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Chapter 368 Unsigned paper, that is toilet shit... (for subscription)

Chapter 368 Unsigned paper, that is toilet shit... (for subscription)
There's a catch here.

Why did Rabbit No. [-] say to go home and plant apple trees?

In fact, it was like this at the time. .

Rabbit No. [-] originally wanted to go home in the previous life.

But by that time, Rabbit II had already suffered a great deal.

Ying Jiang asked Rabbit No. [-], what are you doing at home?
Rabbit No. [-] said, I want to go home and plant apple trees.

But the staff behind Eagle Sauce said that Rabbit No. [-] was definitely not going home to plant apple trees.

What he planted may shock the whole world...

then.

This is how the stalk of going home to plant apple trees came about.

"This episode made me cry again."

"Before, it was the battle of the rabbits to build a country, but now every rabbit has a dream of a big country, good job."

"Yeah, tears filled the frame. It's very difficult for a country to rise. Fortunately, there are such a group of rabbits. It doesn't matter whether these rabbits are in the country or went abroad because of the war. In short , everyone has a goal.”

"I want to say it again."

"I want, too."

"Then let's go together."

"Every rabbit has a dream of a big country..."

A group of fans have already been completely attracted by this rabbit.

reason for attraction.

Except this rabbit lives in the territory of the florists.

More importantly.

This rabbit is more exciting than the head of the flower planters in the past.

He can be cute, he can be good-looking, and he can also be ruthless.

There are also a series of black means.

Yes.

The rabbit actually performed better than they had imagined.

Although the latter may not be particularly clear to everyone.

But just imagine.

The family was not very good when the rabbit was born.

Mom and Dad gave the best property to Big Rabbit, but Er Rabbit had nothing.

Later, the second rabbit helped the big rabbit run away others, and the big rabbit not only didn't want to share some of the family property with the second rabbit, but also wanted to kill the second rabbit.

After finally driving the big rabbit to other places, the world's big rogue Yingjiang came again.

However, in the face of such big hooligans, even Ertu, who is poor and white, still has no fear and fought his own battle to build a country.

But the second rabbit knows.

It's not over.

Relying on being ruthless and desperate is not enough.

If you can really prevent yourself from being bullied, then you have to improve your strength.

And how to improve your own strength.

That is, technology.

then.

They launched another initiative to welcome home a group of rabbits scattered overseas.

just.

The problem came out again.

"Can the rabbits scattered overseas return home?"

"I don't know, it's difficult."

"Well, Eagle Sauce is already prepared, and they are not allowed to go home?"

"Then what should we do, should we continue to fight?"

"This world can't be fought at any time. Sometimes, we can fight, and we must fight. And sometimes, we can't fight."

"So, this has to test the wisdom of the rabbit."

It can be said.

Since the rabbit was born, it has encountered huge barriers every time.

If any one of these barriers is not handled properly, the rabbit's dream of a great country cannot be realized.

Much anticipated.

Episode [-] has been updated.

……

Rabbit: "Ying sauce, you dare to touch me and try."

Yingjiang: "Just try it, I'm afraid of you, rabbit."

Rabbit: "We're going to fight, right? I've been upset for a long time."

Ying Jiang: "The fight is a fight, you think it's an advertisement, and it's a pain to fight."

Rabbit: "Let's fight."

Eagle Sauce: "Come here."

Very dramatic.

After a fight with Ying Jiang.

The most powerful eagle sauce in this world actually sat down with the rabbit and negotiated.

Rabbit: "During the negotiation with Ying Jiang, the two sides had a frank exchange. The two sides fully exchanged views on some topics of concern. The understanding between the two sides was enhanced, and the talks were beneficial. But for the conditions proposed by Ying Jiang, we Take it with a grain of salt.”

Although it seems that a lot of compliments have been said during this negotiation.

But just listen to it.

But no matter how this negotiation states.

The negotiation between the rabbit and the eagle sauce still shocked all the animals on the blue star.

And finally.

Facing this rabbit who was so ruthless that he didn't even want his life, Ying Jiang had no choice but to back down a few steps.

"That year, the bald eagle exchanged the captured eagle sauces from the rabbit. And the rabbit..."

At this time.

They were previously restricted by the eagle sauce, but they returned to the embrace of the motherland.

"Honey, do you know?"

"This apple tree deserves 5 divisions from Eagle Sauce."

……

A certain Gobi desert.

A group of rabbits are holding a meeting.

Big Rabbit: "There are all of them, sit down."

Big Rabbit: "Dear friends, the domestic war is over, and the foreign war is also over. First, we didn't let everyone go home to visit their parents. Why, why? Just because Yingjiang took a small thing My son, hanging over our heads for several years. The elder brother also withdrew and looked down on us. Therefore, without this thing, we have no status, no peace, and can’t stand up. We can’t be safe and secure Earn our little money and live our stable life."

"Today, I can tell you why. We are going to make our own mushroom eggs with our own hands on the Gobi Desert."

Done.

All the rabbits in the audience shouted: "Get out of the mushrooms, straighten your back."

"Break out Mushroom eggs, straighten your back."

"Mogudan, waist."

"Mogu, waist..."

