I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 235 One-stop service
"Your Majesty, Mr. Xu Guangqi scolded you more than three hundred times, and his words were ugly."

"Song Yingxing scolded me more fiercely..."

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Well, the end of science is theology.

The end of the scientist is neurology...

Seeing Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing behaving like children playing house, the idiot emperor was very happy in his heart.

He finally realized that long-lost feeling of being a human being.

"Okay, the food and wine are cold, come here and eat something quickly," Zhu Youjian sat crookedly, very comfortable and comfortable, and greeted the two great scientists to eat meat and drink, "This is the kidney of a tiger, you two taste it." Let's go home tonight and do some business."

The two finally stopped arguing.

"Your Majesty, this time back in the capital, I feel that the atmosphere is a bit weird. Has something serious happened?"

Suddenly, Xu Guangqi asked.

"It's nothing serious. It's just that I'm getting married soon. Those old men must have other ideas when they look at my son-in-law." Zhu Youjian waved his hand and said helplessly.

"Big marriage?"

Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing stared at Zhu Youjian with wide eyes.

"Your Majesty, is it with Princess Anna, or with Princess Catherine?" Song Yingxing's brain circuit was really quite strange, and he couldn't help asking.

Zhu Youjian laughed loudly and said, "Those two foreign women, I haven't decided which one to marry...

This time, Wei Zhongxian, Qian Qianyi and the others negotiated to select [-] well-educated women from all over the country..."

Ten thousand!

Sure enough, the words had been spoken, and Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing shut up.

Why does this kind of thing sound so unreliable?
Ten thousand concubines...

Can the idiot emperor sleep over?Even if one day favors a concubine, it will take ten or eight years, right?
and!

"Your Majesty, this matter, um, very good, very wonderful!"

In desperation, Xu Guangqi's pale old man swayed again and again, but said in his mouth: "Your Majesty has the muscles and bones of a dragon, lives like a wolf, is unstoppable, and works day and night..."

"Your Majesty, take care of your dragon body!"

Zhu Youjian smiled and didn't answer.

Sometimes Xu Guangqi is actually not very good at talking, and he can choke him half to death with a single sentence, but more often, he is more like an old father. Once some topics are discussed, the idiot emperor will get a little angry.

"Let's talk about the new gadgets you brought to me." Zhu Youjian's eyes sparkled, and he said with a smile, "I know, this time, you should not just smash a diesel engine."

Song Yingxing raised his face, as if he was still calculating, with [-] concubines, how would the idiot emperor take the time to pamper him.

Xu Guangqi took out something from his bosom, and solemnly handed it to the idiot emperor: "Your Majesty, please take a look at this thing."

Zhu Youjian took it over.

He opened it slowly, but it turned out to be a design drawing. He flipped it over and couldn't understand what it was for...

"Your Majesty, have you ever recognized what kind of treasure this is?" Xu Guangqi asked.

"This, the round one, the white one, the big one..." Zhu Youjian pondered for a while, then smiled: "It's not a generator, it's not a water pump, it's not a radar receiver...

Almost, well, I don't know. "

After finishing speaking, he handed back the drawing without changing his face, and said with a smile: "You know I have no education, so you should tell me directly."

Xu Guangqi smiled indifferently, and Zhu Youjian was a little dissatisfied with his expression as expected.

However, it is not acceptable.

As for the matter of scientists, he is an idiot emperor who knows a fart!
"This is what His Majesty wants most."

Xu Guangqi took the drawing, stretched out two thin and slender fingers, and began to point: "Look, these two pieces of metal, soaked in acidic liquid, will decompose into two energy particles, one yin and one yang;
This kind of energy particle can make Song Yingxing's tongue numb, and at the same time, it can also make frogs, rabbits, sparrows, etc. lose their balance instantly and fall to the ground.

If it lasts for a long time, there will be scorching phenomenon..."

Zhu Youjian finally figured it out.

It turned out that two second-hand goods actually made a storage battery decades or hundreds of years in advance!

The idiot emperor suddenly sat upright, and said, "How did you design and invent this thing?"

Xu Guangqi laughed and said: "Isn't this your Majesty's inspiration to my minister, what kind of treasure can store lightning?
During a thunderstorm, Song Yingxing sent two metal wires into the clouds with Kongming lanterns. As a result, at the moment of lightning and thunder, Mr. Song was sent flying three or four meters away by a ball of flames.

He was originally researching the corrosion resistance of a brand-new metal alloy in different environments, so the current in the cloud was conducted along the metal wire..."

