I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 242
"Who are you?"

Liu Si'er blinked his eyes a few times, and said honestly: "If you really know astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom, and you can pinch and count, our big boss will naturally worship you as a military advisor.

However, I think your appearance is not bad, but you are a bit bragging. "

The scholar in Tsing Yi is naturally Mao Yuanyi.

He chuckled, looked into the courtyard a few times, and said in a low voice: "I think these two groups of people will die soon."

Liu Si'er took a look and said, "It's up to you to say, look at the current posture, it doesn't matter if people don't die."

"Do you know why they all died?" Mao Yuanyi took out a purple-skinned gourd from his bosom, unplugged it, and gulped down a few gulps of wine, "I killed them, how about it, isn't it great?"

Liu Si'er: "You fart, obviously I had an idea and saw through Tie Laoer's tricks at a critical moment. This is how I killed my relatives and upheld justice.

Mao Yuanyi: "..."

This guy, not only pretends to be honest and honest on the surface, but even these details are impeccable, making people think that he is out of his mind...

In fact, this kind of person may kill the people around him with a backhand knife.

Fortunately, Mao Yuanyi is also this kind of person.

Moreover, when it comes to playing tricks, bragging, and scheming, he, a hairy shaved head, can probably be regarded as the patriarch of this guy.

"Not bad, it's all thanks to you."

Mao Yuanyi patted Liu Si'er on the shoulder, chuckled lightly, and said, "Xiaosheng Mao's second son, who has read poetry and books since he was a child, such books as Sun Tzu's Art of War, Wu Mu's suicide note, etc., have filled his stomach.

A few days ago, Xiaosheng accidentally slept with Wei Zhongxian's concubine, and was arrested by the government, and documents from all over the world were scattered. There is no way for people to escape.

Brother, can you take a line and let us go to your cottage to hang out.

Don't worry, I know the rules..."

While talking, he took out a Daming gold coin and handed it to Liu Si'er: "Here, this is a gift for meeting brothers."

Liu Si'er was dumbfounded.

He held a Daming gold coin, scratched the back of his head vigorously, and said in a low voice: "This matter is too big, we can't decide... How about you follow me to the cottage and let our boss decide?"

"Okay." Mao Yuanyi smiled.

"Then wait a while, let them fight each other and kill each other." Liu Si'er said with his head poking around.

"There are more than [-] people in the yard. Seeing that they are soft and haven't eaten? Some people can't even lift a knife. They want to let them fight each other to death. They don't know the year of the monkey.

Or, let's add fire to make them die faster? "

Mao Yuanyi shook his head and sighed, took a few more gulps of wine, let out a long mouthful of alcohol, and hummed comfortably.

"Add fire? How to add fire?"

Liu Si'er scratched his head, and asked with some doubts: "They are all jealous, if they jump out to meddle now, they are courting death!
Don't worry, the troops sent this time are usually not very obedient to our boss's orders, and they just happen to be in one pot, and I can still receive a reward when I go back.

hey hey hey..."

Mao Yuanyi glanced sideways at the honest and honest Liu Si'er, and felt a chill for no reason.

He thought of the idiot emperor again.

At the beginning, when the two were eating barbecue in the Qianqing palace, the idiot emperor once sighed, no matter whether it is the surname Zhu, the surname Liu, or even his surname Mao.

In fact, they are all virtues.

Because, no matter how you look at it, this world is unfair, most people are cowardly, and the more cowardly people are, the easier it is to be hated.

'Poor people must have something to hate. '

Among the common people of Ming Dynasty, there are countless people like Liu Si'er who seem simple and honest, but are actually ruthless, vicious and good at calculating...

"Liu Si'er, do you have any brothers or sisters?" Mao Yuanyi asked suddenly.

"There are two younger brothers and three older sisters." Liu Si'er casually agreed while watching the battle scene, her honest and honest black face twitching slightly due to excitement.

"My two younger brothers are not things. They fought with me for the family property. I crippled one of them, and the other knelt down and begged for mercy. I spared his life and left half of the family property to him.

My two elder sisters had a hard life and were sold by my father to a kiln in Xi'an Prefecture. There has been no news for seven or eight years.

It is estimated that they were all killed on the kang, right?

Immortal, bah, I will shame my ancestors just thinking about it..."

As Liu Si'er talked, his voice gradually sank, with a dazed expression on his face: "Damn, did I see a ghost? Why are you talking outside...

By the way, what did you just say?
That's right, my two sisters were sold into the Xi'an Mansion, and there was no news for seven or eight years. They must have been killed on the kang.

And my father, that old bastard, accidentally killed my third uncle because of the food he hid for a litter of hamsters. The old man was finally caught by the government.

