I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 222
Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, was baffled by Qian Qianyi's operations.

However, he is quite convinced of the wisdom of this great scholar, presumably, it has a deep meaning, right?
Let's just watch it.

Among the crowd, only Wei Zhongxian knew it well and sneered at Qian Qianyi's performance: "Master Qian is too exaggerated and fake!" '

"The Hongwan case involved more than [-] civil servants and more than [-] people from all kinds of people in the harem. In addition, there were more than [-] people from wealthy households in the south of the Yangtze River and the eight major merchants in Shanxi;

This case, Wei Chen and Wei Changgong have already heard it clearly, and when the Ministry of Criminal Justice, Jin Yiwei, and Dongchang hear it clearly, they can personally convict;

But this time, the case of Lengxiang Yulu Pills involved more people..."

Before the gang of unlucky ones from the imperial hospital came in, Qian Qianyi bowed and said: "Your Majesty, when such a serious crime occurs, your majesty must not be merciful, and will definitely cut the relevant people to death!

And the first one to be beheaded was Wei Chen.

The guilty minister Qian Qianyi, please kill him! "

Qian Qianyi did it himself, took off the black hat from his head, knelt down on his knees solemnly, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, please never let any of the sinners in the Lengxiang Yulu pill case go!"

Zhu Youjian: "..."

The water is too cold and the scalp is itchy. Is that how I feel?
You have already talked about this, how can you make me turn my face and deny people?Unexpectedly, the scholars of the Ming Dynasty played hooligans even more than Wei Zhongxian?
"Qian Qianyi, are you convicted?"

There's no other way, if it's time to cooperate with the performance, I still have to show one or two.

Isn't it just acting skills?
This, I am better at.

"The guilty minister is guilty, and the guilty minister deserves to die. I implore His Majesty to pass the decree to tear the guilty minister's body into tens of thousands of pieces, and behead all the relatives and friends of the criminal minister's ten clans!"

This guy Qian Qianyi is really a ruthless person, he just finished his lines.

Isn't this forcing him, the idiot emperor, to become a 'Master Qingtian'?I'm not good at handling cases.

"The case of Lengxiang Yulu Pills involved tens of thousands of people," Zhu Youjian pondered a few times, and said in a cold voice: "Disasters in the harem, murder of the royal family's blood, such vicious things can't be solved even if they are hacked into pieces." The hatred in my heart!

Wei Zhongxian, you, the admiral and eunuch of the East Factory, don't you have anything to say?
Are you an innocent person? "

Zhu Youjian originally wanted to play in person, but after thinking about it, he changed his mind.

Since this Qian Qianyi wants to act, he has to play with a rival, otherwise, it is easy to appear cold...

"Long live Lord!"

Wei Zhongxian had been waiting for this moment for a long time, before the idiot emperor's words fell, he fell to his knees with a thud, and began to "cry blood on Chen"...

……

A cup of tea is enough.

Wei Zhongxian was still babbling and saying that he was treasonous and deserved to die, but he didn't repeat a few words. Zhu Youjian was convinced by this action.

Great eunuch, really extraordinary.

Similarly, Qian Qianyi, who was kneeling on the ground, was also convinced.

This old eunuch is too good at stealing the show...

……

"Let's all get up and talk," Zhu Youjian sighed and said, seeing a large group of civil and military officials kneeling down at his feet, "I feel a little tired.

Get up, get up. "

Seeing that no one got up, Zhu Youjian looked down at Wei Zhongxian and Qian Qianyi.

Sure enough, the two old thieves looked at each other tacitly, raised their heads quietly, and winked at the emperor.

Zhu Youjian: "..."

What does this winking mean?

"Qian Qianyi, let's talk about it."

Qian Qianyi got up from the ground, bowed and said: "The head of Qian Qianyi, the guilty minister, will be deposited with Your Majesty first. On that day, if the criminal minister has any crimes, big or small, there is no need for His Majesty to open his mouth. Come down!"

Show your loyalty.

Only then did Qian Qianyi turn around slowly, and said with great pain: "A Lengxiang Yulu pill killed the nine princes of the late emperor, this matter can be called the greatest crime of the Ming Dynasty!

This is the sin of all scholars in the Ming Dynasty! "

"Your Majesty is strong, and there are five or six hundred concubines in the harem. Why hasn't a son or grandson been born yet?"

"Isn't it all because of Lengxiang Yulu pills?"

"My lords, ask yourself, don't you feel any guilt in your heart?"

"..."

……

Zhu Youjian remained silent, complaining endlessly in his heart.

This Qian Qianyi's acting skills are a bit poor.

As for a private draft, it’s enough to just announce it directly, and you’re still thinking so hard, wouldn’t you be afraid to scare the ministers into foolishness?

But since he's going to act, let him be.

After Qian Qianyi's speech, the ministers began to "cry".

Some ministers.He even stamped his forehead on the ground vigorously, making a loud noise, which made Zhu Youjian upset again.

