I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 267

The "big chess" played by the idiot emperor Zhu Youjian in Liaodong is, to put it bluntly, a conspiracy.

Jiannu Mang Gurtai couldn't accept the move if he wanted to.

"His Majesty's trick Jiang Taigong fishing, Mang Gurtai actually can't do it without biting the hook, because it is clearly building a slave's lair in them, and opening another vast world is tantamount to hanging over their heads. A sword to kill."

Xu Guangqi and Mao Yuanyi were deeply moved.

During this period, Song Yingxing was holding a roll of blueprints in his hand, muttering to himself, fascinated.

"Master Xu, I haven't asked the two of you about the specifics of your visit," Mao Yuanyi said.

Xu Guangqi laughed and said: "Look, I said I was happy, but I forgot all the business, that's it, this time I'm looking for you specifically, because I need Zhisheng's help on two important matters.

One is whether we can find a way to get tens of thousands of soldiers, Song Yingxing and I are in urgent need of manpower;

Second, can you lend me three or two generals who are good at fighting, and they must be very good at fighting. Song Yingxing and I need help urgently. "

Mao Yuanyi: "..."

Well, this old man has a big appetite, he can get tens of thousands of soldiers with one mouthful, and three or two generals who can fight well with one mouthful.

Easy to say.

Mao Yuanyi himself was worrying about too few soldiers and horses...

"Okay, I agree to this matter," Mao Yuanyi took a deep breath, and said calmly: "I can only give you one general who is very capable of fighting, Sun Chuanting, who will definitely satisfy you, and he is also a scholar;

However, tens of thousands of soldiers and horses will take three to five days.

Because, I have to find a way to beat Hong Chengchou to the ground first, that idiot has 10,000+ elite soldiers in his hands, and I will give you [-] at that time! "

Xu Guangqi was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, then thank Mao Shaved first."

Mao Yuanyi scolded with a smile: "Even you call me Shaved head Mao? Your master Xu has tens of thousands of soldiers and horses in his mouth. In my opinion, you are the Shaved head Xu who doesn't grow any grass!"

The two laughed again.

Song Yingxing was finally disturbed by the laughter of the two, raised his head in confusion, and said, "What are you two laughing at? Isn't it just tens of thousands of soldiers? What's there to be happy about?"

Xu Guangqi and Mao Yuanyi were taken aback for a moment, and then they laughed even more happily.

Song Yingxing shook his head and said, "You guys, you really don't understand it!"

As he spoke, he lowered his head again, carefully flipping through the blueprints in his hands, sighing from time to time, as if there were some peerless problems that could not be resolved...

"This guy is like this. Every once in a while, he will go crazy. Let's ignore him." Xu Guangqi laughed.

Mao Yuanyi personally poured tea for the two great scientists, and suddenly asked: "By the way, Mr. Xu, you said that it is two and a half things. I will help you solve the first two things, and the latter half..."

Xu Guangqi groaned, and shouted towards the door: "So-and-so, bring the gift in."

Two Ming students came in carrying an iron box, and the second monk Mao Yuanyizhang couldn't figure it out, and asked a little confused: "Master Xu, this is..."

"Just look at it." Xu Guangqi said meaningfully.

Mao Yuanyi stood up, stepped forward very solemnly, and opened the iron box with her own hands.

An object was exposed inside, which made Mao Yuanyi puzzled: "Master Xu, what... is this thing for?"

Xu Guangqi stretched out a finger, pointed at the two Ming students, and said, "You guys help Master Mao demonstrate."

The two students bowed and agreed, and then began to get busy.

They first moved some of the things out of the iron box, set up two shelves, and placed seven or eight gadgets on them; in addition, they brought in a piece of wood from the outside, and tied several dragonfly-wing-like brackets to the other. superior.

Then, erect the wood.

After some debugging, there was a sudden "thrilling" sound from an iron box. It sounded a little harsh, but it was not annoying.

Mao Yuanyi stared wide-eyed, eagerly watching the complicated toss and turns of the two students.

Finally, on a sundial-like disc, the pointer stabilized.

Mao Yuanyi took a closer look, but it turned out to be a 64 hexagram of the Book of Changes, nothing more than Qiankun Tunmeng who needs to sue...

The pointer points to the "shock position", which is regarded as oriental wood in the hexagram.

stab-

Thorn Lara -

Hearing a strange voice, Mao Yuanyi turned to look at Xu Guangqi, and said, "Master Xu, please don't be fooled. Our Mao Yuanyi is a rough man who doesn't understand your science."

