Almighty crossover king
Chapter 173
Chapter 173
"Brother Fan, you are too dirty."
"The People's Daily just praised you for your positive energy..."
"This is also positive energy..."
"Hahaha……"
"Glory for the country..."
"It must have won glory for the country..."
"necessary……"
"Wow, my sister is going to Congo..."
Durex's official website updated a Weibo, which directly made many people laugh, and then started talking.
"Popular science post: The length of men in the world, have you won glory for your country?"
Zhang Fan posted such a sentence on Weibo, followed by an evil expression.There is also a picture of men's length around the world below.The length of men in some countries is marked above in detail.
And at the bottom of the picture is the logo of Durex. Just such a picture made many netizens go crazy.Especially men, for men, this matter is definitely the most concerned thing for everyone.
"Hahaha, I measured it myself just now, and I won glory for the country..."
"Upstairs is deceiving people, there is no picture and no truth..."
"Average……"
"Wow, I can get a gold medal..."
"Hahaha……"
"I'm curious, Brother Fan, have you won glory for the country?"
"Brother Fan, have you won glory for the country?"
"Brother Fan, have you won glory for the country?"
The comments slowly became distorted, and they all asked whether Zhang Fan had won glory for the country.
"Brother You, have you won glory for the country?"
When seeing Zhang Fan@张友, countless netizens almost burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha, Zhang Fan is so funny..."
"Killing me……"
"Brother You must have been confused by him."
"Hahaha……"
"This old driver is so dirty..."
"Oh, my stomach hurts..."
"I can't watch it, it's too dirty..."
Netizens got a stomach ache from being teased.Fans who didn't know the truth were stunned.
"Brother Yuntian, have you won glory for the country?"
"Brother Zonghai, have you won glory for the country?"
"Sister Sisi, have you won glory for the country? No, sent the wrong message?"
Zhang Fan, who started @娱乐场, is a familiar celebrity.At this moment, many celebrities were stunned.Not only are they dumbfounded, but even their fans are also dumbfounded.
"What is it to win glory for the country?"
"Yeah, what's going on?"
"What the hell is Zhang Fan doing again?"
"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard..."
"I can't, I can't, my stomach hurts..."
Netizens were so teased that their stomachs ached, but those celebrities didn't know the truth.
"Glory for the country? Doesn't seem like it?"
Zhang You replied on Weibo and saw the answer.Netizens laughed again.
"Hahahaha, Brother You, you were tricked by Zhang Fan..."
"What's wrong with this guy?"
"Hahaha……"
"Please see the link..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Zhang You's Weibo was contributed by some netizens. When Zhang You curiously clicked on the link, he almost spit out the coffee in his mouth the next moment.
"Zhang Fan, come out, I promise I won't beat you to death."
Seeing Zhang You's reply on Weibo, netizens were overjoyed.
"Zhang Fan, just wait for me."
"Zhang Fan, you bastard."
"Zhang Fan..."
Some celebrities also began to understand the matter, after knowing the truth of the matter.These people wanted to catch Zhang Fan and beat him up.I have seen cheating goods, but I have never seen such cheating.
"Yoyo, little brother, tell my sister, have you won glory for the country?"
Xiang Sisi replied on Weibo that Xiang Sisi has always been bold and aggressive in the entertainment industry. This reply made everyone curious.
"Hahaha, it's a must!"
Zhang Fan replied quickly and posted a photo.After seeing this photo, many people were speechless for a while.
"Brother Fan, you are too bad."
"Don't play like this."
"It's just that this stuff is not authentic..."
The photo is the news that Zhang Fan won the World Memory Championship.Obviously Zhang Fan didn't answer the question honestly.
A photo was ruined by everyone, and Durex's Weibo fans exceeded 500 million in just a few hours.At the same time, that photo was reposted crazily and discussed.
All major forums and WeChat groups are discussing this matter, and the word Durex is also remembered by many people.
"Brother Fan, I went to the store to check just now, but I didn't find Durex."
"Brother Fan, where can I buy it..."
"We don't have..."
"It's not sold online either..."
Many netizens left messages on the Internet because they did not find any Durex products in the store.
Weibo posted late at night, everyone made a fuss all night.The next morning, Durex's Weibo was updated again.
"Brother Fan, your sister. I just played teasing, now let's play sensational."
"Wow, it's so useful."
"Already favorited..."
"Ha ha……"
Durex's Weibo has been updated, and it is updated continuously.
