You made me a superstar
Chapter 465 Pointing at the nose and scolding in the movie?
Chapter 465 Pointing at the nose and scolding in the movie?
When bursts of light flashed on the big screen and the screen of "Sniping the Phone Booth" appeared, many people subconsciously felt a sense of familiarity.
Movie fans can easily recognize that the filming location of this movie is the most prosperous street in Yanjing City, "Huai'an East Street", and it is also one of the few places where there are still "telephone booths".
In the past, Shen Changwei's films, whether they were early rural films or late martial arts films, almost every film had its own unique soundtrack...
But this movie didn't have any soundtrack at all, and the shots were extremely simple, without any artistic sense at all. Chen Kai and others frowned slightly after watching it.
There are many characters, and the noisy street.
Students, the elderly, women, middle-aged men at work...
In the movie, there are all kinds of people, especially the random framing of the movie camera, which looks like a documentary about a modern metropolis.
"It's too rough, but it's normal when you think about it. How good is the lens for a movie that was shot in three days and released in a hurry?"
"Maybe this movie is a movie that smashed its own brand..."
There were whispers of discussion around, and then Shen Jinsong, Cao Bangguo and other directors shook their heads, and looked at Shen Changwei unconsciously.
If you watch it carefully, everyone will find that there is not even a trace of Shen Changwei's movie in the opening credits of "Sniper Phone Booth".
There are no special effects and martial arts feelings of "Heroes", no Chinese ink-like scene descriptions, and no close-up shots that are close to stream of consciousness, and there is not even any "artistic" atmosphere.
The protagonist of the movie, Chen Shuangbao, has changed. The protagonist Chen Shuangbao has changed the image of the bitter and bitter old farmer in "The Bottom of the Mine". He wears sunglasses, a suit and a tie, dressed as a social elite, and is accompanied by a servile assistant.
Although the camera didn't give him too many close-ups, it was easy to distinguish him from other pedestrians.
He was arrogant, full of foul language, extremely lacking in quality, none of the three sentences was true, and he was extremely hypocritical. He answered five or six phone calls, and responded to each call with a different face.
After making the phone call, he handed over all the tedious work to the groveling assistant beside him, scolded him and told him to leave, then he looked around alone, walked towards the phone booth, and dialed the phone, the phone just connected Not long after, he was interrupted by a fat man who delivered pizza. He cursed at the fat man, and finally sent the fat man away and continued to make calls.
"Tingting, let me tell you, I know a lot about directors in this circle, I miss you very much now, a perfect woman like you is simply a screaming work of art..."
"..."
"I know this circle very well. As a public relations director who has been in this industry for more than ten years, I am absolutely sure that I will make you a superstar. You know what a superstar is, right? A mansion worth tens of millions, an endorsement worth hundreds of millions ..."
"..."
"You want to make a movie? OK, no problem. You can choose any of the directors in Huaxia. I know them all well. You want me to give you my opinion? No problem, director Ada? Ada is not as talented as you imagined. , so powerful, although his film participated in the French film festival and won a great award, but since that film, what kind of his film is, one is not as good as the other! And he himself is very narrow-minded, only accepting fans I can't accept criticism and doubts about his praise... I have already piled up a mountain of public relations events about him. Also, this director has always wanted to prove that he is very good, and he can shoot movies without the help of his father. It is admirable, an epoch-making art film, but look, what kind of feathers are being filmed..."
"..."
"Choose director Zhou Yuan? No, no, no, director Zhou Yuan has a crooked ass, drank some foreign ink, and all the movies he made are praising how good overseas is, and how miserable China is. of……"
"..."
"I miss you too, can you come over today, let's talk about the Luminous script, recently I got an awesome script called "Spider-Man"!"
"..."
in the theater.
Chen Kai actually has no interest in "Sniping the Phone Booth".
This time I came here, on the surface it looked like I came to support Zhou Yilin's movie, but in fact I came to watch Shen Changwei's jokes.
How bad is this movie made in three days?
In his back row, many film critics have been arranged to write film reviews while watching the film.
But no one expected that when Chen Shuangbao in the movie walked into the phone booth, his eyes widened!
Especially when he saw Chen Shuangbao on the phone holding the microphone and chatting with the "little lover" on the other end of the phone about those movies in China, he suddenly found that countless filmmakers in the industry turned their heads to look at him.
"French Film Festival" "One film is not as good as one film" "I didn't rely on my father's help to prove that I can make it" "What kind of feathers are filmed"!
