The Three-Body Problem: The Most Competent Wallfacer of All Time

Chapter 67 Function
When Jiang Yu entered the conference room, the moment he saw Wang Miao, he used up the "empty window period for calculating sophon monitoring" that he had set up earlier.

Sophon's monitoring specifications for him are the same as before, from nine o'clock in the morning to nine o'clock in the evening.

In other words, this meeting is still being monitored by Sophon.

That's why Jiang Yu wanted to delay the time until after nine o'clock.

Everyone was a little confused about Jiang Yu's "suggestion" for eating.

Several foreign soldiers have already smiled and shook their heads, expressing absurdity. After all, the meeting has just begun, so what are we going to eat?

Chang Weisi cleared his throat before saying, "It's time for dinner in an hour and a half. Let's have a meeting first."

He paused and said again: "Comrades, everyone present at this meeting has a basic understanding of the current situation. In Dashi's words, the news is equal. The war between humans and alien invaders has begun ..."

Chang Weisi began to discuss how to obtain the information on the "Judgment Day" through the transition of a long paragraph.

Seeing that Shi Qiang was about to speak, Jiang Yu said first, "I suggest that Shi Qiang be the last to speak."

A group of people who were debating whether to attack the "Judgment Day" with a neutron bomb or a neurotoxin looked at each other in confusion. What kind of advice is this?
Chang Weisi was also a little puzzled, what kind of consultant did he find?
Only Shi Qiang had more contact with Jiang Yu and had a certain tacit understanding. He grinned and said, "Okay, I will say it last."

A British colonel crossed his arms and said, "I heard that there is an art form in China called cross talk. Are you performing art?"

Another Chinese-American lieutenant colonel smiled: "Cross talk is a form of making everyone laugh, but their words are incomprehensible."

The British colonel joked: "No, they managed to make me laugh."

Since the conversation between the two was in English, Shi Qiang asked Jiang Yu, "Are they scolding us?"

Jiang Yu smiled and said, "No, they said we were talking about cross talk."

Then he put on a smiling face and said in Mandarin: "Laugh hard, there will be times when you laugh your teeth out."

The British colonel didn't understand Jiang Yu's words, but the American lieutenant colonel obviously understood, but he didn't take it to heart.

In the ensuing discussion, everyone proposed one solution after another, and then rejected them one by one.

Just when everyone wanted to report the two immature proposals, Jiang Yu always spoke just right to keep their topic going.

The meeting dragged on until the evening, and everyone continued after dinner.

It dragged on until nine o'clock, and everyone's patience was exhausted. Jiang Yu muttered in a low voice: "I have absolute loyalty to the Lord."

Seeing that the fraud value had not increased, he continued: "I have key information about the two protons for everyone."

Then Jiang Yu briefly described Sophon's situation. Everyone couldn't believe that the enemy had already mastered this level of technology!

Ding Yi, who participated in the meeting, explained to everyone the possibility of opening the micro dimension, and some people began to believe it.

Someone immediately realized: "Since Sophons are everywhere, now..."

"Why do you think I have delayed this meeting?" Jiang Yu smiled and said, "Are you making everyone laugh?"

The English colonel's face suddenly became bright, and he wanted to smile awkwardly, but he couldn't.

But the American lieutenant colonel simply turned his head away from looking at Jiang Yu.

Chang Weisi asked Jiang Yu: "Do you know Sophon's monitoring rules?"

"You can say that!" Jiang Yu wasn't bragging. He could tell whether Sophon was monitoring him or not by simply cheating.

Everyone in the venue gasped, a little unbelievable.

Jiang Yu hurriedly explained: "I can only roughly deduce the law of surveillance."

Ding Yi hurriedly asked: "What is your inference based on?"

This stumped Jiang Yu.

Ding Yi hurriedly said again: "It's not convenient to say it."

Jiang Yu smiled slightly, and changed the subject: "I suggest that future meetings against aliens should be held after nine o'clock in the evening local time. So far, this can avoid most of the monitoring."

Chang Weisi nodded: "Your news is very important, otherwise any of our plans will be exposed to the enemy's monitoring. Every time our operation has not started, it has already failed."

Jiang Yu went on to say: "I tell everyone this news because I hope everyone can promise me one condition: any documents about the 'Poisoned Apple Project' obtained on the 'Judgment Day' will be deleted directly!
"Many of you still don't know about this plan, but for now, I am the person who knows ETO and Trisolarans best in the human camp, please choose to believe me!"

A foreign military officer asked: "Is there any dark secret in the document?"

Jiang Yu immediately added: "If you don't know the content of this document, it's best not to inquire about it. I hope to ensure its highest confidentiality level."

Chang Weisi: "I will report this to my superiors."

A French lieutenant colonel said: "First of all, we need to get those documents before we can delete them. It is too early for us to say these things."

Jiang Yu smiled and said to Shi Qiang: "Da Shi, please start your performance."

So half an hour later, "Operation Guzheng" took shape.

After the meeting, Jiang Yu and Shi Qiang looked at the night sky with almost no stars and smoked.

Shi Qiang smoked the cigar he had just "captured" from Stanton and asked, "Brother, the aliens you mentioned just now are really so evil?

"Wouldn't it be possible for them to see me pissing in the future?"

Jiang Yu said with a smile: "It's not just peeing, if you do that, they may also be watching the live broadcast."

Shi Qiang pouted, took a puff of his cigar and said, "Then I'll pee a little higher in the future, and try to get that sophon."

Jiang Yu laughed loudly: "Da Shi, I really admire you. At this time, shouldn't you feel that the world is different now?"

Shi Qiang said with a smile: "That's something you should feel deeply about."

……

The success of "Operation Guzheng" allowed the combat centers of various countries to obtain a large amount of information from the "Judgment Day".

Jiang Yu found an important strategy of the trisolaran head of state in these materials, which is to tell the earth people the true intention of the trisolaran world, so as to achieve the purpose of causing the earth people to collapse themselves.

So Evans was really given up by the Trisolarans. His greatest role was to show the strength of the Trisolarans to the people on Earth.

The combat center held a meeting again. Chang Weisi emphasized at the beginning of the meeting: "In the future, any secrets on the earth will no longer exist."

He glanced at Jiang Yu, and Jiang Yu, who could roughly guess the vacant period of Sophon's monitoring, became especially important now.

The participants all understood the existence of sophons, and the world was different from the past.

After Chang Weisi's speech was over, five words appeared in front of the eyes of all the participants: You are worms!

The atmosphere at the meeting site immediately fell into a downturn.

Jiang Yu smiled and said, "Three-body star is just a slightly bigger bug!"

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(End of this chapter)