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Chapter 260 Feast Yourself!
Chapter 260 Feast Yourself!
Looking at the deserted wilderness except for the terrified Ji Ruo, Keris shook his three pig heads fiercely.
He thought he was hallucinating, but when he looked at Ji Ruo again, he found that nothing had really changed
Could it be an illusion?
But he really hurts.
Ji Ruo's voice was almost hoarse here, and he didn't see any movement of Keris - just after he crawled out of the forest, this guy had been standing still, shaking his head, and his expression became more and more complicated.
Confused, dignified, and deeply confused.
What's going on? This is. Ji Ruo scratched his head, and suddenly his expression changed.
It's broken, I changed the script temporarily without discussing with the other party, this guy is dumbfounded!
Even as a god, in his hundreds of years of career as a god, Keris has never encountered such a strange situation-the people in Rouen Town have never encountered such a strange situation in their belief in him. "Smart" This item, one thing to say, He wanted to run away a little bit.
This year's meal, it doesn't matter if you don't eat it!
However, before he could leave, Ji Xiaoxiao jumped out frowning, and said impatiently: "Pig three! What the hell is going on with you, are you still acting? So many people are still waiting! You don’t need to pay for co-writing the film, do you?”
Although there is no such thing as film in cameras in this era, it seems a little professional to say so!
When Keris saw Ji Xiaoxiao appear, he was startled suddenly, thinking that there was indeed a deceit in his heart!
He didn't bother to pay attention to what the other party said, so he turned around and wanted to leave.
Ji Xiaoxiao frowned: "How dare you stop acting?! Can you afford to pay liquidated damages!"
Seeing this, Ji Ruo stopped pretending to be a victim. He pulled the rope off his body, manipulated three shadow clones, and chased Kerris who was about to escape. During the chase, Ji Ruo had already put on the absolute friction mask. Half-finger gloves.
Because of the previous hand in hand, Ji Ruo now completely ignores Keris.
This guy also looks scary, and his strength level is at best around the level of a two-star monster. Don't say that Ji Ruo is already in the Star Jade Realm now, even if Ji Ruo hasn't broken through, he is still casually slapping this guy.
Thinking about it, this guy only has the source of faith in Rouen Town, and there are only a few thousand believers at best. To have the strength of two stars, it is estimated that it is mainly his own, and the blessing of the godhead may not be much for him.
Keris's proud movement speed was not enough for Ji Ruo at all, and Ji Ruo easily caught up with his three shadow clones.
Don't look at Ji Ruo's body size is so much smaller than Keris, but his strength is not comparable to Kerris.
With a 'click', Keris pressed it there.
"Stop! Why are you running in the middle of filming?"
Keris finally revealed a look of horror in his eyes: "Who the hell are you?!"
How can mere human beings have such terrifying power? !
Xu Xiaoxiao asked curiously: "Huh? Why don't you meow like a pig?"
"What!"
Ji Xiaoxiao said angrily, "He is a pig!"
In the past, Keris, who was called a 'pig' by humans, might be angry for a while, but at this moment, he can't get angry at all, there is only intense fear.
After becoming a god for so many years, this is the first time that He has lost the upper hand in wrestling with humans. No, this is not a disadvantage, but pure crushing!
However, after careful perception, Keris found that Ji Ruo and the others had no aura of godhood or power at all, and suddenly relaxed again.
He is not afraid anymore.
"Let me go, do you know what you are doing! I am a god! You are disrespectful!"
Although Keris was pushed to the ground by Ji Ruo, he became arrogant inexplicably.
Ji Ruo slapped Kerris on a pig's head in surprise, and asked, "Do you have three heads and six eyes, severe astigmatism, and you can't see clearly? Is it time for you to be crazy?" ?”
"Humble human beings, I don't know where you got such a powerful power, but if you think that you can threaten this god, then you are very wrong!" When Keris spoke, he wanted to raise his eyebrows. He lifted his chin, but Ji Ruo and the three shadow clones pressed his three heads and body respectively, making it difficult for him to move, so he had no choice but to give up.
"I warn you, let me go quickly, otherwise, the wrath of the gods is not something you lowly humans can bear!"
