Tokyo Survival Game

As the king of the sea, Her Majesty Nana is not insignificant.

She was a demigod 500 years ago, and now there are many new demigods, and the old demigod like her will only become stronger.

Shut up with that sound, and brought "Ancestor" and evil thoughts into a new room.

The room is covered with portraits of people, but there is only one person in the painting.

Looking at the piles of drawing papers piled up in the corner of the room and the next room, one can imagine how many years Nana has been obsessed with portraits of characters.

The focus is not on the portraits, but on the people in the paintings. The "Ancestor" and Evil Nian gasped after reading it.

Is the mermaid princess stupid and sweet?
Perhaps, the two of them don't know.

But this Nana is definitely a ruthless person. In order not to forget her man, she insisted on portraits for 500 years. This perseverance alone is far beyond the comparison of ordinary people.

Nana raised her eyebrows and shouted in a low voice, "Stand still!"

The ancestor in the golden cage immediately stood at attention.

Nana sat down, called a piece of drawing paper, and started to draw compared to the blurred face of the ancestor, "Although you are not him, I can see his shadow from you, so I didn't kill you, be obedient, Maybe someday I'll let you go when I'm happy."

The portraits painted by Nana are lifelike, and the eyebrows and eyes are [-]% like Tetsu Uehara.

The height is not the same, and the figure is too strong, but in general, if you tell that the person in the painting is Uehara Tetsu's brother, someone will believe it.

In a cage.

The ancestor and the evil thoughts communicated silently.

"Fuck, what's the matter, this woman is obviously crazy about the main body, should we tell her the news about the main body?"

"Tell me, what is the most important thing for us now? It is to restore our strength; I don't want to die, and you don't want to be killed by the main body. Are you afraid that the main body will recover early and then kill us both?"

"We can communicate with the will of this world."

"Exchange farts, the two of us are the great tonic for the will of the world."

"Then what's the matter, this woman has at least 80 sickness attributes, she is happy, let us go, if we can't get to the door, we will be stabbed to death by her."

"Be patient first."

"Tolerate?"

"It's impossible for her to paint 24 hours a day, and there are many things waiting for her to deal with in the Murloc. Only when she leaves us can she escape, escape from this sea, and go find food in other sea areas."

After the interrogation of Murloc Koji, Uehara Tetsu waved his hand, and the Murloc entered the underground prison.

There is no important news about this murloc, which doesn't mean he is worthless.

For example, someone might come to Kyoto Skyline to save him, or the Demon Elimination Alliance might come to snatch the murlocs and invite you into the urn with one hand, and they will not suffer if there is a king.

It may be that he was thinking about it every day, and when he returned home with Miaomiao, Tetsu Uehara dreamed of murlocs.

It was a beautiful underwater kingdom, and the mermaids all wore two shells to go out, but some shells were big and some shells were small.

Tetsu Uehara of course likes big shells, and the lord of the mermaid kingdom seems to have noticed this too, and sent a little boy to accompany him to visit.

The little mermaid has big and bright eyes, an oval face, small lips, white and tender upper body, and a pink fishtail under the skirt of the lower body.

Uehara Tetsu didn't like her, and agreed that she would be the guide, but she asked questions all day long, and Uehara Tetsu answered them.

"Your Majesty, do you also have the sun and the moon there? Is your moon as beautiful as the bright moon on the sea? Do you have the sunrise on the sea?"

"Your Majesty, I heard that all blood clans have blood teeth. Why haven't I seen your blood teeth?"

And so on, emerge in endlessly.

Tetsu Uehara showed his bloody teeth, scaring the little mermaid to run more than ten meters away.

The Little Mermaid shivered and said: "You should take back the blood teeth, it's too scary... By the way, Your Majesty the First Ancestor, I know that there is a shop that makes very delicious seaweed, may I treat you to it?"

Tetsu Uehara: "."

Serious people who eat seaweed.

How about eating a Little Mermaid first?
Probably because his intentions were too obvious, the little mermaid saw through this, and this time fled more than 20 meters away in one breath.

"Your Majesty, I can actually catch some small fish and shrimp for you to eat, but murlocs can't, they are my kind."

Soon.

In a secluded place without murlocs, two people, one big and one small, ate grilled fish and lobster.

With the little mermaid, the daughter of the sea, it is easy to separate a space to bake and eat.

And don't look at her skinny, eating is not much slower than Uehara Tetsu.

