American drama of life

Chapter 153 Science Without Borders, Kill Howard (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
The next morning.

When Chandler woke up and found Janice sleeping next to him, his eyes widened instantly, and then he remembered the bad decision he made yesterday out of despair.

That is to get back together with Janice.

I didn't think it before, but now that I think about it, how desperate he is to do such a stupid thing.

Before the others really saw Janice, he decided to send her away quickly.

But when he sent Janice to the door softly and was about to close the door and hit the wall, Janice grabbed his collar and laughed in that peculiar weird tone: "Kiss me, Gagaha."

Chandler had no choice but to obey.

Then saw the opposite door opened.

"Chandler, your paper... Janice."

Monica came out with red eyes, handed over the daily newspaper, and then saw the unforgettable Janice, so she was not in a hurry to give the newspaper, and greeted Janice with a smile.

"Monica~"

Janice still has the same accent and taste.

Monica originally wanted to tease Chandler, but when she saw him making a suicide remorse behind Janice, thinking of her experience last night, the smile on her face suddenly forced a smile, and she was not in the mood to tease Chandler.

"Your newspaper."

Monica handed Chandler the newspaper in her hand, then turned and went back.

Janice pestered Chandler for a while to show her affection, and finally left before Chandler collapsed.

Chandler was deeply surprised that Monica didn't continue to joke. At this moment, he also urgently needed to chat, so he pushed the door to enter Monica's apartment without thinking.

And then almost hit his nose.

"I hate locking doors!"

Chandler stopped his body with his hands in time, and shouted.

In the past, they never locked the door, and they opened it as soon as they were pushed.

But since Luke came, it has become like this.

"Monica."

Chandler knocked on the door and laughed at himself, "I'm waiting for you to mock me."

"I'm not mocking you, it's inconvenient now."

Monica called through the door.

"inconvenient?"

Chandler was taken aback, and then laughed at himself: "Is there anyone more inconvenient than Janice?"

"..."

Inside the door, the corner of Monica's mouth twitched, and she reluctantly said, "I'm cleaning, I'll mock you at night, don't worry."

"Okay, now the taunts are all in line."

Chandler laughed at himself and went back.

"Climb down the back stairs!"

Monica glared at Luke who was smiling on the sofa when she heard the door opening and closing: "Anyway, you're a firefighter, so you're not afraid of death!"

"well."

It was really hard for Luke to say anything at a time like this, he was full of good things, and he climbed down the stairs from the balcony in a numb manner.

"You are really climbing, be careful."

Seeing this, Monica was startled, ran to the balcony, and said in a low voice.

Luke had already gone downstairs, waved at her and left.

"Bastard! It's very skilled at first glance!"

Monica cursed bitterly.

After Luke returned, he received a call from Lily.

"is it?"

After hearing the latest gossip about Ted and Dr. Plimpton, Luke joked with interest: "Is there anything more exciting?"

It turned out that Ted got in touch after getting Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton's phone number, and the two connected immediately.

One is the little prince of romance.

One is the slutty pumpkin girl.

They are all waves, and the natural fit is incomparable.

Well, it's called a honey sauce.

Ted even wanted to buy all the works of Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton to read and study.

However, this kind of professional monograph is too expensive. As a student, he is really reluctant to buy it and can't afford it.

Secondly, he went to the bookstore to look, and he knew all those words, but he couldn't read them together at all.

Emmm.

It's the kind that doesn't understand at all!
Then he remembered the scene when he said he was glad he didn't go to Princeton and was laughed at by Sheldon.

I have to admit in my heart that he should really be glad he didn't go!

His mind is indeed not for that kind of high-end scientific research.

Fortunately, people, especially between men and women, often can communicate without language at all.

"No, nothing."

Lily faltered immediately when she heard this.

"Tell me."

As soon as Luke heard it, he immediately understood that he had guessed right, and encouraged gossip.

"Elizabeth is indeed very different..."

Lily herself is not a person who can keep secrets, otherwise there would be no such call, and there was no need for Luke to persuade her. She paused for a moment and went straight to the showdown.

Luke was right.

