I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 270 Foreplay

"This wave is very round, isn't it?"

In the capital city, Zhu Youjian, who had fought all night, was full of energy, reluctantly walked out of a "royal garden" and came to the "steam locomotive" that specially picked him up.

"Long live the dragon body..."

As soon as Wei Zhongxian, with his old waist and a flattering smile, opened his mouth, Zhu Youjian turned his old face away in disgust: "You old eunuch, the sun hasn't risen to three poles yet, why do you come here to disturb me?" My Yaxing?
Tell me what's the matter. "

Wei Zhongxian hurried forward, handed over a piece of green bamboo, and said with a sneer, "Long Live Lord, there is an urgent report from Cao Wenzhao..."

Zhu Youjian scolded angrily: "Isn't it just a war? Find a way to completely kill and maim the opponent, cut the weeds and root them out, and let no one escape... I am not a saint!"

Even so, he still stretched out his hand to take the piece of green bamboo.

Gently unscrew the plug.

He took out a roll of paper from inside, glanced at it casually, and put it away.

Everything is expected.

To be honest, he really doesn't pay attention to the mere [-] slave cavalry. The only thing that makes him a little worried is that he must find a way to wipe out all of them, and he can't let them go.

Those pig-tailed heads were originally natives of the Luding Mountain area. Once they were defeated and some of them fled into the deep mountains and old forests, would they be a bunch of rogues?
Either do not fight.

If you want to fight, kill them all.

Leaving thousands of 800 people fleeing into the mountains, and trying to find a way to suppress the bandits, it is too troublesome...

……

"Wei Zhongxian, according to my decree, starting from today, all civil and military officials of the Ming Dynasty will rest for half a month, and some officials from other places can even take a vacation at their own discretion, so that they can visit their hometowns to see their relatives and so on.

What are the few things you regret most in your life?
Brocade clothes travel at night, riches and honors cannot return to their hometowns... Wait, wait, that's roughly the case. "

Sitting in the luxury and low-key "steam locomotive" compartment, Zhu Youjian "told Wei Zhongxian" for a while, talking nonsense, and seemed to be in a good mood.

Wei Zhongxian was submissive, nodding and bowing, but he didn't dare to point out the mistakes of the Long Live Lord.

What the eunuch envied the most was Zhu Youjian's 'dragon body', it was simply not human...

……

After sending Wei Zhongxian away, Zhu Youjian wandered around in a big circle, seeing that the sun was reaching the sky, it was time for lunch.

He just set foot on a small boat and went straight to Miss Hongliu's boat.

"Do you have the latest telegram from the Liaodong battlefield?"

As soon as he entered the cabin, Zhu Youjian asked anxiously before he could wash his face.

The "secret report" that Wei Zhongxian received was passed on by regular pigeons, and they were all battle reports a few days ago. Zhu Youjian was not at ease with the civil and military ministers of the court, so he simply hid everyone.

The fewer people who know about remote telegrams, the better.

How can the sharp weapon of the country be easily shown to others!
"There are a bunch of them. I have forwarded some of them to Mr. Cao, Mao Yuanyi and Shen Bulan. The remaining two letters must be handled by you personally."

Miss Hongliu has also been busy recently, her face is full of exhaustion, with two panda eyes, her figure has also lost a lot of weight.

Being a "secretary" to the idiot emperor is simply too tiring.

This guy is purely a shopkeeper, but he is trying to be brave and wants to play a game of earth-shattering chess in Liaodong. As a result, almost all the trivial chores fall on the head of Hongliu girl.

Fortunately, she practiced martial arts since childhood...

"Which two things? Could it be the Qin family's sister-in-law's business?"

Zhu Youjian lay comfortably on the Arhat bed, and picked up an object, but it was a pink bellyband with a picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water embroidered on it. It seems that the embroidery has not been finished yet...

"Damn it, what are you rummaging about!"

As soon as Zhu Youjian put the bellyband in his nostrils, as if to smell it, Miss Hongliu snatched it away and threw him two pages of "telegram".

The idiot emperor laughed loudly, and didn't take it seriously, and picked up two pages of paper from Arhat's bed.

Just a glance.

His face changed.

"This group... Forget it, don't get angry, don't get angry!"

"Wei Zhongxian, the boots prepared for me are a bit small, it hurts me!"

After cursing Wei Zhongxian a few words and drinking two sips of fragrant tea, his mood slowly calmed down. On his noble and handsome face, the gentleness, elegance and laziness of the usual days reappeared.

Miss Hongliu covered her mouth with a smile and said, "I knew you would be angry, so I just stayed here and let you handle it yourself..."

