In order to urge more, I infiltrated the author group

Chapter 1 One day with a knife in hand, I will kill all the dogs in the world
Parallel and not-so-parallel worlds, Blue Star, a florist, in a residence in Beizhen City, Qilu Province.

"Fuck, the author of this Dogecoin is so meowy. Is this special meow all senior apprentices of the Kaidian Fragmentation Training Class?"

Tian Yunxiao was cursing and swearing. He was reading a book recommended by a friend, which claimed to be the best written book he had ever read in the classification of martial arts, "Jianghu Road from the Smile and Proud".

In the end, I didn't expect that although the author of this dog has a good writing style, he is short and weak, and he likes to break chapters.

"That's it? What's the use of writing well? Isn't it too short?"

Just like when playing golf, I have done enough foreplay, and I am about to sink a black 8, but there is an extra red cloth strip in front of it for no reason.

"No, this is the third broken chapter today, these Dogecoins are really not human!"

Tian Yunxiao reluctantly quit Qidian to read, turned off the screen, threw it aside casually, fell back on the pillow, put his head in his hands, and muttered to himself:
"No, I was kicked out of the reader group by five authors after I urged the update. I have to find a way."

"Forget it, let's add this author's book friend group first, and let's talk about being kicked after being kicked."

Tian Yunxiao summed up why he was often kicked out of the group chat in the past, probably because he was too eager to urge more.

And when I see an unpleasant plot in the book, I will post a long book review, and I will often catch up with the author group to meet the author.

Some authors will line up with him, and some authors will ignore him directly, but most of them will directly ban or kick him out of the group chat.

In order to be able to match up with the author more quickly, he got out of bed and came to the computer.

I want to prepare for the next laning match. After all, typing on a mobile phone is not as comfortable as using a computer.

Tian Yunxiao entered the group number, clicked search, and a group popped up called "From Xiaoao to No More Groups".

? ? ?Three question marks appeared above his head.

...............

Tian Yunxiao clicked Apply to join the group, and a dialog box popped up, asking to write the reason for the application.

Tian Yunxiao originally wanted to write in a more tactful way, so he first typed "The author is great, come on!"

Then I felt that this was too unscrupulous, and I had to know that I was a noble and genuine reader.

So I deleted this paragraph and directly wrote "I'm here to remind you to update."

After a while, the sound of "Dididi" sounded on the computer.

It turned out that after the application for joining the group was approved, the group began to play messages.

"It seems that this reader group is quite active? Although there are not many people, there are only fifty or sixty people."

He pressed the extract message shortcut key on the keyboard, and saw two "Welcome, jpg" first, followed by a line of words.

Ye Luo passed away with the wind: "Tsk tsk tsk, poor child, another one came to remind me to change."

When Tian Yunxiao saw it, he was immediately happy, and thought, "It seems that I am not the only one who is dissatisfied with the author's update speed."

So he moved his fingers like flying, typing on the keyboard.

Uncle Tian next door: "Yes, are you also here to remind me?"

Constantly like the sun: "There is another reminder, forget it, I will be merciful, let me say something for the author 'except for reminders, everything is easy to say. jpg'"

The style of this picture looks familiar, Tian Yunxiao thought about it.

Then he yelled "Fuck", and clicked on the group announcement to see that there was only this one "Except for reminders, everything is easy to say".

The author of this dog really did everything he could to avoid adding updates.

Ah Kuku: "Forget it, I'll help you @一下作品吧, @抱墨成书!"

Constant as the sun: "I'm coming too! @拍墨成书."

Ye Luo passed away with the wind: "Sao Nian, give up, this Dogecoin author will not show up when someone urges him to update!"

Tian Yunxiao frowned when he saw all the friends in this group say that, and tapped on the keyboard as if his hands were cramping.

Uncle Tian next door: "The author of Dogecoin cut it out of context and it's too disgusting, right? It just happened when the protagonist is about to pretend to be a bully.

