I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 245
Zhang Xianzhong has memorized half of his plays, but once he enters the role of "Emperor", he has a bit of literary talent, which makes Mao Yuanyi very pleased.

"Your Majesty is indeed the Son of Heaven."

Mao Yuanyi took out a pen, ink, paper and inkstone from his luggage, asked Li Sanniang to study the ink, and asked, "Your Majesty, which three chapters?"

Zhang Xianzhong pondered for a few moments, then grinned and said, "I pretended to be half full of knowledge, I think I'm going to rebel now, I'm so loud, but I can't remember a word.

Military division, just think of three deceptive words for me. "

Mao Yuanyi nodded and said, "Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, how can you say words to deceive the people?"

Zhang Xianzhong laughed a few times, and said: "Hahaha, then don't coax people, it's not enough if you don't coax people!"

Mao Yuanyi: "If the emperor doesn't learn how to coax people, why don't you coax ghosts?"

Mao Yuanyi sneered, and continued: "Your Majesty must not only learn to coax people, but also learn to coax ghosts and gods, heaven and earth, and the universe. Only in this way can you become a real dragon emperor, otherwise, you are just a poor reptile.

I have three chapters of agreement, which can make your majesty happy, make great achievements, and achieve a long-term foundation. "

Zhang Xianzhong was reprimanded by Mao Yuanyi, and instead of being angry, he laughed.

Look, this is the reader.

This is an expert.

"Come on, kill the chickens and goats, set up a banquet and wine, and reward the military commander!" Zhang Xianzhong gave an order, and more than a dozen people responded with a loud bang, and ran out quickly to pack up the food and drink.

The big guys are bandits with no culture.

Raiding houses and looting houses, running around, on the surface it seems that the scenery is infinite, drinking big bowls of wine and eating meat, seeing who doesn't like it, and going to the castle of a rich family in the middle of the night to have a disaster.

Cool is cool, but there is no future.

No one knows, when the luck is bad, they will be caught and beheaded by the government, and they will be abandoned on the graveyard like a dead dog, let the wolves tear the dog to chew, and the family and descendants will be poked a lot of backs year……

it's good now.

The big bosses are all 'enthroned and proclaimed emperor'.

Isn't the opera well sung, the Emperor Caotou has ascended the throne, and his minions will inevitably be crowned kings and marquises, and at worst, they should be appointed as high-ranking officials.

Seeing that Zhang Xianzhong began to submit to his 'Military Adviser', Mao Yuanyi sat down firmly and said calmly: "If Your Majesty really wants to achieve a great cause, Shanren is willing to assist you.

How about this, I will first write down the three chapters of the contract for you, and then I will offer you another piece of advice. I will find a way to get a batch of advanced firearms first. "

Zhang Xianzhong was overjoyed when he heard the words.

The three chapters of the covenant, that thing is worthless than a piss, and we all know it well, but it is just for the convenience of recruiting troops and buying horses in the next step.

The most exciting thing is the new firearm.

Zhang Xianzhong stayed in the capital for a period of time, and also wandered in Beiman, Jiannu and other places. He had seen the power of new firearms, and his heart was itching for a long time.

It's a pity that the Emperor Daming doesn't care about many other things, even the defense of the border doesn't seem to care, but the control of new firearms is extremely strict.

Once it is discovered that the new firearms have leaked out, many people must be killed and investigated strictly...

"Military division, can we get new firearms?" Zhang Xianzhong rubbed his hands and asked with a simple and honest smile.

"A mere new type of firearm is just something outside of the body," Mao Yuanyi sighed, and said, "Your Majesty, you who want to be the real dragon emperor, you should hold it more carefully.

Learn to deal with it calmly.

In front of those minions, you have to be gentle and refined, don't speak loudly, and don't speak harsh words or move your hands or feet.

It's just a few broken guns, yet His Majesty is so hungry and thirsty, it really shouldn't be. "

Zhang Xianzhong's face turned red, and he said with an embarrassed smile: "Isn't this a fear of poverty..."

Mao Yuanyi shook his head, and said, "Even if you are poor and only have pants left, you still have to pretend to be in control of the world."

Zhang Xianzhong nodded repeatedly.

"Let's talk about the three chapters of the agreement first."

Mao Yuanyi picked up a pen and wrote three sentences:

Those who disobey the military order will be beheaded!
Random killers, behead!
Whoever harms the common people shall be beheaded!
After writing the three hideous characters of "Zhan", Mao Yuanyi let out a long breath, sat down slowly, and narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he was closing his eyes to rest his mind.

Zhang Xianzhong's complexion changed again and again.

He also knows the first two characters of beheading, isn't this the words in the regulations of the Ming Dynasty's officers and soldiers?
He has served as a soldier and eaten food, and he is very familiar with the things of the officer and army. Although everyone has not followed them very much, but...

The last one, whoever harms the common people, will be beheaded.

If bandits don't harm the people, who else can they harm?Looking for officers and soldiers?Now there is a bandit team of 300 people, and it is too late to hide from the officers and soldiers, so they beat a fart.