The sound pierced the sky.

of course.

And that incredibly inspiring piece of music.

【Run forward, facing cold eyes and ridicule

How can you feel the vastness of life without going through hardships?
Fate can't make us kneel and beg for mercy
Even if the blood spills all over my arms

Keep running with the pride of a child

How can you see the shining of life if you don't stick to the end
Instead of lingering on, let's indulge and burn

one day it will sprout

The charming and splendid future is always calling to me
Even if there is only pain as a companion, we must go forward bravely...]

……

"Brother Fan, your animation is simply unbearable."

"Brother Fan, this episode is so exciting, so exciting."

"Aunt Mo, have you figured it out, have you figured it out?"

Everyone naturally knew what mushroom eggs meant.

It can be said.

If you get this stuff out.

Not to mention being invincible all over the world, at least with this thing, even Yingjiang would not dare to bully him.

Not only dare not bully.

And will not be threatened by him.

But if there is no such thing.

As the rabbit said, it hangs over your head every day.

Not to mention whether it will be thrown down.

That's enough to disgust you.

And if you really fight hard, everyone will worry about this thing.

and so.

Without this thing, it would be impossible to stand up.

Instead, stand tall.

Then you must have your own mushroom eggs.

In other words.

Want to stop other people's mushroom eggs.

There is nothing else to do.

Only when you own mushroom eggs, can you ignore other people's mushroom eggs.

……

"Brother Fan, update, update quickly."

"Brother Fan, hurry up and update another episode, and update another episode."

"Can you release episode 7, a small gift will definitely make you feel at ease."

Chen Fan, who wanted to take a break, saw another group of fans frantically sending him private messages, and he became one head and two big.

"Everyone, episode 6 has just been updated, and you want episode 7. Where can I update episode 7 for you?"

"Brother Fan, you only have a few minutes for one episode, and episode 7 can be done in minutes."

"I also want to figure it out in a few minutes."

Chen Fan also had a headache.

Although "Those Things That Rabbit That Year" is indeed relatively simple.

But it can't be done in a few minutes.

"Since you can't figure it out, then tell us the plot in advance."

"You guys like spoilers so much?"

"Yes, yes, let me tell you."

"Since you want to spoil it so much, let me tell you."

suddenly.

Chen Fan showed a wicked smile.

This smile stunned all the fans: "Brother Fan, why do we feel like we are going to be cheated?"

"What was cheated, do you want to spoil it?"

"Want to want."

Although I feel that I will be cheated, this rabbit is really attractive and attracts everyone.

Even if they feel trapped, everyone can only jump in.

"Actually, Blue Star has never been so peaceful. Although the war is over now, there are still countless contests in the dark. Because of a series of reasons, and because after learning that the rabbit wants to have mushroom eggs, Ying Jiang made a A statement prohibiting the experimentation of mushroom eggs in the atmosphere. Anyone who engages in mushroom eggs will be bullied by Ying Jiang."

As soon as the spoiler came out, everyone scolded in an instant: "Fuck, Ying Jiang is so disgusting, I messed up Mo Gudan myself, and I won't let others do it."

"It's normal. It's because he did it, so he doesn't let others do it. If others do it too, wouldn't that threaten his status?"

"It seems so."

The crowd nodded.

Although the eagle sauce is shameless.

But if you think about it from the perspective of eagle sauce, he will indeed do so.

But everyone said: "I believe the rabbit will never care about him."

"Yes. The rabbit will not pay attention to Yingjiang's statement. If you tell me not to do it, I won't do it. How embarrassing is that?"

"That's right, my rabbit helped Bei Bang beat Yingjiang once. Although my rabbit was also seriously injured, so what. I believe the rabbit will not pay attention to such a statement from the bird."

It's just that they talk.

But Chen Fan said again: "Ying Jiang also felt that he might not be able to take the rabbit alone. After all, the rabbit is so cruel that he would not even kill him. Therefore, Ying Jiang came to Mao Xiong, and they jointly signed a ban Others will make a mushroom agreement again."

"The bear is coming too?"

This kind of situation made everyone unexpected: "Sister, it's understandable that Eagle Sauce forbids rabbits to do it, why is Mao Bear here?"

"Isn't the bear the big brother of the rabbit?"

"Who is this big brother?"

Everyone was confused at first.

But then.

I also want to understand.

"Don't complain, although the big brother Mao Xiong is not authentic. However, sometimes the animals in the forest are so rogue. I can have them, but I don't allow you to have them. Eagle sauce is like this, and Mao Xiong is the same. "

"Then how did it break?"

"I do not know."

This really gets complicated.

If it is eagle sauce.

With the rabbit's ruthlessness, he would really ignore him.

Not only do you ignore it.

The more Yingjiang prevents the rabbit from doing it, the more the rabbit will do it.

but.

Bear is also on the field, and that's a big problem.

How to say.

The rabbit used to hang out with the bear.

Although what Mao Xiong did was not very authentic, he had helped the rabbit a lot before.

Under the coercion of two super bosses, what can you do?
"Brother Fan, what about the rabbit?"

"That's the end of the spoiler. If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next chapter to break it down."

