop. heart.

What is this special meow called?
Afterwards, Howard kept advocating in his ears that David was a master of analysis, and the cheap-mouthed Sheldon was making up for the knife, which made him feel dizzy.

In this case, how could he be in a good mood.

"By the way, has the person opposite you moved away?"

Luke didn't answer Leonard's words, and directly asked his concerns.

After all, he helped everything that should have been done before, and the eldest sister really didn't care about Leonard, and it was really useless for Leonard to give him a chance, so he had nothing to say.

"Hey, how did you know that?"

Leonard was surprised.

"What do you say?"

Luke smiled playfully.

"……My fault."

Leonard was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that the corner of his mouth twitched: "Few people can stand Sheldon, and it will be a matter of time before he moves away."

"Hahaha."

Luke burst out laughing immediately: "Since he came over and called Sheldon a freak, I knew he lived here not long ago, and now it happens that a friend of mine needs an apartment, so I'll just ask by the way."

"need my help?"

Leonard asked casually.

"I really need it. After all, I'm very busy now and I don't have time to help her."

When Luke said this, he glanced at the back of Rachel's head, and couldn't help admiring in his heart: "It's really beautiful hair."

Rachel's thick hair makes all the women in Luke's previous life who worked for a while turn into lemonade.

"she?"

Leonard was stunned, and then his spirit was shaken.

"Yes, do you remember the blond girl who sat with me in the cafe yesterday?"

Luke reminded.

"of course I remember."

Leonard couldn't help shouting: "I'll help you ask about the apartment right now!"

Luke only listened to the fluttering on the other end of the phone, and the scene of Leonard holding the phone, grinning regardless and walking quickly to the opposite door immediately appeared in his mind.

"Okay, I'll send you her phone number, you can get in touch."

Luke sighed a long time, said something quickly, hung up the phone, and sent Penny's number to Leonard.

Although she knew that Penny wanted to ask him for help more because she wanted to heal her injuries.

However, it was impossible to suddenly insert Penny-style healing for 36 hours on his schedule.

Secondly, Penny's appearance and figure really didn't catch his eyes.

How to say about the appearance, Xiao Hua's nickname is a bit reluctant, no matter it is Xiao or Hua.

As for body shape?

That is beyond words.

Not to mention Luke himself, even the dog lickers who regarded her as a goddess in the original time and space couldn't help complaining that her arms and palms were thicker, bigger and stronger than them, and they were the real muscles of their otaku Take charge.

So Xiaohua's Xiaona is completely out of tune with her.

In addition, according to Sheldon's scientific calculation, the old Siji's she can be said to be truly rich in combat power, and Luke is not the kind of person who likes to learn skills, so he is really not interested in such a Penny.

Not to mention, he has just broken through with a real big flower, and there will be a series of troubles in the future.

Under all kinds of circumstances, he is really not interested and has no time to talk to her, otherwise, when she asked for the phone so actively yesterday, he would have already given it.

But since she asked for help in this way, he was also a wise man, and he didn't mind being a transit point for Petunia and the rest of the science geeks to meet for the first time.

"I'm not going up."

At this time, the car had already arrived at the downstairs of Monica's apartment. Luke smiled and said that he would not go up, and motioned Rachel to go up by himself.

Rachel's eyes widened, and she understood Luke's worry. She really wanted to complain, but she couldn't. She could only get out of the car resentfully, staring at Luke who disappeared around the corner with puffy cheeks.

Monica's apartment.

"you're back?"

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Phoebe lying on the sofa, talking to Monica. Seeing Rachel enter the door, Phoebe immediately smiled and said, "How about winning or losing?"

Rachel didn't speak, and pointed to the bathroom awkwardly, then walked in quickly, and took a while to come out.

"Forget it."

Rachel finally spits out.

"You fought him, didn't you?"

Monica stared at Rachel, then her eyes became complicated, and she suddenly said something.

"I do not have……"

Rachel panicked, and subconsciously wanted to deny it, but seeing Monica's very positive expression, she could only apologize apologetically, "The Eskimo sisters you're talking about..."

"Do not talk!"

Seeing that Rachel really used what she said before to explain, Monica immediately pushed her hands flat, signaling to stop talking, tilted her head not wanting to see Rachel, then turned around and walked into the bedroom, closing the door heavily.

"Hi sister~"

The eldest sister, Phoebe, watched Monica slam the door into the bedroom like Rachel, her face was a little serious, but when she turned her head to look at Rachel, she had already turned into a laughing joke: "You can call Luke later. My eldest sister has a head~”

Rachel: "..."

(End of this chapter)