I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 233 I want to worship big brother...

"Your Majesty, while studying electrons, magnetite, oil separation and new firearms on Kuwu Island, Wei Chen is still thinking about a very fundamental issue, that is, the matter of human life and death..."

When Song Yingxing saw the idiot emperor's first words, he asked Xu Guangqi to poke his eyes hard.

Just now, didn't you say yes, never talk about 'immortality'?
Song Yingxing is such a bad guy!

Zhu Youjian, who originally wanted to show the two great scientists a little 'color', also looked confused: "What did Song Aiqing say?"

"Your Majesty, I suddenly thought, since we can make full use of invisible and intangible energy substances such as electrons and magnetic poles, is there a brand-new energy that can guarantee a machine to move forever?

Of course, this is just Wei Chen's idea.

What I want to say is that if we regard our body as a machine, then, with the blessing of medicine stones, physical energy and some sacred substances, can it be used frequently and always renewed, just like...

By the way, like a steam engine that will never rust or explode, live forever? "

Expressing his doubts in one breath, Song Yingxing heaved a sigh of relief, went straight to a table, picked up a bowl, and poured it all down.

"Ah, the emperor's wine is still delicious. The wine brewed by Mr. Xu Guangqi on Kuwu Island is like donkey urine..."

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Xu Guangqi: "..."

More than two hundred important officials of the Ming court: "..."

This Song Yingxing, relying on the unrivaled favor of the idiot emperor, has no sense of propriety when speaking.

Are there some things that a courtier can say?

However, the idiot emperor prefers it, but it's not so obvious on the face.

Occasionally one or two Song Yingxing, this is heartless, naive, if the civil and military of the whole court speak so unscrupulously, he, the emperor, should have come to an end...

……

"Song Aiqing, your idea of ​​immortality is wonderful," Zhu Youjian said calmly, "When you solve one of my immediate problems, I will allow you to study the elixir of life.

Moreover, I can be your research object.

What Bairifei elixir you have refined, I promise, the first... let Wei Zhongxian taste it! "

Wei Zhongxian's legs suddenly went limp.

I just feel that his little life is a little dangerous, and there is a big [Danger] character indistinctly carved on his forehead.

"Okay, I will fulfill my mission!"

Song Yingxing was overjoyed, and asked casually: "What is the problem His Majesty mentioned? Tell me quickly, I will help you solve it, and start to study the problem of immortality."

Therefore, Zhu Youjian briefly talked about the matter of the Daming Royal Water Supply Company, and said with a smile: "Yang Aiqing and Yang Aiqing have devoted themselves to research for several hours, and they are almost successful. In the end, you and Xu Aiqing returned to the court.

Well, you just..."

"Your Majesty, this matter is very simple." Before Zhu Youjian finished speaking, Song Yingxing said first: "I have never been to the Yanshan Reservoir, but it doesn't matter.

Regardless of the terrain of the reservoir, natural water pressure cannot be used to supply water anyway, otherwise, if the pipeline fails, the entire capital will be submerged in floods.

At that time, don't say that His Majesty wants to do something for the benefit of the people, you will become a sinner of the Ming Dynasty instead! "

Zhu Youjian: "..."

This Song Yingxing, who stayed on Kuwu Island for more than half a year, is even more incapable of thinking?
"Song Aiqing, then you can simply talk about how to solve the water supply problem?" Zhu Youjian asked with a wry smile.

"Build a water supply station, use the steam engine to drive the water pump, and then erect the pipeline to the capital."

"Because the characteristic of water is to flow downhill, several water supply stations may be needed to introduce water into the capital step by step, and then build twenty or thirty graded water supply stations to divide the entire capital into different areas such as A, B, C, D, etc. Build some water towers..."

Song Yingxing was eloquent and rambling, and Zhu Youjian was taken aback for a while.

The civil and military officials of Manchu Dynasty also looked confused.

One thing that is obviously very simple is to introduce water from the Miyun Reservoir to the capital to supply drinking water for the people and animals in the city.

However, let the famous Song Yingxing say it.

Why is it so complicated!
"Your Majesty, Mr. Song's idea is correct, but I have a few things to add." Nearly half an hour later, facing seven or eight very standard "design drawings of the capital's water supply system", Xu Guangqi frowned and meditated said:

"For example, the valves of this water supply station require three or even four levels of management. Only in this way can we ensure the safety of the capital without affecting the water supply.

In addition, whether it is reservoirs, water supply stations, pumping stations, water towers, or the erection of water pipelines, strict laws and regulations must be implemented.

Otherwise, some people with ulterior motives can use these channels to poison the capital..."

Xu Guangqi is an old man who seeks the country, and his words and deeds are very peaceful, but he stands there for a thin man, with gray hair, a clear face, a dignified righteousness, and a certain power, which makes Zhu Youjian very heartbroken.