With enough food and wine, the Little Mermaid couldn't stand up straight anymore.

She patted her belly, gave a thumbs up and said, "Your Majesty, your grilled fish and shrimp are really delicious. I know you must have your exclusive secret recipe, right?"

Uehara Tetsu smiled and said, "You guessed it right."

"It's the powder you sprinkled while baking!"

"That's right again."

"Then what did you spill?"

"Powder made by murlocs."

The little mermaid's face turned green instantly.

"Hahaha, I lied to you, I sprinkled cumin." Uehara Zhe laughed heartily.

Knowing that she was cheated, the little mermaid was very angry, like an angry little white rabbit.

The little girl charged at Shang Yuanzhe!
was pushed back.

Charge again!

He was simply hung up.

Uehara Tetsu patted the hand that was almost scratched by the scales, and then patted the fish's buttocks, and said, "I can't find an excuse to eat mermaids. Look at you, you're going to be roasted."

After getting angry, the Little Mermaid immediately became full of cowardice, "Ah, Your Majesty, don't eat me, I don't taste good, I don't have meat all over my body, my sister is delicious, she is very big, you go eat her, I will still eat her." Young, only over 100 years old, immature, I haven't grown legs yet, woo woo woo!..."

The little mermaid's tears came quickly and fell down the top of her head.

Uehara Tetsu put her down and said, "Your father is the ruler of the Mermaid Kingdom. I ate you, so why won't he fight me hard?"

"But you made me laugh when you asked me to eat your sister. Are you afraid that I will sue you?"

Being tricked for the second time, the Little Mermaid gasped and pinched her waist.

She refused to answer Uehara Tetsu's question, but seeing the rope dangling in the latter's hand, she immediately returned to her heart.

"My sister loves me very much."

"Even if you tell her, she won't blame me."

"Our mother passed away after I was born. My sister said that I have never seen my mother, so just take her as my mother."

"Papa papa", Uehara Tetsu couldn't hold back his applause, he was so filial, he had never seen such a filial younger sister and daughter.

The two continued to sit and chat.

Tetsu Uehara told the little mermaid a lot of stories about the country of blood.

The little mermaid is yearning.

because she's never been to land

According to the rules of the murlocs, only those who have grown legs can play on land.

She asked what was delicious on land.

Uehara Tetsu said: "There are so many, such as steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose..."

After finishing the set, the Little Mermaid drools all over the floor.

The little girl knew that the other party was still trying to tease her, but with so many delicious foods, even half of them would be enough for her to eat for a long time.

The little mermaid said angrily, "When will I grow up..."

Uehara Tetsu said: "Then you have to see what it looks like."

"Of course it's like my sister. You don't look right at my sister. If I were the same age as my sister, you wouldn't want to bully me, would you?"

Uehara shook his finger, "You are wrong. If you are like your sister, I will definitely eat you first today, and then bake something."

The Little Mermaid: "That's right."

Did she understand?

No, she didn't.

Her understanding of eating is emmnm...

Suddenly, the little mermaid had a flash of inspiration, "I remembered, they said that girls will grow faster as long as they find a man."

Tetsu Uehara: "..."

As an old driver, he naturally understood the meaning.

Long and long are not the same.

People talk about parts, but this little guy thinks about the whole.

"Your Majesty, will you be my man?"

"puff"! ...

How can you eat barbecue without wine?

It is not reliable to feed wine to a mermaid who is only over 100 years old, so Tetsu Uehara has been drinking on his own.

This sip sprayed the little mermaid's face, making her look dazed, and then she sighed: "Sure enough, you still like big ones. I've shown you around for so long today, and I treated you to barbecue again. You I don't even bother to perfunctory a few sentences..."

Well, the credit for the barbecue is also hers, God's logic.

Suddenly, Uehara Tetsu approached her and said in a very playful tone: "Little guy, you don't know what a man is at all."

The little mermaid was so scared by the smell of alcohol and masculinity that it was so close at hand.

She is a young girl, and a young girl has the attribute of not admitting defeat.

Immediately, Uehara Tetsu only felt his lips turn cold, and he was secretly kissed by a mermaid.

"Haha, I didn't expect it."

The little mermaid laughed heartily.

It's a pity that she was handsome for only three seconds, and the little mermaid was pinned to the stone wall not far away.

"You, you, what are you doing?..."

Tetsu Uehara smiled, "Help you grow up."

After speaking, the lips of the two pressed together again.

