I am the king of hard rice

Chapter 61
Steel Kidney is definitely a good thing.

Most of the alcohol ingested in the human body will be metabolized through the liver, and a small part of alcohol will be metabolized through the kidneys and urine.

Many people with a good capacity for alcohol will not only urinate more frequently after drinking, but also increase the amount of urination.In fact, this is because the kidneys excrete a lot of alcohol toxins. A person's kidneys are stronger, and the sensitivity and detoxification of the kidneys are stronger. Naturally, the alcohol toxins will be metabolized as quickly as possible, and then they will be excreted through a large amount of urine. excreted.

If he hadn't had a kidney transplant, Li Peifeng would never have drank so much alcohol today, let alone urinated so much, and now it's happening again...

"I can't, I can't, I can't bear it!"

The veins on Li Peifeng's forehead popped up, and he was about to take off his pants when he stood up.

"You want to be here?"

Zhao Qingge was incredulous: "Facing the floor?"

"What's the floor? I'm in the bathroom!" Li Peifeng murmured, "I'm about to start!"

"Traitor! Stop it!!"

Zhao Qingge really wanted to turn around and leave, leaving him to harm the room casually, but the kindness in his heart didn't let her leave after all, but pulled Li Peifeng's hand vigorously: "Follow me!"

"Well, listen to my wife and go with my wife."

Li Peifeng was also obedient, he was led into the toilet by Zhao Qingge, stumbled and stumbled.

"This is the bathroom, you can take it off after I go out!"

Zhao Qingge tried his best to stabilize him in front of the toilet, then turned to leave.

"Bang~"

Unexpectedly, as soon as he let go, Li Peifeng's body began to sway back and forth, and within two seconds, he squatted on the spot and fell in front of the toilet.

"Um~"

Li Peifeng didn't feel the pain in a daze, but subconsciously put his hands on the ground and tried to stand up, but it was more difficult...

"My God!"

How much evil did I do in my previous life, how many sins did I commit, that I have such a student in this life? !

Zhao Qingge's pretty face was full of anger, his fists were clenched tightly, and he felt a little regretful.

If he had known it would be like this, he shouldn't have refused Li Peifeng's invitation. He would have gone with him to that book fan party. If he had been there, he would never have been forced into such a virtue by those female book fans.

"Honey, save me, I'm under a body-binding curse!"

Li Peifeng sat on the ground, throwing his hands and feet back and forth, as if drowning, and his voice was full of helplessness: "Where's my wife? Help! Wife! I'm going to be killed!! Help!!!"

This is retribution, right?This must be retribution!

Forget it, because the child took care of me when I sprained my ankle...

"Stop screaming, who is your wife?!"

Zhao Qingge turned back helplessly, grabbed his hands that were waving wildly, and pulled them up with all his strength, then turned his back and put his arms around Li Peifeng's waist, trying to maintain a stern teacher's tone: "Take it off, I can't see it." arrive!"

"Well."

Li Peifeng's mind was muddled, and he couldn't figure out how miraculous the situation was at the moment, so he just took off his pants subconsciously.

Open the gate, waterproof!

The sound of the water is loud, the current is fast, and there is no end to it.

Zhao Qingge definitely didn't mean to peek on purpose, but just felt impatient, out of "it's been a long time, why isn't it over yet, are you a fire hydrant?" ' Doubt, glanced at it from the corner of the eye for a while.

"..."

(The psychological description of Zhao Qingge's eight hundred characters is omitted here.)
After Li Peifeng finished draining the water, part of the alcohol was excreted from the body along with the urine. He shook and shuddered again. He seemed to be awake. He pulled up his pants and found an arm around his waist. He couldn't help but feel puzzled. Looking along this arm to its owner.

"Oh!"

Seeing Zhao Qingge's blushing face, Li Peifeng suddenly realized, so it's my mentor?
That's right, I said who can help me go to the toilet when I drink too much? !Who else could there be besides my tutor wife who loves his apprentice like a son?

"What are you?! Go!"

Zhao Qingge gritted his teeth and reprimanded him, and dragged him out of the bathroom again. It was very difficult to walk step by step. Li Peifeng seemed a little bit impatient: "Guard, is your foot okay? Is it okay to support me like this?"

