I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 277 Jumping the beam clown
"The idiot emperor Zhu Youjian thought he was extremely smart. He built plank roads openly and secretly kept warehouses. On the surface, he set up a stance on the front line of Shanhaiguan to fend off the enemy. Behind his back, he sent Cao Wenzhao to conquer the land of Liaodong. Build railways and cities;
Hehe, if it weren't for our Emperor Mangurtai's lightning-like eyesight, this time, he would really fall into a big fall. "

Jierhalang Baylor said with a sinister smile.

The generals under his command didn't know what to do, and they were confused.

Jierhalang Baylor stopped talking.

Some things are top-secret things, except for a very small number of people in the Dajin Kingdom, no publicity is allowed.

"Pass down the order to charge several times in the morning and evening every day, and firmly suppress the Ming army in the tortoise shell, don't let it have a chance to breathe!"

After passing down the general order, Jierhalang Baylor returned to fight...

……

In the capital, the idiot emperor, who was drunk and dreaming of death, suddenly received a secret report from Dongjiang Town.

The person who sent the letter was Mao Wenlong.

"Liaoxi generals have changed. '

In just one sentence, six words, it managed to make Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, laugh out loud.

Finally, the wait came.

"Decree, today, a feast for the ministers."

"I would like to invite all my lovers to make skewers."

The attendant eunuch looked confused: "Why do you want to treat guests to dinner again?" '

So, more than an hour later, nearly a hundred white iron stoves were lined up in front of the Huangji Hall, with barbecue grills on them, and dozens of eunuchs and maids were busy in and out, very lively.

Under the eaves of the main hall, the idiot emperor wore a pure white sable fur robe, his glossy black hair was loosely loosened, and was randomly combed together with a plain silk ribbon, making his handsome and elegant little white face particularly sharp-edged and natural. There is a noble air of the emperor's family.

The ministers of civil and military affairs who filed in filed in, but all of them looked ashen.

The two stocks are fighting each other, and they almost want to go first.

Without him.

The barbecue stall in front of the Emperor's Palace has a terrible influence on the ministers. How long has it been?The eight major Shanxi merchants, the remnants of the eunuch party, and those ministers of civil and military affairs who have ties to foreign countries...

All had their heads chopped off.

What is especially chilling is that the idiot emperor sent hundreds of thousands of bloodlines of the emperor to the bitter cold of the Northwest without changing his expression in the back-to-back sex fight.

Northwest King Zhu Yousong is still trapped in Suzhou Wei!

A minister quietly raised his head, glanced at the gray lead clouds in the sky, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "I don't know, how many heads will be lost this time..."

……

Seeing the trembling and cautious appearance of the officials, Zhu Youjian was actually quite helpless in his heart.

In his heart, he didn't want to fight and kill, and he didn't want to be a tyrant.

Is the foolish king not good?
"My dear friends, please take a seat."

Since he returned from Kuwu Island and Taiwan Pengbao Island, he rarely showed up in front of his officials. Most of the time he was either hiding on the boats in Zhonghai or Nanhai, singing and dancing, or plowing and sowing in the 'Royal Garden' day and night. .

Day and night, day and night.

In his own words, there is no field in this world that is not fertile, only big black cattle that are not diligent enough...

Therefore, seeing the ministers at this moment, I still feel a little warm in my heart.

In terms of face, he was naturally more friendly: "That so-and-so, you sit in the front row, and I will not see you, the left servant of the Ministry of War, is the family okay?"

"Anyone else, Wei Zhongxian, go and bring a small hand stove to Mr. Li Ge. It's going to snow in this weather. It's so cold."

In the harmony, the mood of the ministers gradually calmed down, the feeling of trembling and walking on thin ice finally dissipated, and the expressions on everyone's faces naturally began to come alive.

Zhu Youjian saw it in his eyes, and felt quite uncomfortable.

At the beginning, if the situation was not urgent, the refugees in the north would explode like locusts, and the military affairs in Liaodong were slack. If one was not careful, it might trigger a situation where [-] cavalrymen who built slaves went south and came directly to the capital...

How could he fly into a rage and chop off the heads of so many civil and military ministers?
it's good now.

He finally didn't need to kill people frequently, and he could firmly hold the overall situation in his own hands. It has to be said that the "prodigal actions" in the past two years have had some effects.

but……

"Has Wu Sangui come yet?"

Seeing all the ministers taking their seats one after another, after the eunuchs and maids brought all kinds of ingredients and oil bowls to eat, the idiot emperor glanced around and asked suddenly.

"Wu Sangui? Who is Wu Sangui?"

"Your Majesty is asking about Wu Sangui, the son of Wu Xiang, the commander-in-chief of Jinzhou, right? I heard that although the young man is young, his martial arts skills are superb. He is proficient in all eighteen kinds of weapons."

"That's right, I heard that Wu Sangui is so good at archery that he can easily penetrate Yang with a hundred steps."