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She kicked hard... on the tail of the fish, but it didn't help.

She didn't have much strength in the first place, and even struggled to breathe at this moment.

"I, I, I, am I being violated?"

"How could he do this?"

"He is the ancestor of the blood clan, and his status is worthy of me... But I haven't agreed to his pursuit yet, he must at least take me to finish eating steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose... ...I promise him again."

……

Among the messy thoughts, Uehara Tetsu let her go.

The little mermaid fell limply to the ground, and said, "It's over, I'm not a pure girl anymore."

"He violated me, I won't have a baby, right?"

"Ah, what should I do, I can't even take care of myself, how can I take care of the baby!"

"In the future, the child will ask me, how did my father catch up with me, and I said it was because I ate a fish from him?"

Uehara Tetsu said: "Not one, but there are shrimps."

The little mermaid princess was furious, "You narrow-minded man, you've tarnished my innocence just for a few fish and a few shrimps!"

Tetsu Uehara again: ( )?

He saw the little girl kissing so happily, but he didn't expect the murloc to take kiss so important.

"Is this your first time?"

"of course."

The little mermaid pointed to her lips, "Look, it's bleeding!"

This... girl... I don't know who enlightened her, her thinking is always so clear.

That lip was clearly bitten by herself accidentally. Could it be that she was using it as a hint? ...

"Princess, Your Royal Highness!..."

The servants of the murlocs came to look for their princess.

……

the next day.

The Little Mermaid came to Uehara Tetsu again and took her on a tour.

After one night, the little mermaid's lips naturally healed. The difference is that today she wears more colorful shells and the skirt around her waist is also more beautiful.

Tetsu Uehara was still sleeping when she came. The so-called travel is only when you are comfortable. If you get up before dawn, travel for more than ten hours, and then lie on the bed like a dead dog, that is not travel, but suffering.

Until ten o'clock in the morning, Uehara Tetsu stretched himself on the big water bed, and saw the little mermaid standing beside the bed with a serious face.

Uehara Tetsu said: "Why don't you rest today and continue to visit tomorrow?"

The Little Mermaid immediately became angry again, "Sure enough, my sister is right, men don't have a good thing, you just got me yesterday, and you want to drive me away today!"

what is this...

The Little Mermaid pointed Uehara Zhe, "You are already my man, come here, and I will dress you."

She wears shells and skirts every day, so she is very clumsy in changing clothes.

She also brought Uehara Zhe a breakfast made by herself, a plate of kelp, a plate of seaweed, a plate of seaweed... Drifting with the waves, fortunately she remembered the sashimi that Uehara Tetsu said, and cut 20 catties.

Uehara Tetsu thought it was very funny, such a little mermaid took him as her man because she bit her lip.

It's a damn charm.

It's also the princess and the king's fault for protecting her so well, the little guy doesn't know that a man can eat her up in a matter of minutes.

The serious visit lasted until noon, and there is no doubt about the visibility of the wonders in the sea.

Then the little mermaid was hungry and wanted to eat barbecue, "There are also spicy crabs, you are my man, you make it for me!"

Yesterday she was very resistant to eating marine life, but today she has learned to report the name of the dish.

Not only that, the mermaid princess wants fish, shrimps and crabs, and the fish will come to the door automatically, the fattest one will stay, and the rest will leave automatically.

Tetsu Uehara: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, the Little Mermaid was puffed up, and then became weaker and weaker, "At worst, I'll let you violate her again..."

"Hahaha!"

His Majesty Uehara finally couldn't help laughing.

"You're laughing at me!" The little mermaid was angry.

"I didn't, I just suddenly thought of something interesting."

"No, you are just laughing at me, you despise me for being young!"

The Little Mermaid pushed all the seafood to someone, "I don't care, I want to eat barbecue, I want to eat spicy crab, I eat well so that I can grow up fast, and I will give birth to a baby for you in the future."

Uehara Zhe was not going to tease her anymore, so he said: "All right, eat, eat, I will give you a drunk crab today, and a spicy crab tomorrow."

The Little Mermaid: "Okay, okay."

Yesterday's accident had something to do with Uehara Zhe drinking a little wine on his own.

Now that he has decided not to drink, from the old sea god... no, the good wine given by the old sea god can't be wasted, it's better to eat the whole drunk crab.

BBQ, drunk crab, a big pot.

Well, it's really fragrant, as expected of the freshest and most plump ingredients.

Then, The Little Mermaid got drunk...