American drama of life

Chapter 155 Who is the King of the Cheap Kings (2 chapters in 1, please subscribe!)
"Hi, Phil."

Seeing little Luke with curly hair, Janice patted little Luke on the head proudly, and then walked past Phil who was dazed and unable to hide.

"Hi, hi, Janice."

Phil greeted in a flustered response: "What a coincidence, you're here too."

"Don't pretend, these are leftovers from my work."

Janice directly dismantled him, and then pointed to her nose and let out a classic Janice laugh: "Remember? Gagaha~"

How could Phil forget, his face turned pale.

It looks like he still has a long way to go to beat Janice.

That's right.

He still doesn't give up.

Phil Dunphy never gives up.

"Dad, she knew Luke the fireman."

Curly-haired little Luke said with bright eyes.

"Lots of people know Fireman Luke."

Phil said uncomfortably.

"Why don't we invite him to our house for dinner? I haven't seen him for a long time."

Curly-haired little Luke suggested.

"No!"

Phil subconsciously refused.

"why?"

Curly-haired little Luke was puzzled.

"This one……"

Phil hesitated, not knowing what to say.

After all, Luke has a deep relationship with their family, and his attitude towards Luke has always been relatively warm.

Sometimes too enthusiastic.

These curly-haired little Lukes are all in their eyes.

Now that he has changed his attitude rashly, if he were to talk about the reason, he would not be able to tell his son.

After all, that's not what a son can hear.

Things start some time ago.

Both Phil and Claire like Halloween very much, and they have a different hobby for cosplay. In addition, the couple has a very good relationship and their wedding anniversary is approaching, so at Phil's suggestion, the two temporarily left their three children. Go out and celebrate alone.

As for the way to celebrate, it was naturally a little crooked, and I played cosplay!

Phil assumed a new identity, went to talk to Claire who was sitting alone in the bar, talked about the private life of the Dunphys as a third party, and then initiated an invitation to play in the open room.

Green yourself.

I have to say that the city can play.

It's a pity that although the plan is good, it can't keep up with the changes.

When the two men and women who 'have an affair' walked out of the bar hand in hand to go to the hotel room, when they took the escalator upstairs, Claire's skirt accidentally got stuck.

This is awkward.

Because Claire had prepared a lot in advance for this cosplay, there was nothing in the skirt.

Now that the skirt is stuck and people are coming and going, even if she wants to take off the skirt and escape, she can't do it.

He could only stand there in embarrassment, waiting for rescue.

I thought that was embarrassing enough.

But who would have thought that at this moment, her father was playing in the hotel with his stepmother who was younger than her, and they ran into the Claire couple who were stuck there.

The little stepmother was very enthusiastic to ask for help, but Claire naturally refused, showing silky coquettishness between tugging and tugging.

Fortunately, both the father-in-law and the little stepmother were big men, and the three of them surrounded Claire and wrapped her in the coat.

At this point, Phil already felt that it was the limit.

However, Luke happened to be nearby, too, and he got a good look.

Claire didn't know what was going on, but her emotions exploded all of a sudden, and she ran straight to a place where no one was around.

Accidentally, I fell a big maha, that kind of scene...

Even if Phil is a green man, someone who loves to be green at every turn, he still doesn't know how to describe his mood at that time.

He adjusted quickly.

After all, as a salesman, sometimes your own beautiful wife has to do something too.

For example, a big client before, kissed directly as a meeting ceremony.

Claire was stunned at the time, his mouth moved to the side without avoiding it, but he turned a blind eye.

This happened several times, and when Phil was not at home, he came to help fix things and drink together.

Claire reminded Phil.

Phil didn't take it seriously, and only said that the other party often travels abroad, maybe this is the etiquette of which country.

Emmm.
Regardless of whether it is etiquette or not, Phil doesn't care about it, whether it is atmosphere or a different kind of green mood, then the beholder has a different opinion.

Besides, he had a good example.

That was his father-in-law.

A successful businessman, in his [-]s and [-]s, married a wife who was younger than his own daughter. For his own business, he also asked this murderous wife to come forward. In the original time and space, Penny helped Leonard run for the tenured professorship. He used brutal methods to help him get a big client.

