I have a big problem with my achievement system
Chapter 160 Teaching
Chapter 160 Teaching
Chen Mo sank back into the ground with the confinement room.
"Hey hey hey~ I made a new friend~ la la la ~"
He looked at the little finger that he had hooked Ji Ruo just now, and felt happy no matter how he looked at it.
But after a while.
Chen Mo's face suddenly darkened.
"Pull the hook? Bah! It's a trick to deceive children. I have lived for so many years, will I be fooled? Shit! I don't need any friends. I want to accept younger brothers, and I want blood to make alliances! I want to be the boss!"
Chen Mo looked at the door of the confinement room that had never been closed, and smiled sinisterly.
"It's coming soon, the young master will be able to go out soon, dog Chen Zai, you wait for the young master!"
Yin smiled for a while, Chen Mo rubbed his stiff cheeks, took out his half-finished ID card, and scratched his head: "What's the problem? Why can't my master's ID card be used?"
After thinking for a while, Chen Mo hooked the semi-finished identity card with his little finger, and said in a low voice, "Pull the hook, hang yourself, 100 years, don't change it~ It's so fun."
Ji Ruo greeted the dormitory auntie and went back to the dormitory.
"Ji Ruo, how is it? Has the matter been resolved?" Liang Shixian, who had already returned to the dormitory, asked.
"Well, it's settled."
"It's fine if it's resolved." Liang Shixian didn't ask too much, and instead said: "By the way, we played a day of club ranking competition today, and what you said before inspired them a lot. The performance is not bad. The biggest gain is that when everyone is fighting now, they will subconsciously find ways to take advantage of the environmental conditions in the battlefield.
There is just one thing, because everyone has an indelible fragrance of vegetables, and we cannot hide ourselves well, so we are often discovered in advance when we are ambushing our opponents."
Ji Ruo stayed in the confinement room for most of the day, and the Wuxiang Mala Group was not idle, they had been playing club ranking battles.
Liang Shixian reported today's battle to Ji Ruo. After Ji Ruo opened the door to the new world, the performance of 'Sixteen Dishes' was very good.
Although thinking still has certain limitations and cannot be compared with Ji Ruo at all, it is much better than before.
Although there are more losses than wins, everyone has gained.
They have only just entered school for a few days, and they even opened up their energy channels because of Ji Ruo on the day of enrollment.
The other clubs haven't started recruiting new members yet, so it's already very good that the Wuxiang Mala Club has a chance to win.
After all, what they have to face is the seniors and sisters of the No. [-] Martial Arts School.
Therefore, even if you lose more and win less, the members of the Wuxiang Mala Group are still enthusiastic - that's the seniors and sisters!
"Is it because of the smell of food on my body that I lost so many times?" Ji Ruo was a little surprised: "This can also expose yourself in an ambush?"
Liang Shixian was stunned for a moment: "After all, the battlefield is in a primitive environment. It's so strange to suddenly have the smell of 'green pepper fried pork' and 'braised pork'."
"Won't you use this as a condition to set up a trap?"
Liang Shixian: "?"
Ji Ruo spread his hands: "The simplest point is to smear the feces excreted by the simulated monsters in the battlefield on your body, or lie directly in the feces and pretend to be feces.
Under normal circumstances, monsters would only excrete feces within their own territory. By analyzing the properties of the feces, not only could it be roughly determined what kind of monster the feces came from, but they could also use the feces to hide themselves with the smell of monsters.
Using this knowledge point in reverse, you can ambush.
If it's really in the wild and can rely on this method to get shelter, it's a bit dirty, but if you can survive, who cares about it? "
"But." Liang Shixian said hesitantly, "Even demon feces can't completely cover the smell left by your palm! If you use feces to cover your own smell, it will make the smell of feces very strange!"
Liang Shixian tried this method, so he knew it so clearly.
"I know, but, what's the problem?" Ji Ruo rolled his eyes: "Can't monsters eat bad stomachs? It's reasonable to poop some strange-smelling poop after eating bad stomachs?"
"Ah, here." Liang Shixian was stunned.