These guys, on the surface, are loyal and willing to die for Daming's Jiangshan Sheji; but when they turn around, behind the scenes, they don't know how to do everything possible to corrupt...

That's all, let him go!

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian picked up a bowl of wine, drank it slowly, his eyes were cold, and he followed Qian Qianyi's flamboyant performance casually.

"Therefore, I discussed with Wei Changgong, Zhang Gelao and others. Considering the continuation of the blood of our Daming emperor, His Majesty needs to choose among the people..."

"Seconded!"

"Seconded!"

"Seconded!"

……

Without hindrance, every minister showed his loyalty honestly, wishing to dig out his heart a few times.

……

A regulation was soon set for the folk talent show.

In this regard, Zhu Youjian seemed not very interested, with a gloomy face, and said nothing.

This expression made the officials even more puzzled, and they all kept silent, for fear of making a little noise and calling for their own death.

"Then it's settled. More than 9000 women from aristocratic families appointed by His Majesty can enter Beijing!"

Qian Qianyi said with a final word.

All the ministers began to congratulate.

Zhu Youjian looked at the big guy, sighed suddenly, and said: "In this way, you will all become my country's fathers and uncles, and the previous Hongwan case and Lengxiang Yuluwan case can only be written off. .

Forget it, let's kill those who are in charge of the Tai Hospital.

I don't want to kill people.

I don't even want to kill my father-in-law and uncle..."

Everyone felt a chill, and suddenly fought a cold war.

Everyone seems to think of Zhou Kui, the patriarch whose head was beheaded by Zhu Youjian...

"Wei Zhongxian, let's pass on the meal," Zhu Youjian said lonely, "Let's eat first."

Qian Qianyi's acting skills are too bad, he wanted to give it a try, but in the end...

"Your Majesty, I have a book to play!"

Suddenly, an old minister took a step forward and said in a deep voice: "Your Majesty has submitted more than [-] women from official families and wealthy families in this draft;
This is the mighty grace of the emperor, and this minister appreciates it very much.

However, His Majesty wants nearly [-] women to enter the palace this time, not to mention what the folk rumors say, even in the Forbidden City, I'm afraid they won't be able to live there, right?

This humble minister has the courage to implore His Majesty to subtract six thousand women..."

It turned out that he disliked him as an idiot emperor, and nearly [-] people were drafted in one draft?
Zhu Youjian became restless for no reason.

This old guy is almost 70 years old. In his hometown in Fujian, there are [-] fertile fields, [-] or [-] young and beautiful wives and concubines. In the capital, there is also a large house. It is said that there are nearly a hundred wives, concubines and maids.

Such beautiful blessings made Wei Zhongxian feel aggrieved several times.

Now, he actually jumped out to dislike the emperor's "excessive lewdness"...

"What Zheng Aiqing said is really..."

Zhu Youjian pondered a few times, and was about to speak, but Qian Qianyi who was beside him quit.

"Zheng Hailiang, are you still shameless?"

As soon as Qian Qianyi opened his mouth, he said with a pig's heart: "You, Zheng Hailiang, are almost dead. Even if you throw out a handful of old bones, the dogs in Zhili, Henan are not willing to eat a few bites, but you still want to eat them under your majesty's hands." Talking nonsense in front of you?
According to the laws of the Ming Dynasty, you, Zheng Hailiang, are a member of the second rank, and you can have one wife and three concubines.

However, as far as I know, apart from your wife Liu, your Lord Zheng's concubines, and the maids, maids, cooks, etc. who were harmed by you, there are no less than 120 people.

What face do you have, standing in front of His Majesty?

What else is there to live in this world! "

There was a sound of sighing all around.

Everyone looked at Zheng Hailiang with complicated eyes.

Tsk tsk, I can't tell, this old man is quite fierce...

Mr. Zheng is not very good.

He has served in the Ministry of Rites and the Imperial Censor for a long time, and even had the opportunity to enter the cabinet. Now, to let the cabinet scholar and the civil official Qingliu leader of the Ming Dynasty be insulted in public like this is basically tantamount to cutting off his future.

You know, the consistent style of civil servants in the Ming Dynasty is to throw stones into the water and beat the dog in the water.

This kind of thing, his boss Zheng has done a lot.

However, this time, when it was his own turn, it didn't feel very good.

"Qian Qianyi, you!"

Master Zheng suddenly took half a step forward, and reprimanded him, his eyes stared like copper bells, and two streams of black blood slowly flowed from his nostrils.

'Puff'.

Mr. Zheng fell to the ground straight, and lost his breath in a blink of an eye.

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Ministers: "..."

Qian Qianyi, it's ok to scold a second-rank official to death in a few words, comparable to Zhuge Kongming who scolded old Wang Lang to death on the battlefield.

"Ahem, dear friends, if you think I've gone too far this time, then...forget it."