Although Keris was pressed to the ground, he still said in a superior tone: "Now, immediately, release this god! Then dedicate your power to this god, and this god can let the past go, otherwise."
"Snapped!"
Ji Ruo slapped Keris again, wondering, "Aren't you stupid? No, you can't be stupid now! We haven't finished filming yet!"
"This god is not stupid!" Kerris roared, and then sneered: "You humble human beings, you don't even have a trace of godhead or divine power, and it is impossible to hurt this god. Your power should be limited. Right? Wait until you lose this power, my God"
Ji Ruo suddenly realized: "So it's because of this, you should have said earlier."
As he said that, Ji Ruo's palm turned into a blazing white color, the high temperature even made the air slightly distorted, and he slapped Keris with his palm.
"Faith is immortal, gods are immortal, right?"
Nourishing~
The place where Ji Ruotie's sand palm hit was instantly ripe, and a tempting fragrance rose, and Keris also screamed.
Smelling that fragrance, Rosie salivated. No, it has already started to drip.
"But you will be in pain, didn't you expect it? How dare you be rampant?"
Keris endured the pain, but still kept his mouth shut: "The pain is only temporary. This God is immortal. No matter how many injuries he suffers, he can recover instantly. This God is not afraid!"
Ji Ruo was stunned for a moment, and he exchanged a glance with Ji Xiaoxiao, his eyes lit up at the same time.
"Immortal? Is there a strong self-healing ability?"
"Hmph, be afraid, even if your current strength is stronger than this god's, it's useless, this god's consumption can also consume you to death! When you are exhausted, this god will eat it——Hmph!!!"
Ji Ruo held the sword branch and danced a sword flower, his true energy circulated, he held up the hind legs of the pig that had just been cut off, and said with a smile: "Rosie, it seems that you can have a big meal today."
Rosie's eyes lit up: "Meow! (The host is so kind!)"
Ji Ruo breathed out his palm force, and his palm was like smoke and mist, and he slapped lightly.
"Human world - smoked ham!"
In an instant, thick smoke billowed, and under the smoke, it seemed that there were still a group of people chatting around the smoky bonfire—of course, this was just a scene that flashed while performing martial arts supernatural powers.
The 'Human World' palm technique is very down-to-earth. Although the attack power is not weak, the most important usage is cooking.
After all, in the world, people depend on food!
Almost instantly, the pork hind leg became a good piece of smoked bacon.
"Come on, Rosie, how about some smoked ham?"
Rosie thanked Ji Ruo again, and then excitedly hugged and gnawed on the huge ham that was four to fifty times bigger than her.
"How dare you—"
Caris's eyes widened.
Ji Ruo smiled and said, "You are allowed to eat people, but not allowed to eat you? How dare you refuse to cooperate with the director team with mere ingredients?"
Keris's six eyes were red, and he was about to breathe fire, staring at Ji Ruo fiercely.
The missing pig's hind leg is recovering rapidly because of the characteristics of believing in Shinto.
"It's fine if you don't cooperate, my Rosie may have a full meal today."
Keris was furious, but he didn't say anything, but stared at Ji Ruo's handsome face coldly, as if he wanted to engrave that handsome face into the godhead and never forget it.
This time, he admitted his failure, so he could eat as much as he wanted. Anyway, apart from pain, he would not feel any other feelings.
die?
Unless all the people in Rouen Town died instantly, He wouldn't die at all!
It is common sense that body shape determines appetite.
Even if these human beings are added together, they can't eat much. They probably can't finish eating one leg. When they are full, they will have nothing to do with themselves.
Keris thought so, and the three pig heads sneered.
As the immortal god, He.
"Meow~ (delicious!)" Rosie licked her lips with unsatisfied desire, and said with anticipation: "Meow~ (Master, another one!)"
Keris: "???"
This is the end? !What about bones? !
Do cats even eat bones?
The severe pain of the severed limb hit again, and Keris screamed again.
He admits that he has underestimated the enemy, especially this cat. It is so small that it is not enough to stuff his teeth, how can it be so edible? !
Could it be that the cat is also a god?