Zhu Youjian waved his hand and scolded with a smile: "You are too bad, you know that I will be angry, but you deliberately tease me, aren't you afraid that I will punish you on the spot?"

Miss Hongliu glared and ignored her.

She could also tell that her young master was really angry this time.

Although his face had returned to normal at this moment, there seemed to be two cold and faint flames burning in his two eyes. This was a warning sign that the emperor wanted to kill someone...

Zhu Youjian reopened the page and read it again carefully.

"Red Willow, pass on the food."

The idiot emperor ordered calmly, "Get some venison, bear's paw, tiger penis, etc., and feed me."

"In addition, pass an order to Wei Zhongxian, tonight, let that old eunuch Wei Zhongxian clean up those bullshit princesses of the barbarian tribe, and those princesses of the northern barbarians!
Ready!

I kill them! "

Seeing Zhu Youjian's ferocious face with gnashed teeth, Miss Hongliu's heart tightened for no reason.

She knew that Zhu Youjian was bound to do a big job this time...

……

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian's will only has one sentence, four words, but it is full of murderous intent.

A net is exhausted!
Mao Yuanyi, Cao Wenzhao, Qin Liangyu, and Shen Bulan who received the "telegram" all fell into deep thought.

There are a total of [-] slave cavalry, how can we wipe them all out?
Even if there are [-] pigs, once they disperse, even if there are [-] soldiers, it is impossible to wipe them all out...

……

"The emperor is really angry."

On Kuwu Island, as soon as he returned to the side hall, Cao Wenzhao, who was very drunk and carried to the warm pavilion by several soldiers, suddenly opened his eyes and turned over to get up.

"No one noticed it?"

A few soldiers shook their heads and said, "No, the leaders and patriarchs of the savage tribes have not noticed it, and have already started to send news outside."

Cao Wenzhao nodded, with a gloomy face, and ordered: "Pass down a secret order, let the leaders and patriarchs of the savage tribes pass the news, loosen the outside and tighten the inside.

Remember, stare at those savage tribal leaders and patriarchs, and don't let anyone leave Kuwu Island! "

The soldiers took orders and walked out of the side hall quickly.

Sitting on a solid pine chair, Cao Wenzhao said calmly, "Come out."

Then, a secret portal quietly appeared on the side wall of the Nuan Pavilion in the side hall. A young man came out and clasped his fists and said, "Everything is ready, Lord Hou, please confirm the order one last time."

Cao Wenzhao took the map handed over by the young man, buried his head in concentration, checked it carefully two or three times, then raised his head, let out a long breath, and said, "We can give orders to the front line."

The young man bowed and saluted, then turned and walked into the secret door.

With a slight click, the secret door closed quietly. From the outside, it was impossible to find the slightest abnormality.

Let's say that after the young man walked into the secret door, he turned east and west, came to another wall, and pressed a mechanism button.

There was a rumbling sound.

The wall in front of him turned out to be a stone wall more than ten feet high, and a door was exposed on the stone wall.

Walking into the stone gate, there is a corridor about seventy or eighty feet long. Along the way, there are seven or eight thick stone gates. It is necessary to verify one's identity layer by layer before one can enter.

In the end, the young man came to a very wide stone hall. There were four or five "Yujian myth machines" in the hall, and twenty or thirty young people were busy.

Da da da

Dididi

Mixed with the sound of stinging and stinging electricity, the whole hall seemed unfathomable.

"The Marquis of Liaodong sent an order to start the hunt according to the original plan!"

The young man came to an older middle-aged man and whispered.

The middle-aged man nodded slightly, picked up the brush, wrote a few words on a piece of paper, and asked the young man to send it out immediately.

The young man took it over and saw that it was a "telegram" addressed to Mao Yuanyi——

Marshal, Cao Wenzhao plans to block the attack step by step, dragging his main force of 5000 troops to the west end of the Youjian Bridge, attracting the other two troops to come for reinforcements, and then encircle and annihilate them; I think there are still omissions, because, according to We have found out that the Jiannu cavalry has been short of food for three days, and they will not fight for a long time. When they find that they cannot conquer Kuwu Island for a while, they will definitely flee away.Marshal please consider it.

"Do you want to pass a copy to Long Live?" the young man asked in a low voice.

"Send a copy for sure. It doesn't matter whether the Lord Long Live sees it or not. Keeping him from knowing about such an important battle is a crime of deceiving the emperor." The middle-aged man said softly.

So, in less than a cup of tea, both Mao Yuanyi and Zhu Youjian received the "telegram".

……

When the idiot emperor received the secret letter, he was planning to go to the Royal Garden to relieve his hatred.

Looking at the sheet of paper in his hand, Zhu Youjian slowly calmed down.