When these directional words came out of Chen Shuangbao's mouth, his face turned livid.
This fucking is exposing his shortcomings in front of everyone, making him unable to step down!
"What actors' association? These actors' associations are very easy to join. If you want to join the directors' association, I can join... Actually, the directors' association is not as complicated as you imagined. Do you think professional directors can join the association? No, not at all. No, how many people in the association can really make movies? Their level of shooting is not even as good as me, who works in public relations. Oh, you can see that there are so many bad movies produced every year. Dare to tell you..."
Standing on the seat, Feng Minrui, who was originally watching the movie, suddenly changed his face.
Chen Shuangbao in the movie is really too stinky, not only did he call Chen Kai by name, he even belittled their Huaxia Directors Association!
"Fuck! Is this "Sniper Phone Booth" crazy? Can you say that?"
"The script of this movie was written by Zhou Yang, and he responded in this way..."
"It's so fucking interesting, look at Chen Kai, Chen Kai's face is green now!"
"Damn it, he stood up!"
"He seems to be walking towards Zhou Yang..."
"Mom, are you going to fight?"
"No, no fight!"
"..."
The movie is still playing.
The main character on the screen, Chen Shuangbao, is talking on the phone with his "lover" in a public telephone booth, talking about his love for each other, while smugly talking about many things.
But in the projection hall, under the eyes of everyone, Chen Kai rushed towards Zhou Yang with clenched fists.
When everyone saw Chen Kai grabbing Zhou Yang's collar, they wanted to punch Zhou Yang on the spot, but then they seemed to realize something and put down their fists. After cursing for a while, they turned around and took Feng Minrui and others away.
Zhou Yang tidied up his collar and waved to Chen Kai who was leaving with a smile on his face.
"Director Chen, this story is purely fictitious and has nothing to do with anyone in reality, don't think too much..."
The fans who were close to the two heard the voice, and then looked at Chen Kai, who stopped for a while, and then stared at Zhou Yang: "You wait, you wait with me, I will kill you !"
When everyone saw Chen Kai leave with a livid face and came to the side of Shen Changwei, they seemed to pause again, but saw Shen Changwei nodded at him with a smile on his face, and left without saying anything.
....................................
There was an uproar in the auditorium.
But Zhou Yang sat back on the chair very calmly, straightened his wrinkled collar again, and then turned his head to continue watching the movie.
The script of "Telephone Booth Sniper" is different from the original "Telephone Booth Sniper". It was originally a European and American version, and Zhou Yang's version is naturally a Chinese version.
The main frame remains unchanged, and some important lines that Zhou Yang remembers deeply remain unchanged, but without affecting the main line and the overall atmosphere of the film, some lines of "artistic processing, Chinese characteristics" have been added. After all, the original world " The protagonist of "Sniping the Phone Booth" works as a public relations officer. Because he is a public relations officer, it is normal to know some inside information about the entertainment industry, right?Isn't it more reasonable to show off what you know and cheat a girl with smooth words?
Zhou Yang, who sat down, naturally felt that many eyes were looking at him, and some eyes even mixed with the breath of killing him...
But Zhou Yang didn't care.
[This story is purely fictitious, and the evaluation of anyone is also fictitious].
This sentence is presented in the very conspicuous title of this movie, anyone who knows a little Chinese can see it, right?
Having said that this movie is fiction, why are you angry, Chen Kai?Could it be that I made it up so accidentally that it hurt your heart?
Zhou Yang touched his nose.
The short-lived uproar in the screening hall, and the lines in "Sniping the Phone Booth" made the reporters who squeezed in the aisle very excited, and they all took their notebooks to write quickly, especially after seeing Chen Kai come out, these reporters were even more excited. It was to surround Chen Kai tightly, completely ignoring that Chen Kai's face turned into a pig's liver, and he looked like he wanted to beat someone up.
After the uproar...
Some movie fans are still focused on the movie, and they realize that the movie seems to have begun to enter the "theme".
In the movie, Chen Shuangbao stood in the phone booth and said goodbye to his "lover" regrettably.
Lover couldn't attend his party tonight because of some things...
Just as he picked up the ring and was about to leave, the phone booth rang suddenly.
"When you hear the phone ring, it's probably someone else's phone, but when the phone rings, you pick it up, right?"
"what?"
"I wish you could understand how much you hurt me..."
"who are you?"
"Don't even think about hanging up..."