He perceives again, concentrates all his attention, but still finds nothing, it seems that he is indeed an ordinary creature.
"Let you eat one or two more! I don't believe you can keep eating!"
Kerris felt ruthless in his heart, and secretly swore that he would remember today's shame forever!
It's just a few legs, he can afford to lose, faith is immortal, gods are immortal, he is not afraid at all!
Keris thought so, or comforted himself in this way.
His strength has been crushed, and his body parts have been made into delicacies face to face. If he can't even feed this group of humans and that cat, then he will have no face to be a god anymore - no matter what, he must win. !
At this moment, Keris has no intention of resisting at all. If he can get out of trouble now, he will definitely run away for the first time, cough and cough again, and will not come back in decades. Human life is not long. Affordable!
Keris closed his six eyes and endured silently. After this time, he probably didn’t want to eat meat for a long time. Although he only lost two legs, he already had psychological shadows——in just a few minutes , He needs a lifetime to heal.
One thought has been comforting him—after today, he must run with all his strength, because as long as he leaves this group of humans, no matter how far he goes, his legs will never be far away from him.
Every time he lost a leg, he would be one step closer to 'victory'!
Come on!Careys!hold onto!Persistence is victory!
He silently cheered himself up in his heart, and his heart gradually became peaceful.
however--
When Rosie finished eating the third, fourth, and fifth pork thighs, Keris began to panic.
Afterwards, Rosie was a little dissatisfied with eating only one thigh at a time, and when she pampered and began to cut the 'half fan' each time, Keris became anxious.
"Respected humanity, respected humanity!"
When Keris lost half of his body for the second time, he finally couldn't help it: "What did you say you want me to do? Filming, right? Let's start now, my God. No, I. No, The little pig is absolutely obedient!"
Ji Ruo cheerfully turned a deaf ear.
Rosie ate faster and faster. Even though it was so small, it looked like a bottomless pit. No matter how much pork went in, it couldn't be filled.
It only took less than an hour, and more than a hundred tons of meat was eaten. Now the whole cat can no longer be seen, only a petite black shadow can be seen flying across the pork, not even a bone left.
"Director! Director!" Kerrys struggled frantically. He finally remembered what Ji Xiaoxiao called himself before, and said anxiously: "Please, director, give me a chance! I want to act! I want to Be an actor! I dream of it! Really!"
Ji Xiaoxiao looked up at Ji Ruo.
Ji Ruo said cheerfully, "There's no hurry to act, you have to eat enough to film, right? My lovely pet isn't full yet."
Keris was crying in a hurry, and huge teardrops fell like rain on the soil: "You cat can't get enough to eat!"
Whether it was before becoming a god or after becoming a god, this is the first time he has cried since I can remember. Is this what God deserves? !
He has even begun to think that after this time, he must kill all the humans in Rouen Town!
Whoever loves this god should be whoever he wants!Anyway, he is wrong, now he just wants to die peacefully!
Humans are terrible!
Cats are scary!
Faith is terrible
Seeing this, Ji Ruo also felt that it was almost the same. After all, "this episode" could only be filmed at night, how long does it take in one night?You can't really eat until tomorrow night, can you?
But looking at Rosie's unprecedentedly happy appearance and the increasingly bright red scarf around her neck, Ji Ruo felt a little distressed—Rosie hasn't eaten a few full meals after following him. It's not easy to meet With such an opportunity to eat extravagantly, the little guy must eat more!
So Ji Ruo thought for a while, then suddenly took out a pen and drew a crooked watch on his wrist, looked at the still time on it, and said with a smile: "What you said also makes a little sense. How about it, eat two more In two hours, we will start filming"
Kerris was ecstatic: "Thank you! Thank you director, thank you director for giving me this opportunity, thank you very much!!!"
Although it will take another two hours to be eaten, at any rate, there is already hope!
There is finally something to look forward to!
Now Keris is as excited as a child waiting for get out of class to end.
However, he didn't notice that Ji Ruo froze suddenly before he finished speaking, and his expression became extremely strange.
only because--
[Congratulations to the host kid for triggering——]
6K today!Finally broke through myself!