Zhu Youjian coughed lightly without losing the opportunity, and said with a wry smile: "It seems that all the lovers want to kill off my sons and grandchildren, so that this dragon chair can be free..."

In a word, scare a whole lot.

What the idiot emperor said was too frightening.

"Your Majesty, please draft [-]!"

"I wait to congratulate the emperor, congratulations to His Majesty the emperor!"

……

Well, that's pretty much it.

Zheng Hailiang, good job, I will definitely treat your wife and daughter kindly!

"Well, then, I will obey you dear ministers," Zhu Youjian said helplessly, "Wei Zhongxian drafted an order to order Qian Qianyi and Zhang Ruitu to organize this matter."

The rest is waiting to be the bridegroom officer.

He's good at this.

……

A noisy banquet ended like this.

When the officials withdrew, Zhu Youjian left Qian Qianyi, Wei Zhongxian, Yang He, and Zhang Ruitu behind, and began to discuss the matter of [-] 'royal villas'.

Wei Zhongxian had known about this for a long time, but it just sounded like a toothache.

Zhang Ruitu and Qian Qianyi heard this for the first time, and after a little calculation in their hearts, their faces turned green.

Ten thousand gardens...

Even if the household department is sold, so much money and food cannot be obtained!

What's more, the current Ming Dynasty is full of holes, and even the food for the disaster victims was raised by a few of them after racking their brains, selling officials, and swindling...

"Your Majesty, Dashou and Wu Xiang, the ancestors of Liaoxi, have sent out more than [-] memorials to urge the payment of food."

"In addition, Sun Chengzong also sent secret letters repeatedly, urging Shanhaiguan to pay for food and new firearms..."

Qian Qianyi and Zhang Ruitu wanted to complain, but Wei Zhongxian snorted in disdain, and said in a strange way: "Oh, are the two elders complaining to the Long Live Lord, or are they staying to help the Long Live Lord find a way?"

Qian Qianyi and Zhang Ruitu were angry about it.

Biansheng didn't dare to say much, so he silently glanced at Wei Zhongxian and shut up.

"I also know that our treasury is empty and our people's power is poor, so we can't find so much money and food at all, so I left you guys here to discuss this matter.

Everyone talks about how to solve this matter. "

Zhu Youjian wanted to prodigal so much that he didn't bother to care about the Liaoxi general.

At worst, if he finds a way to make those people rebel, he can take advantage of the situation and let Mao Wenlong, Cao Wenzhao, Mao Yuanyi and others be killed easily.

Liaoxi general, but Daming's confidant has a serious problem...

"Long Live Lord, I have an idea, I don't know if I should say it or not?" Wei Zhongxian bowed and said.

"Tell me, if it doesn't work, there are still Qian Aiqing and Zhang Aiqing here." Zhu Youjian waved his hand indifferently, and said with a smile: "It's just [-] small villas, you can just figure it out. "

Qian Qianyi and Zhang Ruitu: "..."

Listen, is this still human?
What the Ming Dynasty is like right now, they are so poor that they are about to become underpants, but they don’t care at all when they become emperors. There are [-] draftees and [-] villas to be built. This is clearly the way to subjugate the country!
"Your Majesty, this matter..."

Qian Qianyi wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Wei Zhongxian directly waving his hand: "Master Qian, do you have a solution? If you have no solution, you might as well listen to my Wei Zhongxian's solution first, is it feasible?"

Qian Qianyi nodded silently.

"Long live, in fact, you old man has already won the ticket. The reason why we are a few wastes is nothing more than an exam."

Wei Zhongxian first offered a beautiful rainbow fart, and then said firmly: "Don't talk about ten thousand small villas, even if it is ten thousand, His Majesty can build it casually!
Master Qian, Master Zhang, by the way, and Master Yang, you don't have to stare at me so weirdly.

Long live God's wonderful ideas, can you such trash who only know how to read books by rote, can understand them?Simply! "

Wei Zhongxian's state today is a bit abnormal.

At this point, even Zhu Youjian was a little surprised: "Is the burden on this great eunuch recently a bit too heavy, and it actually crushed this old eunuch into a psychopath..."

"My lords," Wei Zhongxian said with a smile, "especially you, Mr. Qian Qianyi, after a while, you will be the head of the country.

Why, your niece Xiaolan is about to become a concubine, and you Mr. Qian didn't think about expressing it?

It's just a small garden. To you, it's not a big deal, is it?

Ok?Think about it, think about it! "

Qian Qianyi was at a loss for a while.

Soon, his two eyes lit up.

Oh, so it is!
Isn't it just a small garden, a small villa, let me tell you earlier...

Going around in such a big circle, just scaring people to death and worrying them to death, this idiot emperor is too bad!

"Your Majesty, my humble minister, I understand!"

"Your Majesty, this humble minister has also realized!"

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Enlightened, enlightened what?I am not Buddha.

(End of this chapter)