I, Zhu Youjian: the first prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 290

"My loves have made great achievements. Since I came to the throne, I have been conscientious, self-restraining and respecting the etiquette. I have scorned thousands of people and bowed my head willingly. In fact, I have already had the idea of ​​rewarding a group of dukes and titles."

"It's just that it happened to be a catastrophe in Jiuyuan, and the whole Ming Dynasty was troubled by internal and external troubles. It was extremely difficult, and it was a mess!"

"The pig-tailed head of Liaodong has not yet been beaten to the ground, but the local emperors of the Nine Borders have started to move around again. I can't wait to kill those idiots!"

"The sun never sets in the Great Britain, the Japanese country, the beautiful country, the tsar, etc., are still developing obscenely, and I feel very sad."

"By the way, I'll let you meet Princess Diana later..."

"..."

……

Listening to the idiot emperor's "heartfelt words", all the ministers remained silent.

Listen, this is Zhu Youjian who was known as the "Wise King" back then?It's shameful, not only the words and deeds are shameless, but also many idioms are used wrongly, which is simply insulting to the gentlemen.

However, there are two poems mixed in the idiot emperor's words, which is an excellent work, not inferior to the so-called Tang poems and Song poems.

'Thousand pointing fingers, head bowed as a willing ox! '

"Your Majesty, the old minister is ashamed!"

Just as the ministers were slandering endlessly, suddenly, an old minister stumbled forward a few steps, knelt down on the ground with a thud, and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty is the star of Wenqu, this is the blessing of my great Ming Dynasty for millions of miles, and the world is a blessing!" The blessings of billions of people!"

Ministers: "..."

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Why did you go so far all of a sudden?The idiot emperor is full of dirty words and nonsense, why did he become a star of Wenqu?

Lick the dog!

Lick the dog is not good to die!

All the ministers turned their heads viciously, and stared at Zhang Ruitu, a cabinet scholar who was kneeling on the ground.

"Zhang Aiqing...cough cough, I am actually a mortal, how can I deserve Zhang Aiqing's praise," the idiot emperor sighed, and slowly raised his chin. Solemnly, said in a harsh voice:
"Since I ascended the throne, I have been lamenting for my Daming Jiangshan Sheji all night, for fear that one day I will do something wrong, or that one day I will not do anything. I am a idle king, and I just want to enjoy this world in peace. Prosperity and wealth.

It's a pity that time doesn't wait for me, Liaodong and Liaoxi are colluding to seek my great Ming's million miles of land, wanting to turn my land into their pastures, and wanting to turn my billions of people into their slaves and lackeys.

And the Nine Edges...

Dear dear friends, I am still a child, how can I take on the heavy responsibility of this world?
But do I have a choice?
No, I must face up to the difficulties and walk with a heavy burden, I must sternly point fingers at thousands of people, bow my head and be willing to be a ox! "

The idiot emperor glanced around from the corner of his eye, and found that some of the old ministers were already in tears, and stars began to appear in their eyes.

Well, almost on the line.

Too much is too much.

I knew that I should watch Chen Kangxi's shaking and dirty videos more when delivering food, and learn from others' pretentious postures, details, general ideas, central ideas, etc...

Pity.

"Dear dears, I wanted to reward a group of princes..." Zhu Youjian hesitated to speak, but just sighed deeply, and fell down on the dragon chair, continuing to maintain the posture of looking up to the sky and sighing.

"Your Majesty, the ministers are indifferent. I don't know that Your Majesty has such a broad mind."

"Yes, Your Majesty, the minister is guilty."

"Your Majesty, I'm waiting for a death sentence. Please pass on the decree, and punish me strictly!"

"..."

……

Civil and military ministers knelt on the ground one after another, grabbing the ground with their heads, wishing to knock a few drops of blood on their foreheads to show their loyalty.

Zhu Youjian picked up the tea bowl, took a sip, and said bitterly: "I know the loyalty of all my lovers...Wang Chengen, bring me the picture of Zhou Tianzi parading that I drew some time ago."

Wang Chengen: "..."

What Zhou Tianzi parade map?The servants don't know!

"Your Majesty, you have drawn tens of thousands of maps, I don't know..." Wang Chengen felt sad, he only hated himself for knowing that His Majesty was not as deep as Wei Zhongxian, but he was not present at the moment.

"Forget it then, when Wei Zhongxian comes back, let him get it," the idiot emperor glanced at Wang Chengen, feeling a little worried. This old eunuch's loyalty is no problem, and he can accompany the original owner, Emperor Chongzhen, to Mount Meishan.

However, it seems that this guy didn't hang himself with the emperor, right?

Later, it seemed that he was still in the small court of the Southern Ming Dynasty, and gained a certain amount of authority and status, and actually gained a good reputation as a loyal protector of the lord...

……

After a cup of tea, Wei Zhongxian announced his return.

Immediately afterwards, nearly a hundred high-ranking officials of the fourth rank and above met with them one after another. Zhu Youjian treated everyone equally, offering seats and tea to everyone, and by the way, called Wei Zhongxian to his side.

"Loyalty, go and get the picture of the emperor of Zhou's parade that I drew some time ago." The idiot emperor ordered casually.

Wei Zhongxian froze for a moment, then said loudly without changing his face: "Observe the order!"

Wei Zhongxian walked out of the palace door with small steps, but he muttered in his heart: "My God, Long Live God paints and paints all day long. I don't know how many catties of Huzhou Shuxuan I waste every day. Which one is it?" This picture is a picture of Zhou Tianzi's parade drawn by his old man...'

Coming to the Imperial Study Room, Wei Zhongxian took a deep breath and slowly closed his eyes.

He needs silence.

After a dozen or so breaths, an indescribable smile finally appeared on his old walnut face, which made the several young eunuchs who accompanied him shiver and silently exit the imperial study.

Eunuch Wei has such an expression every time before killing someone...

Wei Zhongxian opened his eyes, feeling calm and blessed, and began to pick and choose among a large pile of waste paper.

Lady pictures?
No, how naked, without the air of a fairy who is about to fly away, the idiot emperor is too uneducated!
Well, I'm just uneducated, look at this pair...forget it, hot eyes.

After rummaging around, Wei Zhongxian finally saw a 'map', which was two spherical things, on which some mountains, rivers, seas, and some very strange place names were drawn crookedly.

Such as, French, English, beautiful sister, En Luoshi...

In total, there are about three or four hundred places, which were approved by the idiot emperor as vermilion, and even wrote a lot of names on the names of France, England, Meilijie, Enluoshi, *** and other countries. Ugly comments.

It should be this one.

However, such an ugly map is simply unsightly and degrading!

Wei Zhongxian once again took a deep breath, spread out a piece of eight-foot familiar paper, pinched a brush with ease, and started to paint again...

……

Soon, an exquisite "Zhou Tianzi Parade Picture" appeared in front of his eyes, the lines were naturally extremely graceful, slender as silk, with silver hooks and iron paintings.

The name of the nations inscribed on it is naturally very elegant.

And... Forget it, Wei Zhongxian is too embarrassed to praise himself, so he should hurry up and take it to the court, and let the idiot emperor pretend to be aggressive.

"Long live, long live! This world map drawn by you is simply beautiful and amazing, long live!"

"Long live, this picture should not be called the picture of Zhou Tianzi's parade."

"This picture should only be called the picture of the Parade of the Son of Heaven, long live!"

Wei Zhongxian staggered into the hall, knelt down on the ground with a thud, couldn't help but crawled forward a few steps, exclaimed in surprise: "Long live, I will obey you, long live!"

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Ministers: "..."

(End of this chapter)