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Chapter 147 The honest melon eaters

Chapter 147 The honest melon eaters

The first troll in 2022 came later than expected!
There were still three days before the release, and Gao Shuang received a call from Ye Anlei before he got up in the morning.

"A large-scale operation of the navy has already begun on the Internet. It is said that most of them are operated by the advertising and distribution company of "Bipolar"." Ye Anlei explained to Gao Shuang on the phone: "If you have nothing to do today, don't come to the company first. Now there are reporters blocking you downstairs!"

"Do you need me to come forward and say something?" Gao Shuang asked.

Ye Anlei thought for a while and replied, "I don't need you to come forward for the time being. A lot of preparations have been made at the beginning of the publicity work, and the current situation can be expected."

Hearing Ye Anlei say this, Gao Shuang responded, "Okay, let me know when you need my cooperation!"

"Well..." Ye Anlei was silent on the other end of the phone, and said, "The reports on the Internet are all nonsense, don't take it to heart when you see it."

"Don't worry!" Gao Shuang said freely: "I'm in a good mood, they can't affect me!"

……

After the call with Ye Anlei was over, Gao Shuang turned on the computer and searched for today's news in the film and television entertainment section.

Just see what you guys say about me!
Just smile and never get angry!
Ok……

We are in such a good mood!

Like the previous two days, "Crazy Stone" still dominates the screen, but this time the title is a one-sided attack!

Full of malice can almost escape from the screen!
"Three no films are released with hype, misleading the audience and disrupting the market!"

"The biggest shame in the history of Chinese film industry! The small studio movies are marketed wildly, and they are popular before they are released. This is the tragedy of the times!"

"Old-fashioned plot, chaotic narrative, sloppy ending! Experts predict 'Crazy Stone' will be the most disappointing film of the year."

"The professor of film studies said bluntly: There are huge flaws in the narrative and editing of "Crazy Stone", and the sophomore students' studies should not be so low-level!"

"It's a blasphemy to the art of film to bring vulgar sketches to the big screen!"

""Bipolar" has become the biggest victim of this malicious marketing, and the subsequent box office may be cut in half!"

"Director Chen Qi'an said that Director Gao Shuang was young and impulsive, and whether it was the choice of the theme of the work or the disregard during the publicity period, it made a bad start for the film industry!"

……

Gao Shuang was amused when I looked around!
Hype release?

Misleading the audience and disrupting the market?
Lao Tzu normally advertises and broadcasts advertisements, what if I eat your rice?
If "Crazy Stone" is all hype, what about "Bipolar"?

There is also this group of "mouth strong kings" who dare to buckle others' hats in order to win eyeballs!

Also "the biggest shame in Chinese film history"?
The most disappointing film of the year?

Where are you all these brick houses, called beasts?
Have you guys watched my movie and just blindly comment on JB?

And that Chen Qi'an!
That's all you need to do behind your back. You don't even need your face, and you just scolded Lao Tzu by name? !

You guys are all so strong in one day, and you have been soaring up to [-] miles, right?
This is awesome! ! !

Gao Shuang looked at it, and the fire in his heart began to rise!

We really don't get used to you with this little temper!
He registered an account at random, took a random screen name, and then replied one by one under the post.

The first to bear the brunt is the article that said the "Stone" hype:

"As an honest melon eater!

After reading this article, I really had the urge to vomit!

Movies now!There is no limit to the hype!
Especially this "Crazy Stone"!
Before shooting starts, the location is speculated, and the film is speculated on the subject matter.

After the shooting starts, fry the stars, fry the meat scene on the set, fry the director!
During the shutdown ceremony, I have to find someone to follow up and report it.

Pre-screening press conferences, press conferences, trailers, exclusive interviews!
It's about to be released, and then the entire media viewing party will hold a national tour premiere!
It's just that crap, you have the face to show so many times before the show?

The thick-skinned one looks like the city wall is turning a corner, and there is no one left!
After the release, there will be a few rounds of speculation!

Look through the movie entertainment news some time ago:
It will be released nationwide on August 8, and the ticket rush channel will open immediately!
Can't get a ticket?The movie is so hot that it's hard to get a ticket!
The film became popular against the trend, and the strong trend pointed to the champion of the week!

Lao Tzu went to see an eight o'clock show with an attitude of observation!

The huge movie hall is full of dozens of people. Do you think it's hard to get a ticket?
I will ask you! "crazy……"……

Uh……

Sorry, I got the wrong script, this is a black "Bipolar" post!

Sorry everyone!Recently, the studio has received a lot of black posts, and I accidentally scolded it! "

……

After you're done, change your goal with satisfaction!
Well, it's you!

What an expert called a beast?
Do you dare to talk nonsense regardless of the facts?