It makes people feel uncomfortable, it's too uncomfortable, just like watching a midnight movie with the goddess, entering the hotel, and then the goddess said that relatives are here. "

Ye Luo passed away with the wind: "Who says no, there are only four thousand words every day, who is enough to read?"

When Tian Yunxiao saw this group of friends named Ye Luo Gone with the Wind, he was also complaining, so he continued typing on the keyboard.

Uncle Tian next door: "Why is the Dogecoin author so silent?"

At this time, I saw that the robot administrator had let in a newcomer.

The reason for this newcomer's application was more tactful, "I'm here to talk to the author!"

When Tian Yunxiao saw the reason, he was immediately amused by the new big brother, and quickly tapped on the keyboard.

Uncle Tian next door: "@消恩成空，welcome.jpg"

Ye Luo Gone with the Wind: "@消恩成空，welcome.jpg"

I saw this brother who became empty in an instant, as soon as he joined the group, he started to perform.

In a blink of an eye: "@拍墨成书, author, have you updated today? Isn't your disjointed writing too disgusting?"

Tian Yunxiao was amused when he saw the brother's speech, and tapped the keyboard again.

Uncle Tian next door: "Hahahaha, it seems that I am not the only one disgusted by this dog author's broken chapters today!"

Before the brother could reply, another newcomer entered the group.

This newcomer is relatively straightforward, and the reason for joining the group is quite straightforward. It is directly written "One day with a sword in hand, I will kill all the dogs in the world."

Uncle Tian next door: "Welcome.jpg"

Fleeting to nothing: "Welcome.jpg"

Ye Luo passed away with the wind: "Haha, another brother who was disgusted by today's dog author's broken chapters and then joined the group."

Tian Yunxiao saw that more and more people were being disgusted by this dog author into the group today, so he complained about this dog coin author together with the silly group friends.

This is basically his daily life after his illness worsened. He kept looking for books and reading on Qidian Chinese website every day, and then sent book reviews to the group to remind him to update.

Because Tian Yunxiao suffered from a rare disease called "hepatolenticular degeneration" since he was a child, and his condition has worsened in the past two years, causing him to lose his ability to take care of himself.

I can't even play games, and the only way to entertain myself every day is to read novels.

There are also authors who like to break chapters and update short and weak.

Gradually, Tian Yunxiao has gradually evolved from a high-cold male god in reality into a network keyboard man.

"Ding dong" at this time the doorbell rang, Tian Yunxiao sat up and went to open the door.

When I opened the door, it was my mother.

"Mom, why didn't you bring the key?"

"Mom is getting old and always forgets things, Yunxiao, haven't you eaten yet? Today your dad and I made dumplings for you, with leeks and shrimps. Eat it while it's hot. It won't taste good when it's cold."

Tian Yunxiao looked at her mother's rapidly aging face during the past few years when her condition worsened, and the silver hair on her temples that couldn't be covered by baking oil, and said with distress:

"Hey, Mom, haven't I told you many times? You don't need to come and deliver meals to me every day.

I can eat by myself, and you are not too young at this age, and it is not convenient to climb up and down every day. "

When Tian Yunxiao saw his mother coming to bring him food again, he said this to his mother.

After listening to Tian Yunxiao's words, my mother said: "You can't take care of yourself now. If you do it yourself, you can cook instant noodles. This thing is not healthy. Eating too much is not good for your health."

"Mom, where did you read that the brick shop is called Beast Science? There is nothing unhealthy about instant noodles, it's just that eating too much makes you fat.

Look at me as thin as a monkey now, do you still care about gaining weight? "Tian Yunxiao said helplessly after listening to what her mother said.

　Lao Tian published a new book. The inspiration for this book came from Lao Tian urging a certain fifth-level writer every day in the author group. When the big guy was bubbling up, Lao Tian posted the title of the book, originally as a joke, but the big guy affirmed the title of Lao Tian's book and said it could be written, because Lao Tian got the big guy So I started to write this book with confidence, but I found it was too difficult to write, and it took several days to publish the book. In the final analysis, it was Lao Tian Taicai. As for who is that fifth-level boss?Everyone can guess and the answer will be revealed tomorrow.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)