This is also a tradition in the American theater world.

It is never ashamed but proud to let the wife get more and more crowded and cruel to take the initiative to blind others' eyes and lure others to achieve their goals.

So after Phil got through the initial discomfort, he quickly calmed down and liked to use this to tease his wife Claire.

But Claire did not have such a good attitude.

Once Phil made a joke about it, she got mad and didn't even want to see Luke again.

After a few times, Phil didn't dare to mention this again. No matter how his daughters reminded him, he stopped talking about inviting Luke to his house as a guest.

"What's the matter?"

Little curly-haired Luke looked at his father with confused eyes.

"Your mother hates Luke."

Phil hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "Well, it's a very annoying kind, so you don't talk about inviting Luke to your house again, you know?"

"That's it."

Curly-haired little Luke was disappointed and confused: "Dad, are you sure that's annoying?"

"..."

Phil's eyes froze for a moment, and the corners of his mouth twitched, not knowing what to say.

He suddenly thought of the identity of his avatar.

A successful manager who was also a part-time firefighter, the look in the eyes of his then-wife Claire in retrospect...

Grandma Monica's funeral is over.

Everyone has dinner together.

"what happened?"

Seeing Rose's constipated face, Joey couldn't help asking curiously.

"nothing……"

Ross glanced at Joey, then at Howard, who was talking coquettishly over there, hesitant to speak.

"What's the matter?"

Joey clasped his hands and asked.

"It's nothing."

Rose was still hesitant.

"alright."

Seeing this, Joey waved and shouted, "Howard!"

"what are you doing?"

Rose was in a hurry, afraid of attracting everyone's attention.

"Let's help you relieve your worries together."

Joey smiled and said, "It must be an emotional matter, has there been misty rain recently?"

"how do you know."

Ross blurted out.

"Because you look at me and Howard at the same time, isn't it too clear."

Joey showed a Joey smile.

"..."

Ross was speechless.

What Joey said was exactly right.

He really had to find Joey and Howard to solve this matter.

If it wasn't for this matter, he would have gone to Joey directly. After all, Joey was his friend, and Howard was his annoying cousin, who might poke his tires at any time and embarrass him.

But this matter is very special. It seems that Howard is more suitable, and Joey should not be as good as Howard.

That's why he was so troubled.

"What's the good news?"

Howard winked wretchedly as soon as he came over.

"Why are you making that expression!"

Roston couldn't stand his cousin's obscenity, and complained unhappily: "We can't have business with you?"

"Please!"

Howard shrugged and said with a smile: "Look at the three of us, all of us are vagabonds, together, what else can we do other than men and women?"

"It makes sense."

Joey pursed his lips and nodded with a deeply approving expression.

"Recently our museum colleague Celia expressed interest in me..."

Rose struggled for a while, and then said it in pauses.

"Holy shit!"

Howard's eyes were red when he heard it: "Why did you encounter such a good thing!"

"What's there to say?"

Joey smiled ambiguously: "She told you to say it, so you just say it, you can't even say this?"

It turns out that in the museum where Ross works, there is a colleague named Celia, who is very beautiful, and can chat with Ross in the professional field, so the two have a hot fight.

But who would have thought that everything would go well, until they reached a critical moment, Rose discovered Celia's difference.

Celia wants him to talk dirty.

That's right!

It's Howard's best swearing.

The wilder the better!

The hateful thing is that Ross was dumbfounded at the time, and he wasted all he had learned, and stammered but didn't say a word that was enough to show off, which directly cut off the fiery atmosphere.

Fortunately, Celia didn't beat him to death with a stick, and gave him a chance to say something that satisfies her on the next date.

Then, before the second date, grandma's funeral came.

So much so that just after the funeral, Rose was thinking about this matter.

I think he studied the murderous comics such as Wonder Woman when he was a student, and he was familiar with many masterpieces of Nora Bing, and he often visited small movie and video stores. The theory is unparalleled!

In addition, the wife of the librarian, who has decades of practical experience in poetry and books, gave her personal guidance. There is light in her eyes, and in his eyes, there is light naturally.