"What the heck."

Ok.

This spoiler is really a spoiler that makes everyone vomit blood.

It's okay not to listen.

Listen to this.

Compared with the end of the sixth episode before, everyone is even more crazy.

after all.

In the previous episode 6, all the rabbits were still shouting to straighten their backs.

and.

Everyone also believes in the will of the rabbit.

But now.

Suddenly two super bosses came, which brought countless changes later.

If any of these are not handled properly, it may have a huge impact on the future.

"How to break, how to break, who knows?"

"Don't ask, even if I ask, I don't know."

"Sister, I really want to strangle Brother Fan to death."

"Together... But, let's wait until the seventh episode is over."

……

Two days later, with much anticipation, the seventh episode was updated.

Yingjiang: "I said, Maozi, you have been doing a lot with Mogu recently."

Mao Xiong: "Why, you are only allowed to set fire, and we are not allowed to light lamps."

Yingjiang: "Ah... don't get me wrong, that's not what I mean. I mean, you have almost got the data you should get. Last time you played the mushroom bomb, which interrupted the high-frequency communication for 20 minutes. Many hours."

Mao Xiong: "What, are you afraid?"

Ying Jiang: "Fortunately, anyway, everyone has almost got the data. Don't you think, for the sake of the peace and stability of Blue Star, everyone should stop for a while? We have done too many things that pollute the environment. If Mo Gu’s experiment in the atmosphere is not banned, how should I explain to God. Going to the confessional can no longer wash away my sins.”

Mao Xiong: "I don't want it. You've made me lose face. Why should I listen to you?"

Ying Jiang: "If you don't ban it, the design and manufacturing level of other halls will rise. There is also a rabbit that is not available now, but it will be played soon. Didn't you say that the rabbit didn't listen to you recently? ?”

Mao Xiong: "It makes sense, I can't refute it. Ah, I suddenly understood your mood, although your feet are so short. But it still looks like a cute eagle sauce. The world and love, let us protect it."

Immediately, Mao Xiong and Ying Jiang held a meeting together.

Ying Jiang waved his hand: "For the sake of world peace, Mao Xiong and I are here to protect your integrity."

Mao Xiong: "Yeah, guard your morals."

Eagle Sauce: "So, for the future of Blue Star, we made a difficult decision."

Mao Xiong: "Yeah, it's a difficult decision."

Ying Jiang: "That is, from today on, everyone can no longer conduct mushroom bomb experiments."

Mao Xiong: "Yeah, I can't do it anymore."

Ying Jiang: "Whoever does it again will make things difficult for me and Mao Xiong."

Mao Xiong: "Yeah, I can't make it through."

Ying Jiang: "It's also a problem with Sweet Party."

Mao Xiong: "It's also a problem with the salty party."

This is the first segment of the video.

Ok.

In fact, it is the same as what Chen Fan said before.

It is Yingjiang and Maoxiong who put pressure on the rabbit.

It's just that the words are more beautiful.

"For world peace, shameless."

"Grass……"

"Don't be silly, I just don't know what to do with rabbits."

Watching the anime, everyone was extremely angry.

It's just that.

They don't know what to do either.

Everyone stared at the camera without blinking.

"It's obvious that it's cheating."

in the office.

Rabbit No. 1 threw the newspaper he just got on the ground.

"My dear, what should I do?"

asked another rabbit.

Rabbit No. 1 said: "Looking at the mourning of the Virgin Mary, you still want to die."

Say it.

Rabbit No. 1 said to the other rabbit: "My dear, remember one sentence. The unsigned paper is the shit from the toilet, do you understand?"

"Although I don't quite understand it, it feels so powerful."

After a while, the big rabbit called all the rabbits together, and said: "I'm afraid this is the problem we are facing. The eagle sauce has used it for 6 years, and the bear has used it for 8 years. We don't have 8 years, we have two years. No. Once can’t be done twice, twice can’t be done three times, even if you use an abacus, you have to beat him out.”

immediately.

An exciting picture appeared.

A group of rabbits held abacus in their hands, constantly calculating the data of Mogu's bullets.

Yes.

Don't think it's fake.

This is true.

A lot of data played by Mogu back then was typed out with an abacus.

"Oh my God……"

"An unsigned piece of paper is toilet shit."

"Even if I use an abacus to fight, I will fight him out."

"Ah ah ah..."

"Ah ah ah..."

"Ah ah ah..."

"Come on, brother, can you change the word."

"Then what did you say?"

"Ah ah ah..."

Ok.

at this time.

There are no words to describe the excitement of the audience.

They didn't expect it.

Under the joint pressure of Mao Xiong and Ying Jiang, the rabbit still has such courage.

Especially that sentence, the paper that has not been signed, that is the shit of the toilet... It really expresses the masculinity of my generation.

"Stunning my rabbit."

"Before I thought that rabbits might be very rigid, but I didn't expect that rabbits are so rigid."

"Thank you, thank you rabbits..."

Everyone wiped their eyes.

Tears flowed out again.

although.

It is not revealed in this episode whether Mushroom Bombs were created or not.

but.

There are such ambitious rabbits.

What are you worried about?

(End of this chapter)

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