Ji Ruo presented the facts and reasoned: "If you were really lying in the poop all the time, among other things, monitor, would you go to check the composition because of the smell of a lump of demon feces?"
Liang Shixian thought for a while, and said, "No, I won't."
"Then it's over!" Ji Ruoyi clapped his hands and said, "There is a strong smell on your body, the easiest way is to lie in the poop and cover most of your own smell with the smell of poop.
In this way, when someone passes by you, suddenly violently, you can catch the opponent by surprise. As far as the current club ranking tournament is concerned, it is seniors, but no matter what seniors they are, they are still students. If you really Lying in poop, do you think they're going to pick it up?
In all fairness, if it were you, would you be idle and free to pick things up?
The squad leader you just told me about the few battles, in fact, there were several times where you didn't have to lose. You could have won, but you just couldn't let go of your shame. Why did you fail because of the strong body odor?nonsense!
What if all this is true?What if all this didn't happen in a simulated battlefield?Lie in the poop or survive, which would you choose? "
Liang Shixian fell into deep thought, and after a while, he sighed and said, "Ji Ruo, you are right, our thinking is too limited."
Ji Ruo continued: "Even if you can't save face and lie in the poop, you can still make a simple platter of those plants in the woods.
Take some plants that are a little more suitable and pile them into a pile, so that they look like a dish from a distance, and then you hide in the tree next to you, ready to go... Will you sneak attack? "
Ji Ruo gave several examples in a row, and Liang Shixian became more and more ashamed the more he heard.
"Ji Ruo, how did you come up with so many methods?" Liang Shixian said with a look of admiration, "These methods are useful or useful, but almost all of them take advantage of people's shame... Yes, everyone is still a student, we Feeling ashamed, the opponent's heart must not be much better, why can't I think of it..."
"It's so simple." Ji Ruo said nonchalantly, "Think about it in reverse, and take the things you dislike very much as a plan, isn't it all right?
I'm just planning briefly, and I won't really do it.
Lying in poop or something, how dirty. "
Liang Shixian: "?"
After talking so much, you finally said that you would not do this?
"Squad leader, why are you looking at me like that?" Ji Ruo said in surprise, "You think I can't beat those seniors? Only when I can't beat them will I think of ways to play tricks!"
Liang Shixian: "..."
"Haha, I'm just kidding~ If there is really no other way, there is nothing wrong with doing it this way...Well, after everyone finishes class tomorrow, we can continue to play the ranking battle, and I will lead it myself."
Liang Shixian glanced at Ji Ruo, and then directly edited a group announcement in the group chat of the community, and at the same time posted several examples of Ji Ruo in the group.
After thinking about it, the members of the Spicy Spicy Group were astonished at Ji Ruo's several plans that did not consider the face of the individual or the team at all. After careful consideration, they responded like a wave.
So in the next few days, Ji Ruo led the members of the Wuxiang Mala Group to spend all their spare time in the club ranking competition.
Not to mention, that completely shameless style of play really made them famous.
Of course, members usually have to attend classes, so when Ji Ruo is free, he either plays single-player simulation battles or chats with Chen Mo.
He found a very miraculous thing, that is, there seems to be no upper limit for the "little red flowers" that Chen Mo gave him. Chen Mo alone gave Ji Ruo dozens of little red flowers in a few days.
And Rosie also gradually became familiar with Chen Mo during this process. Usually, when Ji Ruo led the members to fight mock battles, this little guy would stay in Chen Mo's confinement room and play with Chen Mo.
Even Rosie became Chen Mo's teacher, teaching Chen Mo to read and write——
"Oh, why are you so stupid! Tell you that this word is not written like this!"
Rosie slapped Chen Mo on the head angrily.
Unlike Ji Ruo, Luo Xi seemed to be able to contact Chen Mo normally.
This little guy occasionally drools while staring at Chen Mo's limbs...
Chen Mo, who was slapped, smiled, but he was not angry, and said, "I'm sorry, Teacher Luoxi, I'm a big idiot, you have a lot of kittens, why don't you teach me carefully?"
"Okay, okay!" Rosie was very happy when she was called the teacher.