When Ted took Elizabeth to meet Matthew and Lily, the two couples chatted well, especially with Lily as the magical connection point, the atmosphere gradually became better.

Not surprisingly, Elizabeth, who had a unique hobby, casually said that kind of proposal, which really shocked everyone.

Ted thought Elizabeth was joking.

Matthew and Lily had heard what Luke said before, and they were already mentally prepared, so they were even more shocked than Ted.

Because they know that Elizabeth is not joking.

Then Elizabeth officially said it.

Seriously.

Then it was Ted's turn to be confused.

Elizabeth didn't look like her on the outside, and her status was even more unimaginable to him.

He never thought of it.

"How's Ted?"

Luke laughed unkindly: "Can he still hold it?"

"not too good."

Lily smiled bitterly: "He is not as relaxed as he imagined, and neither is Matthew..."

"He should have thought of it earlier."

Luke didn't continue to tease the resentment in Lily's words, and said with a smile: "After all, is he really surprised that he can appear in front of everyone as a pumpkin girl?"

"Too."

Lily complained: "Matthew is not even comfortable being my model. It is not surprising that he can do what she does calmly."

"Don't get too attached to this boss."

Luke reminded: "Too open is a beast. It's better to be more traditional like Matthew."

Lily likes to draw, and she has learned it specially.

Painting needs models.

Matthew couldn't accept that Lily was looking for a male model, so he had no choice but to do it by himself, Guoguo made a mannequin for his girlfriend Lily.

"Ok."

Lily agreed reluctantly.

In fact, she is also a fantasist, and she likes to fantasize all day long. If she really moved her, she would be discouraged.

The so-called unparalleled blessings, misfortunes do not come singly.

Not long after the old man downstairs from Monica and the others passed away, another sad news came.

Monica's real tenant of the apartment, her grandmother, has passed away.

Luke attended the funeral with everyone.

At this moment, even if Monica was unhappy with some of Luke's behaviors, she acquiesced that he attended as her boyfriend for the sake of saving face for herself.

"I thought we were friends."

Also present was Monica's cousin, the wretched master Howard, who leaned over to Luke and said a little angrily.

"It seems that you are wrong."

Luke was not used to him, so he directly turned back.

"...I'm Monica's cousin, and this is grandma's funeral."

Howard never expected that Luke would be so disrespectful to himself on this occasion.

"so?"

Luke said impatiently.

"Okay, let's forget about the past."

Howard was immediately discouraged, and adjusted his emotions: "In the future, like the Italian beauty Aurora and Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton, please remember to tell me inside information."

"Tell you what?"

Luke sneered.

"Of course...you understand~"

Howard winked.

"This is your grandma's funeral, is it really okay for you to say this now?"

Luke looked at him: "Also, you should take your companion's feelings into consideration."

As he spoke, he gestured to Rajesh, who had been following Howard transparently and silently.

"Why should I care about him?"

Howard's mouth twitched.

"Do you still need me to explain it?"

Luke joked: "Even if you take him with you on this occasion, don't you really understand your own heart?"

Rajesh suddenly showed an ambiguous smile.

"Don't laugh like that!"

Howard was uncomfortable for a while, and then ignored his good friend who was always holding him back, and smiled at Luke: "I'm serious, if there is such a good thing in the future, can you tell me, like that Italian Beauty, I think I can do it."

"Of course you think you can, even dolphins you think you can."

Luke groaned.

Rajesh nodded and smiled again, a very approving expression.

"..."

Howard was speechless.

I really don't know how to argue with this.

"You go and stay with my mother."

Howard couldn't see Rajesh like this, so he pushed him away.

"I'm not for myself, I'm for everyone."

Seeing that Rajesh was gone, Howard approached Luke who had already come together with Monica and the others, and said with a playful smile: "That Italian beauty is simply the best template for future robot prostitutes, if you tell me in advance, Give me a chance to see..."

"To shut up!"

Monica scolded in disgust: "This is grandma's funeral, and you said such a disgusting thing!"

"That's right, a robot girlfriend is a robot girlfriend, what about a robot whore?"

Joey thought he agreed.

"..."

Monica stared at him speechlessly.

