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Chapter 150
The plot continues!

Bao Shihong went back to the factory in a depressed mood, and prepared with everyone for the layout and security work of the exhibition hall. Sanbao accidentally dropped the cigarette butt on the emerald cloth, which made a white mark. Bao Shihong blocked the white mark with emerald. .

The old factory manager Xie saw the fake plaster taken down by Xie Xiaomeng and the throwing cane in the toilet, and heard Xie Xiaomeng call others, suggesting that he pretended to be kidnapped and cheated his father for a sum of money!

Lao Xie angrily beat his son out with a cane.

The tricks of Brother Dao and his gang were brought to the public's attention by the city's announcement. The three could no longer install a moving company, so they began to use fake Coke to win the lottery on the bus to cheat money, but no one was fooled.

The three were depressed and sat at the gate of the airport catching fat sheep.

Feng Dong wanted to buy the ground building of the handicraft factory, but the handicraft factory suddenly discovered the jade, and maybe it will not close down!
The sudden accident made Feng Dong's investment almost in vain, so Feng Dong asked the secretary to hire the international thief Mike to steal the jade, which forced the handicraft factory to close down. During the whole process, the secretary contacted Mike.

Thief Mike got off the plane, ready to take a taxi.

Blindfolded by black skin, and pretending to be an acquaintance to delay, Xiaojun took Mike's suitcase and fled.

Mike, who found that his things had been stolen, sent a classic spit: Hit your lungs!

……

A series of event arrangements have laid countless foreshadowings for the following stories.

The fate of the three groups is intertwined in various coincidences!
This continuous coincidence runs through the following plot.

Brother Dao pried open the box and learned about the jadeite, so they also wanted to make a fortune.

The three came to a small hotel next to the Longxing Temple where jadeite was exhibited and rented a room.

At the same time, Bao Shihong and Sanbao rented a room in this small hotel for the convenience of taking care of Jade, just next to Dao Ge and others.

Thief and security live next door!
This ingenious design surprised everyone.

The hotel becomes an invisible intersection of spaces, but the protagonists of these two clues are unaware of it, and it becomes a particularly fun place in the movie.

Through this setting, a series of interesting scenes are presented in front of the audience.

Brother Lao Dao painted the map of the temple against the wall, and studied the plan of stealing jade in detail, while Bao Shihong and Sanbao were also pinning the map to the wall on the other side of the wall.

The two groups of people who calculated each other met in the corridor, the bathhouse and the toilet.

Several times, I was almost able to discover the secret of the other party, but they all went in the other direction by accident.

Such a scene not only makes people laugh, but also hangs the hearts of the audience at all times.

Especially Xiaojun is very uncivilized to go to the toilet.

When standing on the toilet seat, while flying, humming: "The first bubble in 2022 will come later than before, and the second bubble in 2023, I don't know when it will be earlier!"

In the movie theater, countless audiences who have followed Wang Xing and Chen Qi'an's scolding battle went crazy!

Although Xiaojun's humming is not very good, the song "The First Snow in 2022" is really popular recently!
And the melody of this song is really catchy and recognizable.

The audience recognized the original song almost immediately.

Some enthusiastic viewers even took out their mobile phones and entered Chen Qi'an's WeChat account.

"@王星人, "The First Snow in 2022" was the soundtrack by you?"

"@王星人, do you shoot summer dramas and write winter songs? I see how you adapt to the situation!!! If you can stop the movie! I will eat what you want!"

These two Weikes are clearly hanging in Chen Qi'an's Weibo list!
Not to mention, this song is so magically changed, it really works well in this scene of Gong Gong.

But in other people's movies, it's Xiang, do you have to eat Xiang if you want to admit defeat? ? ?

This wave of Chen Qi'an is simply killing it with precision!

The comedy plots in and out of the play are staged at the same time, and a wave of linkage is seamlessly connected!
Wang Xingren said: I am waiting for you to cheat and eat and drink!

The restless audience can't wait!