(End of this chapter)
Looking at the deserted wilderness except for the terrified Ji Ruo, Keris shook his three pig heads fiercely.
He thought he was hallucinating, but when he looked at Ji Ruo again, he found that nothing had really changed
Could it be an illusion?
But he really hurts.
Ji Ruo's voice was almost hoarse here, and he didn't see any movement of Keris - just after he crawled out of the forest, this guy had been standing still, shaking his head, and his expression became more and more complicated.
Confused, dignified, and deeply confused.
What's going on? This is. Ji Ruo scratched his head, and suddenly his expression changed.
It's broken, I changed the script temporarily without discussing with the other party, this guy is dumbfounded!
Even as a god, in his hundreds of years of career as a god, Keris has never encountered such a strange situation-the people in Rouen Town have never encountered such a strange situation in their belief in him. "Smart" This item, one thing to say, He wanted to run away a little bit.
This year's meal, it doesn't matter if you don't eat it!
However, before he could leave, Ji Xiaoxiao jumped out frowning, and said impatiently: "Pig three! What the hell is going on with you, are you still acting? So many people are still waiting! You don’t need to pay for co-writing the film, do you?”
Although there is no such thing as film in cameras in this era, it seems a little professional to say so!
When Keris saw Ji Xiaoxiao appear, he was startled suddenly, thinking that there was indeed a deceit in his heart!
He didn't bother to pay attention to what the other party said, so he turned around and wanted to leave.
Ji Xiaoxiao frowned: "How dare you stop acting?! Can you afford to pay liquidated damages!"
Seeing this, Ji Ruo stopped pretending to be a victim. He pulled the rope off his body, manipulated three shadow clones, and chased Kerris who was about to escape. During the chase, Ji Ruo had already put on the absolute friction mask. Half-finger gloves.
Because of the previous hand in hand, Ji Ruo now completely ignores Keris.
This guy also looks scary, and his strength level is at best around the level of a two-star monster. Don't say that Ji Ruo is already in the Star Jade Realm now, even if Ji Ruo hasn't broken through, he is still casually slapping this guy.
Thinking about it, this guy only has the source of faith in Rouen Town, and there are only a few thousand believers at best. To have the strength of two stars, it is estimated that it is mainly his own, and the blessing of the godhead may not be much for him.
Keris's proud movement speed was not enough for Ji Ruo at all, and Ji Ruo easily caught up with his three shadow clones.
Don't look at Ji Ruo's body size is so much smaller than Keris, but his strength is not comparable to Kerris.
With a 'click', Keris pressed it there.
"Stop! Why are you running in the middle of filming?"
Keris finally revealed a look of horror in his eyes: "Who the hell are you?!"
How can mere human beings have such terrifying power? !
Xu Xiaoxiao asked curiously: "Huh? Why don't you meow like a pig?"
"What!"
Ji Xiaoxiao said angrily, "He is a pig!"
In the past, Keris, who was called a 'pig' by humans, might be angry for a while, but at this moment, he can't get angry at all, there is only intense fear.
After becoming a god for so many years, this is the first time that He has lost the upper hand in wrestling with humans. No, this is not a disadvantage, but pure crushing!
However, after careful perception, Keris found that Ji Ruo and the others had no aura of godhood or power at all, and suddenly relaxed again.
He is not afraid anymore.
"Let me go, do you know what you are doing! I am a god! You are disrespectful!"
Although Keris was pushed to the ground by Ji Ruo, he became arrogant inexplicably.
Ji Ruo slapped Kerris on a pig's head in surprise, and asked, "Do you have three heads and six eyes, severe astigmatism, and you can't see clearly? Is it time for you to be crazy?" ?”
"Humble human beings, I don't know where you got such a powerful power, but if you think that you can threaten this god, then you are very wrong!" When Keris spoke, he wanted to raise his eyebrows. He lifted his chin, but Ji Ruo and the three shadow clones pressed his three heads and body respectively, making it difficult for him to move, so he had no choice but to give up.
"I warn you, let me go quickly, otherwise, the wrath of the gods is not something you lowly humans can bear!"