"you've got the wrong number……"
"Dude, that pizza was so good, you'll really regret not taking his..."
(End of this chapter)
When bursts of light flashed on the big screen and the screen of "Sniping the Phone Booth" appeared, many people subconsciously felt a sense of familiarity.
Movie fans can easily recognize that the filming location of this movie is the most prosperous street in Yanjing City, "Huai'an East Street", and it is also one of the few places where there are still "telephone booths".
In the past, Shen Changwei's films, whether they were early rural films or late martial arts films, almost every film had its own unique soundtrack...
But this movie didn't have any soundtrack at all, and the shots were extremely simple, without any artistic sense at all. Chen Kai and others frowned slightly after watching it.
There are many characters, and the noisy street.
Students, the elderly, women, middle-aged men at work...
In the movie, there are all kinds of people, especially the random framing of the movie camera, which looks like a documentary about a modern metropolis.
"It's too rough, but it's normal when you think about it. How good is the lens for a movie that was shot in three days and released in a hurry?"
"Maybe this movie is a movie that smashed its own brand..."
There were whispers of discussion around, and then Shen Jinsong, Cao Bangguo and other directors shook their heads, and looked at Shen Changwei unconsciously.
If you watch it carefully, everyone will find that there is not even a trace of Shen Changwei's movie in the opening credits of "Sniper Phone Booth".
There are no special effects and martial arts feelings of "Heroes", no Chinese ink-like scene descriptions, and no close-up shots that are close to stream of consciousness, and there is not even any "artistic" atmosphere.
The protagonist of the movie, Chen Shuangbao, has changed. The protagonist Chen Shuangbao has changed the image of the bitter and bitter old farmer in "The Bottom of the Mine". He wears sunglasses, a suit and a tie, dressed as a social elite, and is accompanied by a servile assistant.
Although the camera didn't give him too many close-ups, it was easy to distinguish him from other pedestrians.
He was arrogant, full of foul language, extremely lacking in quality, none of the three sentences was true, and he was extremely hypocritical. He answered five or six phone calls, and responded to each call with a different face.
After making the phone call, he handed over all the tedious work to the groveling assistant beside him, scolded him and told him to leave, then he looked around alone, walked towards the phone booth, and dialed the phone, the phone just connected Not long after, he was interrupted by a fat man who delivered pizza. He cursed at the fat man, and finally sent the fat man away and continued to make calls.
"Tingting, let me tell you, I know a lot about directors in this circle, I miss you very much now, a perfect woman like you is simply a screaming work of art..."
"..."
"I know this circle very well. As a public relations director who has been in this industry for more than ten years, I am absolutely sure that I will make you a superstar. You know what a superstar is, right? A mansion worth tens of millions, an endorsement worth hundreds of millions ..."
"..."
"You want to make a movie? OK, no problem. You can choose any of the directors in Huaxia. I know them all well. You want me to give you my opinion? No problem, director Ada? Ada is not as talented as you imagined. , so powerful, although his film participated in the French film festival and won a great award, but since that film, what kind of his film is, one is not as good as the other! And he himself is very narrow-minded, only accepting fans I can't accept criticism and doubts about his praise... I have already piled up a mountain of public relations events about him. Also, this director has always wanted to prove that he is very good, and he can shoot movies without the help of his father. It is admirable, an epoch-making art film, but look, what kind of feathers are being filmed..."
"..."
"Choose director Zhou Yuan? No, no, no, director Zhou Yuan has a crooked ass, drank some foreign ink, and all the movies he made are praising how good overseas is, and how miserable China is. of……"
"..."
"I miss you too, can you come over today, let's talk about the Luminous script, recently I got an awesome script called "Spider-Man"!"
"..."
in the theater.
Chen Kai actually has no interest in "Sniping the Phone Booth".
This time I came here, on the surface it looked like I came to support Zhou Yilin's movie, but in fact I came to watch Shen Changwei's jokes.
How bad is this movie made in three days?
In his back row, many film critics have been arranged to write film reviews while watching the film.
But no one expected that when Chen Shuangbao in the movie walked into the phone booth, his eyes widened!
Especially when he saw Chen Shuangbao on the phone holding the microphone and chatting with the "little lover" on the other end of the phone about those movies in China, he suddenly found that countless filmmakers in the industry turned their heads to look at him.
"French Film Festival" "One film is not as good as one film" "I didn't rely on my father's help to prove that I can make it" "What kind of feathers are filmed"!
When these directional words came out of Chen Shuangbao's mouth, his face turned livid.
