American drama of life

Chapter 145 Excessive and exaggerated (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
"Hi, Matthew, Lily."

Luke came over and greeted with a smile: "Ted."

"..."

There was a smile on the corner of Ted's mouth. Although Luke's greeting was natural, he always felt that Luke's greeting sounded a bit awkward, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong for a while.

"Phoebe is actually planning to come, but the professor won't join our party."

Matthew said casually.

"The eldest sister must like this atmosphere."

Luke looked at the noisy dormitory building, where intimate couples could be seen everywhere, and joked, "Maybe she will bring David here sometime."

"Too."

Thinking of his cousin Phoebe's temper, Matthew nodded in agreement.

"Luke, do you want to introduce some sisters to you?"

Lily laughed.

"no need."

Luke smiled slightly: "I just came to see."

After get off work, due to various reasons, I need to keep a distance from my old friends and circle of friends temporarily, and now I have more free time.

Although the Big Bang Moments are next door in New Jersey, they are separated by a certain distance.

Being bored, he ran over to see the activities of Xunma's circle of friends, but this did not mean that his schedule was empty.

"I understand. Monica and Rachel are both first-class beauties. There is really nothing comparable to us here."

Lily teased.

"So you and Rachel?"

Ted was still a little unwilling to believe this fact.

Luke tilted his head and smiled.

it is more than words.

The smile on Ted's face suddenly became unnatural.

Rachel was one of the goddesses that made him fall in love at first sight... ah.

He couldn't believe Rachel was doing this.

"Who will you choose?"

Matthew asked curiously.

"Who to choose?"

Luke was taken aback.

"It's Monica and Rachel."

Matthew wanted to explain, but was pulled by Lily. Looking at Luke's expression, he suddenly understood, and said dumbfounded, "You didn't plan to choose one..."

"No need to choose, everything goes with the flow."

Luke babbled.

He felt that he would be a fool if he didn't uphold the three no's principles in the world of American dramas.

"How can you do this."

Ted dissatisfied: "Whether it's Rachel or Monica, they are the most outstanding girls. Either of them deserves all the love, isn't it?"

"So how are you and Natalie?"

Luke didn't answer the question instead: "Although I haven't met her, I know she is a very good and outstanding girl just by listening to you."

"..."

Ted was speechless for a moment.

"No way?"

Lily was stunned, staring at Ted with wide eyes.

"Oh, Ted."

Matthew's forehead.

"we broke up."

Only then did Ted say an unexpected fact.

"why?"

Lily was puzzled: "Is Natalie not good enough?"

"She's fine...it's just that we're not compatible anymore."

Ted scoffed.

Originally, he could say a bunch of nonsense words that seemed to make some sense, but he couldn't say these words when he met Luke's playful gaze.

They are all millennium foxes, why are they playing Liao Zhai?

"When did you break up with her?"

Lily couldn't bear it: "What expression does she have?"

"Yesterday, I didn't know what expression she had..."

Ted said awkwardly.

"No!"

Lily's eyes widened when she heard that, she slapped Ted hard, and shouted, "Don't tell me you didn't break up with her face to face?"

"This one……"

Ted hesitated, "I called."

"Call up?"

When Lily heard this, she patted Ted hard again, empathizing with Natalie and feeling angry: "How could you do this, you should break up in person, look into each other's eyes and say it, and bear the pain of breaking up in person, not on the phone Break up, what did she say?"

"This one……"

When Ted heard it, he hesitated again in embarrassment.

"Do not!!!"

Seeing this, Lily's big eyes were about to pop out, she kept waving her hands and slapping Ted, and shouted in disbelief: "Ted Mosby, don't tell me you broke up with her by voicemail!!!"

"I don't want to, but I really can't say it."

Ted leaned slightly to guard against his vitals, and let Lily slap him, and argued in his mouth: "I was going to call her to clarify, but it happened that she didn't answer my call, so she directly transferred it to a voice message, so I followed the trend ..."

"You don't know if she can answer the phone?"

Luke directly exposed Ted's lie.

"Ted, you've gone too far this time."

Matthew shook his head.