He sat back on the arhat bed again, asked Miss Hongliu to brew a pot of good Longjing again, and called several singers and musicians in to dissolve the hostility in his heart.

"My lord, you just... looked so scary." Hongliu girl snuggled up to Zhu Youjian after she settled everything, and said softly.

Zhu Youjian sighed, rubbed the top of her head, and said: "It's still not enough to cultivate Qi, which also shows that my strength is not strong enough. I am worried about gains and losses in this battle, and I have lost my composure."

After a pause, he continued: "I remember that some experts commented on the calligraphy of the world, thinking that Fengshen Xiuyi is the top grade, peaceful and simple and quiet is the middle grade, and kitsch and obedient are the bottom grade.

I just realized it for a moment.

Things in the world are like this. Those who are emperors, those who practice martial arts, those who write articles, those who engage in art and painting, those who play the piano and recite, are almost all like this.

Especially in the matter of swords and soldiers, killing and cutting are extremely heavy. If an emperor or a general has distracting thoughts in his mind and cannot control his violence and anger, he will undoubtedly be inferior.

How can I be obscene?

It must be upper class, upper class, do you understand?It's very classy... Well, it means very high, anyway, it's quite powerful. "

Zhu Youjian couldn't make it up anymore, so he waved his hand and said, "Anyway, it means pretending to be invisible and invincible, and you will gradually understand it in the future, hahaha."

Miss Hongliu was originally snuggled up beside Zhu Youjian, with a look of admiration and reverence on her face.

As a result, after less than four or five sentences, the idiot emperor revealed his secrets.

She covered her mouth with a smile, gently kissed Zhu Youjian on the cheek, and said softly: "Then you are invisible... that, a good son who is invincible in the world!"

Zhu Youjian was very helpful, and said: "Let me calmly think about it, and then write back to Kuwu Island."

Miss Hongliu hummed and silently added new tea to Zhu Youjian.

The silk and bamboo are messy, and the singing and dancing are peaceful.

Zhu Youjian lay reclining on the Luohan bed, quietly opened the character panel, stared at the column of "Prodigal Value" without blinking, and felt a bad breath in his chest, which made him very uncomfortable.

On the surface, he is a big idiot, the number one rich man in the capital, the number one prodigal son in Ming Dynasty, he is extravagant, incompetent, and employs treacherous men...

In fact, he is indeed a big idiot.

However, he can find a way to cheat!
"Catch five thousand soldiers and horses... Attract two other soldiers and horses... Encircle and wipe out... The fish that escaped the net and fled into the mountains... The story of the bandit suppression on Luding Mountain..."

The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian quickly sorted out all the information, and found that the key to the problem was not the strategy itself, but too many accidental factors, and one who didn't play well might miss the target.

At that time, thousands of Jiannu cavalry fled into the deep mountains and old forests, and the consequences would be disastrous.

Also, what troubled him the most was the leaders and patriarchs of the savage tribes. From the current point of view, except for the old patriarch Ewenchun who has not shown any dissatisfaction, everyone else is probably nothing.

This is understandable.

If Zhu Youjian was the patriarch of a certain savage tribe, and he was sandwiched between Daming and Jiannu, the weak could only choose to protect themselves, and there would be no such thing as loyalty.

"By the way, the savage tribe..."

Zhu Youjian's eyes lit up, and he muttered to himself: "No, I have to find a way to let those leaders and patriarchs go back, let them send people and food, and help Jiannu attack Kuwu Island?"

【Ding!Your 3000 million prodigal value arrives in the account! 】

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Ok?That's okay too?Sure enough, it can be a card BUG!

At this moment, he immediately understood where the anger that he had inexplicably burst out before and the uneasiness in his heart that made him very uncomfortable came from.

Its roots turned out to be those savage tribes in the Jurchen territory of the East China Sea...

It's not just Jiannu's [-] to [-] cavalry who have been wiped out.

More importantly, it is actually the complete surrender of the savage tribe. Only in this way, can the "big chess" that I have laid out in advance, and the land of Kuwu Island and Liaodong be fully revitalized!
That's it!

The idiot emperor got up and ordered: "Pass down the decree to Cao Wenzhao, let the tiger go back to the mountain without a trace!"

"Don't give any reason, let him find a way to cleverly let those savage tribal leaders and patriarchs leave Kuwu Island, if Cao Wenzhao has doubts;
Let him ask me personally, and I will teach him how to be a qualified Marquis of Liaodong! "

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PS: I don't know why, the last few chapters have been blocked continuously, which is very annoying.Repost it after modification, if it is still blocked, then I really have no choice.

Some mood...

You guys will choose to see it.

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