Zhao Qingge's heart softened, and he sighed: "Okay, okay! Don't worry about this, go to bed quickly!"

After saying that, she arrived at the place, she sat on the bed with Li Peifeng, then got up to leave again.

"Go to sleep and call me if you need anything."

"I have something to do now!"

"Huh? What?"

Sitting on the bed, Li Peifeng said very seriously: "I want to apologize to you, formally say sorry!" While speaking, he bent down, sat on the bed with his buttocks and made a very non-standard bowing motion.

"Alright, alright!"

Zhao Qingge waved his hand: "Just know you're wrong, don't drink so much in the future!"

"No no no!"

Li Peifeng shook his head again and again: "I didn't drink too much! That's not what I said!"

"Then why are you?" Zhao Qingge was puzzled.

Li Peifeng's eyes were pure, and he explained sincerely: "Because when I pressed your feet yesterday, I had some very dirty thoughts in my heart, which caused me to have some despicable physical reactions that made you very angry, and the two of us were also very embarrassed. ..."

"Shut up, shut up, bastard! Stop talking!!"

Zhao Qingge was both shocked and angry: "You drink too much, you can sleep now!"

"Oh."

Li Peifeng nodded aggrievedly: "I'm sorry again, Daoer, I will definitely treat you well in the future, and I want to repay you. You don't even know how much you have helped me!"

Zhao Qingge ordered coldly: "Shut up, lie on the bed, and sleep!"

"it is good."

Li Peifeng burped, looked at the empty water glass again, and then looked at Zhao Qingge eagerly.

"I……"

Zhao Qingge suppressed his anger, took a glass of warm water for him and handed it over: "Drink, don't finish it..."

After a pause, he was very cautious: "Don't shush!"

"Tontoton~"

Li Peifeng gulped it all down, and let out a satisfied voice: "Thank you, old...thank you, Daoer!"

Zhao Qingge took over the empty water glass, filled it up and put it on the bedside: "Go to sleep, I'm leaving."

If she said she was going, she was really going, she was too afraid that this traitor would turn into some kind of monster again.

"You, can you stay with me for a while?"

Zhao Qingge pretended not to hear, and went straight to the door.

"Guide, I miss my wife."

Faint, resentful, with the blessing of the sound of the circle, Li Peifeng's voice is as helpless as a hornbill who has lost its partner, as pitiful as a puppy abandoned by its owner, and the listener can empathize with it. There was a bitter taste, and a heart-wrenching feeling of loneliness and loneliness swept over.

Zhao Qingge subconsciously slowed down his pace, and the memory of the dream kept surging in his mind. Turning his head to look, he found that Li Peifeng's eyes were filled with tears, and he was looking at her foolishly.

In the end, Zhuang Zhou dreamed of a butterfly, you are a gift and a robbery!
Zhao Qingge approached with a complicated expression.

Li Peifeng looked expectantly: "Guard..."

"boom!"

Zhao Qingge raised his hand and gave him a dull smack on the forehead, his eyes were filled with evil spirits, as if he didn't feel satisfied, and another even more sluggish one came backhanded.

"boom!!"

"Remember, I am your mentor now!!"

Zhao Qingge almost squeezed the words out between his teeth: "Even if you get drunk, remember, I'm just your mentor! I'm definitely not your wife!"

Li Peifeng was even more dizzy from these two brain shots, and his eyes lost focus.

Zhao Qingge's voice was stern: "Do you want to destroy yourself? Do you want to destroy me? Four generations of my family have been teaching by example, and the world is full of peaches and plums. When I come here... Do you want me to die? Think about it for yourself! "

When he came back to his senses, Zhao Qingge had already walked to the door, and Li Peifeng looked at her back, and his heart was full of anger.

What are you pretending to be a cold and strict teacher with me?Yun Xinyuexing, do you think I don't know you?It's okay to sprain your feet, but now you still play with me?

Without saying a word, Li Peifeng took big steps, smelling of alcohol, he hugged Zhao Qingge's waist from behind, and then pushed him against the wall with a little force while she screamed, tilting his head and gnawing.

"Evil... disciples!"

(End of this chapter)