I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 202

"Get up and talk," Zhu Youjian looked at Wei Zhongxian's old face, which was about to turn purple, and then said calmly: "Your own wife did a bad thing, you should find a way to wipe your ass.

I don't want to worry too much about it. "

Wei Zhongxian kowtowed several times before he got up, and said with a dejected face: "Long Live Lord, give this servant a soldier, and this servant will destroy his family!"

Zhu Youjian shook his head, and said: "On the first day I ascended the throne, I made up my mind that the eunuchs cannot control the military power. Recently, I just thought about abolishing a group of so-called eunuchs who supervised the army. You make me embarrassed.

What's more, it was your wife Hakka Baba who caused the trouble, and it was your great eunuch Wei Zhongxian who helped her get up.

You have a red mouth and white teeth, and you are like a soldier when you open your mouth.

Do you think I will agree? "

Wei Zhongxian slapped himself across the face and fell silent.

He already knew what the emperor was thinking. As early as last year during the disaster relief process, he began to shrink the eunuch's claws so as not to let him interfere too much in state affairs.

However, without soldiers and horses, what would he use to kill Keshi Baba?

"Long Live Lord, this servant knows her too well, and is too familiar with her. It is the best candidate for this servant to conscript." Wei Zhongxian said solemnly, "Therefore, please give me permission from Long Live Lord!"

This was the first time that Wei Zhongxian asked for orders in a serious manner, which made Zhu Youjian hesitate for a moment.

However, he still couldn't agree.

"You find a way to raise food and grass, prepare ordnance," Zhu Youjian said warmly, "I, the imperial conquest."

Wei Zhongxian was shocked.

"Long Live Lord, absolutely not!" The treacherous official cried and wanted to kneel down, but was worried that Zhu Youjian would step on his face, so he stood there and wailed endlessly.

"Why not?" Zhu Youjian said with a chuckle: "King Li, let me beat you to the ground with three punches and two kicks, and the hundreds of thousands of cavalry from the northern barbarian royal court are nothing!

I will go on a personal expedition, and bring back some blue-eyed concubines by the way. "

Wei Zhongxian hesitated to speak several times, but he couldn't say anything to persuade him.

The matter started because of him, and now it is time for the labor emperor to conquest.

If you win the battle, everything is easy to say.

However, if you lose...

The eighteen generations of Wei Zhongxian's ancestors combined may not be enough for this idiot emperor to beheaded and skinned.

The old Zhu's family, don't look at those who practice Taoism, and those who are carpenters are carpenters, they seem to be a bit stupid.

However, once a ruthless person appeared, he would be absolutely ruthless.

This master, even his own father-in-law Zhou Kui, is the master who cut it off as soon as he said it.

Wei Zhongxian is a hammer.

"Zhongxian, in fact, during the time when I was out recently, I missed you a lot," Zhu Youjian said suddenly, "I often think that if it wasn't for Hakka Baba, you, Wei Zhongxian, are actually not a villain. .

But, this time... that's all.

I will forgive you again.

If you can beat the Northwest side to the ground at once, I will give you a title and allow you to live for the rest of your life, how about it? "

Wei Zhongxian was about to kneel down, but was stopped by Zhu Youjian.

"It doesn't have to be like this between our monarch and his ministers," Zhu Youjian was quite emotional, "I said long ago that you and I are actually grasshoppers on the same rope, and neither can escape.

You know better than me the principle of one loss, one loss.

So, how about you just work hard for a few more years, get a few years of money and food for me, and stabilize the basic situation of the Ming Dynasty? "

Wei Zhongxian stared at the idiot emperor in a daze, and it took him a long time to shed two lines of muddy tears, choked up and said: "Long live, slave...you really deserve to die."

Zhu Youjian waved his hands impatiently, and cursed: "You old eunuch, you always say that you deserve death, so why don't you die?
You just make me happy, don't you?

Old castrate!
This time, if I don't kill your wife, I will never spare the Jiannu dog thief Mang Gurtai! "

Wei Zhongxian: "..."

What does this have to do with Mangurtai?
However, the treacherous minister finally put his heart into his stomach.

This level is over.

As long as the emperor wanted to continue making money and food, and still wanted to call him an 'old eunuch', it meant that his anger had almost subsided.

"Long Live Lord, during your expedition to Goryeo, the capital was plagued by a plague. The servants were incompetent and failed to do their errands, which almost caused a major accident in the capital.

In addition, Qian Qianyi reached a verbal agreement with the slaves, claiming that they will advance and retreat with the slaves, live and die together..."

Zhu Youjian waved his hand and said casually: "It's an unspoken rule among officials to form a party for personal gain, can you tell me something useful?
You old eunuch, but you are getting better at pretending.

