Douluo starts with pea shooter

Chapter 18 Tortoise Shell Defense
Huo Wu thought that if Lan Nuo was pushed into a hurry, he would hit someone, but she didn't understand at all what kind of operation it was to crouch with her head in her arms.

I saw Lan Nuo, who was being pressed against the city wall by her, dropped a seed, and with a bang, the seed grew into a huge pumpkin shell with a pattern of grimaces on it. Very funny.

Lan Nuo's muffled voice came from inside the pumpkin shell: "As long as I don't fight back, the sheriff won't fine me! Come and hit me! Idiot!"

"Pfft! What are you? You want to block the soul skills of the great soul master with just one layer of melon?" Huo Wu was amused by Lan Nuo, who didn't expect this guy who wanted money to have such a strange soul skill.

"Hit me if you can! If you don't hit me, you can leave!" Lan Nuo's voice came from the pumpkin, and then he saw the pumpkin moving slowly, like a snail crawling.

"This is what you said yourself, I'm not polite!" Huo Wu was eager to try, released her martial soul, the fiery shadow behind her overlapped with her, and then a flame rose from her palm, the first soul ring flickered, and the flame turned into an arc The shaped light blade fell on the pumpkin shell.

It's sizzling!

There was an unpleasant scorching sound, and then there was the aroma of roasted pumpkin, and the whole side of the pumpkin shell was roasted black.

Huo Wu tapped the pumpkin shell: "Are you okay? You won't be steamed, right?"

puff!
A hand suddenly stretched out from the pumpkin shell, broke off a piece of roasted pumpkin, and then retracted. The pumpkin took root in the ground again, and the place burned by the flame quickly returned to its original state. There was crunching chewing from the pumpkin shell Voice.

"Do you want to eat it? One copper coin is one catty, it's delicious!" Lan Nuo gnawed it while tempting Huo Wu.

Fire Dance: "???"

You are such a business genius...

"Give me two yuan! I haven't eaten for a long time!" The sudden voice startled the Huowu brothers and sisters. At some point, Master Cat actually sat on the big pumpkin and knocked on the pumpkin.

"I hate prostitutes like you the most!" Lan Nuo angrily cut a hole in the pumpkin, and handed a piece of burnt to Master Cat.

"Two little friends, let's end today's business! This is a pumpkin shell that can defend against thousand-year-old soul skills, and you can't break it." Master Cat didn't dislike the burnt pumpkin, and puffed his cheeks and said: "You can try it. Try, let me remind you, this kind of pumpkin shell can cover more than one layer, even if you can break a layer of pumpkin, it is useless."

"It's no wonder even Yu Tianheng lost! Such a powerful defensive martial spirit." Huo Wushuang's tone was full of admiration.

"If you think it's a defense-type martial soul, just treat it as a defense-type martial spirit!" Master Cat was noncommittal, and tapped on the pumpkin: "Let's go! I'm addicted to being molested by a girl!"

"You were molested by a girl, you were molested by a girl weighing more than 200 pounds!" Lan Nuo said angrily.

brush!
A cold light flashed, and the extremely strong three-layered pumpkin was cut open in an instant, revealing Lan Nuo with a dazed face inside, the cat master's fingertips were on his chin, and a broken expression appeared on his face: "You! Only! Being! Two! Hundred! More! Jin! Of! Sister! Son! Tune! Play! Pass!”

"Fuck! Sarilang!" Lan Nuo's keen intuition told him that he must have accidentally poked Master Cat's dark history.

"Farewell!" As he said that, he pressed the spider silk launcher and quickly slipped away from the eaves.

Master Mao's expression was cloudy and uncertain, his mind was full of the unbearable past of living in another empire, it took him a long time to recover, and then he noticed that he had unintentionally released his martial spirit, the dark ten thousand year spirit ring No one dared to approach the oppressive surrounding hundred meters, and Huo Wu and Huo Wushuang even sat down on the ground, panting violently.

"Soul...Soul King!" Huo Wushuang murmured softly, his heart seemed to be gripped by a big hand of fear, and every time it beat, it seemed to explode.

"Ah? I'm sorry, I just thought of some bad things. I didn't scare you! In fact, Lan Nuo is not a bad person. Apart from being black-bellied, greedy for money, poisonous tongue, insane, and unmotivated, he has no major shortcomings.

This is our address in Tiandou City, come and play when you have time!By the way, you remember that silver snow leopard!How about a [-]% discount for a two-person group play with cats?Chuxue is fluffy, do you want to masturbate?Just give money, I don't think you are short of money. "

This cat master is looking poor, and he wants to find someone to buy cats with him, which can save a lot of money!

Huo Wu foolishly took the business card, recalling the soft fur of the Silver Snow Leopard, couldn't help swallowing, and shouted in her heart: "I really want a cute, soft pet that can also be a thug! "

……

Facts have proved that the immunity of human beings to cats is absolutely negative. In the afternoon, Huo Wu and Huo Wushuang came to the hotel owned by the Shengcai Chamber of Commerce. They were all buried in the soft hair, completely forgetting that their legs were weak from being scared by it before.

Huo Wushuang stared warily at Chuxue, who was lazily lying on the sofa with her belly exposed, for fear that the thousand-year-old soul beast would bite off a piece of flesh from her sister.

"Number one! Play the song, I want to listen to "The Longest Movie"." Lan Nuo's equally lazy voice came, adhering to the principle of not sitting when he could lie down, Lan Nuo lay on the sofa at the door of the hotel.

"Master Megatron, you can't do this, my voice will be hoarse! I am a mighty Decepticon, a fighter, not a singer! Decepticons don't need music!"

"Successful! Give him the whole plate of pig's brains, remember to add more oil." After Lan Nuo finished speaking, Liu Shengcai started to prepare.

Decepticon One: "..."

Dignity and delicious food are both what you want, and you can't have both...

"Our beginning～is the longest movie～"

"Hey! You're so good! Don't poke the needle~ You can listen to free songs. I want to listen to Jay Chou's songs a hundred times a hundred times!"

As soon as Lan Nuo's voice fell, the BGM of No. 80 changed, and became the exclusive BGM of Wang Yiyun. There was also a voice-over from a vicissitudes boy in the music: "Some people died, and they were buried at the age of [-]. They are all small people. They are alive. That's enough, you are really not needed by this world, you are born human, I am sorry."

"Hey! Netease Cloud's stalk, playing once is enough! And you are not a human at all, you are a Decepticon, so don't be sorry if you can't give birth to a human!" Lan Nuo smashed a pea on the hood of No. Stop casting.

"Ah! What is that? Not only does that car not use horses, but it can also talk! Is it some kind of magical soul beast?" Huo Wu's curiosity was immediately attracted by the singing car.

"That's right! Are you a soul beast? How about taking you apart to see if you have a soul ring?" Lan Nuo's eyes lit up.

"Our beginning~is the longest movie~" No. [-] thought from the heart in an instant, in order to show that it was useful, he played the paid music aggrievedly.

"What is a movie?" Huo Wu stopped petting the cat, and looked curiously at the singing machine.

"Uh...it's not easy to explain, number one, will there be a movie?"

"Yes! Yes! I'll let it go. What do you want to see?"

Lan Nuo: "?!"

[To be continued]

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