They were almost at the same time in Wang Xingren's "I'm waiting for you to cheat food and drink!" The crazy @director Chen Qi'an!
"@Director Chen Qi'an, the dishes are on the table! Director Chen please taste it!"

"If you say it, the water will be poured out! @Director Chen Qi'an don't regret it!"

"@Director Chen Qi'an, the essence of the ingredients has been prepared for you, even the digestion process has been saved!"

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"Fuck!"

Uncle Xia, who had been watching the film seriously, had a helpless smile on his face at this time.

Grandma Gao Shuang followed suit and said, "This child is even photographed when he goes to the toilet! Don't be ashamed!"

Uncle Xia shook his head with a smile.

I don't know if I'm denying Grandma Gao Shuang's statement, or I'm thinking of something else.

Suddenly, a line in the movie made Uncle Xia look stunned!
Then the tone increased a bit, and added: "Nonsense!"

At this time, the movie was being projected on the overpass, and Xie Xiaomeng intercepted Jingjing who was going home with a photographic portrait.

Xie Xiaomeng pretended to be cool and said to Jingjing: "Murder without blood, when I was creating this piece of work, sometimes I really felt that beauty was like a sharp blade, and it penetrated my heart in an instant!"

When he heard Jingjing say that his boyfriend would cut people, he said: "I don't need him to cut people, I already died in your hands when I was creating, and your boyfriend is not an obstacle for us! If it lasts for a long time, how can it be in the morning and evening!"

This poem Gao Shuang was originally intended to be used to tease Aunt He, so it was not copied into the original script at first.

But when I was shooting, I always felt that the lines were not strong enough, so I changed them back.

Xie Xiaomeng's confession of "golden sentences" in the movie did not impress Jingjing, but thankfully changed the sentence: "It's really ugly!"

Seeing this, most of the audience just smiled knowingly.

I have a deeper understanding of Xie Xiaomeng's shameless and "embarrassing" techniques.

But there are still many audience members, like Uncle Xia, their laughter suddenly subsided slightly, and their expressions flashed a little weird—

"If the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening!"

Is this poem written by the screenwriter?
Someone did a search on the Internet, but they couldn't find the same verse!

No matter how disgusting the lines of Xie Xiaomeng's "emotional flirting" are!

The screenwriter's brain circuit is so ingenious that no one can ignore the level of this verse.

Anyone with a little bit of literary literacy can hear the artistic conception of these two poems!

I just don't know what the whole poem will look like.

This writer has something!

But then again...

You put such an amazing verse in such an incongruous place!

You are simply a jerk! ! !
Many viewers who prefer ancient poems can't wait to drag the screenwriter out for a meal!
Who is the screenwriter of this movie?

I didn't pay attention to it at the beginning just now, but now I'll check it out...

After checking, I found out that this is actually a self-written and self-directed movie?

The screenwriter is the director Gao Shuang?

The audience was simply blown away!
Meow star people, dog star people add this cool.

It's not for nothing that three people get together to make a movie!
After all, the smells are congruent!
It has been proved by practice that Wang Xingren is talented. His talent is not only reflected in song creation, but also fully reflected in his scolding!

It's not a good bird for meow stars to write a complete collection of "slut-like" jokes such as "The King's Spare My Life"!
Even this Gao Shuang, who wrote a script and made a movie, actually played this underworld operation!
If you have this talent, isn't it good for you to be in the sun room?
Put such nonsense lines in the rotten!
It's so out of touch!
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The plot enters the main line.

Several groups of people have started! ! !

Mike was shopping around for equipment, and when he bought the rope, he was shrunk by the vendor because he asked for an invoice.

Bao Shihong asked people to hang a sign with "high pressure danger" on the back wall, trying to scare the thieves who coveted jadeite, and said that this is a trick.

Black skin dresses up like the masked master and Xiaojun from the Secret Service movie ready to flip in from the back wall!
The explosion is imminent!
(End of this chapter)