"520, the best love words for you."
Today happens to be May NO.20, Zhang Fan also took advantage of the occasion to send some love words.
"You can get married anytime, as long as it's you (asked when you want to get married)"
"I finally waited for you, but fortunately I didn't give up halfway (the day when the long-distance relationship ended)"
"Pretending you don't care is the worst thing in the world (April Fool's Day)"
"Join the voice of missing, you will definitely think I am noisy (chat on WeChat in different places)"
"Sleeping without you is surviving not living (a week away from home)"
"I miss you, no need to reply, good night (six months after breakup)"
……
A series of love words made many people hooked.Some words hit the hearts of many people directly.
In front of the computer, an otaku who read Weibo burst into tears after seeing these love words, and finally took out his mobile phone and sent a message.
"I miss you, no need to reply, good morning."
The nerd sent a message to his ex-girlfriend, and after sending it, he stood up and went to the bathroom.
At this time, the phone rang suddenly, and the otaku was taken aback when he saw the number.
"Hey……"
After connecting the phone, the otaku asked in a hoarse voice.
"I miss you too……"
A girl's voice came from the phone, slightly crying.Hearing this voice, the boy could take it no longer.
"Let's make up, both of us."
"Um……"
After hanging up the phone, the boy jumped up excitedly.
"Thank you Brother Fan, thank you Durex. My girlfriend and I have reconciled, and we will only use Durex from now on..."
After frantically posting a sentence on the Internet, the boy disappeared.
"Hahaha, I sent a love message to my girlfriend just now, and my girlfriend was very moved."
"My daughter-in-law is also like that, she can unlock her heart posture at night..."
"My boyfriend was coaxed back by a word of love from me..."
"Thank you, Brother Fan..."
"From now on, I will only use Durex..."
"Brother Fan, when will the supply be delivered?"
Many netizens left messages one after another.In less than a day, Zhang Fan cultivated many potential users for Durex just by relying on Weibo.This kind of marketing method made everyone thoroughly see the power of Zhang Fan's marketing god.
Many companies began to inquire about this matter. When they learned that Yang Bin had exchanged 20.00% of the shares for Zhang Fan's marketing, many people couldn't help but take a deep breath. No one really has such courage.
(End of this chapter)
"Brother Fan, you are too dirty."
"The People's Daily just praised you for your positive energy..."
"This is also positive energy..."
"Hahaha……"
"Glory for the country..."
"It must have won glory for the country..."
"necessary……"
"Wow, my sister is going to Congo..."
Durex's official website updated a Weibo, which directly made many people laugh, and then started talking.
"Popular science post: The length of men in the world, have you won glory for your country?"
Zhang Fan posted such a sentence on Weibo, followed by an evil expression.There is also a picture of men's length around the world below.The length of men in some countries is marked above in detail.
And at the bottom of the picture is the logo of Durex. Just such a picture made many netizens go crazy.Especially men, for men, this matter is definitely the most concerned thing for everyone.
"Hahaha, I measured it myself just now, and I won glory for the country..."
"Upstairs is deceiving people, there is no picture and no truth..."
"Average……"
"Wow, I can get a gold medal..."
"Hahaha……"
"I'm curious, Brother Fan, have you won glory for the country?"
"Brother Fan, have you won glory for the country?"
"Brother Fan, have you won glory for the country?"
The comments slowly became distorted, and they all asked whether Zhang Fan had won glory for the country.
"Brother You, have you won glory for the country?"
When seeing Zhang Fan@张友, countless netizens almost burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha, Zhang Fan is so funny..."
"Killing me……"
"Brother You must have been confused by him."
"Hahaha……"
"This old driver is so dirty..."
"Oh, my stomach hurts..."
"I can't watch it, it's too dirty..."
Netizens got a stomach ache from being teased.Fans who didn't know the truth were stunned.
"Brother Yuntian, have you won glory for the country?"
"Brother Zonghai, have you won glory for the country?"
"Sister Sisi, have you won glory for the country? No, sent the wrong message?"
Zhang Fan, who started @娱乐场, is a familiar celebrity.At this moment, many celebrities were stunned.Not only are they dumbfounded, but even their fans are also dumbfounded.
"What is it to win glory for the country?"
"Yeah, what's going on?"
"What the hell is Zhang Fan doing again?"
"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard..."
"I can't, I can't, my stomach hurts..."
Netizens were so teased that their stomachs ached, but those celebrities didn't know the truth.