Let's talk about the problems that need to be solved in Ming Dynasty recently. "

Wei Zhongxian quickly began to pour tea for the emperor, his old face was bruised and swollen like a pig's head: "Long Live Lord, when it comes to urgent problems, the first thing is to find a way to get food.

The slaves have been working hard for food recently, but they have no clue. "

Zhu Youjian nodded and sighed: "It's you Wei Zhongxian who understands my thoughts."

Holding a bowl of fragrant tea poured by Wei Zhongxian himself, the idiot emperor fell into deep thought.

food.

Cough, what's more, it's food.

The three basic sites, Kuwu Island, Koryo Harbor City, and Youjian No. 4 City on Taiwan Pengbao Island, helped him absorb at least 100 million refugees, which means that hundreds of thousands of rebel farmers were lost.

However, Shaanxi, Shandong, Henan, Shanxi, Zhili...

Thinking about it makes my head big.

Taizu Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang once clearly said that the common people raised their troops to revolt in order to survive, which was not considered a rebellion in the Ming Dynasty.

Even if you catch it, you can't behead it casually...

However, since the old man ascended to the throne, the emperors, officials and wealthy families of the Ming Dynasty chose to deliberately forget this "Tai Zu's Legacy". It can be seen that sometimes, even a person like the Tai Zu can't predict what will happen after his death.

"Zhongxian, Datong Railway, and the railway from the capital to Shanhaiguan, what's the situation now?"

The idiot emperor suddenly remembered that there was still a large stall of 'infrastructure projects' that were still unfinished, and couldn't help feeling anxious again.

On Kuwu Island, in Koryo State, and in Taiwan Pengbao Island, during the construction of the three basic disks, it seems that he, Zhu Youjian, can accomplish a big thing with a single order.

But when he returned to Daming, he couldn't do any shit on his own land.

Why is it so difficult to build railways, open iron mines, and mine coal?

It seems that his series of measures, in the basic system of the Ming Dynasty, succeeded in two things——

One is the establishment of Daming Engineering Bureau and Daming Academy.

The second thing is to ask Mao Shatou to rebel for him...

Could it be that there is only one way to rebel?

To be honest, as of now, Zhu Youjian has not given up on treatment.

"Long live, although the two railways have been built now, it's almost as if they haven't been repaired." Wei Zhongxian said with a bitter face: "At the beginning, because it was jointly invested and built by the big guys, there were more people in the court who supported it. .

However, after beheading some people because of several major cases, and after the Taiyuan massacre, the Jingshi massacre, and the grassland plague, everyone gradually became less enthusiastic about it. "

Zhu Youjian actually knew it in his heart, but it's better to change the plan, and he can't just wait for something big to happen. He still wants to build infrastructure and let those shits go, right?

"Can you think of a way to restart?"

"It's very difficult. I have discussed it with Qian Qianyi and several adults, and I always find it difficult to solve."

Zhu Youjian thought for a while, then suddenly smiled.

"Zhongxian, in fact, these are trivial things, let's find a way and give me a private draft." Zhu Youjian suddenly put down all the bad things, and hummed comfortably.

Wei Zhongxian: "..."

There are so many bad things, it makes people anxious to think about it, but the emperor still can't forget the matter of "mass production of dragon sons and grandsons".

Is that human being!
"Long Live Lord, this matter... Well, this servant will do it now!"

Look, this is Wei Zhongxian.

It's like Wang Cheng'en, who is loyal, but doesn't know a little bit of flexibility. When encountering such things, he often has to beep for a long time.

After sending Wei Zhongxian away, Zhu Youjian's expression darkened instantly.

"Send a message to Miss Hongliu, I will go boating on the lake and drink in an hour."

Zhu Youjian said casually.

In a dark corner of Qianqing Palace, a figure slowly emerged, bowed and clasped fists, said: "Here!"

……

The summer is scorching, and the wind on the lake is getting stronger.

Soaking in the huge bathtub inlaid with gold trim, Zhu Youjian is like white stripes in the waves, and the girl Hongliu looks a little crazy.

"Son..."

"Hate!"

"Yeah, you're so annoying!"

……

An hour later, Zhu Youjian was wearing a loose plain nightgown and barefoot, lying lazily on the Luohan bed, watching Miss Hongliu clean up the battlefield seriously.

"Hongliu, have you missed me these days?"

"Well, think."

"How much do you think?"

"Want it so so much."

"Thinking a little tight?"

"..."

Zhu Youjian laughed loudly, stretched out his hand to pat Miss Hongliu's buttocks, sighed suddenly, and said: "I have always wanted to let you enter the palace, but you refused to agree, now I have figured it out.

Only when you are outside can I let go of my hands and feet to do other things.

By the way, Hongliu, is there any news from Cao Gong from the northwest?Or, the news of Keshi Baba? "

"There are several pieces that were delivered yesterday."

