I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 137 Foreign Languages ​​Are So Fun
"How do you say sleep in Tsarist Russian language? That is, put your head on the pillow, right, right, that's it, how do you say it?"

"спать."

"What the hell?"

"спать!"

Hmm, you can learn it as soon as you hear it, and you can lose it as soon as you learn it. Foreign languages ​​are so fun!

That night, Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, worked hard and learned [-] words in one go, all of which were everyday expressions.

For example, sleep, bellyband, drink, come here, lie down, you, me, husband, it's so fun...

In the early morning of the next day, Wei Zhongxian came to the gate of the Emperor's Palace in Hou Ye's Mansion early, stood with his hands behind his back, half-closed his eyes, and looked at the Black Dragon City and the rippling Black Dragon Harbor.

This was the first time the emperor overslept.

It can be seen how much energy and energy is required to learn a foreign language.

Until the sun was three poles, the old eunuch who was in charge of the emperor's breakfast came several times, saying that the ginseng soup, spicy lamb's trotter soup, and Xiaofeng stewed mushrooms that had been stewed in the early morning had been reheated three times. Just passed on the meal.

"Little bastard, didn't you see Lord Long Live working hard day and night for me to rejuvenate the Ming Dynasty?"

"It's really blinding your dog's eyes."

"Go, cook another bowl...Come back, cook half a pot!"

The old eunuch of the Shangshan Supervisor didn't dare to say anything, turned his head and left, but muttered in his mouth: "Half a pot of stew, can I finish it? I'm so young and don't know how expensive it is..."

Wei Zhongxian pretended not to hear, but gave the old eunuch a hard look at his back, and snorted coldly.

Old eunuch, you know what a fart!

After waiting, it was noon.

Although the spring on Kuwu Island is still a bit chilly, the location of Heilongcheng is excellent, surrounded by mountains on three sides, and facing Heilonggang on one side, the sun is shining warmly on his body, which makes the great eunuch Wei Zhongxian feel a little bit of spring...

"Zhongxian, come in."

Suddenly, the lazy voice of the idiot emperor came from the big wooden house, it sounded lazy and slightly tired.

The corner of Wei Zhongxian's mouth twitched a few times, he agreed with an "ouch", walked forward quickly, and stretched out his hand to push open the two-foot-thick wooden door.

"Ouch, Lord Long Live, it seems that I have given you trouble..."

Before Wei Zhongxian finished speaking, he shut up.

Because, he saw the emperor was scribbling at his desk, grabbing a brush to paint while muttering words, rolling his tongue and making a series of sound bubbles.

Are you really learning a foreign language?
Not to mention, it's a bit like the Tsarist Russian woman speaking.

Sitting opposite Zhu Youjian was the 35-year-old foreign woman Anna, wrapped in a large dragon robe, which barely covered her arrogant chest.

Anna stared at the Emperor Daming opposite him in a daze, with admiration and joy in her two big hairy eyes.

From time to time, he would stretch out Bai Shengsheng's fingers to point out the emperor's strokes and stroke order.

The Tsarist Russian girl named Catherine was sitting at the table by the window, flipping through some sheepskin maps.

"Well, it seems that Long Live Lord's learning ability is too strong..."

Wei Zhongxian coughed lightly, and said with a flattering smile, "Long Live Lord, it's time to pass on the meal."

Zhu Youjian didn't even raise his eyelids, he just let out an 'hmm' in his nose, and his concentrated expression made Wei Zhongxian secretly amused.

This idiot emperor pretends to be quite like him.

"The servant girl is going to pass the meal now." Wei Zhongxian exited the wooden house and hurried to pass the meal...

……

When the Black Dragon City was founded, the conditions were simple, but Zhu Youjian's lunch was not affected at all.

Even, because the Shangshan eunuch knew that Long Live God likes seafood the most, Cao Wenzhao specially asked Cao Wenzhao to send seven or eight kinds of cod, ice and fire fish, etc. unique to Kuwu Island. Had three courses.

Fresh-cut cod fillets, ice-fire nourishing soup, and a plate of old altar sauerkraut abalone.

Sure enough, Zhu Youjian liked it very much.