……
(End of this chapter)
Chen Mo sank back into the ground with the confinement room.
"Hey hey hey~ I made a new friend~ la la la ~"
He looked at the little finger that he had hooked Ji Ruo just now, and felt happy no matter how he looked at it.
But after a while.
Chen Mo's face suddenly darkened.
"Pull the hook? Bah! It's a trick to deceive children. I have lived for so many years, will I be fooled? Shit! I don't need any friends. I want to accept younger brothers, and I want blood to make alliances! I want to be the boss!"
Chen Mo looked at the door of the confinement room that had never been closed, and smiled sinisterly.
"It's coming soon, the young master will be able to go out soon, dog Chen Zai, you wait for the young master!"
Yin smiled for a while, Chen Mo rubbed his stiff cheeks, took out his half-finished ID card, and scratched his head: "What's the problem? Why can't my master's ID card be used?"
After thinking for a while, Chen Mo hooked the semi-finished identity card with his little finger, and said in a low voice, "Pull the hook, hang yourself, 100 years, don't change it~ It's so fun."
Ji Ruo greeted the dormitory auntie and went back to the dormitory.
"Ji Ruo, how is it? Has the matter been resolved?" Liang Shixian, who had already returned to the dormitory, asked.
"Well, it's settled."
"It's fine if it's resolved." Liang Shixian didn't ask too much, and instead said: "By the way, we played a day of club ranking competition today, and what you said before inspired them a lot. The performance is not bad. The biggest gain is that when everyone is fighting now, they will subconsciously find ways to take advantage of the environmental conditions in the battlefield.
There is just one thing, because everyone has an indelible fragrance of vegetables, and we cannot hide ourselves well, so we are often discovered in advance when we are ambushing our opponents."
Ji Ruo stayed in the confinement room for most of the day, and the Wuxiang Mala Group was not idle, they had been playing club ranking battles.
Liang Shixian reported today's battle to Ji Ruo. After Ji Ruo opened the door to the new world, the performance of 'Sixteen Dishes' was very good.
Although thinking still has certain limitations and cannot be compared with Ji Ruo at all, it is much better than before.
Although there are more losses than wins, everyone has gained.
They have only just entered school for a few days, and they even opened up their energy channels because of Ji Ruo on the day of enrollment.
The other clubs haven't started recruiting new members yet, so it's already very good that the Wuxiang Mala Club has a chance to win.
After all, what they have to face is the seniors and sisters of the No. [-] Martial Arts School.
Therefore, even if you lose more and win less, the members of the Wuxiang Mala Group are still enthusiastic - that's the seniors and sisters!
"Is it because of the smell of food on my body that I lost so many times?" Ji Ruo was a little surprised: "This can also expose yourself in an ambush?"
Liang Shixian was stunned for a moment: "After all, the battlefield is in a primitive environment. It's so strange to suddenly have the smell of 'green pepper fried pork' and 'braised pork'."
"Won't you use this as a condition to set up a trap?"
Liang Shixian: "?"
Ji Ruo spread his hands: "The simplest point is to smear the feces excreted by the simulated monsters in the battlefield on your body, or lie directly in the feces and pretend to be feces.
Under normal circumstances, monsters would only excrete feces within their own territory. By analyzing the properties of the feces, not only could it be roughly determined what kind of monster the feces came from, but they could also use the feces to hide themselves with the smell of monsters.
Using this knowledge point in reverse, you can ambush.
If it's really in the wild and can rely on this method to get shelter, it's a bit dirty, but if you can survive, who cares about it? "
"But." Liang Shixian said hesitantly, "Even demon feces can't completely cover the smell left by your palm! If you use feces to cover your own smell, it will make the smell of feces very strange!"
Liang Shixian tried this method, so he knew it so clearly.
"I know, but, what's the problem?" Ji Ruo rolled his eyes: "Can't monsters eat bad stomachs? It's reasonable to poop some strange-smelling poop after eating bad stomachs?"
"Ah, here." Liang Shixian was stunned.