Xu Guangqi laughed and said: "Okay, finally there is something you don't understand?
You two, then help Marshal Mao control it. "

Xu Guangqi asked softly, "Is the signal output and input normal?"

"Everything is normal." The two Ming students nodded.

"Okay, let's start."

Xu Guangqi also looked very excited, turned his head to Mao Yuanyi and said with a smile: "Come, come, say a few words."

"Say a few words? What are you talking about?" Mao Yuanyi touched his nose with a blank expression.

"Say whatever you want, just say a few words to our idiot emperor." Xu Guangqi laughed.

Mao Yuanyi pondered for a while, and said, "Your Majesty the idiot emperor, you are not human."

"Can you?"

Xu Guangqi nodded, and said to the two students: "All right, all right, just this one sentence, remember, this is what your Marshal Mao said, not me, Xu Guangqi, haha."

The two students nodded vigorously, plugged their ears with two things like small trumpets, and began to operate quickly.

Da da da!
Da da!

da da da da da...

Watching the operations of the two students and listening to the tapping sound, Mao Yuanyi inexplicably felt a chill down his back, couldn't help shivering, and asked, "Master Xu, can I change my sentence? The previous sentence...is a bit inappropriate."

Xu Guangqi smiled and said: "It's too late, Mao Shaved his head."

Although it is not clear what kind of medicine Xu Guangqi's gourd is selling, Mao Yuanyi just feels a little weak in his heart, feeling that something bad is about to happen.

I haven't felt this strange feeling for a long time...

……

Almost at the same time, in the capital, on a painting boat.

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian was drinking tea comfortably, playing with a gadget in his hand, staring at the plump and tall back of the red willow girl with confidence and boldness, feeling endlessly:
"Hongliu, I, I'm so tired!"

"Ten thousand concubines, in one day and one night, changed twenty or thirty royal villas, and ran for several miles, but they are still a drop in the bucket, a drop in the bucket."

"The ancients said that if you are greedy, you will not die. If you are honest, you will not be deceived."

"Hongliu, is there a way to pamper a hundred concubines at once..."

Miss Hongliu was squatting on a shelf, her ears were plugged with two gadgets that looked like small speakers, and in front of her eyes was an operation diagram and a booklet, densely written on it.

"Dry... position one, change position two, shake position Dongfangmu..."

Miss Hongliu was busy, and she didn't bother to pay attention to the "favorite experience" that the idiot emperor was quite proud of, which made Zhu Youjian somewhat depressed.

"Isn't it just a telegraph machine? When the technology of the Ming Dynasty catches up, I will design radars, radios, and mobile phones for you. I will use Douyin..."

Speaking of the joy, Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, stretched out his foot and quietly dug the buttocks of the red willow girl.

Snapped!
Miss Hongliu slapped her hand casually, and cursed: "Go, go, don't you see that he is busy with important affairs! Those who make troubles, if you have the ability, go find your ten thousand concubines!"

Zhu Youjian smiled sheepishly and fell silent.

The girl Hongliu...

My hometown is Shanxi, right?The reaction was stronger than that of the emperor's sister-in-law Zhang Yan, Empress Zhou, and Princess Anna. He coaxed all night last night, spared no effort, all day and all night, but he still couldn't see a good face.

Alas, this is too petty...

……

"My lord, it's done!"

"My lord, it's a success!"

"We succeeded!"

Just when the idiot emperor was sighing to himself, Miss Hongliu let out a sharp scream, her pretty face flushed red, and her hands were trembling with excitement.

She held a piece of paper, turned her head suddenly, looked at Zhu Youjian and said loudly: "Young master, the myth machine designed by Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing has been successfully debugged!"

While talking, he tore off the small horn on his ears, turned around and rushed forward, hugged Zhu Youjian and gnawed.

"Hey, girl, please respect yourself, please... um, um, um..."

Zhu Youjian turned over violently, and then he was out of danger, gasping for breath, but with a smile on his face, he said: "Look at you girl, you have no self-respect at all, you are going to murder your husband Am I going to kiss myself to death? Hahaha."

Miss Hongliu turned around, smoothed out the messy hair on her sideburns, and said with a light smile, "Let you show off ten thousand concubines!"

The idiot emperor laughed.

"My lord, the test of our myth machine has succeeded!" Miss Hongliu said excitedly while arranging her clothes, "From now on, even if you are hiding in the remotest corners of the world, Hongliu will be able to send you a direct message..."

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Myth machine, also wrote letters...

However, the name is not bad, so let's call it Youcha Number Myth Machine. As for Miss Hongliu's friendship, he is still the most fancy...