"What Xu Aiqing said is absolutely true."

Zhu Youjian made the decision on the spot, and this matter will be carried out according to the design drawings of Song Yingxing and Xu Guangqi!
Yang He wept with joy, and said to himself: "Look, it's better for Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing to come back. Otherwise, they would bring back a lot of waste paper, but they wouldn't be able to attract a stream of clean water. By then..."

The problem of running water was soon implemented.

Yang He didn't care about eating and drinking, and ran away with a roll of design drawings in his arms.

The banquet continued.

Zhu Youjian was in a good mood, sitting in the middle, bowing left and right, drunk a large group of civil servants and generals into puddles of mud, couldn't help laughing, and was extremely proud.

"Come and come, drink and drink, never stop getting drunk!"

"You don't even know how to drink, will you still be an official?"

"The officials of the Ming Dynasty don't even know how to drink, so what else would you do? Or let Wei Zhongxian take you to a painting boat to wash your hair? Rub your back and soak your feet?"

……

The idiot emperor had an astonishing capacity for alcohol, but he couldn't help feeling a little drunk.

What the hell, Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing, two bastards, are finally willing to come back to accompany him to prodigal.

Apart from pampering the concubines in the harem, playing games with Miss Hongliu and the master of punchlines, he tried every means to live a good life.

Just ask, is there anything else in this world that can be compared with the worth of a prodigal?
No!
Prodigal, hard prodigal!
I want to defeat an immortal body, and the comprehensive index of agility, strength, riding and shooting will definitely exceed one hundred.

At that time, it is estimated that he will be able to ascend physically.

Think of the good things.

Zhu Youjian couldn't help but hehehe again, the weird smile on his face made the knees of Wei Zhongxian, Qian Qianyi and others who were accompanying him almost burst.

"Fortunately, there is no mention of selling the Forbidden City this time..."

"Xu Aiqing, Song Aiqing, it's good that you come back, it's good that you come back," Zhu Youjian laughed loudly, pulled the two great scientists by his side, toasted frequently, and said with a smile:

"I am very satisfied with the diesel engine and the number-checking heavy machine gun you sent."

"Don't worry about inventing boldly, as long as it is beneficial to our Ming Dynasty, I will support it with both hands!"

"No, I don't need my permission, you can just do it!"

"What I want is the result. As for the process, you two can enjoy it by yourself. Even if I sell this capital, I will help you do something earth-shattering!"

Wei Zhongxian and Qian Qianyi: "..."

Well, the idiot emperor is not selling the Forbidden City anymore.

Instead, they started selling the capital...

……

"Your Majesty, that petroleum machine is useless, it has been eliminated long ago," Song Yingxing said, not good at drinking, and he was already too drunk.

He stood up staggeringly, and laughed loudly: "Don't believe it? If you don't believe me, ask Xu Guangqi. I use a four-cylinder, eight-stroke compression ignition method, and in addition, the intake valve and exhaust valve are synchronized and coordinated to solve the problem. A great problem in science.

Your Majesty, this time, you mean what you say.

Last time, you wanted to make me a king of science, but you were disturbed by that lowly servant girl Yuan Chonghuan.

This time, you can't play tricks, you must reward Xu Guangqi as the king of science!
As for me, Song Yingxing, why do I need such a mere name?
Hahaha……"

The faces of the civil and military ministers around who had not yet got under the table changed drastically, some were happy and some were worried.

The happy one is that the emperor's favored minister has finally committed a heinous crime, and he is about to suffer; as for those who are worried, there are some people with broad minds who feel that the Ming Dynasty has such a strange person as Song Yingxing, and it is actually the imperial court. The blessing of the Ming Dynasty, the blessing of the country and the country.

Zhu Youjian didn't care, he laughed and said, "Well, you Song Yingxing, are you crazy enough?"

"Wei Zhongxian, draw up the decree!"

"Reward Xu Guangqi as the king of science, and enjoy the treatment of going to court without bowing down, entering the palace with a knife, and breaking into the Palace of Qianqing without reporting."

"As for the rank... just treat him like a prince."

"By the way, in the last beauty pageant I didn't like, there were quite a few ladies who I didn't like, but they were actually quite pretty. Wei Zhongxian, look for one or two hundred people with good looks and character, and show them to Xu Aiqing. Clean it up and send it over..."

Civil and military officials: "..."

How can this idiot emperor still have the majesty of an emperor?He is clearly the biggest hooligan in the Ming Dynasty...