"The general of Liaoxi, guarding the land of Liaodong for my Daming, is really a tiger father without a dog..."

……

The ministers discussed in low voices, but no one stood up.

Moreover, it can be heard that the ministers are quite protective and appreciative of the Liaoxi generals. This is all expected, and there is nothing unusual about it.

"Long Live Lord, are you talking about Wu Sangui, the son of Wu Xiang, the commander-in-chief of Jinzhou?" Wei Zhongxian approached with a wrinkled old face, and said in a low voice: "A few days ago, he was still in the capital, and he sent two jade unicorns to the servant's mansion. .”

Zhu Youjian let out an 'oh' and stopped talking.

Originally, he thought that the weather would be good today, and the sky would be snowing, so he happened to kill one or two future vassal kings to have fun with wine.

Since that kid Wu Sangui is not here, forget it.

"Since that kid Wu Sangui isn't here, forget it, everyone, come on, let's have a bite!"

"I let Master Jianzheng of the Qin Tianjian watch the sky and said that there is snow today, so I was happy for a while. I invite all my lovers to come to this Huangji Hall. Don't be restrained. You must eat, drink, and have fun."

The idiot emperor greeted with a smile, rolled up his sleeves, and started to roll the skewers first.

All the ministers followed suit.

All of a sudden, the aroma was overflowing and steaming, amidst the sound of beeping, beeping, and roasting skewers, there was a sense of peace between the monarch and his subjects.

"By the way, Zhongxian, who is the current minister of the Ministry of War?"

The idiot emperor asked suddenly.

Wei Zhongxian: "..."

Ministers: "..."

What an idiot emperor, he doesn't even know who his Minister of War is?This is simply... very outrageous.

Of course, in many people's minds, this is a great thing.

"Long live Qi Zuo, the current Minister of War is Wang Zai Jin." Wei Zhongxian said cautiously.

Under the steps, a fair-skinned official was sweating profusely, stood up tremblingly, and said in a low voice: "The king of my humble minister is in Jin Dynasty, I kowtow to Your Majesty, my humble minister has not done an inch of merit in his tenure, and he deserves death!"

As he spoke, Wang Zaijin wanted to kneel down, but Zhu Youjian stopped him with a smile and waved his hands: "Okay, alright, Minister of the Ministry of War, don't kneel at every turn, and don't deserve to die at every turn.

Our officials of the Ming Dynasty often say that they deserve death, so they will die in a short while?

From now on, who will dare to assist me? "

After finishing speaking, he poured a bowl of strong wine with his own hands and said, "Come, come, drink and drink."

Wang Zaijin's heart skipped a beat, he quickly stepped forward, took the bowl of wine respectfully, drank it down without saying a word, and then thanked him: "I thank Your Majesty Long En!"

As he spoke, he wanted to bow down again.

Zhu Youjian's head grew dizzy for a while, his brows frowned slightly, and he said, "Wang Zaijin, you are the Secretary of the Ministry of War of my Ming Dynasty, don't just kneel down, thank you, and deserve death, okay?

The border guards fought bravely and fought bloody battles, all of them were good friends of my Ming Dynasty.

You, Minister of the Ministry of War, also want to learn from those iron-blooded men, don’t become a softie, a jerk, or simply become a fool! "

Zhu Youjian said with a smile, but Wang Zaijin's expression changed suddenly.

The other ministers were also nervous.

Come, come, really want to...kill someone again?

"Forget it, you don't understand after I say it," Zhu Youjian looked at Wang Zaijin and the other ministers, and suddenly lost interest. He waved his sleeves and said, "Okay, okay, let's go on and continue with the skewers."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Many people even quietly wiped the cold sweat off their foreheads.

"Today, I invite all my lovers to come to this Emperor's Palace to have a meal. It's not just a whim, but a few great happy events in our Ming Dynasty. I am also overjoyed. I can't help but treat guests to dinner, haha Ha ha."

Zhu Youjian chewed a piece of venison in his mouth, drank a big gulp of wine, and looked complacent.

"Your Majesty, what kind of happy events are there? Your Majesty will tell you about it, so that everyone will be happy." Qian Qianyi, a scholar of the cabinet, sent a rainbow fart at the right time, which made Zhu Youjian quite comfortable.

Look, this is what a scholar should look like.

What kind of party struggle...

"Your Majesty, please tell me something!"

All the ministers agreed one after another.

"Actually, it's nothing. It's just that I received a secret report that Liaoxi generals rebelled. In addition, the three governors of Shaanxi, Hong Chengchou, were defeated and defeated..."

wow——

The idiot emperor hadn't finished speaking, and all the ministers immediately exploded.

Everyone was shocked by the news of the 'rebellion of the generals in western Liaoning', and basically didn't listen to what the emperor said later.

Liaoxi will rebel?