A board, plus a bamboo stick, and scalping, anyway, after three or five days in prison, he was killed alive in the prison.

I heard that the head of the cell tortured where there was food, and broke more than [-] whips in one night. In the prison, more than [-] people died that night. ..."

Mao Yuanyi listened silently, and took another sip of wine.

"What's your leader's name? Where did you come from?" Mao Yuanyi asked indifferently.

"Are you asking about our boss? Hahaha, let me tell you the truth, his surname is Zhang, his first name is Zhang Xianzhong, and people in the world call him Huang Hu..."

"Zhang Xianzhong?" Mao Yuanyi was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly smiled.

Is this Zhang Xianzhong the guy who cheated the idiot emperor of the coins before and went to the northern grasslands to sell horses?
"Nicknamed Huanghu..."

Mao Yuanyi murmured that he was very sure that the big leader of Erlong Mountain must be Zhang Xianzhong.

Because, there are rules in the world, there are always only wrong names, but never wrong nicknames, nicknames, titles, etc.

For example, Timely Rain, Black Whirlwind, etc. are not good birds at first glance. They are either a hypocrite and a real villain, or a reckless and stupid person who only cares about his own happiness and does not care about the life or death of others...

"I've heard of the reputation of your big bosses." Mao Yuanyi patted Liu Si'er on the shoulder, and said casually, "I'll just add fire to the fire and quickly kill the rest of you.

Anyway, you people living in this world are nothing more than looting houses and poisoning the people. "

As he spoke, he flipped his hands, and there was a brand new whisk in his palm.

One can tell at a glance that he has never used this whisk, and it is probably an original product...

"The Supreme Lord is like a law!"

"The God of Earth and Mountains is about to appear!"

"Launch the Five Elements Upside-Down Formation to disrupt the chaos of the world..."

After muttering for a while, Liu Si'er's eyes lit up, full of admiration and admiration.

Only then did Mao Yuanyi reprimand in a low voice: "Disease!"

The whisk waved slightly in his hand.

A small humming sound.

Liu Si'er only felt that his head was hot and then cold, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on his body, his headache was splitting, his eyes protruded, and he almost fell to the ground.

"Mister really can cast spells..."

Before Liu Si'er could finish a sentence, there was a muffled 'bang', and the back of his head was hit hard by a brick, and he fell directly to the ground.

Foaming at the mouth, twitching of hands and feet.

In his mouth, he still muttered something, "Mr. is really a god"...

……

"This simplified version of the eight formation diagram, sir, is indeed extremely powerful." Li Sanniang swallowed the pill, and after resting for a while, her breath gradually stabilized, and her face no longer pale.

Standing at the gate of the yard, she couldn't help shivering when she saw a large number of dead bodies with strange shapes.

This teacher is really not bragging...

So, when she looked at Mao Yuanyi, she started to look like a star.

"It's a lot of work, what's the point."

Mao Yuanyi said indifferently, pondered for a while, and continued: "Actually, I still have a friend who speaks neither high nor low, nor deep nor shallow. Others thought he was obsessed with phlegm, and gave him the nickname of the idiot king.

As a result, in a short time, he did a few big things.

From then on, no one dared to underestimate him. "

"Mr.'s friend is naturally a dragon and phoenix among people. Heroes of the world. If there is a chance, I really want to pay a visit to this idiot king who pays a visit to Mr...."

Mao Yuanyi: "..."

There will be a chance, if you don't trick the idiot emperor out and let Li Sanniang assassinate him a few times, Mao Yuanyi feels panicky in his heart.

The old boy hid himself in the capital, spending his days drinking and doing nothing. He heard that he was going to get married soon, marrying [-] concubines at a time.

He, the military god of the Ming Dynasty, could only hide in the northwest, bitterly rebelling for his old boy.

It's a bit of a loss not to mess with him...

"Okay, it's a deal, I will definitely introduce you to each other!" Mao Yuanyi laughed.

"How to deal with these corpses?" Li Sanniang asked.

She is skilled in martial arts, and kills people without blinking an eye, but they are all opponents one by one. Even after killing each other, she doesn't care how to bury or deal with the problem.

Right now, the corpses of dozens of people...

"The girl is a wonderful person, just kill her, don't care about her burial, haha, just be as virtuous as I am, and you will mess with me in the future." Mao Yuanyi laughed.

Li Sanniang nodded silently.

Then, he shook his head again, and said softly: "I have too many enemies, some of whom have powerful backgrounds, being with Mister will only bring danger and trouble to Mister..."

Mao Yuanyi waved his hands and smiled: "Don't worry, there is only one person in this world who can threaten me, and among others, I am the only one who bullies others. If others want to trouble me, they will probably regret it for eighteen lifetimes.

