I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 253 Daughter-in-law save me...

Subconsciously, the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian lowered his shoulders, then turned sideways, and removed the paws of the black-faced man on his shoulders.

This black-faced guy really has a problem!
Although it was a simple grab, it gave Zhu Youjian the feeling that he seemed to be a bit more powerful than those masters of martial arts in Jinyiwei, which made him feel slightly moved in his heart.

"Little boy, you have good skills," the black-faced man was taken aback, as if he didn't expect the thin boy in front of him to easily avoid his grasp, and couldn't help but reach out and scratch the back of his head. He grinned and said:

"Interesting, interesting, hehe."

While speaking, he took a big step forward, stretched out his big furry hand again, and grabbed Zhu Youjian's shoulder.

It looks clumsy, but it is extremely dexterous.

Sure enough, he is a master of martial arts.

Zhu Youjian smiled slightly, and took a step forward without any trace, almost passing by the black-faced man's chest, while avoiding the big hairy hand, his thin shoulders were lightly held in the black-faced man's arms. Shake it lightly.

Bang.

The black-faced man was knocked flying seven or eight steps away, staggering like a drunk, taking two or three breaths before he stabilized his footing.

"Hey, little boy, are you from the Six Doors?"

The black-faced man was stunned, and muttered in his mouth: "My daughter-in-law said that your martial arts of the six sects of Daming are very good. You are good at grasping and fighting, and you are good at close combat. If you can cooperate with Qi's army's hobs, battles, etc., you will be regarded as a thousand soldiers." Among the thousands of horses in the army, it can be regarded as a good killing skill.

However, the Qi family army won the battle back then, but was beheaded by the emperor's old man. What does this mean?
Explain that the old emperor is a pig's head, a straw bag, haha.

By the way, my wife won't let me provoke you. "

Zhu Youjian: "..."

That is to say, when meeting him, a fake 'Emperor Chongzhen', if it was in the original script, with just these few words, would this black-faced man have to take off his skin?He scolded the emperor face to face, and he also talked about a scandalous incident of the Ming royal family, even if he became angry and exterminated the nine clans...

Forget it, isn't it just being scolded by others?

The old Zhu family of the Ming Dynasty was really sorry for the Qi family army...

Zhu Youjian flicked the dust off his shoulder, and said with a gentle smile, "You're an ignorant man, you're a messy man, look, you've stained my clothes."

The black-faced man: "Hey, are you from Six Doors?"

Zhu Youjian: "No."

The black-faced man let out an oh, looked Zhu Youjian up and down, and said seriously: "Then which sect are you from? I can tell you in advance, little boy, that my old horse hates smooth talkers the most. If you find out that you have lied to me , even if you are the heavenly king, I will find a way to kill you!"

The idiot emperor's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help cursing: "You black man, why don't you believe what I say?"

"Okay, I believe it."

The black-faced man arched his hands perfunctorily, and said, "Then tell me, who is the current boss of your six doors? Is he a court dog official? If the court dog official controls the six doors, isn't he a hawk who bullies the common people?" Is it?

Alas, my daughter-in-law said that everything will be good tomorrow, but there are too many corrupt officials, the common people are too pitiful, the emperor is too stupid, the military discipline is too lax, the party struggle is too serious, and the rich families in Jiangnan and Jiangbei are revived. They are more hateful than the old man Huang Chao before the slaughter ..."

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Your daughter-in-law, is it outrageous?
Listening to these words, the words of people like Mao Shatou and Song Yingxing are too fierce, and they are simply the words of an outsider. A few casual words will definitely shock the world.

"What's your wife's name? That sounds amazing." The idiot emperor asked with a smile.

"My daughter-in-law's name is...why should I tell you?" The black-faced man said with a dark face: "My mother said that anyone who asks for someone else's wife's name is either rape or robbery!

I saw that you are not a good bird with this little white face..."

Zhu Youjian laughed loudly, stepped forward, patted the black-faced man on the shoulder, and said: "From your accent, it seems to be from the southern Shaanxi area, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, clumsy hands, and a loyal and honest hero at first glance." .

How about this, my son invites you to boil the mutton, how about it? "

The dark-faced man licked his lips, hesitating, and said: "You little white-faced man, your tone of voice is a bit like my mother's."

Zhu Youjian: "..."

He wanted to continue to tease a few words. At this moment, two women walked out of Daming Academy slowly, with expressions of resentment and anger on their faces, as if there was dissatisfaction in their chests.

