In order to urge more, I infiltrated the author group

Chapter 3 The Clown Is Actually Myself

As soon as the red envelopes were sent out, the group became even more lively in an instant.

First, the screen is full of "The author does not cry, stick it"

Then the screen is full of "Thank you boss, boss atmosphere.jpg" "Thank you.jpg"

After a while, the screen was full of "wrong billion"

At this time the author spoke.

Prompting ink into a book: "Thank you boss, the boss is generous, please rest assured that I will not be a eunuch."

After Tian Yunxiao saw this sentence, he sneered and typed on the keyboard.

Uncle Tian next door: "You can't just listen to your guarantee. I've seen too many authors who keep saying that they will never be eunuchs."

Uncle Tian next door: "There are so many guarantees that they will be cut in a few days. If I hadn't read the history of your last book, I would never believe your nonsense."

Inspired to write a book: "Boss, please rest assured, my coding is a part-time job, and my income from my job is much higher than that of coding. I don't count on this to get a living, so grades don't matter."

Constant as the day: "Fuck, boss, your grades in this book are so good that it's outrageous to be a part-time job."

At this time, Tian Yunxiao saw this Sun Zhiheng and said that the book was a good grade, and popped up in his head? ? ?Three question marks.

Uncle Tian next door: "Is the author doing well in this book?"

As constant as the sun: "The boss's book has been published in Sanjiang, what do you think?"

Tian Yunxiao was instantly surprised when he saw these words that were as constant as the sun.

Uncle Tian next door: "This book went to Sanjiang???"

In order to emphasize, he also added three question marks after this sentence, because the Sanjiang list can now be said to be the recommended position with the highest gold content in the new book issue on Qidian.

Because Qidian's current recommendation rules are all based on follow-up, and only if the follow-up is high enough can you advance to the next round of recommendation.

And if you want to get on the Sanjiang list, you need to get out of the channel first, and compete with books from other channels to advance to Sanjiang.

Basically, being able to read Sanjiang's book means that readers like it very much, and then he clicked on the milestone of this book, and it really read:

On March 2021, 03, it was recommended by Sanjiang Channel.

Tian Yunxiao saw that this was actually true, so he typed.

Uncle Tian next door: "Author, how much do you pay for a month's manuscript? @拍墨成书"

Prompting ink to make a book: "The shelf time of this book is not well controlled, it is late, and there is no first-order high-quality goods, so there are not many, about 1 a month."

When Tian Yunxiao saw the income mentioned by the author, and it was a part-time job, the income of his job was much higher than this, and his defense was instantly broken.

Uncle Tian next door: "The clown is actually me.jpg"

Uncle Tian next door: "The Dogecoin author hurry up and update!"

Prompting ink into a book: "Didn't I update today?"

Seeing that the Dogecoin author was still stubborn, Tian Yunxiao was furious, his eyes widened, and he tapped hard on the keyboard.

Uncle Tian next door: "You have the nerve to say it! The two updated chapters add up to only 4000 words. It's too short and weak!"

What Tian Yunxiao didn't expect was that the Dogecoin author actually dared to talk stubbornly.

Inspired to write a book: "Do you know what the limit of the human body is! 4000 words is the limit of the human body, do you understand?"

At this time, a newcomer suddenly joined the group, and the application for entering the group was written as follows:

Hello everyone, I'm Xi Ruo, a Leo woman from XJ.

The silly group friends in the group were all moved when they saw the girl coming, and the author started to take the lead, and the screen was filled with "Welcome.jpg" in an instant

Seeing this situation, Tian Yunxiao said disdainfully, "Lick the dog".

Then in the chat box, "Welcome newcomers, we will be a family when we come. jpg".

This girl was probably a little frightened when she saw this group of animals, as if she had never seen a woman before.

I didn't speak for a long time, and waited for a while until the atmosphere in the group became a little colder.

Suddenly, a lucky red envelope popped up directly in the group, which said thank you for your welcome.

So Tian Yunxiao immediately clicked on the red envelope, "Haha, I snatched more than three yuan!"

At this time, the full screen began to swipe the screen again, "Thank you boss.jpg" and "Wrong billion"

Ye Luo passed away with the wind: "Fuck, what kind of shit luck are you, dog author!!! You have robbed so many..."

When Tian Yunxiao saw the words Ye Luo Gone with the Wind, he opened the red envelope he had just grabbed curiously.

I only saw a head with a penguin hanging upside down, and it said I'm the best luck, stars in the wind, 18.35 yuan.

Tian Yunxiao felt very familiar when he saw this name at this time. Isn't this the silly group friend who asked for a picture in the white NO.13 group today?

In order to avoid admitting mistakes, he opened the white NO.13 book friend group and typed @风中, just after typing two words, he popped out @风中星chen.

Then he opened the penguin profile of this group of friends, and then used his mobile phone to open the profile panel of the dog author just now, and compared them with each other.

"Damn it, it's actually the same person." The key is that this group of friends often bubbles up in the white NO.13 book friend group, and occasionally faces off against the group of friends.

So he hit the keyboard.

Uncle Tian next door: "@风中星星"

Stars in the Wind: "?"

At this time, Tian Yunxiao saw that the dog author actually had the nerve to put a question mark, so he began to type on the keyboard frantically at a speed that could cause cramps.

Uncle Tian next door: "You still have the nerve to post it? You are a short, weak and love to break up the dog author!!!"

At this time, other group friends in this group were curious @起田云小, and asked, "Master, what's the matter?"

Uncle Tian next door: "It's nothing, I just found out today that the author of a book I've been chasing is actually a group friend in our group!"

The group of friends: "Master, what is the title of the book? It seems that the writing is good, and it will make you like it."

Tian Yunxiao then typed out the title of the book, and then returned to the previous one without changing the group.

I took a screenshot of the red envelope sent by that girl and forwarded it to this large group of more than 1000 people.

Uncle Tian next door: "picture.jpg"

Uncle Tian next door: "Look, if it weren't for the red envelope, I haven't found it yet."

At this time, a group of friends said: "No wonder it was exposed, such a big red envelope would be exposed if it were me."

What made Tian Yunxiao even more angry was that the Dogecoin author was still talking in the group at this time.

Xingchen in the wind: "I recognized the uncle as soon as he entered the group, but I didn't expect him to not recognize it. Who do you blame? This is not the first red envelope grabbed today, the uncle also sent out one today!"

Immediately, a group of friends in the group booed one after another, "Master, give out red envelopes! Give out red envelopes!"

Reluctantly, Tian Yunxiao began to pretend to be dead.

At this moment, Tian Yunxiao's penguin made a "dididi" sound.

He opened the penguin and saw that the dog author had come to add him as a friend.

Tian Yunxiao thought secretly, why does this dog beat me?But it was passed honestly.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the Dogecoin author added him as a friend, he would say to him: "Sao Nian, are you here to write a book?"

After Tian Yunxiao saw the words of the Dogecoin author, he curled his lips to show his disdain, then hit the keyboard and typed a paragraph
"Writing a book? Doesn't it matter if you have hands?" After typing, I sent it out without thinking. Unexpectedly, a voice suddenly came from my mind.

"Ding, congratulations to the host, the web text reminder system has been bound."

　Now that the answer is revealed, the fifth-level boss is Jiang Gongzi Abao, Sister Bao, and Laotian is chasing after his serial works every day. If you are not familiar with Sister Bao, then brothers must have heard of Sister Bao’s other work. A vest, rafting and writing lyrics, the great thief YYDS.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)