Let's make an agreement, you will hang out with me from now on.

I am not good at martial arts, so I leave it to you to fight and bully. As for your enemies, I can smash them to pieces with a flick of my finger. "

Li Sanniang didn't say a word.

She could tell that this scholar had a profound background, and his own strength... could be regarded as quite adequate.

At the very least, the "simplified version of the Eight Formation Diagram" is probably something that few people in the world can do. If you follow this person, you might be able to avoid those mad dog-like enemies.

but……

"However, sir, my enemies are really many and powerful, even the imperial court... even the imperial court is chasing and killing my concubine..."

Li Sanniang said hesitantly: "If the husband is worried that he will be implicated, he can open his mouth, and the concubine can leave at any time..."

Mao Yuanyi laughed loudly, and said: "After finally tricking a woman who looks pleasing to the eye, how can I let you go easily?

Let's go, let's go to Erlong Mountain first.

That guy Zhang Xianzhong is evil-hearted, he is not a good bird, and he is not very trustworthy, we have to be careful. "

Li Sanniang: "..."

Since he knew that the other party was in danger, he still wanted to go. Is this gentleman a fool?
Or do you really have unique skills and fearlessness?
She didn't say anything, though.

She still had one last resort, and waited until Erlong Mountain saw the so-called "yellow tiger". If something happened, she should be able to protect herself temporarily.

However, the life and death of this gentleman...

Then we can only resign ourselves to fate.

So, the two left the village one after the other, and walked towards Erlong Mountain with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

Seventy or eighty miles away, it happens to be stuck in the remaining veins of the Qinling Mountains between Qingyang Mansion and Xi'an Mansion. Not to mention, this location is really ingeniously chosen, and it can be said to have both sides.

When Hong Chengchou from Xi'an Prefecture suppressed the bandits, once they couldn't defend the stronghold, they could rush into Qingyang Prefecture, Pingliang Prefecture and other places at any time. Anyway, Hong Chengchou was afraid of being beaten by Mao Shatou in a short time, so he didn't dare to enter easily.

And once the Qingyang Mansion attacked the cottage, they could also retreat to the depths of the Qinling Mountains, robbing homes in the Xi'an Mansion area, and at the same time dealing with Mao Shatou's soldiers.

"Girl, are you hungry?"

"good."

"Hungry is hungry, not hungry is not hungry, what does it mean? You have to know, this person, the most fearful thing in this world is this kind of ambiguity;

Specious, half-understood, vague, this is the big taboo of being a human being.

Of course, if you want to lead troops to fight in the future, there should be no trace of this kind of thinking, and you must make yourself consistent with your words and deeds, and be very precise;

Otherwise, it is the way to defeat the army. "

Mao Yuanyi walked around the courtyard and chattered non-stop, like an old scholar in the village, which made Li Sanniang speechless again.

However, although this person speaks very pedantic.

Even, for a character like her, Mao Yuanyi's words and chatter can be regarded as playing the piano to the cow, which is tiresome.

Back then, when his grandfather was free, he would babble about 'ruining others'...

Thinking about it now, it really seems like a lifetime away, which is embarrassing.

"Sir, my concubine is wrong," Li Sanniang said in a low voice after being silent for a while, "From now on, I will be very precise in my words and deeds."

"Well, children can be taught." Mao Yuanyi stopped, looked sideways at Li Sanniang, and asked again: "Girl, are you hungry?"

Li Sanniang: "Very hungry."

Mao Yuanyi: "Are you tired?"

Li Sanniang: "I'm so tired, I can barely walk."

Mao Yuanyi nodded and said, "Then take a rest and get something to eat. To be honest, I've been hungry and tired for a long time."

Li Sanniang: "..."

……

Taking out a folding iron shelf from the cloth bag, Mao Yuanyi asked Li Sanniang to hunt a roe rabbit and find a small stream. After he quickly peeled and cleaned it, he started to light a fire and grill it.

Li Sanniang sat slumped on the ground, staring at the sky bewilderedly.

At this time, the sky was getting brighter, the east was white, and a large piece of fish scales spread all over the sky. It looked like a large piece of sparkling sea, shining bright red halo, very beautiful.

"By the way, I haven't asked about the girl's background." Suddenly, Mao Yuanyi asked casually, "You seem to be quite proficient in Yi Li, so you should be from an official family;

Or, at least, it is considered a home for scholars.

Listening to your accent, you have both a Shaanxi accent and an accent from the Tongzhou area in Shuntian Prefecture. When the girl speaks, it reminds me of a senior scholar.

Who are you, Li Sancai? "

Li Sanniang was stunned suddenly, her face changed drastically, and her whole body began to tremble...

(End of this chapter)