God said, let there be light, and there was light!

It can be said that under the guidance of the librarian's wife, Ross has practical experience in going to heaven.

In such a condition of invincibility in both theory and practice, it is actually not difficult at all to say a few coquettish words.

Listening to the classic coquettish words he said to his cousin Casey, "I haven't had a new life for a long time", it is enough to see that his coquettishness is actually not weaker than that of Howard, the incarnation of coquettishness.

It's a pity that he was caught off guard at the time.

Just like when Ted met Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton, he never expected that such a beautiful and innocent beauty would be such a silver...

So much so that mistakes were made, and then there was a psychological shadow and began to feel unconfident, coupled with the longing and worry about the second and possibly last chance to hit base on a date, that's why it happened that he became a person like him. Ask other people, even the most difficult coquettish cousin, how to speak coquettishly.

"How about I go and tell you?"

Under Howard's envy, jealousy and hatred, he still uttered flirtatious words.

Ross was convinced.

Sao, or Howard Sao!
"no need!"

Rose glared at Howard.

"Well, you use me as Celia to practice first."

Joey smiled and suggested a solution.

"...how do you practice this?"

Ross looked at Joey's face and became even more awkward.

"Close your eyes and say what you want to say."

Joey smiled and said, "Try it!"

"I'm familiar with this."

Howard laughed beside him.

Although it hasn't happened yet, in the future he will overdose estrogen because of applying ointment to his mother, so the girly woman wants to check with her good friends to see if each other's breasts have expanded.

It also didn't happen that Sailor Moon, who faced Floyd's nightmare with a good friend and went to an anime festival to fight a few hundred pounds together.

But it's all too commonplace for Ross and Joey to be as close and eerie as they are now.

He really didn't think it was a big deal.

"Okay, I don't need you here."

Seeing that Joey was so confident, Ross also heartily approved of this trial plan. Now that he had a plan, he naturally didn't want to see his cousin Howard again, so he directly spoke out to drive him away.

It was already embarrassing to be alone in front of Joey.

If it wasn't for Joey's serious attitude towards teaching, he wouldn't be able to do it at all, let alone a naughty cousin watching.

there.

"Chandler~"

Janice dragged her voice, looking for a few shopping bags in each hand.

"Janice..."

Chandler also called out in response, but unlike Janice who was full of smiles, he showed how awkward he was to everyone, and he almost didn't jump up and slap himself in the face to express his mood at the moment.

"Look what I bought for you?"

Janice smiled triumphantly, shaking the shopping bag in her hand.

"Please be poison."

Chandler muttered under his breath.

"You're still so funny, Gagaha."

Janice laughed strangely, then took out a shopping gift bag: "Look!"

"Oh look! It's socks!"

Rachel smiled oddly.

Luke smiled too.

Seeing it, Monica secretly twisted Luke hard.

She actually knows the stalk, that is, Rachel's ex-fiancé, Barry, likes to wear socks and never takes them off.

And Luke, who knew this, naturally teased Rachel with this.

"It's not just socks. I bought a lot of good things for my sweet baby. Let's see if I like them."

Janice held Chandler's face, like a rich lady taking care of Chandler.

"I like it so much~"

Gritting his teeth, Chandler broke free from Janice's hand, and showed an unbearable expression to everyone behind Janice's back.

Phoebe gave him a wink at this.

Seeing Janice's look of really adopting him and treating him as a pet, Chandler took a deep breath and decided to speak out: "Janice, don't worry, I have something to tell you."

"Don't worry. If you have anything to say, I'll say it later. If you want to thank me, you can say it later, Gagaha."

Janice reached out and grabbed Chandler by the collar, pulled Chandler over and kissed.

"enough!"

Chandler couldn't take it anymore, so he pushed Janice away and made the matter clear.

Don't talk about after the New Year, don't talk about Thanksgiving, even now he can't stand it!

"Chandler!"

Janice heard that Chandler was going to break up in public, looked around the crowd, and then said with tears in her eyes: "This is the last time, this time we broke up, we will never be able to do it again."

(End of this chapter)