Although Keris was pressed to the ground, he still said in a superior tone: "Now, immediately, release this god! Then dedicate your power to this god, and this god can let the past go, otherwise."
"Snapped!"
Ji Ruo slapped Keris again, wondering, "Aren't you stupid? No, you can't be stupid now! We haven't finished filming yet!"
"This god is not stupid!" Kerris roared, and then sneered: "You humble human beings, you don't even have a trace of godhead or divine power, and it is impossible to hurt this god. Your power should be limited. Right? Wait until you lose this power, my God"
Ji Ruo suddenly realized: "So it's because of this, you should have said earlier."
As he said that, Ji Ruo's palm turned into a blazing white color, the high temperature even made the air slightly distorted, and he slapped Keris with his palm.
"Faith is immortal, gods are immortal, right?"
Nourishing~
The place where Ji Ruotie's sand palm hit was instantly ripe, and a tempting fragrance rose, and Keris also screamed.
Smelling that fragrance, Rosie salivated. No, it has already started to drip.
"But you will be in pain, didn't you expect it? How dare you be rampant?"
Keris endured the pain, but still kept his mouth shut: "The pain is only temporary. This God is immortal. No matter how many injuries he suffers, he can recover instantly. This God is not afraid!"
Ji Ruo was stunned for a moment, and he exchanged a glance with Ji Xiaoxiao, his eyes lit up at the same time.
"Immortal? Is there a strong self-healing ability?"
"Hmph, be afraid, even if your current strength is stronger than this god's, it's useless, this god's consumption can also consume you to death! When you are exhausted, this god will eat it——Hmph!!!"
Ji Ruo held the sword branch and danced a sword flower, his true energy circulated, he held up the hind legs of the pig that had just been cut off, and said with a smile: "Rosie, it seems that you can have a big meal today."
Rosie's eyes lit up: "Meow! (The host is so kind!)"
Ji Ruo breathed out his palm force, and his palm was like smoke and mist, and he slapped lightly.
"Human world - smoked ham!"
In an instant, thick smoke billowed, and under the smoke, it seemed that there were still a group of people chatting around the smoky bonfire—of course, this was just a scene that flashed while performing martial arts supernatural powers.
The 'Human World' palm technique is very down-to-earth. Although the attack power is not weak, the most important usage is cooking.
After all, in the world, people depend on food!
Almost instantly, the pork hind leg became a good piece of smoked bacon.
"Come on, Rosie, how about some smoked ham?"
Rosie thanked Ji Ruo again, and then excitedly hugged and gnawed on the huge ham that was four to fifty times bigger than her.
"How dare you—"
Caris's eyes widened.
Ji Ruo smiled and said, "You are allowed to eat people, but not allowed to eat you? How dare you refuse to cooperate with the director team with mere ingredients?"
Keris's six eyes were red, and he was about to breathe fire, staring at Ji Ruo fiercely.
The missing pig's hind leg is recovering rapidly because of the characteristics of believing in Shinto.
"It's fine if you don't cooperate, my Rosie may have a full meal today."
Keris was furious, but he didn't say anything, but stared at Ji Ruo's handsome face coldly, as if he wanted to engrave that handsome face into the godhead and never forget it.
This time, he admitted his failure, so he could eat as much as he wanted. Anyway, apart from pain, he would not feel any other feelings.
die?
Unless all the people in Rouen Town died instantly, He wouldn't die at all!
It is common sense that body shape determines appetite.
Even if these human beings are added together, they can't eat much. They probably can't finish eating one leg. When they are full, they will have nothing to do with themselves.
Keris thought so, and the three pig heads sneered.
As the immortal god, He.
"Meow~ (delicious!)" Rosie licked her lips with unsatisfied desire, and said with anticipation: "Meow~ (Master, another one!)"
Keris: "???"
This is the end? !What about bones? !
Do cats even eat bones?
The severe pain of the severed limb hit again, and Keris screamed again.
He admits that he has underestimated the enemy, especially this cat. It is so small that it is not enough to stuff his teeth, how can it be so edible? !
Could it be that the cat is also a god?