Among them, a younger woman was still clenching her fists, her black face was full of anger: "Grandmother, do you want me to go in again, tie up Song Yingxing, and force him to get us a few thousand dollars?" A new musket?"

Zhu Youjian was taken aback when he heard that.

Where did this woman come from, so tough?How dare he go to the most important place in the capital and loot his house with open flames on his territory?

However, after seeing the appearance of another woman, Zhu Youjian had an idea in his mind.

This woman is not simple.

In other words, these two women are not simple!
I saw the older one among them, only about 40 years old, tall and slender, with excellent complexion, and his hair was wrapped in a bright red cloth scarf, which made him look even more dashing; he was wearing a scarlet battle skirt and a pair of soft armor of a veteran soldier , with a four-foot-five-inch long knife hanging from his waist, it was actually dressed as a female soldier!

What surprised Zhu Youjian especially was that the demeanor between the eyebrows of this female soldier was actually more energetic than those generals in the court.

And the other woman, who is not very old, has a very handsome face, but her skin is very dark, and her two arms are hanging down, even below her knees.

Similarly, this young woman was also dressed as a Ming border soldier, her face was full of resentment, and the veins on her forehead seemed to be throbbing.

Simply, two tigress...

Zhu Youjian looked at the two women with great interest, his mind turned, and he wondered when there would be such a strong female general in the Ming Dynasty...

"Xianglin, why are you so enlightened today that you managed to find this Prince Xin's Mansion?"

The young woman smiled when she saw the black-faced man, showing her neat white teeth: "Hey, who is this little white-faced man? Xianglin, this kid didn't cheat you out of money, did he?"

Zhu Youjian's old face darkened, he cupped his hands with a smirk, and said, "You two...female men...cough cough, two heroines, Xiaosheng is polite here."

"Go, go, go and play the opera," the young woman waved her hand impatiently, "What annoys me the most are you opera singers, silver spears and wax bosses, who look good but are useless, pretending to be heroes on the stage Hero!"

Zhu Youjian: "..."

The majestic emperor of the Ming Dynasty was treated as an actor?It's really unreasonable!
"I'm not an opera singer, the two ladies..."

"It's not an opera singer, that's a badass!"

As soon as the young woman waved her hand, she wanted to pull Zhu Youjian aside, because she was a little depressed to find that a white dog's paw on the little boy's face was actually resting on her husband's shoulder. It seems a bit sticky...

"Xianglin, you, come here!"

"Hey, daughter-in-law!"

The black-faced man was about to leave happily, but Zhu Youjian pressed his shoulders calmly and struggled several times, but he couldn't break free, his black face was bruised and purple.

"You, little boy, are you looking for a beating?"

The black-faced man was actually not very old, he was about the same as Li Zicheng's guy, with an unshaven beard, he looked a little old.

He was 'suppressed' by Zhu Youjian, aroused his arrogance in his chest, and swiped a sweeping kick, trying to kick the little boy in front of him away.

Bang!
After a muffled sound.

Zhu Youjian stood firmly on the ground, but the black-faced man grinned and grunted, his calf ached in pain, as if his bones were about to break.

"Daughter-in-law, save me!"

Zhu Youjian couldn't help laughing, and cursed with a smile: "Look at your future!"

The two women watched the black-faced man suffer, and there was a look of strangeness on their faces, but they didn't say anything.

"What's wrong with me? I'm a military general. On the battlefield, taking a gun and mounting a horse, taking the head of an enemy general in the midst of thousands of armies is like picking something out of a bag. Of course I can't beat you with your six-door kung fu!"

After finishing his speech, he shook his legs while grinning and beckoning to the younger woman: "Daughter-in-law, come and save my husband, this little boy is so skilled, I can't beat him."

The young woman came over, clasped her fists and said: "Please let the idiot go, little boy, and I won't break your dog legs."

Zhu Youjian slapped the black-faced man staggeringly, sat down on the ground with a thud, and kicked his buttocks twice, then clasped his fists and said: "Okay, I will let this black man go. "

The young woman was furious, and took a big step forward, her breath suddenly changed, like an enraged lioness, about to kill her.

Zhu Youjian was faintly excited.

Ah, strength, agility, and riding and archery skills are all at level [-]. He hasn't tried his own strength yet. This time, he must fight hard.

