I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 286 Mao shaved his head, you wait for me...

After taking down Miss Hongliu in one fell swoop, the idiot emperor looked disappointed and sad, but his heart was already full of joy.

Little boy, playing with a scumbag like me sadly?
"Girl Hongliu, I'm the one who's sorry for you," Zhu Youjian succeeded, and couldn't help showing off his "literary talent" again, and continued quietly: "You know, I often think alone, If one day, you gradually grow old, but I will live forever.

Do you know, that will be the greatest punishment God has given me..."

Miss Hongliu was so moved that she was in a mess, with snot and tears, she hugged the idiot emperor tightly, and didn't know what to say for a while.

"Okay, silly boy, don't cry." Zhu Youjian stretched out his hand and rubbed the top of Hongliu girl's head, "Everything will pass, our good days are still long, how can we care about the little things in front of us?
I... it's really difficult! "

Looking up to the sky, sighing sadly, he picked up a bowl of wine and drank it silently.

Then, she had to pour the wine again, but Miss Hongliu got up quickly, filled him a bowl in a hurry, and said softly with lowered eyebrows, "Young master, please drink."

Zhu Youjian was quite proud of himself, and secretly said: "Fortunately, it's not Dalang, please drink medicine..."

……

Looking at the "good sister" he had just sworn to, just now he was scolding men all over the world for not having a good thing, but in the blink of an eye, he was easily taken down by the little boy beside him.

The masked woman in black was drunk, and she couldn't help stretching out a finger, pointing at Zhu Youjian's nose and scolding: "Little white face, shameless, scum, you... you deceive my sister's feelings so much, you will be punished sooner or later of!"

The idiot emperor asked with a smile: "What retribution will I suffer?"

The black-clothed masked woman was speechless for a while, and finally gritted her teeth and reprimanded: "You little boy, sooner or later you will meet the emperor of the Great Ming Dynasty!"

Zhu Youjian sighed, and struggled: "What will happen when you meet Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor? Will he still hit me on the nose?"

"Not only will I beat you, but I may even kill you and take away all your wives and concubines!" The masked woman in black really didn't know how to scold someone to relieve her hatred. Happy.

He smiled inwardly and said, of course my wives and concubines are all my own, so it's not a shame to steal my own?

"Don't worry, if I meet that idiot emperor, don't talk about wives and concubines, but children, girlfriends, country and so on, all will be given to his old man. I love the Ming Dynasty the most, and I love the idiot emperor the most.

Zhu Youjian, the idiot emperor, is not only romantic and handsome, but also knows astronomy from above and geography from bottom to top. He is planning a strategy and winning a decisive victory thousands of miles away. He is simply my Ming Dynasty...

No, I have been the most benevolent, wise, talented, and generous in China for thousands of years... Ahem, in short, the idiot emperor is the great savior of our Ming Dynasty! "

Red Willow Girl: "..."

The black-clothed masked woman was only six or seven points drunk at first, but she was so angry that she was drunk again by the idiot emperor's words, and she couldn't help but wanted to get under the table.

"You talk nonsense, you fart!" the masked woman in black said angrily.

"You're the one who farts, your whole family is farting!"

Before Zhu Youjian could make a show, Miss Hongliu got up suddenly, pointed at the nose of the masked woman in black, and sprayed directly: "You are a big sister, you are so ignorant, your two red and phoenix eyes are blind Is it? Or a decoration?

His majesty the current emperor, young and promising, elegant and romantic, worked day and night for my great Ming country, day and night, and almost died on... the dragon bed, how dare you slander him so much?
Hmph, if you are no longer sensible, you sister, I will no longer recognize you! "

This time, Zhu Youjian was a little dumbfounded.

It is said that there are three women in one drama, but right now, two women, plus him and a man, are much more lively than the drama sang, with twists and turns, which is breathtaking.

However, it was not his wish to be entangled in such boring things all the time.

He still has big things to do.

Because, the masked woman in black in front of me is none other than Li Sanniang...

……

In Li Sanniang's life, she may never have thought that her own destiny is already in the hands of others.

Moreover, this person is not Mao Yuanyi, nor anyone else.

It was the little boy in front of him.

The idiot emperor, Zhu Youjian.

"Hongliu, don't hurt this girl anymore," Zhu Youjian reached out secretly, flicked three times on Miss Hongliu's buttocks, and blinked inadvertently, "The idiot emperor should have scolded, even beaten butt!"

"I'm a dignified son, but it's a pity that I don't know how to recruit talents for the imperial court. Thinking about this, my son will be angry!"

Miss Hongliu gradually recovered from the previous emotion, and she became a shrewd and capable "female man". Zhu Youjian hinted at it a little, and she knew there was something strange about it.

So, she nodded obediently, and said softly: "Everything is up to you..."

The masked woman in black, that is, Li Sanniang, looked contemptuous and snorted: "A couple of dogs!"

Zhu Youjian shook his clothes and said solemnly: "Miss Li, let's not show off our tongues first, it's important to discuss important matters."

Li Sanniang asked vigilantly, "What's the big deal?"

Zhu Youjian's face suddenly showed a look of sadness, and said: "I heard that the idiot emperor in the capital doesn't know people, and there are many strange people in the rivers and lakes. They can rise and fall in the grass, but they can't be used by my Ming Dynasty. , It's a pity to think about it."

Li Sanniang asked: "Speak human words."

The idiot emperor coughed lightly, and said: "For example, I heard that in the area of ​​Xi'an Prefecture, there is a tall man who has no name and no surname, but has the talent of the world, comparable to Mr. Zhang Liang of the Han Dynasty and Mr. Kong Ming of the Three Kingdoms.

It's a pity that the imperial court didn't know how to recruit them and used them for Daming, but now they have become the dog-headed military adviser of the rebel Zhang Xianzhong. Isn't it extremely regrettable? "

Li Sanniang was stunned, the drunkenness retreated a little bit, she struggled to raise her head, and said, "This little boy...my lord, is the person you mentioned really so powerful?"

Zhu Youjian nodded fiercely, and said: "It's no longer possible to say whether it's great or not, but it can only be said that if that expert returns to the court, he will definitely be able to do something earth-shattering."

Li Sanniang opened her mouth to speak.

Suddenly, his eyes gradually became blurred, and he murmured to himself: "I think so too, but that heartbroken... is simply too hateful!"

"Girl, sit down and talk slowly!" Zhu Youjian quickly got up and poured her a bowl of tea himself, "Drink some tea first, sober up."

Li Sanniang finished the tea bowl, with a sad expression on her face, said: "He is a big liar, he lied to me that he will come back soon after going out, let me think of a way to form an army here...

He also said that in a few days, noble people will come and bring enough money, food and firearms.

How long have I been waiting for this, and I don't know where the heartless man has gone.

Hmph, he's clearly lying to me, just trying to get rid of me, but it's ridiculous that I'm still waiting for news from him..."

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I've been quarantined at home recently, a script needs to be revised, and I'm going to be busy again.Only small cups can be kept.

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