It can only harm the common people...

"Military division, this third article... No, these three chapters of the agreement, why are they all the laws that restrict my Erlongshan village?"

What Zhang Xianzhong meant was obvious.

Back then, when Han Gaozu Liu Bang entered the customs, he made three chapters to appease the hearts of the people, and finally won the support of the elders of the Sanqin, so that the foundation of the later Han Dynasty could be established.

These things are written clearly and plainly in the script.

Now, the "Three Chapters of the Covenant" of the military division is completely restraining bandits like them...

"You can't even control yourself, but you still want to control the world?"

Mao Yuanyi had already expected this, and said with a sneer, "Zhang Xianzhong, do you really want to be the emperor? If you don't want to be, you f-cking say it earlier, so that the mountain people will not give you advice;

If you really want to be emperor, just shut up for me!

People from this mountain cultivated in famous mountains and great rivers. When visiting relatives and friends, they are all strange people in the world. They are proficient in astronomy and geography, and they are familiar with the art of war. It is just a matter of pleasure to assist an old emperor to ascend the throne.

Seeing that you have a trace of a real dragon on your body, that's why you reluctantly come over to help.

Since you are willing to degenerate, then hurry up and get out! "

After finishing speaking, Mao Yuanyi began to pack his bags, waved to Li Sanniang and said, "Let's go, the smell here is filthy, hurry up and get some fresh air outside..."

Zhang Xianzhong was in a hurry.

He was overwhelmed by Mao Yuanyi's aura, and he was already convinced and surrendered.

Only those who are truly superior are qualified to show their temper...

"Master, Master!"

Zhang Xianzhong grabbed Mao Yuanyi's sleeve, and said earnestly: "Military master doesn't have to be like this, I... I listen to you, what the military master says is what, everyone on and off Erlong Mountain is waiting, but the military master will follow the lead!"

Only then did Mao Yuanyi stop, and said calmly: "Well, since His Majesty is so determined, and it's not easy for Shanren to refuse, let me help you for a while.

If you find out that your words are duplicity, you are obedient to the truth, and you take the mountain people's tricks as a joke, then don't blame me for being ruthless. "

In order to keep the 'Military Adviser' Zhang Xianzhong nods his head in agreement, as obedient as he is obedient.

There is no way, as long as he can achieve a foundation for thousands of years and a country for thousands of years, even if he is willing to recognize a thief as his father now, let alone submit to a small military adviser on the surface...

……

Mao Yuanyi knew it by observing his words and expressions.

The black-faced guy in front of him, named Huang Hu, is actually cruel and merciless, and he is not a kind person. He is convincing in face, but he wants to take advantage of him, an "outsider expert".

However, it doesn't matter.

Anyway, this was a matter of convenience. Zhang Xianzhong was used as soon as he could be used, and became his good helper for the idiot emperor's rebellion. If he is really disobedient, he just needs to be killed.

In Mao Yuanyi's eyes, a small reckless emperor is nothing more than a long worm that can jump around.

"Promulgate the three chapters of the covenant first."

Before Mao Yuanyi could speak, Zhang Xianzhong took the first step. He stood up straight and sternly shouted: "From now on, everyone in the village must obey the command of the military division. Anyone who disobeys the military order will be punished without mercy!"

All the minions sang aloud here and there, reluctantly agreeing.

Zhang Xianzhong saw it and didn't say a word.

Mao Yuanyi didn't say a word either.

It is for sure that everyone is disobedient to discipline, because everyone is originally a group of mobs who have become bandits, but they just want to eat a hot meal, and they can bully others by the way.

As for the emperor, military adviser, etc...

"Jiang Bagang, my army commander ordered you to command all the soldiers in the village in order to recruit the Generalissimo!"

"Master Jing Hong, our army division has ordered you to be a vanguard officer and lead fifty troops. Go to Lintong to inquire about news and prepare to intercept a batch of new firearms!"

Mao Yuanyi casually named the two thieves "General Marshal" and "Pioneer Officer" and began to scribble and draw on a piece of parchment.

Zhang Xianzhong leaned forward to look, but he didn't understand anything.

"This is the defense map of Erlong Mountain. Your Majesty can order people to rebuild the city wall of the pass to prevent the officers and soldiers from conquering it." Mao Yuanyi held a brush in his hand and circled it casually.

Zhang Xianzhong looked confused: "Military division... I don't know pictures."

He said in a low voice: "Or, the military division should personally order the command."

Mao Yuanyi nodded, asked all the minions to sign up one by one, and kept everyone's appearance, life, characteristics, and force value in mind.

He has commanded thousands of troops, and only two or three hundred bandits in the cottage are considered a piece of cake.

"The Shanzhai people, except for Jiang Bagang and Jing Hongda before, are all low-level soldiers, and their previous Shanzhai identities don't count.

This is one of them.

Second, the military division will then formulate a list of military merits. Everyone, etc., will record every military merit in detail. Military pay, promotion, rewards, and the supply of cottage resources are all treated as military merits.