My lord, this emperor is really not a human being.

Not only did he have to put on airs all the time, but he was exhausted for the sake of the country and society of the Ming Dynasty, and couldn't sleep at night. He had all the strength but no place to use it.

Among Jin Yiwei and Dongchang eunuchs, there is no shortage of so-called "martial arts masters". However, when fighting with those guys, I always feel that the other party is letting water, and often a slap can knock down a large area.

In a word, it's boring.

From the corner of his eyes, Zhu Youjian saw dozens of Jinyiwei masters who were secretly protecting him not far away, ready to take action at any time to suppress this ignorant family.

With one hand hidden behind his back, he waved slightly towards those Jin Yiwei masters, signaling not to act rashly.

Not far away, those Jinyiwei masters looked at each other.

"Boss, do you want to go up and protect the boss?"

"The origin of these three people is unknown, and their martial arts are profound, especially the middle-aged woman is unfathomable. The bloody aura in her body is stronger than that of the Commander."

"Yeah, Boss is going to suffer a lot."

"It's okay, if the boss wants to be deflated, let him taste the power of the people in the world, and then we can save him."

"No, the boss is good at riding and archery. It's not a problem for a day and a night, but he is not good at fisting and kicking. Don't be beaten..."

……

Watching the masters of Jinyiwei communicate in "coded language", the idiot emperor's mouth twitched endlessly.

These guys have their own set of "black words", a look, a movement of the hand, a raised eyebrow, or a few twitches of the corners of the mouth, all contain certain meanings, and it has always been a top secret inside Jin Yiwei.

They must have thought that the idiot emperor had never cared about this, so his words were somewhat unscrupulous.

However, Zhu Youjian felt very good.

He didn't want to expose it either.

As long as they are loyal to themselves...

"My lady, are you going to fight?" Zhu Youjian also took a big step forward, looking at the young woman with piercing eyes.

Only then did he realize that apart from having dark skin, this woman is actually quite handsome...

"It's not a fight, it's breaking your dog legs." The young woman said indifferently: "I'm in a bad mood today, I can only blame you for your bad luck, and you'll be a punching bag for me for a while.

Don't worry, I only interrupt your dog legs, I won't hurt your life.

After all, in this land of the capital, if a cat or a dog comes out randomly, it may be a relative of the emperor or a pillar of the imperial court. I am afraid that we little people guarding the border cannot be provoked. "

Zhu Youjian was a little puzzled.

Female general?A border guard?
What's more, in his anger, he was still carrying a gun with a stick, and scolded the nobles of the court all over the place.

This family of three really has problems.

"Come on, let me try your female general's boxing skills." Zhu Youjian stood with his hands behind his back, and said with a light smile: "I haven't used my fists for a long time, let me try your black girl's depth." !"

"Black girl?"

Hearing this, the woman was taken aback for a moment, and then became furious.

This little boy in the capital city really deserves a beating.

"Wait until I break your dog leg, and let your mouth be so mean again!"

The woman tore off the scarlet cloak, clenched her fists with both hands, and with a slight effort, she made a crackling sound like popping beans, the momentum was astonishing.

She stepped forward step by step, and bursts of dangerous aura erupted from her body.

Not far away, Jinyiwei masters pretending to be idlers stopped in their tracks, secretly vigilant, and stretched their hands into their arms, intending to rescue him at the 'nick of time'...

But Zhu Youjian didn't seem to see him, and stood there loosely, with a calm expression on his face.

"Daughter-in-law, why don't you forget it?"

Suddenly, the black-faced man tried to persuade him: "This little white-faced man is not a bad guy, he just likes to play tricks on men..."

"To shut up!"

Zhu Youjian and the woman turned their heads at the same time and scolded the black-faced man.

Immediately, the two continued to look at each other.

One step, two steps, three steps...

As the young woman walked forward steadily, the distance between the two was less than three feet.

This distance is still a buffer zone for ordinary warriors. Even if the two sides want to fight, they need to rush forward for a breath.

But for martial arts masters, it seems to be a bit dangerous.

"Master Commander, do you want to rescue him?"

"Yeah, Boss is going to be kicked out of shit this time..."

……

The Jinyiwei masters were vigilant in their hearts, and they all used "black words" to ask the Commander for instructions.

In the capital, the emperor was beaten into a pig's head, and was even beaten to death and maimed. This is a big joke...

(End of this chapter)