Then, the storage battery was invented?
Zhu Youjian glanced sideways at Song Yingxing, and secretly groaned in his heart.

This kind of scientific lunatic might cause the Ming Dynasty to lose a big star, causing irreparable losses.

However, he didn't say anything.

Song Yingxing, even if he knew the electric current was dangerous, he might not hesitate to stuff a chicken into the storage battery for the sake of scientific research.

"It's a storage battery."

Zhu Youjian took over the drawings again, and then he could see clearly that many metal sheets, metal rods, metal coils and high-strength acid pools inside were indeed the embryonic form of batteries.

Moreover, because this thing was accidentally discovered in an electric shock accident.

At the same time of discovery, it has been regarded as a kind of scientific reverse deduction verification.

Then, first have the battery, and then find a way to study its production principle. Many things have found another way. It has to be said that this can be regarded as one of the miracles of the scientific world.

"Electricity is one of the most dangerous substances in the world," Zhu Youjian began to describe the dangers and uses of electricity that he knew in pieces.

The two great scientists, like children, rested their chins on their hands, and they were all fascinated by what they heard.

Ah, finally being able to pretend to be aggressive in front of Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing, this feeling is simply too sour. Seeing how they listened carefully, the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian finally performed well.

The feeling of being a master.

So comfortable?

Hey, it's fun...

"Your Majesty, the dangers you mentioned, as well as their scope of application, fields, etc., have already been discussed several times by Mr. Xu Guangqi and Wei Chen, and they are even more comprehensive than what you said...

Well, about seven or eight times as much. "

Song Yingxing interrupted suddenly and said, "Xu Guangqi is such a bad old man, very bad!"

"On the way here, he predicted that when His Majesty got the blueprint of the storage battery, he would talk eloquently for a long time. He asked me to act with him and try to pretend to be listening carefully;

Xu Guangqi also said that His Majesty has no self-confidence, which is very bad for the Ming Dynasty.

So, he told me to shut up and talk less.

By the way, just to give His Majesty a little confidence..."

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Xu Guangqi covered his face with his sleeves, pretended to have dust in his eyes, and coughed hard.

"Don't cough anymore, Your Majesty is actually much smarter than we thought!"

Song Yingxing glared at Xu Guangqi, and said seriously: "At least, he has a very rich imagination. Although he has no logic and often talks nonsense, but this cannot conceal that His Majesty is really a good emperor!"

Well, we can't talk about this topic anymore.

Zhu Youjian never thought that this idiot emperor would be so despised by his courtiers...

"Okay, okay, let me tell you something useful." Zhu Youjian couldn't listen anymore, so he took the initiative to smile and said, "You two have stayed on Kuwu Island for a few months, so you get along well.

In fact, I have only a half-knowledge about many things, knowing one or two, but not knowing the three, four, five, six or seven.

As an emperor, I don't know that much.

Anyway, I will be the emperor, don't you think?Ha ha. "

……

The three monarchs and ministers talked and laughed for a while.

The atmosphere is very harmonious.

Then, Xu Guangqi just said some of his ideas: "With this brand new energy, in fact, many previous new gadgets can be carried out at a faster speed.

For example, we found that the electric current generated in this metal shell can be completely applied to petroleum engines, steam engines, and daily lighting.

By the way, in water conservancy and hydropower projects, this brand new thing will be more useful.

However, if it is applied comprehensively at once, it will become a disaster.

Therefore, Weichen suggested that the research should continue, but we still have to be concerned about converting it into a product for widespread application..."

Zhu Youjian nodded again and again.

This remark is indeed justified.

As a knowledgeable scumbag, with an understanding of new gadgets, he is naturally not as eager for quick success as others. As soon as he sees batteries, he immediately considers mass production of lights, phones, battery cars and so on.

Of course, he has no objection to getting some electrical appliances for the palace first.

"Technology must be completely kept secret, no, absolutely kept secret!"

Zhu Youjian made the final decision: "Study quietly first, and then launch a series of products after the technology is fully mastered. Only in this way can we earn more money.

At the same time, even if others want to steal technology, they are always a few steps behind us.

We must have enough confidence and strength at the level of science and technology to be able to pinch someone's throat at any time and ask: What the hell, you dog emperor Mang Gurtai, are you convinced?