"ok, ok."

Seeing that Matthew, who looked like a judge, also pronounced the verdict, Ted admitted that he was really wrong: "But I have said everything, what can I do now?"

"Go and apologize!"

Lily couldn't help but patted Ted again: "You are simply the most egregious and hateful breakup. You must have left Natalie with too much sadness. Hurry up and apologize."

"Don't underestimate Ted."

Luke sneered: "We have to believe that he can push his limits."

"do not talk."

Matthew smoothed things over and said: "I don't believe there is anything more extreme than this, and I also believe that Ted will not do anything more extreme."

"is it?"

Luke said with a playful smile: "What if yesterday was an important day for Natalie? What if Ted's phone breakup message was released in public?"

"No!"

Lily couldn't imagine the result, but when she saw Ted's discolored face, her complexion changed drastically, and her voice raised several levels: "No~!!!"

"Ted?"

Matthew was also dumbfounded.

"This one……"

Ted said anxiously: "I don't know too well, after all, Natalie and I haven't talked for long. Now that I think about it, it might be about the same... Yesterday might be her birthday..."

"Ted Mosby!"

Lily hit Ted again with a yell for a hammer.

She couldn't imagine how devastated Natalie would be in that situation.

You know, based on her previous understanding, she knows that Natalie is a cheerful and good girl, and she has a lot of friends. For a birthday party like this, there must be friends who help organize surprise parties and the like.

If Ted's phone message was overheard by all the friends who were waiting to surprise Natalie, that scene... Natalie would be ashamed and angry, maybe she would change from a cheerful and good girl to The society is scared.

After all, when she thinks of being broken up by the good boyfriend she originally wanted to introduce to her friends on the phone, even if her friends don’t know how to laugh at her, she will secretly suspect that everyone is laughing at her. She, she wouldn't want such pity!
"Stop standing around like this, and apologize to Natalie immediately."

Luke reminded: "Have you never watched Criminal Minds? Every serial pervert always has an unfortunate childhood or an unfortunate experience as a trigger point. Aren't you afraid that Natalie's personality will change drastically from then on?"

"……I'll go now!"

Ted shivered, thinking that the party was not going well, so he picked up his coat and left.

"You scared him, didn't you?"

Matthew forced a smile with some fear.

"I hope it's just a scare, too."

Luke said seriously.

Switched to a pure sitcom world, of course he knew that no matter how much Ted went too far, he would just laugh it off in the end.

It seems that those injuries are easy to forget.

But in this comprehensive American drama world, there are real villains.

This is the same as those supernatural and suspenseful plots that are always prone to supernatural beings. Once there is real harm in this world, it will attract real horror.

As for whether Ted's behavior is enough to serve as an introduction, it is a matter of opinion.

Anyway, Luke thinks there is a high probability.

In the original world of looking for mothers, Natalie was greatly stimulated after being so deeply hurt, and went directly to practice military fighting skills. When Ted came to her again a few years later, he used the same method When she hurt her again, she directly used the army fighting technique to teach Ted a lesson.

Emmm.

In that kind of pure comedy world, Ted will inevitably be beaten, let alone this comprehensive American drama world.

Central Park Cafe.

"Look, look, my first paycheck!"

Rachel walked over excitedly holding an envelope: "Look at this has my name on it, it's me!"

"Don't be so happy, maybe you wrote the wrong name."

Sitting on the sofa, Monica sneered: "As we all know, anything can go wrong now."

"..."

Rachel's smile faltered, and she couldn't help but put down the envelope she held high in her hand, and looked at Monica helplessly.

"Look, I still remember my first salary."

Phoebe quickly smoothed things over with a smile: "The mine caved in and eight people were buried alive."

"What a delightful first experience."

Chandler sneered.

"What an apt metaphor."

Monica glanced at Rachel mockingly: "If someone is happy, someone will always be buried alive, there's nothing wrong with that."

"I earned it and deserved it!"

Seeing that Monica was going on endlessly, Rachel also lost her temper. She no longer cared about Monica, and continued to be excited about her first job: "I wipe the table and heat the milk every day, all of which are too...not worth it gone."