Third, all soldiers must act according to orders, those who do not obey military orders and act on their own, regardless of victory or defeat, and regardless of military merits, beheaded! "

"..."

……

He said nearly thirty words of "cut" in succession.

Those copycat minions were dumbfounded.

Why is it so difficult to get an official job...

"Okay, after this meal of wine and food, let's go to execute the military order."

At this moment, the banquet in the village began, Mao Yuanyi drank the wine from the bowl, and said with a smile: "When the first batch of new firearms is intercepted, I will teach you how to fight.

Don't worry, as long as you work hard, one day, everyone will have the opportunity to become king and prince.

You say yes, Your Majesty? "

Zhang Xianzhong laughed loudly, picked up the wine bowl, and said arrogantly: "The military advisor is right!"

"The military division is right!"

"From now on, everyone in the cottage, regardless of the size of the matter, will respect the orders of the military division!"

……

Two hours later.

Everyone took their orders and left, only Mao Yuanyi, Li Sanniang, and Zhang Xianzhong were left in the huge cottage.

Mao Yuanyi stood with his hands behind his back, his head raised to the sky, as if he was thinking about some important issue.

Li Sanniang obediently hid aside.

Zhang Xianzhong looked completely drunk on the surface, lying on the table, smacking his mouth, snoring like a dead pig, but his ears were pricked up quietly, and he could clearly understand the movements of Mao Yuanyi and the two of them. in the chest.

"The northeast direction is full of white light, and the Tianhe River is faint. It seems that there will be rain tomorrow."

"After I assist the real dragon emperor in front of me to ascend the throne and proclaim himself emperor, and achieve a great cause, you and I will retire to the mountains and forests and live freely in the world, shall we continue to live that fairy-like life?"

Xiao Mian, fight against me!

Mao Yuanyi turned her head calmly, blinked at Li Sanniang, and continued: "However, this Emperor Zhang violated the rules of heaven by fate. If he can't restrain the evil thoughts in his heart, he will inevitably lead to death. You and I must speak well." Good words of persuasion are for him, lest you and I will be implicated when he suffers the five thunderbolts..."

Li Sanniang suppressed her smile, nodded calmly, and said, "I would like to follow Master's instruction."

Mao Yuanyi: "..."

Didn't I agree before that she was a personal bodyguard? How did she become a master-student relationship...

The cloudy conversation between the two, to the ears of Zhang Xianzhong, who was pretending to be drunk, was like the sound of nature.

These two are indeed masters!
Moreover, I really am the emperor of the real dragon, hahaha, unexpectedly, I, Huang Hu, have wandered around for nearly 30 years, and I will finally have a bright day.

Adding a yellow robe, the king is in the world, and there are three thousand beauties in the harem!

Thus, Zhang Xianzhong, who pretended to be drunk, finally became really drunk.

When the neck is crooked, one becomes unconscious...

……

"Girl, why did you stun him?" Mao Yuanyi couldn't laugh or cry as Li Sanniang stabbed Zhang Xianzhong unconscious with a golden needle.

"Like a dead pig, look at the diaphragm."

"Forget it, let's go to rest for a while, is your injury okay?"

"It doesn't matter, it's just that the body is cold."

"Uh, then go and rest, I'll enjoy the moon for a while."

"..."

……

The wind is clear and the moon is white, and the mountains and rivers are picturesque.

The sound of silk and bamboo on the lake in the Zhonghai area, singing and dancing are peaceful and peaceful.

In the cabin of an extremely tall and luxurious painting boat, the fragrance is lingering, the red sleeves add fragrance, the blue hair is like a waterfall, and a large white is faintly exposed.

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian suddenly got up.

He stretched out his hand to wipe the cold sweat off his forehead, glanced left and right to confirm that he was indeed still in the tender village, then shook his head with a wry smile involuntarily.

Just now, after playing with Miss Hongliu for an hour or two, he entered the so-called 'sage' time, and fell asleep in a daze.

He had a strange dream.

Two big snakes, one black and one yellow, stirred up wind and waves, stirring up waves on a large expanse of water, and a huge boat under his feet was shaken by the strong wind and waves, making a crackling sound.

Several masts were immediately broken by the storm.

In addition, there is an extremely ugly toad, staring at the northeast direction, with its mouth wide open, it can almost swallow most of the sky.

In the blink of an eye, the toad's head and face changed.

But for no reason, he gave birth to a pig face like a stupid fool, dragging a braid like a mouse's tail, revealing a ferocious and evil smile...

"Black tiger and yellow tiger, in the original script, it should be two reckless men, Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong."

"Money rat tail pig tail head, should be Jian slave."

Didn't Li Zicheng get limped by me and organized a Ming song contest on Taiwan's Pengbao Island?That guy Zhang Xianzhong went to the northern barbarians to sell horses and disappeared, which should be a serious problem.

As for Jiannu, I can easily beat him into a pig's head.

What is the meaning of this dream?

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian was restless, and after a bout of fever, he was sweating profusely.

He silently clicked on his character panel, lost in thought...

(End of this chapter)