This fucking is exposing his shortcomings in front of everyone, making him unable to step down!
"What actors' association? These actors' associations are very easy to join. If you want to join the directors' association, I can join... Actually, the directors' association is not as complicated as you imagined. Do you think professional directors can join the association? No, not at all. No, how many people in the association can really make movies? Their level of shooting is not even as good as me, who works in public relations. Oh, you can see that there are so many bad movies produced every year. Dare to tell you..."
Standing on the seat, Feng Minrui, who was originally watching the movie, suddenly changed his face.
Chen Shuangbao in the movie is really too stinky, not only did he call Chen Kai by name, he even belittled their Huaxia Directors Association!
"Fuck! Is this "Sniper Phone Booth" crazy? Can you say that?"
"The script of this movie was written by Zhou Yang, and he responded in this way..."
"It's so fucking interesting, look at Chen Kai, Chen Kai's face is green now!"
"Damn it, he stood up!"
"He seems to be walking towards Zhou Yang..."
"Mom, are you going to fight?"
"No, no fight!"
"..."
The movie is still playing.
The main character on the screen, Chen Shuangbao, is talking on the phone with his "lover" in a public telephone booth, talking about his love for each other, while smugly talking about many things.
But in the projection hall, under the eyes of everyone, Chen Kai rushed towards Zhou Yang with clenched fists.
When everyone saw Chen Kai grabbing Zhou Yang's collar, they wanted to punch Zhou Yang on the spot, but then they seemed to realize something and put down their fists. After cursing for a while, they turned around and took Feng Minrui and others away.
Zhou Yang tidied up his collar and waved to Chen Kai who was leaving with a smile on his face.
"Director Chen, this story is purely fictitious and has nothing to do with anyone in reality, don't think too much..."
The fans who were close to the two heard the voice, and then looked at Chen Kai, who stopped for a while, and then stared at Zhou Yang: "You wait, you wait with me, I will kill you !"
When everyone saw Chen Kai leave with a livid face and came to the side of Shen Changwei, they seemed to pause again, but saw Shen Changwei nodded at him with a smile on his face, and left without saying anything.
....................................
There was an uproar in the auditorium.
But Zhou Yang sat back on the chair very calmly, straightened his wrinkled collar again, and then turned his head to continue watching the movie.
The script of "Telephone Booth Sniper" is different from the original "Telephone Booth Sniper". It was originally a European and American version, and Zhou Yang's version is naturally a Chinese version.
The main frame remains unchanged, and some important lines that Zhou Yang remembers deeply remain unchanged, but without affecting the main line and the overall atmosphere of the film, some lines of "artistic processing, Chinese characteristics" have been added. After all, the original world " The protagonist of "Sniping the Phone Booth" works as a public relations officer. Because he is a public relations officer, it is normal to know some inside information about the entertainment industry, right?Isn't it more reasonable to show off what you know and cheat a girl with smooth words?
Zhou Yang, who sat down, naturally felt that many eyes were looking at him, and some eyes even mixed with the breath of killing him...
But Zhou Yang didn't care.
[This story is purely fictitious, and the evaluation of anyone is also fictitious].
This sentence is presented in the very conspicuous title of this movie, anyone who knows a little Chinese can see it, right?
Having said that this movie is fiction, why are you angry, Chen Kai?Could it be that I made it up so accidentally that it hurt your heart?
Zhou Yang touched his nose.
The short-lived uproar in the screening hall, and the lines in "Sniping the Phone Booth" made the reporters who squeezed in the aisle very excited, and they all took their notebooks to write quickly, especially after seeing Chen Kai come out, these reporters were even more excited. It was to surround Chen Kai tightly, completely ignoring that Chen Kai's face turned into a pig's liver, and he looked like he wanted to beat someone up.
After the uproar...
Some movie fans are still focused on the movie, and they realize that the movie seems to have begun to enter the "theme".
In the movie, Chen Shuangbao stood in the phone booth and said goodbye to his "lover" regrettably.
Lover couldn't attend his party tonight because of some things...
Just as he picked up the ring and was about to leave, the phone booth rang suddenly.
"When you hear the phone ring, it's probably someone else's phone, but when the phone rings, you pick it up, right?"
"what?"
"I wish you could understand how much you hurt me..."
"who are you?"
"Don't even think about hanging up..."
"you've got the wrong number……"
"Dude, that pizza was so good, you'll really regret not taking his..."
(End of this chapter)
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