"Come, come, two красотк, have a taste of the food in our kitchen," Zhu Youjian took a sip of the coffee table first, raised his chopsticks to invite, and said with a smile:
"You guys have a heavy taste in Tsarist Russia, and you like to eat big fish and meat, which is not good for your waist."

"A lot of красотк were extremely good-looking when they were young. When I think about it, they are... pretty good. Unfortunately, after having children, they all become bucket waists. It's really regrettable!"

The two tsarist Russian women's eyes widened, and they were a little dumbfounded when they saw a large table with more than 300 dishes.

Could this be the strength of the Ming Dynasty?

It really is the golden country in the east, it is simply incredible!
In particular, look at how humble and gentle this Emperor is, who has learned a foreign language all night, and started to review his homework as soon as he opened his eyes...

Just this kind of real strength, as well as this handsome little white face, is much, much better than those men in the St. Petersburg palace!

"Husband, Anna thank you for your ￥%..."

Anna picked up a glass of wine, her eyes were full of smiles, and she opened her mouth to say a series of 'Ji Li Gu Lu Hua Li Chi'.

Wei Zhongxian didn't understand a word in a daze.

However, there was one word that he understood.

'Husband?really!Lord Long Live is... so mighty! '

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian laughed loudly, turned to look at Catherine, and said, "Catherine, come, try this stewed mushroom with phoenix, it is the best in our Ming Dynasty!"

Catherine smiled sweetly, stretched out her hand to straighten a few strands of blond hair by her ear, and said, "Thank you, husband, Catherine!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his chopsticks, picked up a small piece of local chicken, and chewed it with great enjoyment.

The two light blue eyes gradually lit up, and he gave Zhu Youjian a thumbs up, saying: "Husband, Catherine, it's great, give me a thumbs up!"

Wei Zhongxian: "..."

What did the three of them learn this night?
Zhu Youjian was very proud, turned his head to look at Wei Zhongxian, and said with a smile: "Zhongxian, listen, how do these two students of mine pronounce their spoken English?"

"Tsk tsk, your comprehension level is full, and you are worthy of being my two proud disciples!"

Wei Zhongxian hurriedly took half a step forward, and said with a smile: "Long Live Lord's disciple must have excellent understanding."

"Zhongxian, how many times have I told you that this person, if he wants to be successful, he has to live and learn. You old eunuch is good at everything, but you are uneducated. It's just too scary. Already!"

"When I help Anna and Catherine regain the throne, I will find you a foreign woman."

"For more than ten years, you, Wei Zhongxian, are not tired of climbing on the roots of two old trees of Hakka Baba all day long?
If it was me, I would have put it in the cold palace long ago and replaced it with two thinner tree forks. "

"Anyway, it's just a licking dog, wouldn't you change it to something fresher?"

"What an idiot Wei Zhongxian!"

Wei Zhongxian laughed dryly.

That's why I can't answer the phone.

The idiot emperor's words were too vulgar, but Wei Zhongxian couldn't argue with him, so he pretended not to understand, and said with a flattering smile: "Long live God is so powerful!"

Zhu Youjian smiled, and said solemnly: "Wei Zhongxian, later on, you will settle down for the queens and concubines in the harem, and when you see me, you will call me your husband.

What I taught Anna and Catherine is that when they see the Emperor Ming, they can only call Husband, do you hear me, does it sound good?

This foreign language is so much fun! "

"Ahem... Slave, cough, obey the order." Wei Zhongxian couldn't take it anymore, and silently took two steps back.

After thinking about it, he took another three steps back.

Zhu Youjian ignored Wei Zhongxian no longer, and began to put food and wine for Anna and Catherine, the mother and daughter wholeheartedly. The atmosphere was very harmonious.

Talking and laughing, both ways.

From time to time, a few Tsarist Russian words would come out of his mouth, which made the beautiful and unparalleled mother and daughter laugh heartily and tremble.

As the saying goes:
Long live the source of both left and right, the flowers and branches tremble randomly and the swallows form a pair.

Wei Zhongxian sighed silently, feeling at a loss for a while.

Our family is really a, idiot...

(End of this chapter)