Believe it or not, I'll electrocute you to death!
Hahaha……"

Zhu Youjian laughed heartily, and sketched a magnificent "blueprint for the Ming Dynasty" for the two scientists:
"Don't worry about doing it boldly. I am responsible for solving food problems, famine problems, nine-border war problems, empty treasury problems, slack military affairs and insufficient combat effectiveness...etc.

You two, provide me with the most powerful technical support! "

Bragging, drinking tea, time passed quickly.

In a blink of an eye, it was around midnight.

"The two lovers have worked so hard on Kuwu Island. I will remember it in my heart. I always want to make up for you, but I never have the chance. Tonight, I can finally make up for you two.

Walk around and go boating on the lake.

Goulan listen to the music, go boating in the rivers and lakes, with the world in mind, and guide the country! "

Zhu Youjian didn't care whether the two of them agreed or not, he just waved his hand, and several strong and long-legged women walked into the cabin, bowed and said: "My lord, what's your order?"

Zhu Youjian laughed and said: "These two adults have been surviving on overseas desert islands recently, and finally returned to this world of flowers and flowers, I want to win them over and corrupt them, what do you say?
How about this, what is the most interesting thing in the Taiye pool area, let them arrange it.

Sweating, exercising, shampooing, scraping and playing poker, one-stop service is all indispensable.

Especially this old man, who is so listless and serious on weekdays, but there are quite a lot of poses that can be figured out in his mind, so let him teach everyone. "

A muscular woman suppressed a smile and waved her hand.

Immediately, several women rushed forward, directly set up Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing, and walked quickly to the outside of the cabin.

"Let go of me, what do you want to do?"

"Your Majesty, save me..."

"Your Majesty, the old minister is old and decrepit, and I can't stand tormenting, Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, it's not enough if the minister is wrong..."

Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing began to panic.

In fact, both of them understood very well in their hearts that being with a king is like being with a tiger. The emperors in this world are almost all of the same virtue, and it is good to turn one's face and be ruthless.

There are also some dog emperors, not to mention being ruthless.

There are those who lift their pants and refuse to admit it.

Turning faces is faster than flipping books. One unsatisfactory thing is to beat and kill, to cut and peel alive, to pull out the tongue with cramps...

"You take good care of that one, the green ant girl, a dragon, whether it's frying the pan, peeling the skin alive, or even pulling the willows upside down in six or nine ways, I will arrange for them.

If the two of them can still pee standing up tomorrow, you will get the hell out of me! "

Hearing Zhu Youjian's "entrustment", Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing began to regret it secretly.

Before, it was too kind.

I feel that the emperor and his courtiers talked heart-to-heart, and the two scientists didn't control it well for a while, talking nonsense with good words and bad words. Now, I guess they can't bear it...

……

So, day and night.

In the early morning of the next day, Zhu Youjian walked out of Miss Hongliu's cabin, first went to Wanshou Villa for a walk, had a cup of tea at Nun Miaoyu's place, and then wandered out.

Dressed up as a rich man, with a face like a crown of jade, and a tall and straight figure, Zhu Youjian stood on the bow of the boat, drifting with the current on the water in the Zhonghai area, without telling the boat the specific direction.

He was just in a panic.

Since he ascended the throne, his mind has been full of wars on the nine fronts, food crisis, severe drought and severe cold in the north, severe flood in the south, empty treasury, poor and weak people...

Forget it, there are too many troubles, so I can only figure it out slowly.

"My lord, there is an urgent report from Mr. Cao!"

Just when Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, was rafting on the water and was about to relax completely, Miss Hongliu came here in a small boat.

"Hongliu, what's the rush?" Zhu Youjian stretched out his hand and pulled Hongliu girl onto the big boat, and said with a smile, "You came just in time, and I'm just worried that no one will accompany me for breakfast..."

After entering the cabin, Miss Hongliu said solemnly: "There is an urgent message from Mr. Cao that the weather may change in the east and west areas of Liaodong."

Zhu Youjian: "Oh? Is it the general of western Liaoning, or the front line of Shanhaiguan?"

Miss Hongliu: "Both of them. Moreover, there seems to be a change in Mao Wenlong's side. Mr. Cao reminded the young master to beware of Mao Wenlong's rebellion."

Zhu Youjian nodded, pondered for a moment, and said, "It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married, so let him go."

"Jiannu has a pig's tail and head, nothing to worry about."

"As for the Liaoxi general..."

Zhu Youjian pushed open the window of the cabin, stared at the vast water, suddenly chuckled, and said, "I really wish they would rebel soon..."

(End of this chapter)