He perceives again, concentrates all his attention, but still finds nothing, it seems that he is indeed an ordinary creature.
"Let you eat one or two more! I don't believe you can keep eating!"
Kerris felt ruthless in his heart, and secretly swore that he would remember today's shame forever!
It's just a few legs, he can afford to lose, faith is immortal, gods are immortal, he is not afraid at all!
Keris thought so, or comforted himself in this way.
His strength has been crushed, and his body parts have been made into delicacies face to face. If he can't even feed this group of humans and that cat, then he will have no face to be a god anymore - no matter what, he must win. !
At this moment, Keris has no intention of resisting at all. If he can get out of trouble now, he will definitely run away for the first time, cough and cough again, and will not come back in decades. Human life is not long. Affordable!
Keris closed his six eyes and endured silently. After this time, he probably didn’t want to eat meat for a long time. Although he only lost two legs, he already had psychological shadows——in just a few minutes , He needs a lifetime to heal.
One thought has been comforting him—after today, he must run with all his strength, because as long as he leaves this group of humans, no matter how far he goes, his legs will never be far away from him.
Every time he lost a leg, he would be one step closer to 'victory'!
Come on!Careys!hold onto!Persistence is victory!
He silently cheered himself up in his heart, and his heart gradually became peaceful.
however--
When Rosie finished eating the third, fourth, and fifth pork thighs, Keris began to panic.
Afterwards, Rosie was a little dissatisfied with eating only one thigh at a time, and when she pampered and began to cut the 'half fan' each time, Keris became anxious.
"Respected humanity, respected humanity!"
When Keris lost half of his body for the second time, he finally couldn't help it: "What did you say you want me to do? Filming, right? Let's start now, my God. No, I. No, The little pig is absolutely obedient!"
Ji Ruo cheerfully turned a deaf ear.
Rosie ate faster and faster. Even though it was so small, it looked like a bottomless pit. No matter how much pork went in, it couldn't be filled.
It only took less than an hour, and more than a hundred tons of meat was eaten. Now the whole cat can no longer be seen, only a petite black shadow can be seen flying across the pork, not even a bone left.
"Director! Director!" Kerrys struggled frantically. He finally remembered what Ji Xiaoxiao called himself before, and said anxiously: "Please, director, give me a chance! I want to act! I want to Be an actor! I dream of it! Really!"
Ji Xiaoxiao looked up at Ji Ruo.
Ji Ruo said cheerfully, "There's no hurry to act, you have to eat enough to film, right? My lovely pet isn't full yet."
Keris was crying in a hurry, and huge teardrops fell like rain on the soil: "You cat can't get enough to eat!"
Whether it was before becoming a god or after becoming a god, this is the first time he has cried since I can remember. Is this what God deserves? !
He has even begun to think that after this time, he must kill all the humans in Rouen Town!
Whoever loves this god should be whoever he wants!Anyway, he is wrong, now he just wants to die peacefully!
Humans are terrible!
Cats are scary!
Faith is terrible
Seeing this, Ji Ruo also felt that it was almost the same. After all, "this episode" could only be filmed at night, how long does it take in one night?You can't really eat until tomorrow night, can you?
But looking at Rosie's unprecedentedly happy appearance and the increasingly bright red scarf around her neck, Ji Ruo felt a little distressed—Rosie hasn't eaten a few full meals after following him. It's not easy to meet With such an opportunity to eat extravagantly, the little guy must eat more!
So Ji Ruo thought for a while, then suddenly took out a pen and drew a crooked watch on his wrist, looked at the still time on it, and said with a smile: "What you said also makes a little sense. How about it, eat two more In two hours, we will start filming"
Kerris was ecstatic: "Thank you! Thank you director, thank you director for giving me this opportunity, thank you very much!!!"
Although it will take another two hours to be eaten, at any rate, there is already hope!
There is finally something to look forward to!
Now Keris is as excited as a child waiting for get out of class to end.
However, he didn't notice that Ji Ruo froze suddenly before he finished speaking, and his expression became extremely strange.
only because--
[Congratulations to the host kid for triggering——]
6K today!Finally broke through myself!
(End of this chapter)
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