I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 130 Shanxi Sliced ​​Noodles
Mao Yuanyi arrived in Taiyuan Mansion just as the capital was making great fanfare for the idiot emperor's "expedition to Goryeo".

He rode alone and entered the city openly.

First, in a small restaurant outside Ximen Street, I sipped a large bowl of Shanxi noodles, specially arranged for the proprietress, and gave him an extra serving of spare ribs and three tablespoons of red oil and spicy peppers.

Looking at Mao Yuanyi, who was sweating profusely and breathing non-stop, the proprietress of the noodle shop laughed.

"You sir, can't do it."

"Hiss... man, you can't say no!"

"Hee hee, sir, you are so funny."

"Cough, the lady boss's hot pepper...is strong enough!"

The proprietress is a young daughter-in-law, fair and clean, not tall, but extremely plump, Mao Yuanyi couldn't help but took a second look, and said with a smile:

"It turns out that you can eat spicy food, but the oily spicy food scooped up by my sister-in-law has a different taste."

The proprietress laughed.

Immediately, he sighed again, and said: "Let's eat a few mouthfuls of spicy peppers while you still have them. After a while, you may not be able to eat them."

"Uh...why?" Mao Yuanyi was a little surprised.

"The gentlemen of Jinyang Academy said that this hot pepper is addictive, and it was created by those Westerners to poison our Ming Dynasty."

"I heard that this matter has reached the governor's office in Shanxi."

"You seem to be a scholar, so you just comment on it. Isn't it just a mouthful of spicy peppers? Why don't the common people eat it?"

"Look at the Qiao family in Qi County, the Chang family in Yuci, the Cao family in Taigu, the Hou family in Jiexiu, the Qu family in Qixian County, the Kang family in Linfen, the Fan family in Jiexiu and the Kong family in Taigu. Which family is not popular? spicy?

Judging by your accent, you should be a foreigner, right?

Have you heard of the family of Linfen Kang, the richest man in Shanxi?Tsk tsk tsk, they sell both salt and iron, and they also opened dozens of shops outside the mouth to sell grain and open pawnshops, and they are all bubbling rich.

Tsk tsk, the sliced ​​noodles that people eat have more meat and bones than noodles, and the oily and spicy aroma is deadly..."

While talking, the proprietress was constantly tsk-tsk, with a look of envy and hatred on her face, which made Mao Yuanyi couldn't help laughing out loud.

This woman!
A woman from a Taoist family opened a small noodle restaurant, and most of the people she dealt with all day were traffickers and pawns. Many of the news were hearsay, and their credibility was not very high.

However, Mao Yuanyi listened with gusto.

Moreover, I would add a few words from time to time, which made the proprietress feel very comfortable.

"Then sister-in-law, tell me, is this hot pepper a good thing, or a poisonous thing?" Mao Yuanyi asked casually while chopping noodles with a knife.

"It must be a good thing," the proprietress poked her neck, her pretty face flushed, and she cursed indignantly:

"Those people who read sage books, all of them held their heads high, wishing they could poke their heads into God's asshole and speak human words?"

"You don't know that a few days ago, some old gentlemen from the academy came to eat sliced ​​noodles, and they were about to lose their breath, but their eyes were sneaky, and they were all looking at other people's chests and crotches!
At that time, my old lady wanted to say, look, look, look at your mother X?
Could it be that the place where your mother gave birth to you and raised you was not written clearly in the books you have read!

The restaurant has been open for seven or eight years, and the most disrespectful people I have seen are those scholars. Don't look at them as white and clean, they clean up just like you. "

"Actually, they're just a bunch of beasts!"

Mao Yuanyi: "Cough..."

"Oh, sir, I'm sorry, I didn't scold you."

The woman laughed and said, "You are much better than those beasts!"

Mao Yuanyi: "..."

This Shanxi woman, no wonder the peppers she concocted are so flavorful, and her temperament is two or three points more spicy than that of Xiangmeizi and Sichuanmeizi?
"Ahem, food and sex, there is nothing wrong with it, there is nothing wrong with it."

Mao Yuanyi coughed lightly, and said with a smile: "This hot pepper is a new thing, it is said that Master Xu Guangqi introduced the seeds from Nanyang people, and even the emperor is full of praise for it!
I heard that the emperor likes spicy food the most. "

The lady proprietress curled her lips, looked left and right to see if there was anyone else in the restaurant, and then said in a low voice: "The emperor eats all kinds of delicacies from mountains and seas, and still eats spicy peppers?"

"Aren't you afraid of pain in your ass?"

Mao Yuanyi was stunned, and then burst out laughing.

If the emperor eats too much chili, will his ass hurt?
It will definitely hurt, the emperor is not a monster who drinks wind and fart...

To be honest, at this moment, Mao Yuanyi misses that idiot emperor who is idle and doing nothing.

At this moment, according to the agreement, he should take Jingying with him, on his way to Tianjin Estuary, right?

"Boss, bring us a bowl of noodle soup." Mao Yuanyi, sweating all over his body, tore off the scholar's towel and threw it on the oily elm table.
"Today's sliced ​​noodles are enjoyable!"

The proprietress quickly brought up a bowl of noodle soup, smiled and handed it to Mao Yuanyi, and said, "Drink, drink, I'll make you sick!"

Mao Yuanyi smiled, and asked casually, "By the way, how do I get to Jinyang Academy?"

"The west section of Houjia Lane passes through a large melon field, and the largest courtyard is Jinyang Academy."

The proprietress smiled enthusiastically and pointed out: "There seems to be no one in the academy these days. I heard that they went to Datong Mansion to block the train."

Mao Yuanyi nodded, took out a few copper coins and put them on the table, got up and walked out: "By the way, how should I get to the Shanxi governor's office?"

"Governor's yamen? Go out, turn right into an alley, and go straight east."

"Thank you, sister-in-law." Mao Yuanyi went out, led the horse and left.

He neither went to Jinyang Academy, nor to Shanxi Governor's Yamen, but went all the way south, and stayed in an ordinary inn near the south gate.

……

"Teacher, there's news over there." Not long after moving into the upper room, a young man dressed as a clerk walked in and whispered:
"Wang Yunyan's side also gathered at the designated location, ready to attack the city at any time."

"Teacher, what's the next step?"

Mao Yuanyi sat at the table by the window, drank tea slowly, pondered for a while, and said, "Break the whole into parts, let the assault battalion sneak into the city first."

"Tomorrow at noon, after guarding the four gates, start to do it."

The student nodded, turned and left.

"By the way, send this secret letter back to the capital." Mao Yuanyi took out a small bamboo tube from his bosom, and said with a smile, "We can't go to the city to eat meat and drink, and let others drink their asses.

Just tell Wang Yunyan and let him follow the plan.

If there is a special situation and it is too late to report, let him go south directly. "

After the students went out, Mao Yuanyi took out a map and spread it out on the table, bowed his head to observe and deduce carefully, with murderous intent looming on his face.

"The one in the Forbidden City is really a ruthless person. He didn't give others a chance to rebel, so he rebelled first..."

'The horse stepped on the family, starting from Taiyuan! '

(End of this chapter)