In order to urge more, I infiltrated the author group

Chapter 205 Fortunately, I am as witty as I am
The next morning, Tian Yunxiao woke up from his sleep.

At this time, Tian Yunxiao looked at Pei Pei who was lying naked next to him, and couldn't help showing a smug smile.

Pei Pei's eyebrows that kept twitching also told Tian Yunxiao that she had woken up at this time.

Just pretending to be asleep in shyness.

Tian Yunxiao didn't point it out, got up and got out of bed.

Went to the bathroom to wash up.

At this time, Pei Pei, who was still lying on the bed, heard the sound of Tian Yunxiao walking away.

He opened his eyes and recalled what happened yesterday.

Can't help but think:
"Oh, I'm so ashamed, why did you think about drinking with Lao Tian yesterday?

And so bold after drinking! "

It turned out that on Valentine's Day yesterday, Pei Pei watched a movie with Tian Yunxiao and then went shopping for a while.

The two went to have a candlelight dinner.

And during the candlelight dinner, Pei Pei offered to ask for a bottle of red wine.

He and Tian Yunxiao also killed the bottle of red wine.

After the two returned to the hotel, a 50-word paid content naturally occurred...

I know you don't like to read it, so I won't write details...

……

Pei Pei wanted to get out of bed at this time, and sneaked back to his room while Tian Yunxiao was not paying attention.

As a result, as soon as he moved, he heard a sound of "ouch".

Tian Yunxiao, who was brushing his teeth at this time, heard the movement, and ran out in a hurry without even caring about brushing his teeth.

Seeing Pei Pei's actions, he quickly said:

"Honey, what are you doing?

Don't you know that you are disabled now? "

Pei Pei blushed from what Tian Yunxiao said at this time, and quickly covered his face with his whole life, and said:

"Stop talking, isn't it all your fault?"

Seeing Pei Pei's actions, Tian Yunxiao said with a smirk:

"Hey hey, that's not what you said last night, my little baby, you were very active last night!~"

Pei Pei was very dissatisfied when he heard Tian Yunxiao's ridicule, and shouted loudly:
"You still said?"

At the same time, his face was flushed red.

Seeing this, Tian Yunxiao stopped teasing Pei Pei, and said to Pei Pei:

"Baby, you rest here first, don't move, I'll call you breakfast."

Hearing Tian Yunxiao's concern for her at this moment, Pei Pei felt very sweet in his heart, and said: "Well, yes."

……

After a pot of cooking, Tian Yunxiao carefully helped Pei Pei get off the bed.

Walking to the dining table, pointing to the red dates, white fungus and lotus seed soup on the table, he said to Pei Pei:

"Honey, hurry up and eat while it's hot, after all you bled a lot last night~φ(>ω<*)"

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's words, Pei Pei blushed to the base of his neck and said:

"Stop talking..."

Convex expression
Tian Yunxiao quickly stopped and said, "Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore, baby, you should eat your meal quickly."

Then he dug out a spoonful of red dates, white fungus and lotus seed soup with a spoon, brought it to Pei Pei's mouth, and said:

"Good, open your mouth..."

At this time, Pei Pei said dissatisfiedly:
"Will you be my child?"

But she still opened her mouth obediently, and swallowed the spoonful of red dates, white fungus and lotus seeds that Tian Yunxiao fed her in one gulp.

Then said:

"It smells so good..."

……

After the two had finished their meal, Tian Yunxiao supported Pei Pei back to the bed and wanted to continue to rest.

At this time, when Pei Pei saw the little plum blossoms on the bed, he felt a little disgusted and said:

"Old Tian, ​​call someone to change the sheets, this sheet is dirty."

Tian Yunxiao said with a smirk on his face at this time:

"It's okay for someone to get a new bed sheet, but I want to keep this bed sheet as a collection."

Pei Pei was ashamed to hear this, and said:
"You hate~"

……

After a while, Tian Yunxiao called the waiter to lay a new bed sheet, and bought the old bed sheet, then cut off the part printed with plum blossoms, folded it, and put it away.

Seeing this move, Pei Pei was extremely ashamed, and wished he could get in through the cracks in the ground.

Seeing Pei Pei's appearance, Tian Yunxiao quickly comforted him:

"Baby, don't be shy, this proves that you are a good girl, otherwise, there would be no chance of falling red."

Pei Pei immediately angrily said:

"You still said?"

Tian Yunxiao quickly said:
"I won't say it, I won't say it~"

……

After Pei Pei lay down, Tian Yunxiao took his computer and came over.