"Leave me alone, just pretend I don't exist."

Seeing Luke and the others looking at him, Chandler laughed at himself.

"You don't understand that."

Howard immediately went to Joey's side and gave him a popular science: "A robot girlfriend is a robot girlfriend, and a robot whore is a robot whore. Think about it, there are some things you can bear to do to a robot girlfriend? It doesn't matter if a robot whore~ "

"...It's still your profession."

After a moment of surprise, Joey pursed his lips and nodded and smiled.

"What's your look?"

Seeing that Howard looked at him strangely, Chandler couldn't help asking.

"Nothing, just curious."

Howard shook his head.

"Curious what?"

Chandler is upset.

"I wonder if you are a man."

Howard sighed: "If it were me, I would never let go."

"You've got Rajesh, stop trying to get Chandler out."

Luke joked.

"Stop joking, I'm serious."

Howard said with a look of pity: "This kind of perfect woman, you actually broke up on your own initiative. To be honest, I have to doubt your orientation."

"Perfect?"

Monica complained: "You want your wife to be like this?"

"What does this have to do with my wife?"

Howard said confidently: "I don't even want the title of girlfriend, okay? I'm talking about a perfect woman!"

Ross was beside him, and he actually agreed with Howard, but it was difficult to say, but he really wanted to speak, so he took the initiative to tell why Chandler broke up.

"Little man?"

Howard sneered when he heard it: "What is that? Let them come! It's more exciting!"

"..."

Everyone was left speechless by Howard's shamelessness.

Ross looked bitter.

He really agrees with his cousin, but Aurora doesn't like him at all.

That's right!

After getting Chandler's permission, Ross immediately went to Aurora, expressed his admiration, and wanted to line up to join this big family.

However, Aurora declined with a smile.

The reason, on the surface, is that they don't want to make Chandler sad, but in fact they just don't like Rose.

After all, she is so busy, and Chandler knows it all, and there are really not many Doros.

Doodle.

At this moment, Howard's cell phone rang, and when he took it out, his eyes lit up.

"Are you spying on Elizabeth Plimpton?"

With sharp eyes, Luke blurted out in shock when he saw the content on the phone.

Everyone looked over in shock.

"That's not surveillance...I'm just caring."

Howard said embarrassingly.

"How can you do that?"

"how did you do that?"

Brother and sister Monica and Ross asked two questions at the same time.

"What's this?"

Howard said disapprovingly: "You don't think there is any information security in the United States, do you?"

After explaining to Monica, he looked at Ross again, and smiled triumphantly: "I just found a friend in the military and borrowed some authority, and I didn't do anything, just... concerned about the whereabouts of Dr. Plimpton , in order to have the opportunity to ask academic questions."

Joey gave a thumbs up.

Rose's eyes lit up.

Everyone else was completely speechless and shocked.

Luke got over the initial shock and felt it made sense again.

After all, in the Big Bang in the original time and space, in order to pick up girls, Howard can drive the Mars rover into the ditch, call the military drones to take pictures of the positions of supermodels, and transfer all kinds of high-tech equipment from those tall Take it out at will from the organization.

In addition, he himself was engaged in space toilets, and later became an astronaut.

It must be highly bound with the secret department of the United States.

In the later stage, I was worried that the things I had researched would be used as weapons, all kinds of weird behaviors, and it was a joke to say that science has no borders and is for all human beings.

"Have you ever monitored me?"

Monica's eyes widened as she thought of something.

"I'd rather..."

Howard muttered, seeing that everyone looked at him with wrong eyes, especially Luke's very dangerous eyes, he quickly explained: "It's not as scary as you imagined, at most I can only locate it, and I can't activate the camera of your mobile phone. "

"That's not because you don't have enough authority and can't do it, but because Monica and the others didn't have smartphones before."

Luke sneered.

"hiss."

Monica and the others gasped, feeling unwell.

Since that incident, they all knew that their privacy could no longer be guaranteed as before.

But vaguely knowing it is one thing, knowing it clearly is another thing, not to mention that there are extremely wretched people like Howard who get permission to peep at the other end at will, which makes people shudder and kill Howard. up.

(End of this chapter)