American drama of life

Chapter 147 Halloween's Pumpkin Girl (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
New Jersey.

Apartment TBBT4B.

dong dong dong.

dong dong dong.

dong dong dong.

"Come on, Sheldon."

Hearing the knock on the door, Petunia immediately knew who was coming, she agreed loudly, and then walked out of the bathroom to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, I felt a blur in front of my eyes, but when I took a closer look, it was still so fancy. I didn't know what to say when I saw the four cosplay nerds whose mothers didn't know each other.

"What are you cosplaying? Zebras?"

"It's so obvious that you can't see it?"

Wearing a black and white striped outfit like a zebra, Sheldon complained to the ignorant Petunia.

"So it's a zebra."

Penny laughed.

"It's the Doppler effect."

Naturally, Leonard would not embarrass the goddess, and took the initiative to introduce: "This is Frodo, and Howard is..."

"what!"

Petunia looked at Howard, who was dressed in green and still had a bow and arrow hanging on. She suddenly remembered something, and pointed at Howard with a smile: "Peter Pan!"

"Actually……"

Leonard wanted to correct him, but was interrupted by the rightful owner Howard: "Peter Pan is Peter Pan, where is the beauty of the party?"

As he spoke, he looked into the apartment with his head.

They ran into Penny after they came back from playing paintball yesterday, and were invited to Penny's Halloween party at the apartment today.

Originally, they were a little socially phobic, so they didn't plan to participate.

But when they heard that it was a themed cosplay party, they immediately became interested.

Cosplay, they are the best at this!

So in order to win the championship in one fell swoop today, everyone personally made cosplay costumes and prepared to show their glory tonight.

"It's only six o'clock."

Penny was speechless.

"so?"

Howard was puzzled.

"Six past six to be exact."

Sheldon raised his hand and tapped the watch on his wrist, and said precisely, "We agreed on six o'clock."

"..."

Penny was completely speechless, knowing that these nerds didn't understand the rules of party participation, so she could only explain patiently: "The appointment at the party is at six o'clock. Generally speaking, no one will arrive at six o'clock, usually at seven or eight o'clock." The clock will come only if..."

Having said that, she paused, looking at the nerds who were looking at her in amazement, not knowing what to say.

She came to understand in a trance.

In the past, those who couldn't attend the party or were invited to be the object of being funny, it seemed that they were always on time, or even arrived early.

"Come in first."

Penny didn't want to talk anymore, so she stepped aside and asked them to go in first.

"What awards ceremony is there tonight?"

Sheldon looked forward: "Best idea? Best production..."

"what?"

Petunia was dumbfounded when she heard that: "My dear, I'm sorry, there are none of these."

"This party sucks."

Seeing this, Shelton directly gave his own evaluation.

"Come on, it's interesting, I promise."

Seeing that Sheldon looked like he was about to leave, Petunia hurriedly persuaded him to stay.

She really wants to have a good relationship with these guys at the opposite door. After all, a friend is a bond, and a group of friends is also a bond.

Besides, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors.

Look at how many things they have done for her when she first came to Leonard!
These are the power of the circle of friends.

"We're not going."

Leonard gave a firm assurance.

"I'm not sure."

Howard put on a pose and said: "Let's see later, there are other cool parties that have invited me, if this place doesn't attract me enough, I can only leave early."

"you can."

Petunia despises Howard the most, seeing him like this, she doesn't bother to keep him.

To be honest, she never minded having more friends and multiple spare tires.

But Howard made her feel so wretched and disgusting that she didn't even bother to take it for nothing.

After Petunia let them go to toilet, she went into the bedroom and bathroom to dress up.

Tonight is Halloween.

Of course she has to dress up.

After more than half an hour, people gradually came to the apartment, but the four of Leonard were still sitting on the sofa, exactly the same as when no one was there, without any change.

No one bothered with them, as if they didn't exist.

"I'm going to take the initiative."

Howard drew his bow and arrow, eager to try.

"You said that an hour ago."

Leonard groaned.

"I really want to go!"

Howard aimed at a single person, said a word, and really got up and went.

Then, as expected, seconds later, he was back again.

"She doesn't appreciate my humor."

Howard comforted himself.

"Ha ha."

Leonard laughed at this, and quickly moved his eyes to Penny again, constantly cheering himself up, but he just didn't have enough courage to stand up and walk over.