Xu Guangqi had a bitter face, and wanted to decline, but Zhu Youjian gave him a hard look: "A few days ago, I drafted [-] concubines, and I didn't say anything. I will send you a hundred wives and concubines, and you will be worried." Is it like this?
Thanks to you, you are still the king of science in the Ming Dynasty!
Let the Tai Hospital give you a comprehensive physical examination when you turn back, make up your waist, and strive for a bumper harvest at the end of the year! "

After saying something, no one dared to say anything.

As the saying goes, companions are like companions to tigers. At this moment, seeing His Majesty getting drunk and losing his appearance, talking nonsense and awarding rewards casually, who knows if he will settle accounts in the fall when he sobers up tomorrow?

Zhu Youjian secretly laughed in his heart.

Think I'm drunk?
What a joke, even if I drank another jar of spirits, I can live a day and a night without taking a breath!

In fact, he is trying to cure Xu Guangqi, an old scientist, by playing drunk. If you don’t believe me, you have more than 100 wives and concubines, and you have received my order to ignore them and hide on Kuwu Island to conduct scientific research?
You are so beautiful!
"By the way, for Song Yingxing's reward, there is no need for vulgar things such as money and beauty." Zhu Youjian suddenly remembered that Song Yingxing hadn't been rewarded yet, so he couldn't help being more careful.

Because, he inadvertently glanced at it.

It was discovered that some civil servants who were stealing, playing tricks and refusing to drink properly secretly looked at each other a few times, their eyes flickering, as if some shady ideas were being exchanged in secret...

The civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty took away a Yuan Chonghuan.

There are tens of thousands of Yuan Chonghuan.

Song Yingxing was born in Baiding, once offended the remnants of the Donglin Party, and did not deal with those scholars in the court very much. Now relying on the emperor's favor, he can speak without restraint.

In fact, compared with Xu Guangqi, this kind of scientific upstart is stared at by the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty!
"Wei Zhongxian, draw up an order."

"Reward Song Yingxing as...forget it, don't make an official, I want to be my best friend with Song Yingxing, and we will form a friendship with Jinlan!"

"He is a few years older than me, even slightly older than Zheng Zhilong."

"How about this, I will call Song Yingxing the eldest brother, Zheng Zhilong the second brother, and Li Zi the third brother..."

As soon as this statement came out, everyone was in an uproar.

However, this matter is the emperor's private matter, so almost no one dares to jump out and make irresponsible remarks.

Originally, Du Yushi and a group of civil servants, Qingliu, had already secretly planned that if Song Yingxing was proclaimed a prince, everyone would stand up and oppose it together. I don't believe it can't control a kid who doesn't even have a scholarship...

Well, even if you, Song Yingxing, become the emperor's elder brother.

However, since he was not conferred the title of Prince this time, after all, is he still just a white man?

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhu Youjian held back his breath.

If I don't completely smash this filthy Ming Dynasty, I'll kill that bastard Mang Gurtai!
By the way, how is that old boy Mao Yuanyi doing recently?I still miss a little...

……

Song Yingxing was inexplicably changed from being a rewarding prince to the "big brother" of the idiot emperor, but he didn't have any opinions at all.

His mind is full of blueprints, data, and research objects, and he doesn't really care much about the emperor's rewards.

As for asking for a reward, it was just that he suddenly remembered that the last time he had agreed to be crowned king, Yuan Chonghuan disturbed him, and he was somewhat uncomfortable.

It's fine now, Xu Guang unsealed the prince.

In the future, there should be more money, right?That's good, some strange ores, research materials, and even the food, clothing, housing and transportation of Ming students, to a large extent, are still relying on Xu Guangqi's old background.

"Your Majesty, a thought flashed through my mind just now." Suddenly, Song Yingxing raised his head and stared straight at the idiot emperor: "Do you want to live forever, Your Majesty?"

Zhu Youjian said with a smile: "No, I just want to serve the country of the Ming Dynasty forever, and I just want to seek a little welfare for the people of the Ming Dynasty, so that the Ming Dynasty will not die and fall into the hands of the pig-tailed head of Jiannu and fall behind overseas. 300 years of countries!

So, after I solve the fundamental problem and unify the world, I will consider the matter of immortality. "

Song Yingxing thought for a while, somewhat annoyed, and muttered in a low voice, "It's fine if you don't want to live forever. I'll find another person to do the experiment."

Zhu Youjian's face turned green as he listened.

Hasn't this Song Yingxing been researching petroleum engines, large-scale steel smelting, and heavy machine guns recently?

Why are you suddenly interested in immortality?
Could it be that you are starting to split your mind?
Haha, if this old boy really becomes a lunatic, it will be even more convenient for me to prodigal.

Think about it, a mad scientist.If you casually propose a few 'new technologies', isn't that a lot of prodigal value?
"Song Aiqing, no matter what, I absolutely agree with you becoming a mad scientist, haha!"

(End of this chapter)