I bother!

"As an honest melon eater!

After reading this article, I really had the urge to vomit!

As the saying goes!
Make a big talk in front of the stage, and make a fortune behind the scenes.

How solemn, how hypocritical, how firm, how wandering?
The mystery here, who can solve it?

I don't have much culture, just make up a couplet, I think it fits the occasion!

Shanglian: I want to be a professor, and I want to set up an archway.

The second couplet: long insects around the gourd, pretending to be a dragon playing with beads.

Horizontal criticism: The brick family is ruthless and calls the beast without justice!"

……

Gao Shuang scolded him with a single pass, and only felt physically and mentally comfortable and hearty!
Typing is a little faster!
What about the one who "is out of vulgar taste" and looks down on the art of living? !

Don't go away!

"As an honest melon eater!

After reading this article, I really had the urge to vomit!

Some people say what is elegant and what is vulgar.

Speaking of elegance in spring and white snow, life in the market is vulgar;
Listening to celebrities lip-synching elegantly, watching online originals are vulgar;
Look at the elegance of body art, and the vulgar jokes of the couple telling lewd jokes;

Drinking coffee is elegant, eating garlic is vulgar.

The people taught us to say: go to the mouth of your grandma. "

……

At the same time, Chen Qi'an just finished an exclusive interview.

I had another hard time with the media, and by the way, "Crazy Stone" and Gao Shuang were demoted.

He smiled and sent the reporter away, hummed a little song and took out his mobile phone.

In the morning, the Xuanfa company has given him approval, and today the navy on the Internet has begun to concentrate on it!
At this time, the public opinion guidance is estimated to have begun to show results!
I cooperated with the publicity work, and even bought a media to publish an interview report, mentioning a few words about the little director who did not know the sky and the earth.

In the film industry, seniority is also discussed!

This Gao Shuang, who does not know how to restrain himself at a young age, will definitely not go far in the future!
If the movie is not released, let you paste it in the pot first, it is a lesson, let this little guy have a long memory!

Just click on your own article and take a look.

It's already on the popular section of the entertainment area!
It seems that what he said is still quite popular!
I opened the comment area and looked at it, and almost all followed him to scold Gao Shuang.

Say anything!

These articles should have their own critics.

This job is done right!
After scrolling down dozens of articles, suddenly, a relatively long comment post caught his attention!
The person who posted the post is called "Honest Melon Eaters".

The first sentence is: "As an honest melon eater!

After reading this article, I really had the urge to vomit! "

Chen Qi'an sat down on the sofa, smiled and nodded.

This opening is different from other sailors!
It is obviously a copy written independently, which is more innovative than those perfunctory followers.

Could it be that what he said really resonated in this person's heart?

He continued to look down.

"I'm a person with a low level of education!

If we are too literary, we can't fix it, so we can only make up some limericks! "

Good guy!
Is this even a joke?
Chen Qi'an suddenly became a little more energetic. If this person's copywriting level is not bad, he can consider absorbing it into his team.

Thinking this way, I looked a little more seriously.

But soon, the smile on his face solidified!
Then the rapid change of gloomy up!
The post reads:
"As the saying goes!

Counting nine long winters and looking forward to spring,
Looking forward to the rising sun in the middle of the night.

Looking forward to the big money,
Idle two are looking forward to hooligans.

The lonely jackal at night looks forward to the female ghost,
The single old man is looking forward to his aunt.

I'm looking forward to winning awards for acting.
Make a movie and look forward to dead peers! ! ! "

Chen Qi'an's hands trembled a little after reading it!

Who did this?
Are you still making up jokes to scold people?
He angrily clicked on the personal information of this "honest melon eater".

I want to see what kind of stuff it is!
As a result, I didn't see the information, but I saw a bunch of comments and threads!
Looking at them one by one, I almost didn't get mad at him!

All of them begin with "As an honest melon eater...I have the urge to vomit unpleasantly!"

But the following content is scolding with flowers!

What irony, couplet, limerick!

There's nothing you can do about it!

There are even several comments that have been pinned to the top at this time! ! !
Moreover, the limericks that I just saw scolding me, the popularity is also rising rapidly!
The number of likes is visibly rising!

It's about to be pinned to the top of my own article! ! !
Ya is a shit stick!

With trembling fingers, he scrolled through the article page for a long time, but he couldn't find a place to delete the post.

The last slap on the forehead!
This is so maddening!
Where do you have the authority to delete messages sent by other media websites?
So he hurriedly called the Xuanfa company.

As soon as I got connected, I was scolded: "How did you accuse the comments! Ah? Look at the articles below! Find me a netizen named 'Honest Melon Eaters'! Give me all his comments deleted!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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