Ji Ruo presented the facts and reasoned: "If you were really lying in the poop all the time, among other things, monitor, would you go to check the composition because of the smell of a lump of demon feces?"
Liang Shixian thought for a while, and said, "No, I won't."
"Then it's over!" Ji Ruoyi clapped his hands and said, "There is a strong smell on your body, the easiest way is to lie in the poop and cover most of your own smell with the smell of poop.
In this way, when someone passes by you, suddenly violently, you can catch the opponent by surprise. As far as the current club ranking tournament is concerned, it is seniors, but no matter what seniors they are, they are still students. If you really Lying in poop, do you think they're going to pick it up?
In all fairness, if it were you, would you be idle and free to pick things up?
The squad leader you just told me about the few battles, in fact, there were several times where you didn't have to lose. You could have won, but you just couldn't let go of your shame. Why did you fail because of the strong body odor?nonsense!
What if all this is true?What if all this didn't happen in a simulated battlefield?Lie in the poop or survive, which would you choose? "
Liang Shixian fell into deep thought, and after a while, he sighed and said, "Ji Ruo, you are right, our thinking is too limited."
Ji Ruo continued: "Even if you can't save face and lie in the poop, you can still make a simple platter of those plants in the woods.
Take some plants that are a little more suitable and pile them into a pile, so that they look like a dish from a distance, and then you hide in the tree next to you, ready to go... Will you sneak attack? "
Ji Ruo gave several examples in a row, and Liang Shixian became more and more ashamed the more he heard.
"Ji Ruo, how did you come up with so many methods?" Liang Shixian said with a look of admiration, "These methods are useful or useful, but almost all of them take advantage of people's shame... Yes, everyone is still a student, we Feeling ashamed, the opponent's heart must not be much better, why can't I think of it..."
"It's so simple." Ji Ruo said nonchalantly, "Think about it in reverse, and take the things you dislike very much as a plan, isn't it all right?
I'm just planning briefly, and I won't really do it.
Lying in poop or something, how dirty. "
Liang Shixian: "?"
After talking so much, you finally said that you would not do this?
"Squad leader, why are you looking at me like that?" Ji Ruo said in surprise, "You think I can't beat those seniors? Only when I can't beat them will I think of ways to play tricks!"
Liang Shixian: "..."
"Haha, I'm just kidding~ If there is really no other way, there is nothing wrong with doing it this way...Well, after everyone finishes class tomorrow, we can continue to play the ranking battle, and I will lead it myself."
Liang Shixian glanced at Ji Ruo, and then directly edited a group announcement in the group chat of the community, and at the same time posted several examples of Ji Ruo in the group.
After thinking about it, the members of the Spicy Spicy Group were astonished at Ji Ruo's several plans that did not consider the face of the individual or the team at all. After careful consideration, they responded like a wave.
So in the next few days, Ji Ruo led the members of the Wuxiang Mala Group to spend all their spare time in the club ranking competition.
Not to mention, that completely shameless style of play really made them famous.
Of course, members usually have to attend classes, so when Ji Ruo is free, he either plays single-player simulation battles or chats with Chen Mo.
He found a very miraculous thing, that is, there seems to be no upper limit for the "little red flowers" that Chen Mo gave him. Chen Mo alone gave Ji Ruo dozens of little red flowers in a few days.
And Rosie also gradually became familiar with Chen Mo during this process. Usually, when Ji Ruo led the members to fight mock battles, this little guy would stay in Chen Mo's confinement room and play with Chen Mo.
Even Rosie became Chen Mo's teacher, teaching Chen Mo to read and write——
"Oh, why are you so stupid! Tell you that this word is not written like this!"
Rosie slapped Chen Mo on the head angrily.
Unlike Ji Ruo, Luo Xi seemed to be able to contact Chen Mo normally.
This little guy occasionally drools while staring at Chen Mo's limbs...
Chen Mo, who was slapped, smiled, but he was not angry, and said, "I'm sorry, Teacher Luoxi, I'm a big idiot, you have a lot of kittens, why don't you teach me carefully?"
"Okay, okay!" Rosie was very happy when she was called the teacher.
……
(End of this chapter)
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