"You just understand."

Monica couldn't help but interjected.

"What are they talking about?"

Joey looked at Chandler with some uncertainty: "Is it still a heart?"

Chandler nodded with a thumbs up.

Joey nodded and smiled while showing Joe.

"Who is Social Security?"

Rachel ignored Monica, stared at the information on the pay slip and yelled, "Why did he take all my money?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

Sure enough, she was a rich lady who had never worked and didn't even know about social security.

"Chandler, help me take a look."

Rachel looked around and handed Chandler the pay slip in her hand.

"I don't guarantee that I can make him change his mind~ After all, this is you, the legendary cheerleader of Lincoln High School, much more attractive than me."

Chandler took it while laughing, took a look and said, "It's not that bad."

After finishing speaking, he handed it to Joey next to him.

"Not bad for a first salary."

After Joey took a look, he immediately entered his professional field and performed.

"It's quite enough for you to live on alone."

Ross encouraged against his conscience.

"Really?"

Rachel was both happy and puzzled: "Is this enough for me to live? That's great, otherwise the credit card company keeps calling me, and I don't know how to explain to them that I'm really fine."

"Does this need to be explained?"

Ross was puzzled.

"correct."

Rachel took over her payslip again and explained: "Didn't I cut off my credit card before? I haven't used it for several weeks. The credit card company thought I had an accident because it didn't conform to my spending habits at all."

"The care that rich people receive is really weird everywhere~"

Chandler groaned.

"By the way, how can this money be enough for me to live?"

Rachel stared at the numbers on the salary slip again, suddenly thought of her own doubts, and asked, "Could it be that you have heard some news that my salary will increase after the internship period?"

"That's not true... But your service is very good today, this is your tip."

Ross and the others quickly started tipping.

"..."

Rachel immediately understood that those words were words of comfort, and she could only barely survive by relying on this, and there was no quality of life at all.

At this time, three women dressed in fashionable clothes that were incompatible with the cafe customers came in as if they had just finished shopping. When they saw Rachel at the bar, they immediately called out, "Rachel?"

"what!!!"

Rachel screamed as soon as she saw them.

The three women also called out.

The entire cafe was filled with screams of surprise at the reunion of the four women.

As the girlfriends reunited and asked each other how they were doing, bursts of excited screams resounded through the cafe.

"Ganther?"

The part-time waiter Xiang Nong couldn't bear this look, and couldn't help but look at the manager.

"what happened?"

The white-headed Ganser glanced at Rachel bewilderedly, and replied casually.

"Rachel, she will disturb the other guests."

Shannon reminded.

"It's okay, the guests are basically Rachel's friends."

Baitou Ganser said nonchalantly.

"..."

Shannon glanced at Chandler and the others who hang around here every day, then at the three fashionable girls who just came in, and then thought of the scene where Phoebe came to sing to cheer and almost filled the entire cafe, she was speechless .

"Look at you, wearing a little apron, it's almost like acting."

The most beautiful of the three girls looked at Rachel and joked.

"Joey Tribbiani."

Joey had been staring at the most beautiful girl, but when she saw her mentioning her profession again, she suddenly got excited, walked over to her and stretched out her hand, showing a classic Joey smile: "how you doing~"

"Joey!"

Rachel looked at Joey displeased.

"Ok."

Joey raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, but his eyes still fell on the other party, trying to hook him up with winks.

Rachel's beautiful best friend ignored him and began to chat with Rachel. Whenever they talked about the good things they had encountered recently, the four of them screamed in unison, giving people a feeling of discomfort scratching the blackboard with their fingernails in class.

"Look, I have elbows! Ah!"

When the third scream sounded, Monica couldn't help imitating Rachel and the others, and pretended to scream too.

Although Phoebe didn't want to stand in line for fun, firstly, Monica stared at her, and secondly, the way Rachel got along with the three girlfriends made her envious, so she followed Monica and spread her hands to imitate Rachel and the others. He exclaimed exaggeratedly.

"..."

Looking at Monica and Phoebe like this, Rachel could only give a helpless look.

(End of this chapter)