Then he wanted to log in to his penguin first, and said:

"I asked for a day off yesterday, and today I have to work hard to code words. What I say today must be changed to [-] a day... Forget it, it's still [-]... No, it's still [-]... Well, after all, the limit of the human body is [-]." thousand words~
I'm a human being, not a monster, and I can't break the limit of the human body. I'd better change it four thousand times a day. "

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's oath, Pei Pei burst out laughing.

Said:

"My old Tian, ​​I heard you being ruthless, I thought you were really going to rise today, but the result is still four thousand a day?
Alas, you are hopeless, you are simply too lazy~"

After hearing what Pei Pei said to him at this time, Tian Yunxiao retorted plausibly:

"Honey, if I can keep updating [-] words a day, I am much more diligent than many authors at Qidian. Many authors at my level in Qidian stop updating every single one of them, and they don't even ask for a vacation."

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's sophistry, Pei Pei said:

"My dear Lao Tian, ​​do you think that if I don't write novels, I don't know about Qidian's situation?
What you said was a few years ago. Before [-], a writer who can maintain a daily update of [-] words can be considered very hardworking.

But since the incident on the Chinese website started on May [-], [-] (what happened in the book is not allowed to be written, Lao Tian was reported again because of what happened, but ordinary readers Everyone should know, even if you don’t know, you can find it by searching), Qidian Chinese website has revised the welfare system.

As long as you change 500 yuan a day, no matter how bad your grades are, you can enjoy full attendance benefits of [-] yuan per month for three months.

Now even the great master Platinum can basically guarantee to update [-] words every day.

Even the new book of the ominous red-haired old monster in his later years is updated by [-] every day, but you are getting [-] a day?

What are you lazy? "

Tian Yunxiao was a little annoyed by Pei Pei's words, but it was really hard to refute, so he said to Pei Pei:

"Okay, okay, baby, don't worry about my code words anymore, if you keep talking, I'm going to make a big move~"

Pei Pei was dumbfounded by what Tian Yunxiao said at this time, and said:

"Big move? What kind of big move?"

"Ah, don't"

……

The process is brief, I know that you don’t like to read details, so I omitted the paid content of [-] words...

……

An hour later, Tian Yunxiao looked at Pei Pei who was lying on the bed unable to move with satisfaction, and said:

"Baby, do you know what my ultimate move is now?
Do you care about my updates? "

Pei Pei said weakly at this moment:
"Bastard, why are you so strong?

Wasn't one night enough last night?They are all swollen, don't you know how to feel sorry for them? "

At this time Tian Yunxiao also felt a little guilty, so he said:
"Okay, baby, I won't touch you tonight, okay? Let you take a good rest~"

After hearing this, Pei Pei said:

"That's about the same, let's make an agreement, don't touch me tonight~"

Tian Yunxiao nodded quickly: "Mmmm~Okay~"

……

After Tian Yunxiao agreed to Pei Pei's request, he picked up the computer again and logged in to the Penguin account that he opened but didn't click to log in just now.

As a result, he had just logged into Penguin when he heard the computer start beeping.

So he clicked on the blinking icon in the lower right corner of the computer.

Click to open and find that several authors in the author group I added are in Aite him.

Elder Sister Xiaolu: "@Uncle Tian next door, Brother Tian, ​​why did you have another woman behind my back?"

Elder Sister Xiaolu: "@展块田大ye, am I not beautiful or not cute? Why did you abandon me~ woo woo woo"

Sister Xiaolu: "Hold back the choking.jpg"

Tian Yunxiao was confused by these few words, and quickly typed a question mark on the keyboard.

Uncle Tian next door: "?"

Then hit the keyboard to type again.

Uncle Tian next door: "Are you talking about gods and demons? Little sister, this is no nonsense, Baoyou."

At this time, Xiaolu, a 20-year-old girl from Pengcheng City, Eastern Guangdong Province, showed a sly smile after seeing Tian Yunxiao's reply.

Then he hit the keyboard and typed a reply.

Elder Sister Xiaolu: "Brother Tian, ​​you scumbag, why didn't you update yesterday? You scumbag~ I opened a good room and called you yesterday, but you didn't answer, scumbag~ scumbag~ scumbag~"

Sister Xiaolu: "If you have the ability to write a book, don't ask for leave if you have the ability?"