"Catwoman, this should be the most slutty catwoman I've ever seen."

Howard followed Leonard's gaze, looked at it, and gave his own comment: "You should cosplay Batman."

"To shut up!"

Leonard also regretted it all the time.

Had he known that Penny cosplays Catwoman, he should indeed cosplay Batman. I guess even people like Penny who have no interest in comics know about this cp.

Usually he also likes cosplaying Batman, why didn't he grasp it this time!
Thinking of this, he wished to give himself a few hard blows.

In fact, in his apartment across the door, he has Batman's cosplay suit, so it's no problem to go there and change it.

But he didn't have that courage.

Before Penny cosplays Catwoman, he has already cosplayed Batman, which is called implying Penny.

But now under such circumstances, if he walked over and changed his outfit to appear in front of Catwoman Petunia, that would be Chi Guoguo's confession.

This... how could he have such courage!
"Ah oh."

Howard suddenly yelled strangely: "It's too late for you to change now, because Bane, who can beat Batman violently, is here."

"That's Penny's ex-boyfriend Kurt."

When Shelton saw it, he immediately recognized the man in animal clothes with a naked upper body. He puffed up his eyes and said, "It's him who took off our pants."

"……To shut up!"

It was already uncomfortable for Leonard to see Kurt flirting with Petunia the catwoman leaning against the corner. How could he hear Sheldon talk about their sad story of being bullied by each other.

Cosplay is for the sense of substitution.

Now that he was like this, he was full of sense of substitution, but he was double critically hit.

"He's Penny's ex-boyfriend?"

Howard heard it, looked at it again, and then let out a strange smile again: "Ah oh~"

"what happened again?"

Leonard said angrily.

"Catwoman and Bane have been in love, and they can no longer be Batman's Catwoman~"

Howard smiled wretchedly.

"……To shut up!"

Leonard immediately felt the deep malice in Howard's extreme obscenity.

"why?"

Sheldon doesn't understand.

Originally, he was not interested in these romances, but he was interested in the metaphors of Batman, Catwoman, and Bane in Howard's mouth.

Because this seems to be different from what unfolded in the comics, could it be that the latest issue of the comics he has not read?
"Trust me, I am the most professional~"

Howard winked.

"Come on."

Leonard looked more and more angry, and taunted: "People on Earth don't understand your humor, so you better shut up!"

Because there were many women at the party, although no one answered him, Rajesh, who was still unable to speak, came to Howard's ear and whispered.

"Yes! That's what it means!"

Howard laughed straight.

Rajesh also smiled lewdly.

"What exactly does that mean?"

Sheldon asked.

"Don't ask! Trust me, you won't want to know."

Leonard didn't want Howard to dirty the giant baby's ears, and reminded.

"There's nothing to say."

Howard gave an evil smile: "Sheldon, you know my major..."

"I do not know."

Sheldon shook his head: "You seem to have said it many times, but I don't know why I just don't remember it."

"..."

Howard's face darkened: "I am an engineer, so I am very proficient in machinery, and in machining equipment, there is a problem of cooperation between parts."

Speaking of this, he couldn't help showing a wretched smile again, glanced at the catwoman Petunia and the orc Kurt who were talking at the door, winked and said.

There are three types of fits: clearance fit, interference fit, and overfit.

Simply put, it is the size and tolerance of the hole and shaft.

There is an error between the actual processed size and the theoretical size, and it is impossible to fit 100%.

The hole is larger than the shaft, which is a clearance fit.

The hole is smaller than the shaft, which is an interference fit.

The hole may be larger or smaller than the shaft, and there may be both clearance and interference, which is an overfit.

If the theoretical dimensions of the hole and the shaft are not the same, there is no way to talk about tolerance fit.

Not to mention secondary processing..."

"To shut up!"

Leonard couldn't help yelling at Howard any longer.

"What did you say?"

Howard was not affected, but the orc Kurt, who wanted to partner with Catwoman Petunia again tonight, looked over dissatisfied.

"I……"

Seeing everyone looking over, especially the damned sense of oppression from the orc Kurt, Leonard was stunned: "I didn't yell at you."

"You said there was no such thing?"

Kurt has long been unhappy with Leonard, so he walked over and looked down at Leonard: "This is Penny's party, and yelling at others is the same as yelling at me."

"Thank you."