This is too outrageous, too amazing!
The sky of the Ming Dynasty...is about to collapse...

Those who can enjoy the emperor's banquet are all ministers and important ministers in the court, and there is no one who is stupid. Naturally, he knows how important the land of Liaodong and the generals of Liaoxi are to the current Ming Dynasty.

Since the rise of Jiannu, the land of Liaodong has been in chaos.

The Liaoxi Corridor once became the focus of the Ming Dynasty's monarchs and ministers. Especially in the past few decades, the Ming Dynasty transported soldiers, horses, food and weapons to the front line of Shanhaiguan every year. It can be said that there is a steady stream.

With the power of the whole country, we will do our best to resist Jiannu iron cavalry.

This is not a false statement.

But at this moment... the Liaoxi general who the Ming Dynasty thought was a barrier and relied on, actually rebelled?This is too outrageous, right?

really?
The idiot emperor is 'plowing the fields' in the royal garden. He is dizzy and talking nonsense, right?
"My dear friends, don't panic, isn't it just the Liaoxi general who rebelled? It's a trivial matter, and it's nothing to worry about. Please continue to eat and drink!"

"By the way, Wei Zhongxian, let them in."

The more the idiot emperor looked calm, the more frightened the ministers were, and they couldn't help but start thinking wildly.

Could it be... sure enough... maybe they are going to... kill them all?
Just when everyone was wondering.

Amidst the melodious sound of stringed drums, dozens of stunning girls of different races walked into the stage quickly, twisting their waists and swinging their hips, and began to dance lightly on a platform prepared in advance.

Singing and dancing promotes peace and harmony.

The idiot emperor frequently raised his glass to invite each other, but all the ministers looked ashen, and they didn't know what to eat.

All the generals in western Liaoning rebelled.

The idiot emperor actually has such a leisurely mood?Great Ming Dynasty, this is the Great Ming Dynasty that the sky is going to kill me!
Finally, someone couldn't hold back the agitation in his heart, stood up abruptly, walked quickly to the steps, bowed and saluted, and said in a loud voice: "Your Majesty, the border is urgent. This is a matter of great urgency. Please also put the state affairs first and protect our country." For the sake of the country, find a way to dispatch troops and generals as soon as possible to solve the crisis in Liaodong, Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, please solve the crisis in Liaodong!"

Suddenly, a large group of civil and military ministers fell to their knees, and loyalty was written all over their faces. This scene made Zhu Youjian's mouth twitch several times.

Isn't it just the rebellion of the generals in western Liaoning?

what a big deal...

"Everyone who loves you, please relax. Drinking wine and enjoying this foreign music and dance is the real thing. It's just a mere Liaoxi general, so it's nothing to worry about." Zhu Youjian said indifferently.

The ministers did not follow.

They poked there like wooden stakes one by one, without saying a word, clearly wanting to "death remonstrance", Zhu Youjian smiled bitterly on his face, but he was still somewhat relieved in his heart.

Military generals fight to the death, and civil servants die to remonstrate.

As the emperor, the requirements for his courtiers are nothing more than this.

"Okay, okay, Zhongxian, let the music and dance pause for a while." Zhu Youjian smiled helplessly.

Wei Zhongxian clapped his palms, and the music and dancing stopped immediately.

"My dear friends, please be safe and don't be impatient," Zhu Youjian coughed lightly, and said with a gentle smile, "You guys are just too impatient, I haven't finished my words yet, why do you all look like you've been slapped with chicken blood? Like fried hair?
I have made it clear in advance that it is a great joy. "

The ministers looked at each other, at a loss.

The generals in western Liaoning rebelled, and the Shanhaiguan Pass was nothing more than a fake. Tens of thousands of Jiannu iron cavalry drove straight in, and the soldiers came to the city in only three to five days. Is this still a happy event?

The idiot emperor really lived up to his reputation!
"Wei Zhongxian, it's up to you." Seeing the angry faces of the ministers, Zhu Youjian knew that if he opened his mouth, he would be sprayed with saliva.

After all, the name of the idiot emperor is quite deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Wei Zhongxian bowed to receive the order.

The eunuch stepped forward steadily, and just glanced coldly, the ministers of civil and military affairs under the steps couldn't help but shiver in their hearts, shrink their necks, and shut up.

"Long Live Lord has not finished speaking, and you interrupt at will, what do you mean?"

With a gloomy face, Wei Zhongxian said indifferently: "Just a mere Liaoxi general rebelled, and you are so panicked. Fortunately, you are all important ministers of my Ming Dynasty and the pillars of the country. Have you been frightened by the Jiannu iron cavalry all these years?"

After a pause, the eunuch continued to speak in a cold voice: "Zu Dashou and Wu Xiang want to overthrow the sky because they have 18 elite soldiers and 30 slave soldiers in their hands?

In the eyes of Long Live Lord, they are nothing more than a group of self-respecting clowns..."

(End of this chapter)