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Chapter 48 Do you have the ability to make a phone call? (Add updates to the aalala2021 rudder)

The coquettish Abao: "If you have the ability, come to the room of Block *, Block *, Paris Garden, Puhui District, Shanghai, and come to see me? See if you cut it or not, and you're done."

(This address was completely made up by Lao Tian, ​​and Lao Tian doesn't even know if there is such a place in Modu in reality.)
Tian Yunxiao saw the tone of this man's speech, and thought, "Oh? You're still a Northeast brother? Then I have to fight back in Northeast dialect, otherwise he can't understand my dialect, so I'm scolding for nothing!"

Then he continued to provoke, "Little brat, do you have the ability to make a call?"

I saw that the man on the opposite side, who was suspected to be from the Northeast, really had a violent temper from the Northeast. Just after Tian Yunxiao finished speaking, he sent a series of numbers.

"Hey, from the Northeast? 133XXXXXXXX, just do it if you don't accept it, see if I can do it for you, Zhang Fei will be done!"

Tian Yunxiao was a little dazed, shit, he knew all these words, but what does it mean to put them together?

Isn't Zhang Fei riding the famous horse Wuyun Treading Snow? Why did he break the horse?

I can't understand this, how can I fight back?Ah, by the way, the old Specter is from the Northeast, just ask him!
Uncle Tian next door: "Is there any Northeast dialect similar to Po Ma Zhang Fei?"

Hui Yao Yougui: "Yes, woo woo circle, why are you asking this?"

Of course, Tian Yunxiao is embarrassed to say that he is learning Northeast dialect, so he can just say a few words and let it go

Then he said confidently to the coquettish A Bao: "You don't need to fight with me, I have to do you a lot when we meet!"

A Bao on the opposite side of the screen was stunned: "Fuck, what do you mean by the circles? My wife didn't teach me? No, I can't lose this position!"

A Bao: "Daughter-in-law, what do you mean by whining circles?"

I only heard a sweet voice utter a sentence that didn't fit the sound line: "It's just blah blah!"

A Bao: "Okay!"

The coquettish Abao: "Don't pretend to be me, if you don't accept it, come to Shanghai, and if you don't make it up for you, call me your surname!"

Tian Yunxiao thought to himself: "Ah, is Northeast dialect so difficult? Why is it that I have never heard of a random sentence? Find the old ghost!"

Tian Yunxiao: "Is there any Northeast dialect that is similar to Zhajihuhu?"

Huiyao Yougui: "Isn't that just a whining circle? Why don't you leave it with me?"

Tian Yunxiao thought: "...Fuck, MD, I can't pretend anymore, please help!"

Tian Yunxiao immediately told the old Huiyao ghost about the confrontation with netizens, but the old Huiyao ghost laughed out loud.

Huiyao Yougui: "Damn it, hahahaha, I laughed so hard, the other side is also a gangster!"

Uncle Tian next door: "What do you mean by the hands of the second and fifth sons, the second and fifth sons?"

Huiyao ghost: "" Hahaha, forget it, I don't understand you, if you are like this, just answer him [Your player who can't pass level 4 in Northeast dialect, you still show off your skills with me, you know you Does the level count in our Northeast?illiteracy! 】”

Tian Yunxiao didn't suspect him, so he forwarded it directly.

Abao was dumbfounded: "Daughter-in-law, someone provoked me, I can't handle it!"

The owner of that sweet voice came to Abao's side in three steps and two steps at a time: "What are you talking about, show me!"

After a while, the sweet voice said: "Oh, I'll go, the opposite side is also a second-five son, this can still scare you, get up, I'll come!"

The woman pushed Abao away, and tapped the keyboard lightly with bare hands: "How dare you talk crookedly at the level of your poor Maha? The game is so watery, and the Northeast dialect is like watery crotch diapers. Northeast silver makes you bald." Lum up, do you still feel that you are very energetic when you eat your stomach?"

Tian Yunxiao was completely confused, so he could only take a screenshot for the old Huiyao ghost.

Unexpectedly, the old ghost of Huiyao replied directly: "Fuck, you can't deal with a stubble, come on, what I post, you copy what, brother breaks his head with him personally!"

In this way, a Qilu native and an Huiwan native, with the help of two Northeast natives, crazily sparred in Northeast dialect for 10 minutes!
The two parties simply displayed the essence of Northeast culture in its entirety!
After spraying, Tian Yunxiao and A Bao in front of the screen had long since lost their heart for spraying each other, and what they had was just a heart full of yearning for Northeast culture!

After the woman and the old Huiyao ghost had a good time spraying, tired of spraying, and retreated, Tian Yunxiao and Abao finally spoke to each other: "Brother's cultural attainments in Northeast China are extensive and profound! Brothers admire! Come to Qilu to play when you have time, brother!" I invite you to eat!"