"Glory for the country? Doesn't seem like it?"
Zhang You replied on Weibo and saw the answer.Netizens laughed again.
"Hahahaha, Brother You, you were tricked by Zhang Fan..."
"What's wrong with this guy?"
"Hahaha……"
"Please see the link..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Zhang You's Weibo was contributed by some netizens. When Zhang You curiously clicked on the link, he almost spit out the coffee in his mouth the next moment.
"Zhang Fan, come out, I promise I won't beat you to death."
Seeing Zhang You's reply on Weibo, netizens were overjoyed.
"Zhang Fan, just wait for me."
"Zhang Fan, you bastard."
"Zhang Fan..."
Some celebrities also began to understand the matter, after knowing the truth of the matter.These people wanted to catch Zhang Fan and beat him up.I have seen cheating goods, but I have never seen such cheating.
"Yoyo, little brother, tell my sister, have you won glory for the country?"
Xiang Sisi replied on Weibo that Xiang Sisi has always been bold and aggressive in the entertainment industry. This reply made everyone curious.
"Hahaha, it's a must!"
Zhang Fan replied quickly and posted a photo.After seeing this photo, many people were speechless for a while.
"Brother Fan, you are too bad."
"Don't play like this."
"It's just that this stuff is not authentic..."
The photo is the news that Zhang Fan won the World Memory Championship.Obviously Zhang Fan didn't answer the question honestly.
A photo was ruined by everyone, and Durex's Weibo fans exceeded 500 million in just a few hours.At the same time, that photo was reposted crazily and discussed.
All major forums and WeChat groups are discussing this matter, and the word Durex is also remembered by many people.
"Brother Fan, I went to the store to check just now, but I didn't find Durex."
"Brother Fan, where can I buy it..."
"We don't have..."
"It's not sold online either..."
Many netizens left messages on the Internet because they did not find any Durex products in the store.
Weibo posted late at night, everyone made a fuss all night.The next morning, Durex's Weibo was updated again.
"Brother Fan, your sister. I just played teasing, now let's play sensational."
"Wow, it's so useful."
"Already favorited..."
"Ha ha……"
Durex's Weibo has been updated, and it is updated continuously.
"520, the best love words for you."
Today happens to be May NO.20, Zhang Fan also took advantage of the occasion to send some love words.
"You can get married anytime, as long as it's you (asked when you want to get married)"
"I finally waited for you, but fortunately I didn't give up halfway (the day when the long-distance relationship ended)"
"Pretending you don't care is the worst thing in the world (April Fool's Day)"
"Join the voice of missing, you will definitely think I am noisy (chat on WeChat in different places)"
"Sleeping without you is surviving not living (a week away from home)"
"I miss you, no need to reply, good night (six months after breakup)"
……
A series of love words made many people hooked.Some words hit the hearts of many people directly.
In front of the computer, an otaku who read Weibo burst into tears after seeing these love words, and finally took out his mobile phone and sent a message.
"I miss you, no need to reply, good morning."
The nerd sent a message to his ex-girlfriend, and after sending it, he stood up and went to the bathroom.
At this time, the phone rang suddenly, and the otaku was taken aback when he saw the number.
"Hey……"
After connecting the phone, the otaku asked in a hoarse voice.
"I miss you too……"
A girl's voice came from the phone, slightly crying.Hearing this voice, the boy could take it no longer.
"Let's make up, both of us."
"Um……"
After hanging up the phone, the boy jumped up excitedly.
"Thank you Brother Fan, thank you Durex. My girlfriend and I have reconciled, and we will only use Durex from now on..."
After frantically posting a sentence on the Internet, the boy disappeared.
"Hahaha, I sent a love message to my girlfriend just now, and my girlfriend was very moved."
"My daughter-in-law is also like that, she can unlock her heart posture at night..."
"My boyfriend was coaxed back by a word of love from me..."
"Thank you, Brother Fan..."
"From now on, I will only use Durex..."
"Brother Fan, when will the supply be delivered?"
Many netizens left messages one after another.In less than a day, Zhang Fan cultivated many potential users for Durex just by relying on Weibo.This kind of marketing method made everyone thoroughly see the power of Zhang Fan's marketing god.
Many companies began to inquire about this matter. When they learned that Yang Bin had exchanged 20.00% of the shares for Zhang Fan's marketing, many people couldn't help but take a deep breath. No one really has such courage.
(End of this chapter)
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