Sister Xiaolu: "Don't you know that a qualified writer has no love? Scumbag~"

At this time, Tian Yunxiao was dumbfounded by Xiaolu's accusation, and the authors in the group also booed out of fear that the world would not be chaotic.

Uncle Wolf with thick eyebrows and small eyes: "Shocked, a certain Platinum Writer, on Valentine's Day, competed against an unknown female writer, and did something so inferior to a beast?"

Brother Yan with a weak body and a strong will: "Pass it on, the gods of the fields are not as good as animals~"

Protect my dog: "Pass it on, God Tian is a beast~"

Nanmu refill: "Pass it on, God Tian abandons his wife and son~"

Tian Yunxiao was convinced by the writers in the group at this time. He knew that the best choice at this time was to remain silent and ignore them. It would not take a while, and if someone raised another topic, he would The attention was diverted.

But when he opened the group, he wanted to find someone to open the room code, not to continue to watch the group of people in the group spread rumors about him here.

So he opened a code word room.

Uncle Tian next door: "Uncle Tian next door invites you to melon spelling, goal: 10000 words, room number: become a god with one book."

Uncle Tian next door: "Hurry up and become a god with a book, I have entered the room to code~"

Tian Yunxiao just sent this message.

Uncle wolf with thick eyebrows and small eyes: "God Tian, ​​did you break the ten-thousand-character room? 0"

Uncle wolf with thick eyebrows and small eyes: "Or, are you about to rise? Do you want to be ten thousand?"

Tian Yunxiao saw that the author in the group asked him this, and before he could reply, he saw several authors in the group who were familiar with him, and they explained for him one after another.

Brother Yan with a weak body and a strong will: "God Wolf, you are superficial. When did God Tian break the house?"

Handicapped and strong, Xiaoyan brother: "Tian Shen has always just opened the house and ignored it, you don't know that?"

Uncle Wolf with thick eyebrows and small eyes: "I'm really not sure about this, after all, I just joined the group not long ago."

Uncle Wolf with thick eyebrows and small eyes: "The co-author Tian Shen is the landlord~"

Tian Yunxiao couldn't help seeing the authors in the group slandering him.

Uncle Tian next door: "What do you mean I have never broken a house?"

Uncle Tian next door: "Didn't I often break houses in the past?"

Uncle Tian next door: "I have broken down at least twenty houses~"

It's fine if Tian Yunxiao doesn't say that.As a result, his words came out.

Several big boutiques in the group and Wanding authors couldn't stand it anymore.

Yeying Lianji: "Master Tian. How do you have the face to say such a thing?"

Yeying Lianji: "Twenty rooms, at most it's just my 20-day supply, how dare you say that?"

This is very scientific: "There is no way, brother chicken, we are getting thousands of dollars every day, and it is not as much money as Lao Tian earns by updating [-] words every day."

Tian Yunxiao didn't know what to say at this time, so he ignored the group of authors.

Switched to the room he just opened in Melon Codeword.

Then he said very soberly:

"It's a good thing I didn't continue to flirt with them. Good guy, there are so many pussies sneaking in the room."

I only saw the display on the code word room he just opened.

"Welcome Shenhuang to the spelling room."

"Welcome the cute one and two Shuai Bubu into the spelling room."

"Welcome Harmless Dandan to the spelling room."

……

Tian Yunxi was startled when he saw that these punks had all run to his room.

Quickly kicked these rolls out of the room.

Then it started up without waiting for the room to automatically open when the time came.

Then click on the author group.

Uncle Tian next door: "@神凤@喜欢一二帅布布@人物无harm·Dandan, Wucao, why did you three cunts run to my room without making a sound?"

Uncle Tian next door: "Fortunately, I found out quickly, otherwise it would be worth it?"

Shenhuang: "You guys, didn't you agree that you would chat with God Tian to distract him, and then the rest of us would sneak into his room, and after his room was opened, we wouldn't be able to kick people~ Teach Tian God a lesson, Did you tell him not to ask for leave indiscriminately in the future? How could he find out so quickly? You can't do it~"

Yeying Lianji: "Oh, thank you, seeing what Lao Tian said, I became angry, and I couldn't help but want to hate him, and I was so speechless that I shifted my attention."

After Tian Yunxiao saw the conversation among the writers in the group, he quickly tapped the keyboard to type.

Uncle Tian next door: "Good guy, you guys don't code words, are you playing the art of war?"

Uncle Tian next door: "Why don't you let me build the plank road and secretly hide Chencang? Fortunately, I am as witty as I am, and I saw it through~"

(End of this chapter)