"Cheng Rang, brother, don't be humble, your level of Northeast dialect also makes me yearn for it! If you come to Shanghai, remember to call brother."

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The next morning.

Tian Yunxiao didn't open the room until after six o'clock in the evening as usual, and then shouted code words in the author group.

Uncle Tian next door: "Uncle Tian next door invites you to Chenggua Spelling, goal: 6000 words, room number: feeling uneasy."

Ah Bao, who is about to go on sale: "Here we come, we come."

Binghuo: "God Tian, ​​are you raising fish again? Six thousand? Do you look down on me? Change it to ten thousand! It won't break me to eat ten catties of shit."

Tian Yunxiao thought that Binghuo was going to cheat again.

However, because he saw that his reputation in the past few days was not bad, he believed his words, and then silently changed the room number to eight thousand characters.

"Damn, I'm exhausted. Finally, I finished coding these [-] characters in more than two hours."

At this time, he saw that Binghuo had coded more than 300 characters.

And the word count is still rising.

I thought to myself, "Is this Binghuo's reputation okay now? It's no longer a cheater."

So I typed in the group chat.

Uncle Tian next door: "@冰火,冰火神, this room is left for you to break? I will vacate first."

Binghuo: "Okay, Tian Shen, you should withdraw first."

So Tian Yunxiao checked the manuscript and published it.

At this time, I saw that the time was more than 10:30.

I thought to myself, "I have to go to bed early tonight. The liver is not good. Now I stay up late every day. The damage to my body is simply too great."

So I thought about turning off the computer and lying in bed to sleep. You must know that in the north where the outdoor temperature is already below zero in November, lying on the bed in a house where you only need to wear a jersey and don’t feel the cold is a very important thing. happy thing.

This kind of happiness cannot be experienced by friends in the south.

But lying on the bed felt unable to fall asleep.

So he picked up his phone and clicked on Penguin.

First, I clicked on my book friend group.

It actually made him find a very familiar person again.

The stars in the wind: "99+ don't have any pictures, are you gay.gif"

When Tian Yunxiao saw the very familiar head of the penguin hanging upside down, he instantly felt a little confused.

I thought to myself, "Isn't this old reminder? How can I see him asking for pictures everywhere? When did he come to my group, it's outrageous!"

Love to eat orange peel: "沉图.jpg"

Love to eat orange peel: "沉图.jpg"

Love to eat orange peel: "沉图.jpg"

……

……

After 2 minutes of silence in the group.

The stars in the wind: "That's it? Another hundred million points!"

Seeing this, Tian Yunxiao thought to himself, "This old reminder is really coquettish!"

Love to eat orange peel was banned by the administrator for 24 hours.

Stars in the Wind was banned for 24 hours by the administrator.

At this moment, the sound of "Dididi" sounded frantically on the computer.

Prompt ink into a book: "Old Tian, ​​hurry up and undo my gag/knife"

Catch the ink: "Hurry up/furious"

Seeing this, Tian Yunxiao shut down the penguin, pretended not to know anything, turned his head and went to sleep.

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In a blink of an eye, it was the next day.

After Tian Yunxiao got up, he landed on the penguin first.

Then the rapid sound of "Dididi" sounded on the computer.

He clicked on it, and it turned out that it was the several messages that Lao Cui had left for him yesterday.

So he pretended to be innocent.

Uncle Tian next door: "I don't know! You have been banned? What did you post?"

Urging ink to write a book: "You don't know? Oh! Forget it, it's not a big deal."

When Tian Yunxiao saw Lao Cui's pitiful tone and didn't want to destroy his image in his heart, he leaned forward and backward when he laughed.

But soon he stopped laughing.

Because he opened the orange melon to see if the room he opened last night was broken.

It turned out that Binghuo, who ranked first, jumped off the train after writing 7999 words.

This pissed him off.

So he opened the author group.

Uncle Tian next door: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't open a room from the beginning, if I didn't open a room, Binghuo wouldn't come in, if Binghuo wouldn't come in, I wouldn't change the word count, if I If I don’t change the number of words, then I may have broken the house now, so I don’t have to watch this Binghuo force play like this.”

Uncle Tian next door: "@冰火, didn't you say that you eat shit if you can't break the house? When will you start eating?"

　Thank you Junyou for the 233 rewards, and Xi Ruo for the [-] rewards. I feel that Xi Ruo is joking about Lao Tian, ​​and I don’t know if it is Lao Tian’s illusion.

　　There are two more nights left, today is Lao Tian's mother's birthday, Lao Tian can't even sleep, poor!
　　I originally thought about adding updates after it was put on the shelves, but after thinking about it, it is better to add updates in advance.

　　This chapter was originally intended to be added to Brother Monkey, but after thinking about it, it should be counted on Brother Huang Mao, after all, I don’t know what year it will be the next time I see him online. /Wronged
　　As for the update for Brother Hou, let's wait until it's on the shelves.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)