Howard didn't mean to stand up to Leonard at all, and thanked the orc Kurt after hearing the words.

It's a pity that the orc Kurt didn't bother to talk to him at all.

"Kurt, be nice."

Catwoman Petunia hurried over to prevent Kurt from further coercing Leonard.

"I'm pretty nice already, aren't I, dwarf?"

Kurt smiled contemptuously.

"I'm not a dwarf."

In this situation, facing Penny's worried gaze, Leonard felt his blood boil all over his body, and corrected with his neck raised, "I'm a hobbit!"

"Is there any difference?"

Kurt frowned.

"The difference is huge..."

Leonard gushed about the history of the Hobbit of the Lord of the Rings.

"You want to get naked this time, don't you?"

Kurt listened with a big head, and directly interrupted the threat.

"No, I don't want to."

Shelton stepped back and shook his head.

"You will also know how to do it. You can't climb up the genetic evolution tree just by doing it."

Leonard lifted his pants, suppressing his fear and mocking.

The scene began to get anxious.

The orc Kurt showed signs of bullying the hobbit Leonard at any time.

Fortunately, seeing that it was not the head, Petunia immediately lost her temper and forcibly interrupted the furious behavior of the orc Kurt.

The orc Kurt wanted something from her tonight, so naturally he could only compromise.

Leonard and the three of them returned to their apartment across the street in full beard, ending their participation in this normal party.

As for why four people came, only three went back?
Because the silent Rajesh has always been a transparent person, everyone has forgotten him, even if he is wearing a very flamboyant Thor costume, sitting on the sofa in the middle of the living room, but no one seems to be able to see him. to him.

Sheldon's apartment.

Leonard sat on the sofa dejectedly.

Sheldon went straight back to the bedroom to remove his make-up.

For him, cosplay without awards has no soul, and naturally there is no need for nostalgia.

"Ha ha."

Howard sat aside with his mobile phone and suddenly laughed out loud.

"why are you laughing?!!!"

Leonard glared at him and said every word.

"Oh, I'm not kidding you."

Howard shook his mobile phone: "I'm posting, a guy is posting their Halloween party, Superman, Batman or something, I said it's too old-fashioned, posting a lot of pictures of the party just now, any girl The pictures can blow them away! They are all envious of us."

"..."

Leonard was speechless.

Normally, he would have laughed out loud.

But tonight, he was really not in the mood.

"Hey, he invited us to play, it's still early, are you going?"

Howard stared at the phone and said.

"I'm not going."

Leonard slumped there, shaking his head.

"Okay then, I'll go with Rajesh... Hey, where's Rajesh?"

Howard got up to take Rajesh to another party, only to find that his good friend was missing.

brother.

dormitory.

A Halloween party is going on here.

roof.

"Brothers, I'm ready to flash."

A fat man looked at this excitement that didn't belong to him, just like Leonard and the others watched Penny's party, endured and endured, and finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Are you sure?"

When Ted and Matthew heard this, they looked at each other, looked over in unison, and said in a strange tone.

"I know what you mean."

The fat man already knew what they were thinking, but he just looked at the beauties next to him but didn't have his share at all. Instead of this, he might as well go back and play games. At least the beauties inside are completely under his control, so he said helplessly: "Just Let my departure create opportunities for you."

Emmm.

That's right, he is the unlucky Zaoshan brother Ted said.

Once he leaves the party early, good things are bound to happen next.

"Luke, where are you? Unluckily Brother Zaoshan is leaving."

Over there, Lily had secretly picked up her cell phone and called Luke.

She always remembered what Luke said, and remembered to call him when she encountered such an opportunity.

"I'm working, I can't go, you guys have fun."

After Luke said something, he hung up the phone and put away the phone.

"A date?"

Standing in front of Luke was a beautiful woman in formal attire, seeing this and asked with a smile.

"No."

Luke shook his head with a smile, without much explanation.

there.

"He has to work and can't come."

Lily put away her phone and said.

"His loss."

Ted stared around, waiting for something good to happen.

"It doesn't necessarily happen every time."

After waiting for a long time, there was no movement. Lily couldn't hold it anymore, and went to find a place to get bored with her boyfriend Matthew.

"The legend won't just be broken like this..."

Ted muttered, his eyes widened as soon as he turned around.

Seeing a pumpkin girl standing in front of him, the most important thing is that God would exclaim!
(End of this chapter)