After Hongliu quickly cleaned the battlefield, in an inconspicuous dressing box, after pulling out the interlayer, she took out a few rolls of silk and handed them to Zhu Youjian.

"The war in the northwest was really caused by Hakka Baba," Zhu Youjian flipped through the silk and said thoughtfully, "The question is, what is her real purpose for doing this?
Could it be that it was just to cooperate with Jiannu cavalry going south?

The Royal Court of Northern Mang wanted to reap the benefits of the fishermen. Couldn't Mang Gurtai, who was a slave, see through this clumsy method at a glance?
Among them, there must be ulterior secrets..."

Seeing Zhu Youjian's pensive look, Miss Hongliu leaned over gently, put her pretty face on his arm, and rubbed it lightly.

Quiet as a fat cat.

From time to time, he scratched Zhu Youjian's skin with his paws.

"Hongliu, what did Mr. Cao say?" Zhu Youjian asked with a frown after pondering for a long time.

"Cao Gong said that the meaning of drunkenness is not in wine, but in the mountains and rivers."

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Can you speak Mandarin?

"That's what Mr. Cao said? What do you mean?" Zhu Youjian sighed, and said, "I know I'm a big idiot, but I still play this kind of word games for us, my brain hurts!"

Miss Hongliu chuckled lightly and said, "Who told you to leave the capital for so long without sending me a few words..."

Zhu Youjian was taken aback for a moment, then laughed.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, I miss you day and night!" As he spoke, the idiot emperor's shameless 'MUA' kissed Miss Hongliu's plain forehead.

"Mr. Cao said that this is a strategy of suspicion, and at the same time, it is also a strategy of alienation," Miss Hongliu said softly, "One thing is to stir up all sides and let the big guys fight to the death first.

The second is to weaken the strength of the Jiannu, Horqin, Waikhalka, Turpan, Yarkand, and Uszang tribes, so as to gain a good opportunity for her tribe to rise. "

Zhu Youjian gave an 'oh' and muttered, "Could it be that she is from Erut? It's no wonder..."

Miss Hongliu stared at her two crescent eyes, with a look of astonishment: "Hey, the young master already knew where she came from?"

Zhu Youjian shook his head, his face a little ugly.

erlut...

Such a dangerous enemy, he never thought of it?

"The most powerful forces in Ming Dynasty are the navy and infrastructure corps. In Erutt's side, apart from the Gobi Desert, there are grasslands and deserts. Our army has no advantage at all."

Zhu Youjian pondered, and suddenly asked: "Who blocked the news of the northwest mutiny?"

"Mr. Cao." Miss Hongliu said.

"Why, even I was kept in the dark?" Zhu Youjian said with some displeasure, "It's not a joke to delay the battle opportunity."

Miss Hongliu smiled sweetly and said, "Mr. Cao said that he had discussed with Mao Yuanyi before deciding to block the news.

As for the specific reason, how can I, a weak woman, know..."

"Well, my red willow is very soft and weak, why don't you give me a try?" Zhu Youjian laughed.

"Thinking beautiful!"

Zhu Youjian laughed non-stop, looked at the rolls of silk in his hand again, and said: "Needless to say, it must be the idea of ​​that guy who shaved his head.

That Mao shaves his head very badly, he talks about things, and he boasts about being a soldier.

From my point of view, it's clearly a bluff!
Hmph, next time we meet, don't give him venison meat, pour him a few big bowls of deer blood wine, and throw him in Yihongyuan to punish him to death! "

Listening to the idiot emperor's words, Miss Hongliu laughed into a ball, breathed out her fragrance and said, "You, you are too bad!"

Zhu Youjian said: "Men are not bad, women don't love, you don't understand this truth?"

"Okay, sir, rest for a while, I'll pass some side dishes over." Miss Hongliu turned and walked out of the cabin door, and settled for dinner.

In the cabin, Zhu Youjian was left alone, lying on the bed bored, holding a few pieces of silk in his hand, and sighed again.

"The matter of fighting, Cao Gong, Mao Yuanyi, Zheng Zhilong and others will worry about it."

"Infrastructure matters are handled by Xu Guangqi, Song Yingxing and others."

"The problem of food..."

In the past, there was a food problem that couldn't be avoided, which made the idiot emperor sleepless and restless.

Zhu Youjian stood up, looked at the sunset of Xihaizi through the glass window of the painting boat, and was fascinated for a while.

If Xia Tian's wheat can't be returned to the warehouse smoothly, I'm afraid...

"By the way, this time!"

Zhu Youjian suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

Baba Keshi, the rattlesnake!

"Come here, pass on the decree, let Daming Academy and Daming Engineering Bureau stop all projects, and design and manufacture harvesters for me!"

(End of this chapter)