"Hongliu, I will take you with me when I go overseas to fight in the future." Zhu Youjian said with a smile.

"Really? That's great!" Miss Hongliu was overjoyed, her face full of anticipation, "I've always heard you talk about overseas countries and exotic customs, Hongliu feels so yearning."

"Haha, I will take you to meet the blonde girl, the lady in the French vineyard, by the way, and the Kunlun slave girl..."

After chatting and laughing for a while, Miss Hongliu suddenly remembered about the "Myth Machine", she hurried to the table and handed a piece of paper to Zhu Youjian.

"Let me see what the two great scientists Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing said..."

Then, his face became a little crotch.

This Mao shaved his head!
Is this still a human language?

Your Majesty the idiot emperor, you are not human...

"Listen, Hongliu, is this a human language? Why did I become an idiot emperor? Why is I not a human anymore?" Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, scolded indignantly:
"This Mao who shaved his head is simply lawless and rebellious. I will definitely have him...

put him...

Hongliu, tell me, how should I punish Mao Yuanyi?Otherwise, scold him a few words back?Or, write it down in a small notebook first, and when he returns to the capital, he will be punished for several crimes and his dog legs will be discounted? "

Miss Hongliu covered her mouth and smiled: "What's the use of scolding him, besides, what he said is not nonsense!"

Zhu Youjian patted his thigh and shouted: "Okay, okay, I know how to punish Mao Yuanyi!"

"Go back and ask Zheng Zhilong how much money is paid for a woman from Korea, Jiannu, Wa, or Dutch foreigners. Let him buy a few ships and give them all to Mao Shatou to make him bald!"

"Hahaha, Bald Mao, that's a good idea!"

Thinking of his pride, Zhu Youjian couldn't help but burst out laughing, and said: "You answer his words now, just say, Mao Shatou, I received your words, what you said is very nice, and try to say a few more words in the future, I asked Zheng Zhilong to bring a few ships of foreign women from overseas, and give them all to you as a wife, Mao Shatou, and you just wait to become Mao Bald, hahaha!"

Red Willow Girl: "..."

Send out all these words?
These words sounded a little vulgar, not like the tone of His Majesty the Emperor.

"My lord, just send it out like this?" Miss Hongliu asked hesitantly.

"That's right, that's right, send it out verbatim, this Mao shaved his head, I'm so mad!" Zhu Youjian scolded with a smile: "And that Xu Guangqi, Song Yingxing...

No, this kind of bad idea is definitely not something that nerd Song Yingxing can come up with, it must be Xu Guangqi, hehe, Xu Guangqi dislikes his own wife, and wants me to reward a few foreign women?
Forget it, the old man is getting old, and an old bone can't stand the toss, let's forget it, let Wei Zhongxian pass a decree later, and reward his son as Marquis of Songhu..."

"Hongliu, come on, my legs and feet are a little numb, why don't you rub them for me?"

"I hate it, I didn't see that he was busy!"

"come on."

"Hmph... Mmm..."

A major event that attracted worldwide attention was quietly completed amidst such teasing.

The first "Mythical Number Checking Machine" of the Ming Dynasty was born!

……

Mao Yuanyi, who was more than 2000 miles away, received a "reply" from His Majesty the idiot emperor, and immediately pulled his hips down: "Shaved Mao, bald Mao...

Master Xu, Xu Guangqi, you old bastard are cheating on me!
Come on, take Xu Guangqi down for me! "

In a blink of an eye, two groups of soldiers rushed in, full of murderous intent, bowed and shouted: "obey the order!"

Then, they forced the old man Xu Guangqi viciously, and shouted in unison: "Brave maniac, you can catch him if you don't let go!"

Xu Guangqi and Song Yingxing gave a wry smile.

no way.

Mao Shatou has a gun in his hand, how can the two scholars have the power to resist?Can only be caught without a fight.

"Mao Shaved, no, Mao Bald, what do you want to do? Do you still want good things in the future?" Xu Guangqi was twisted by two old men in hard clothes, and his gray beard was blown high, and he cursed:
"If you are so arrogant and rude, don't blame the old man for being ruthless!"

Song Yingxing was also caught, and couldn't help but said: "Hey, isn't your name Mao Shatou? Why, changed your name to Mao Baldhead?"

Song Yingxing looked dazed and innocent.

This is, very annoying.

Mao Yuanyi sneered a few times, and reprimanded: "Hmph, if I don't show you two some color, is it because I, Mao Yuanyi, can't do it?"

"Hold me down!"

(End of this chapter)